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over a year ago
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"Can I have a Sailor Jerry's?
Sorry, new behind the bar! What is a sailors jerry?  methinks its a whisky or bourbon"
It's rum Yuck lol I'll have a sex on the beach please xx |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I have a Sailor Jerry's?
Sorry, new behind the bar! What is a sailors jerry? methinks its a whisky or bourbon
It's rum Yuck lol I'll have a sex on the beach please xx "
oh of course should have known from the name,anyways can i have a large jack daniels please one ice cube |
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"Can I have a Sailor Jerry's?
Sorry, new behind the bar! What is a sailors jerry? methinks its a whisky or bourbon
It's rum Yuck lol I'll have a sex on the beach please xx oh of course should have known from the name,anyways can i have a large jack daniels please one ice cube"
You sound like my kinda girl... this one's on me.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Red bull please!
Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!! 
Mention an open bar and look who rocks up  "
The riff raff? Do you think we need a bouncer? |
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"Red bull please!
Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!!
Mention an open bar and look who rocks up
The riff raff? Do you think we need a bouncer? "
yep, deffo....a few of this lot have been know to dance around naked you know....can't gave that in a respectable establishment like this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red bull please!
Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!!
Mention an open bar and look who rocks up
The riff raff? Do you think we need a bouncer? "
At your service, I'm lethal with my legs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red bull please!
Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!!
Mention an open bar and look who rocks up
The riff raff? Do you think we need a bouncer? "
I know someone who'd be perfect!
She's got a couple of serious bouncers!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Red bull please!
Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!!
Mention an open bar and look who rocks up
The riff raff? Do you think we need a bouncer?
I know someone who'd be perfect!
She's got a couple of serious bouncers!!! "
Prefer my bouncers to be tall dark and manly !!! |
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"I think we should have a drinking game!!!
What do you reckon??
I have never!!!
Judging by the rabble in here they'd be fucked after the third round "
I'm up for being fucked after the first round  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Red bull please!
Not thirsty - but so need an energy boost!!!
Mention an open bar and look who rocks up
The riff raff? Do you think we need a bouncer?
I know someone who'd be perfect!
She's got a couple of serious bouncers!!! "
Are you being rude again? You always lower the tone! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think we should have a drinking game!!!
What do you reckon??
I have never!!!
Judging by the rabble in here they'd be fucked after the third round
I'm up for being fucked after the first round "
I'm not drinking and I'd seriously consider it, depending on the person asking. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink?? "
You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink??
You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ? "
oh i love slumming it down at bar fabs hahaha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink??
You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ? "
I'm sodding leaving then, I don't do self service |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink??
You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ?
I'm sodding leaving then, I don't do self service "
Phew the riff raff are leaving! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink??
You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ?
I'm sodding leaving then, I don't do self service
Phew the riff raff are leaving! "
I will have you know young lady, there is nothing finer sat on your bar right now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink??
You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ?
I'm sodding leaving then, I don't do self service
Phew the riff raff are leaving!
I will have you know young lady, there
is nothing finer sat on your bar right now "
Yeah yeah bring it on!! Will soon have you over my knee !
Luke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is it waitress service or do i have to go to the bar to get my own drink??
You have to que up to get your drink at the bar cute!! How posh do you think this gaff is ?
I'm sodding leaving then, I don't do self service
Phew the riff raff are leaving!
I will have you know young lady, there is nothing finer sat on your bar right now "
shove over , now there's double! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hey ladies think we should audition gorgeous men to be waiters.. that just wear boxers, cuffs and the collar.. mmmmmmmmm"
I'm leaving before I end up naked again! |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I have a Sailor Jerry's?
Sorry, new behind the bar! What is a sailors jerry? methinks its a whisky or bourbon
It's rum Yuck lol I'll have a sex on the beach please xx oh of course should have known from the name,anyways can i have a large jack daniels please one ice cube
You sound like my kinda girl... this one's on me. "
oh i say,thank you very much mines a double then in that case  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hey ladies think we should audition gorgeous men to be waiters.. that just wear boxers, cuffs and the collar.. mmmmmmmmm
I'm leaving before I end up naked again! "
You enjoyed it more than we did! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hey ladies think we should audition gorgeous men to be waiters.. that just wear boxers, cuffs and the collar.. mmmmmmmmm
I'm leaving before I end up naked again! "
Oh go on!
Nothing on the tv after all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ive seen Obi naked.. think we should pick Luke
Kind enough to buy us the first round AND he wants to serve us.. what a gent "
Always a gent cutensassy, it would be my pleasure to serve all you lovely ladies |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok ladies, hope all your glasses are full, what drinking game would you like play? Be gentle with me now! Please"
ever thought of having a wheelie race,psst dont tell the wife she loves em
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"May I have a fizzy water please?
You can have what ever you wish for "
I wish for a Cosmopolitan but I'm on the wagon. I'll just sit in the corner and see what's what. Thank you for the water. |
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