"Not relevant but I saw a man at the weekend , crossing the road too , trousers round his ankle with no sign of boxers … at 5am
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Not at all seen a man at the same traffic lights having a wank a few years ago lol |
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During a radio discussion about drivers a guy called in to say he had just witnessed a woman spending 15 mins attempting to park her Merc in an Asda carpark.
When she pulled out once more to have another go, a second woman driving a fiesta drove straight into the spot first time.
She got out and told the lady in the Merc "that's what you can do if you know how to drive!"
In response the Merc driver reversed into the back of the fiesta and shouted" And that's what you can do when you have lots of money!" |
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"Not relevant but I saw a man at the weekend , crossing the road too , trousers round his ankle with no sign of boxers … at 5am
Not at all seen a man at the same traffic lights having a wank a few years ago lol "
Was there a happy ending? |
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"Not relevant but I saw a man at the weekend , crossing the road too , trousers round his ankle with no sign of boxers … at 5am
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That’s a walk off shame bolt and hafe
I mean I done them missing a heel stocking or knickers but alway covered up
That beats mine anyway |
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"Not relevant but I saw a man at the weekend , crossing the road too , trousers round his ankle with no sign of boxers … at 5am
Not at all seen a man at the same traffic lights having a wank a few years ago lol
Was there a happy ending? "
No the police picked him up lol |
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"During a radio discussion about drivers a guy called in to say he had just witnessed a woman spending 15 mins attempting to park her Merc in an Asda carpark.
When she pulled out once more to have another go, a second woman driving a fiesta drove straight into the spot first time.
She got out and told the lady in the Merc "that's what you can do if you know how to drive!"
In response the Merc driver reversed into the back of the fiesta and shouted" And that's what you can do when you have lots of money!""
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"What is the most self entitled thing you have seen?, iv just seen someone walk onto the rd(looking at phone) then shout at the driver who was made to stop"
Sister in law decided that she was hosting a birthday party in our house. She had invited people and finalised the date before we heard about it (when one of the guests called me to ask if she could stay the night).
Hadn’t crossed her mind to even ask us
Told her to go fuck herself she was absolutely bemused, couldnt see the issue. |
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"What is the most self entitled thing you have seen?, iv just seen someone walk onto the rd(looking at phone) then shout at the driver who was made to stop
Sister in law decided that she was hosting a birthday party in our house. She had invited people and finalised the date before we heard about it (when one of the guests called me to ask if she could stay the night).
Hadn’t crossed her mind to even ask us
Told her to go fuck herself she was absolutely bemused, couldnt see the issue. "
Wow is all I can say |
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"What is the most self entitled thing you have seen?, iv just seen someone walk onto the rd(looking at phone) then shout at the driver who was made to stop
Sister in law decided that she was hosting a birthday party in our house. She had invited people and finalised the date before we heard about it (when one of the guests called me to ask if she could stay the night).
Hadn’t crossed her mind to even ask us
Told her to go fuck herself she was absolutely bemused, couldnt see the issue.
Wow is all I can say "
She has from, but she found a new level with this performance.
Came to visit us once, brought a bottle of champagne. We thought it was a gift. She put it in the fridge and then drank it, didn’t even offer us a glass. |
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"Someone who sent out rsvps for their upcoming wedding with a section where guests had to designate the gift they would bring, and used that to shortlist who they actually invited."
Oh wow |
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"Someone who sent out rsvps for their upcoming wedding with a section where guests had to designate the gift they would bring, and used that to shortlist who they actually invited."
Did you make the grade lol  |
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"During a radio discussion about drivers a guy called in to say he had just witnessed a woman spending 15 mins attempting to park her Merc in an Asda carpark.
When she pulled out once more to have another go, a second woman driving a fiesta drove straight into the spot first time.
She got out and told the lady in the Merc "that's what you can do if you know how to drive!"
In response the Merc driver reversed into the back of the fiesta and shouted" And that's what you can do when you have lots of money!""
I heard that one but it was a Roller and a Mini |
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"During a radio discussion about drivers a guy called in to say he had just witnessed a woman spending 15 mins attempting to park her Merc in an Asda carpark.
When she pulled out once more to have another go, a second woman driving a fiesta drove straight into the spot first time.
She got out and told the lady in the Merc "that's what you can do if you know how to drive!"
In response the Merc driver reversed into the back of the fiesta and shouted" And that's what you can do when you have lots of money!"
I heard that one but it was a Roller and a Mini "
Could well have been. It was a long time ago |
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