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over a year ago
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a) photoshop my knickers straight?
b) leave my current av alone?
c) re-photograph my current av with my knickers straight?
d) change my av?
e) buy some clogs?
f) photograph a new av with me wearing clogs?
g) log off and go to bed?
h) photograph a new av without clogs but without worrying about wonky knickers?
i) other (please specify)?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a) photoshop my knickers straight?
b) leave my current av alone?
c) re-photograph my current av with my knickers straight?
d) change my av?
e) buy some clogs?
f) photograph a new av with me wearing clogs?
g) log off and go to bed?
h) photograph a new av without clogs but without worrying about wonky knickers?
i) other (please specify)?
*terms and conditions apply."
Try the same av without knickers then you wouldnt have to worry about them being straight  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i) go to bed. you are over thinkin things and have a long drive tomorrow  "
It's market research so I can tell Ryan nobody cares when he points out my knickers are wonky.  |
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"i) go to bed. you are over thinkin things and have a long drive tomorrow
It's market research so I can tell Ryan nobody cares when he points out my knickers are wonky. "
in that case
i) tell ryan to sod off, its none of his business!!! 
Also, is he viewing your AV with a magnifyin glass cos i cant see any knickers lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The dress is semi-transparent. The knickers show as a darker area. The right hand side (as you look at the picture) has been pulled across a bit by the rubber, so the two sides aren't symmetrical.
Apparently it's my bum eating them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a) photoshop my knickers straight?
b) leave my current av alone?
c) re-photograph my current av with my knickers straight?
d) change my av?
e) buy some clogs?
f) photograph a new av with me wearing clogs?
g) log off and go to bed?
h) photograph a new av without clogs but without worrying about wonky knickers?
i) other (please specify)?
*terms and conditions apply."
Get a new picture  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Er, Kinky, hellooooooo. Can I refer you to my recent post highlightling my job. Option i therefore....
Er, which one? Don't think I saw it."
You did, you posted a 'hehe' at his suggestion. My memory won't do the instant recall of the thread title the way that yours will. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"C)
Let me know if you need a hand making sure they're on straight this time.
That dress has a back zip. I can't do it up by myself!
...or, presumably, undo it either."
I can undo it if I need to but it's better for someone else to do it - less risk of ripping the dress that way.
To do it up, to prevent stressing the rubber, the two edges of the zip need to be pulled together before the zip is pulled up. That's why I can't do it myself. It needs two hands and I can't reach to do it properly.
Some people fasten their own rear zip outfits by tying string to the zip and pulling it up that way. I think the risk of tearing the dress is too great. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you should try and get some clogs and then Ryan won't notice the knickers.
They could come in useful for clogging him on the head if he gets annoying."
*if*?
Whaddaya mean IF?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Er, Kinky, hellooooooo. Can I refer you to my recent post highlightling my job. Option i therefore....
Er, which one? Don't think I saw it.
You did, you posted a 'hehe' at his suggestion. My memory won't do the instant recall of the thread title the way that yours will."
Mine doesn't always do it, just sometimes. Probably it depends on how awake and alert I am when reading.
I do recall the hehe response now you mention it though. |
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"C)
Let me know if you need a hand making sure they're on straight this time.
That dress has a back zip. I can't do it up by myself!
...or, presumably, undo it either.
I can undo it if I need to but it's better for someone else to do it - less risk of ripping the dress that way.
To do it up, to prevent stressing the rubber, the two edges of the zip need to be pulled together before the zip is pulled up. That's why I can't do it myself. It needs two hands and I can't reach to do it properly.
Some people fasten their own rear zip outfits by tying string to the zip and pulling it up that way. I think the risk of tearing the dress is too great."
Indeed, it would be a shame to ruin the dress rather than asking someone to help you... someone with 2 hands.
Us blokes have it easy in comparison! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"C)
Let me know if you need a hand making sure they're on straight this time.
That dress has a back zip. I can't do it up by myself!
...or, presumably, undo it either.
I can undo it if I need to but it's better for someone else to do it - less risk of ripping the dress that way.
To do it up, to prevent stressing the rubber, the two edges of the zip need to be pulled together before the zip is pulled up. That's why I can't do it myself. It needs two hands and I can't reach to do it properly.
Some people fasten their own rear zip outfits by tying string to the zip and pulling it up that way. I think the risk of tearing the dress is too great.
Indeed, it would be a shame to ruin the dress rather than asking someone to help you... someone with 2 hands.
Us blokes have it easy in comparison!"
Oh I dunno, it's just as difficult for men to get into latex sometimes.
And women get much greater variety. And although men can wear corsets, most wouldn't.
On balance there are pros and cons on both sides. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Er, Kinky, hellooooooo. Can I refer you to my recent post highlightling my job. Option i therefore...."
Right... yes, got it now. Knickers Adjustment Bureau hmm? Sounds a little fishy to me and nobody wants fishy knickers. May I see some credentials?
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Er, Kinky, hellooooooo. Can I refer you to my recent post highlightling my job. Option i therefore....
Right... yes, got it now. Knickers Adjustment Bureau hmm? Sounds a little fishy to me and nobody wants fishy knickers. May I see some credentials?
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Do you think it's KnAB or just KAB? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Er, Kinky, hellooooooo. Can I refer you to my recent post highlightling my job. Option i therefore....
Right... yes, got it now. Knickers Adjustment Bureau hmm? Sounds a little fishy to me and nobody wants fishy knickers. May I see some credentials?
Do you think it's KnAB or just KAB?"
Ooh good question. I was wondering about the logo actually. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Er, Kinky, hellooooooo. Can I refer you to my recent post highlightling my job. Option i therefore....
Right... yes, got it now. Knickers Adjustment Bureau hmm? Sounds a little fishy to me and nobody wants fishy knickers. May I see some credentials?
Do you think it's KnAB or just KAB?
Ooh good question. I was wondering about the logo actually. "
Do you think he uses implements or just fingers? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Photoshop your knickers off. "
I've heard of it being difficult to get some women out of their knickers but that really is the complicated way to do it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Er, Kinky, hellooooooo. Can I refer you to my recent post highlightling my job. Option i therefore....
Right... yes, got it now. Knickers Adjustment Bureau hmm? Sounds a little fishy to me and nobody wants fishy knickers. May I see some credentials?
Do you think it's KnAB or just KAB?
Ooh good question. I was wondering about the logo actually.
Do you think he uses implements or just fingers?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"is this a look at me thread?  "
It's a "does anyone other than Ryan care my knickers are wonky" thread.
And because I don't want to sleep and am bored. |
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"a) photoshop my knickers straight?
b) leave my current av alone?
c) re-photograph my current av with my knickers straight?
d) change my av?
e) buy some clogs?
f) photograph a new av with me wearing clogs?
g) log off and go to bed?
h) photograph a new av without clogs but without worrying about wonky knickers?
i) other (please specify)?
*terms and conditions apply."
(i) retake the photo in the same dress but ask for a helper to assist with the zip,
I would like to offer my services |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"a) photoshop my knickers straight?
b) leave my current av alone?
c) re-photograph my current av with my knickers straight?
d) change my av?
e) buy some clogs?
f) photograph a new av with me wearing clogs?
g) log off and go to bed?
h) photograph a new av without clogs but without worrying about wonky knickers?
i) other (please specify)?
*terms and conditions apply.
(i) retake the photo in the same dress but ask for a helper to assist with the zip,
I would like to offer my services "
Thank you, though since you can neither travel or accommodate, that could be tricky to arrange |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like your avatar and its slight quirk adds to it being a great picture.. "
Thanks. It drives my OCD side round the bend, so having it as my av could be considered aversion therapy. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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As my fashion opinion seems to hold credibility in your sleepless hours. Here it is :
1) Straight knickers just wouldn't suit you they are far too normal.
2) Why waste money on clogs when you already have a perfectly good pair? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a) photoshop my knickers straight?
b) leave my current av alone?
c) re-photograph my current av with my knickers straight?
d) change my av?
e) buy some clogs?
f) photograph a new av with me wearing clogs?
g) log off and go to bed?
h) photograph a new av without clogs but without worrying about wonky knickers?
i) other (please specify)?
*terms and conditions apply."
Too many choices............ Like being a kid in a sweet shop!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Er, Kinky, hellooooooo. Can I refer you to my recent post highlightling my job. Option i therefore....
Er, which one? Don't think I saw it."
Dear Kinky. The thread was called Word of the Week Challenge - 1st October - the Synonyms Round and my post read
"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Mr. Whack, senior operations manager at the Knicker Adjustment Bureau. May I be of service?"
I'm a little bit hurt Kinky. A little bit...... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Er, Kinky, hellooooooo. Can I refer you to my recent post highlightling my job. Option i therefore....
Er, which one? Don't think I saw it.
Dear Kinky. The thread was called Word of the Week Challenge - 1st October - the Synonyms Round and my post read
"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Mr. Whack, senior operations manager at the Knicker Adjustment Bureau. May I be of service?"
I'm a little bit hurt Kinky. A little bit......"
She remembered, see above. We need to know if the Bureau is KnAB or just KAB. Not all of us keep our knickers in a bureau. Do you use implements or just fingers. Any new service needs to be fully evaluated. Who oversees your work and quality standards? |
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She remembered, see above. We need to know if the Bureau is KnAB or just KAB. Not all of us keep our knickers in a bureau. Do you use implements or just fingers. Any new service needs to be fully evaluated. Who oversees your work and quality standards?
Sorry, didn't spot all of that lot.
To answer all questions. I work for the KAB, not to be confused with the now defunct KGB. KnAB was considered but was to similar to the Royal Dutch Football Association.
The KAB is a self regulated department to a large degree although the quality control is reported and graded by our clients.
The bureau belives in natural methods and we (royal we) use only what we were blessed with. I.e. fingers. We believe that without the feeling of flesh on material, we can't empathise with our client's feelings of discomfort.
We don't have a logo, we don't need one. We're here to provide a serious service, not hide behind gimmicks.
We provide our first rescue mission FOC to demonstrate quality of service. All jobs thereafter to the same client are charged out based on travel, difficulty of task, delicacy of knicker material and danger of getting a clout from spouse.
I hope that answers your questions and hope I can be of service in the very near fiture.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"She remembered, see above. We need to know if the Bureau is KnAB or just KAB. Not all of us keep our knickers in a bureau. Do you use implements or just fingers. Any new service needs to be fully evaluated. Who oversees your work and quality standards?
Sorry, didn't spot all of that lot.
To answer all questions. I work for the KAB, not to be confused with the now defunct KGB. KnAB was considered but was to similar to the Royal Dutch Football Association.
The KAB is a self regulated department to a large degree although the quality control is reported and graded by our clients.
The bureau belives in natural methods and we (royal we) use only what we were blessed with. I.e. fingers. We believe that without the feeling of flesh on material, we can't empathise with our client's feelings of discomfort.
We don't have a logo, we don't need one. We're here to provide a serious service, not hide behind gimmicks.
We provide our first rescue mission FOC to demonstrate quality of service. All jobs thereafter to the same client are charged out based on travel, difficulty of task, delicacy of knicker material and danger of getting a clout from spouse.
I hope that answers your questions and hope I can be of service in the very near fiture.
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How large is your, erm, workforce? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Currently I am not wearing knickers so they can't be wonky.
You have an all-seeing eye instead.
Bet she gets something in it "
Will that need to be removed as well? How many agencies will one woman have to access? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Currently I am not wearing knickers so they can't be wonky.
You have an all-seeing eye instead.
Bet she gets something in it
Will that need to be removed as well? How many agencies will one woman have to access?"
No I think you just give it an itch. I saw it once on Gimme Gimme Gimme. Linda La Hughes had summit in here eye and it made her walk funny. She wasn't even wearing clogs ! |
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