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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Application is now open for a limited time. I need a PA to deal with my life admin so I can deal with work admin 
Must also be good at making cuppas and shoulder massages. Knows affirmations off by heart and can keep me up beat so I don't lose my shit.
On another note: why does everything that is stressful happen all at once? Why do so many people in the real world require my attention all at once when they don't need me otherwise?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Application is now open for a limited time. I need a PA to deal with my life admin so I can deal with work admin
Must also be good at making cuppas and shoulder massages. Knows affirmations off by heart and can keep me up beat so I don't lose my shit.
On another note: why does everything that is stressful happen all at once? Why do so many people in the real world require my attention all at once when they don't need me otherwise? "
Where do I apply??? X |
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"Application is now open for a limited time. I need a PA to deal with my life admin so I can deal with work admin
Must also be good at making cuppas and shoulder massages. Knows affirmations off by heart and can keep me up beat so I don't lose my shit.
On another note: why does everything that is stressful happen all at once? Why do so many people in the real world require my attention all at once when they don't need me otherwise?
Where do I apply??? X"
Can i suggest a joint application? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Application is now open for a limited time. I need a PA to deal with my life admin so I can deal with work admin
Must also be good at making cuppas and shoulder massages. Knows affirmations off by heart and can keep me up beat so I don't lose my shit.
On another note: why does everything that is stressful happen all at once? Why do so many people in the real world require my attention all at once when they don't need me otherwise?
Where do I apply??? X
Can i suggest a joint application?"
I second this x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Application is now open for a limited time. I need a PA to deal with my life admin so I can deal with work admin
Must also be good at making cuppas and shoulder massages. Knows affirmations off by heart and can keep me up beat so I don't lose my shit.
On another note: why does everything that is stressful happen all at once? Why do so many people in the real world require my attention all at once when they don't need me otherwise? "
I'd be a shit PA but can make a mean cuppa and hand out Affirmations like there is no tomorrow  oh and I'm a dab hand at massages 
Hope your not feeling too overwhelmed OP xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Application is now open for a limited time. I need a PA to deal with my life admin so I can deal with work admin
Must also be good at making cuppas and shoulder massages. Knows affirmations off by heart and can keep me up beat so I don't lose my shit.
On another note: why does everything that is stressful happen all at once? Why do so many people in the real world require my attention all at once when they don't need me otherwise?
Where do I apply??? X
Can i suggest a joint application?
I second this x "
Absolutely, the more the merrier  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is it a remote position, or am I required on location? I might need a basket under the stairs to sleep in if that's the case"
On location. Theres a den in the loft with mood lighting, TV, xbox and heater should that be more sufficient? There's some colouring books and pens if you get bored |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd be a shit PA but can make a mean cuppa and hand out Affirmations like there is no tomorrow oh and I'm a dab hand at massages
Hope your not feeling too overwhelmed OP xxx"
thank you. Just a mountain gets added to my list before I've even ticked anything off x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are the benefits of the role?
I'll let you cuddle my puppy
There's a puppy! I'll do it for free!!"
There's a puppy and a bitch actually. They both love attention, even more than me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd fail with the shoulder massaging. I'd be sacked because my hands would start to wander as I'm kissing your neck. I do make a good cuppa though. "
That is a sackable offence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m up for it.
First job.. personally assist you out of your underwear and onto my beautiful penis.
What if I don't have any underwear on though? "
You rarely do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I need a PA as well. Tasks include deleting emails, filling car up with diesel, making coffee and laughing at my funny jokes 
You can't try to steal people from me. That's a little uncalled for 
But I'll fill your car up, unleaded - yeah? "
Its not stealing you're oop North and there may be potential applicants down south
Er diesel and easy on the milk in that coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd fail with the shoulder massaging. I'd be sacked because my hands would start to wander as I'm kissing your neck. I do make a good cuppa though.
That is a sackable offence "
Wow. Just wow. Sacked for making a good cuppa.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd fail with the shoulder massaging. I'd be sacked because my hands would start to wander as I'm kissing your neck. I do make a good cuppa though.
That is a sackable offence
Wow. Just wow. Sacked for making a good cuppa. "
Its a cruel world |
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