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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can a 40 squeeze in or am I exempt for being too wrinkly
I’ll put it to the people. "
If it's any consolation I act like an 18 year old , so if you take an average I might be near |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im hanging on by my teeth.....    
You’re most definitely welcome xx
Why thank you gorgeous... Needless to say I bring cake, cake and more cake for us to share... Intimately.... "
Can I lick the cream off you? Hehe x |
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"Im hanging on by my teeth.....
You’re most definitely welcome xx
Why thank you gorgeous... Needless to say I bring cake, cake and more cake for us to share... Intimately....
Can I lick the cream off you? Hehe x "
Is there any better way to eat it???? x x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Im hanging on by my teeth.....
You’re most definitely welcome xx
Why thank you gorgeous... Needless to say I bring cake, cake and more cake for us to share... Intimately....
Can I lick the cream off you? Hehe x
Is there any better way to eat it???? x x "
Absolutely not. And if it’s shared it’s half the calories. X |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Im hanging on by my teeth.....
You’re most definitely welcome xx
Why thank you gorgeous... Needless to say I bring cake, cake and more cake for us to share... Intimately....
Can I lick the cream off you? Hehe x
Is there any better way to eat it???? x x
Absolutely not. And if it’s shared it’s half the calories. X"
I'll share her with you.  |
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"Im hanging on by my teeth.....
You’re most definitely welcome xx
Why thank you gorgeous... Needless to say I bring cake, cake and more cake for us to share... Intimately....
Can I lick the cream off you? Hehe x
Is there any better way to eat it???? x x
Absolutely not. And if it’s shared it’s half the calories. X"
Screw the calories... Bring me your body and cake.... Immediately..... |
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"Naked twister!!!
Yup, no need for anymore games. That wins haha
With baby oil surely?
Mr Hayes
That's just a given isn't it?
I'mma fall flat on my face...
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That's all just part of the fun
Mr Hayes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok we have snacks. But what’s everyone drinking??? X
I've got quite a selection of Christmas fizz plus a bottle of Moet.
Grab a glass! "
You’ve bought some sophistication to our soirée. I’m impressed.
Here’s me about to get tequila shots. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok we have snacks. But what’s everyone drinking??? X
I've got quite a selection of Christmas fizz plus a bottle of Moet.
Grab a glass!
You’ve bought some sophistication to our soirée. I’m impressed.
Here’s me about to get tequila shots. "
Don't be fooled.. I much prefer the cheap asti from Aldi.. And the boozy raspberries to go with it of course! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All you fabulous 30 somethings from the previous thread gather here. We don’t discriminate on body size.
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Just discriminate on age!!!"
Not at all… there’s people on here who’re defoooo not 30 somethings. Who pissed in your cornflakes?. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All you fabulous 30 somethings from the previous thread gather here. We don’t discriminate on body size.
X
Just discriminate on age!!!
Not at all… there’s people on here who’re defoooo not 30 somethings. Who pissed in your cornflakes?."
I did lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All you fabulous 30 somethings from the previous thread gather here. We don’t discriminate on body size.
X
Just discriminate on age!!!
Not at all… there’s people on here who’re defoooo not 30 somethings. Who pissed in your cornflakes?."
To be fair, pissy cornflakes would put me in a foul mood |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All you fabulous 30 somethings from the previous thread gather here. We don’t discriminate on body size.
X
Just discriminate on age!!!
Not at all… there’s people on here who’re defoooo not 30 somethings. Who pissed in your cornflakes?.
To be fair, pissy cornflakes would put me in a foul mood"
You’ve made me laugh loads today. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All you fabulous 30 somethings from the previous thread gather here. We don’t discriminate on body size.
X
Just discriminate on age!!!
Not at all… there’s people on here who’re defoooo not 30 somethings. Who pissed in your cornflakes?.
To be fair, pissy cornflakes would put me in a foul mood
You’ve made me laugh loads today. Lol "
Somebody told me once "you're not that good looking...so be funny...you won't die a virgin then". Was pretty solid advice to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"All you fabulous 30 somethings from the previous thread gather here. We don’t discriminate on body size.
X
Just discriminate on age!!!
Not at all… there’s people on here who’re defoooo not 30 somethings. Who pissed in your cornflakes?.
To be fair, pissy cornflakes would put me in a foul mood
You’ve made me laugh loads today. Lol
Somebody told me once "you're not that good looking...so be funny...you won't die a virgin then". Was pretty solid advice to be fair"
Hahaha awwwh. To be fair. Humour is massively attractive. They weren’t wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going get the crowd to join with,
I'll go with Hey Jude - The Beatles
All together now! NAAAA NAAA NAA NANANANAANAAAA"
Scouse by location and nature haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Karaoke?
Can I do 2Unlimited - No limits.
Easy to remember the lyrics. Can’t fuck it up.
If you do 2unlimited- no limits, I'll do terrorvision -tequila
Mr Hayes "
Followed by a duet of Daft Punks ‘Around the world’
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"Karaoke?
Can I do 2Unlimited - No limits.
Easy to remember the lyrics. Can’t fuck it up.
If you do 2unlimited- no limits, I'll do terrorvision -tequila
Mr Hayes
Followed by a duet of Daft Punks ‘Around the world’
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Yes mate, we've got this down, we could try blue- Eiffel 65 but there might be too many lyrics to learn.
Mr Hayes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Karaoke?
Can I do 2Unlimited - No limits.
Easy to remember the lyrics. Can’t fuck it up.
If you do 2unlimited- no limits, I'll do terrorvision -tequila
Mr Hayes
Followed by a duet of Daft Punks ‘Around the world’
Yes mate, we've got this down, we could try blue- Eiffel 65 but there might be too many lyrics to learn.
Mr Hayes "
I’d actually love to see this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Karaoke?
Can I do 2Unlimited - No limits.
Easy to remember the lyrics. Can’t fuck it up.
If you do 2unlimited- no limits, I'll do terrorvision -tequila
Mr Hayes
Followed by a duet of Daft Punks ‘Around the world’
Yes mate, we've got this down, we could try blue- Eiffel 65 but there might be too many lyrics to learn.
Mr Hayes
I’d actually love to see this "
You really wouldn’t
I’m more tone deaf, and sing worse that some of Simon Cowells greatest audition participants. |
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"Karaoke?
Can I do 2Unlimited - No limits.
Easy to remember the lyrics. Can’t fuck it up.
If you do 2unlimited- no limits, I'll do terrorvision -tequila
Mr Hayes
Followed by a duet of Daft Punks ‘Around the world’
Yes mate, we've got this down, we could try blue- Eiffel 65 but there might be too many lyrics to learn.
Mr Hayes
I’d actually love to see this
You really wouldn’t
I’m more tone deaf, and sing worse that some of Simon Cowells greatest audition participants. "
And I sing like an amputee.
Mr Hayes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right I'll be the baby oil squirter, I'm singing American boy as that's the only song I know all the words to
I'll bring a cheese and pineapple hedgehog |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right I'll be the baby oil squirter, I'm singing American boy as that's the only song I know all the words to
I'll bring a cheese and pineapple hedgehog "
Oooh squirt on me anytime you like hahahaha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you bring cake? Reminds me of a few years ago we were members of a cakey club and at a christmas party , secret Santa, the host of the club, a lovely old lady got me a pack of 12 condoms! She hugged me and made sure I knew she was interested! She didn't care everyone else in the club knew! Dirty old bugger! The club didn't last much longer and we were the youngest! This is quite common for us as we have found out at many naturist clubs. |
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haha"
Mr Hayes 
so what we having!!!??
