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What is the most annoying question people ask you
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you marry me
I love a good wedding , please may I be a guest 
You can take my place
Ewwww no thanks, tried that marriage thing once  "
And by your reaction I was right to decline  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you marry me
I love a good wedding , please may I be a guest
You can take my place
Ewwww no thanks, tried that marriage thing once
And by your reaction I was right to decline "
Don't listen to me , I'm an old cynical ice queen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What are you looking for on here?
I've been on here for 8 years, do I really need to say over and over again!? Just read my profile for god's sake, that will tell you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you be my Mum? 
Gross!!! What’s wrong with these men children??! "
I know right. They normally fuck off when I reply with 'Yeah, now fuck off and play in the road before I tell your Father' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you looking for on here?
I've been on here for 8 years, do I really need to say over and over again!? Just read my profile for god's sake, that will tell you x"
Never been asked this but I'd probable reply "the treasure of the Sierra madre" or "the lost city of Atlantis" or "Malaysia Airlines flight M83" or something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you be my Mum?
Gross!!! What’s wrong with these men children??!
I know right. They normally fuck off when I reply with 'Yeah, now fuck off and play in the road before I tell your Father' "
You said you wouldn't speak to our kids like that again!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are you looking for on here?
I've been on here for 8 years, do I really need to say over and over again!? Just read my profile for god's sake, that will tell you x
Never been asked this but I'd probable reply "the treasure of the Sierra madre" or "the lost city of Atlantis" or "Malaysia Airlines flight M83" or something."
I may start replying with things like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The actual most annoying thing is when people ask why I live so far away as if to bring up conversation that will lead to me getting a flight down to the southern part of England to let them stick their penis inside me. Sort it out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you like me to suck you off??
No. No I would not, and I'm not exactly sure why you think I would???
You have a penis, so it obviously needs sucking. "
I wouldn't mind if it was people of your fair sex Nan!! If the people requesting had sexy painted toe nails I'd jump at the chance; alas, the people sending the messages have todgers which isn't so alluring  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you be my Mum?
Gross!!! What’s wrong with these men children??!
I know right. They normally fuck off when I reply with 'Yeah, now fuck off and play in the road before I tell your Father'
You said you wouldn't speak to our kids like that again!!"
Well bite me!!!  |
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"How big is your cock?
Same answer I give to everyone - big ENOUGH to satisfy and please
Yea but, how big is it? "
The only way you’ll ever find is by seeing it for yourself live, direct and in the flesh  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
On here? Can I ask you a question?
IRL? So, didn’t you ever want to have kids? From people that barely know me. That brings out my outraged inner bitch and I have to bite my tongue to prevent me saying something mean and hurtful back. |
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I’ve got really curly hair and fucking white Irish skin and it shocks me how many times I’ve been asked if there’s any black in my family
Wtf
Phrase exactly like that too
“There’s gotta be some black in your family” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You ok
What you doing this weekend
How you doing
How was your day
I can’t stand small talk. Especially on here. Why do people seem so concerned about whether people are “ok” or not aha. And yes I know it’s fake concern. Not hard to read the profile, pick something from there and engage in a conversation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do you have tattoos?
Why is your nose pierced?
Why do you have 3 children and not two when you had a boy and girl before the third child came along?  |
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By *age500Woman
over a year ago
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"“How much”
Makes my blood boil
Do you take cards ?
Where do you want me to swipe that?
Phew.....at least you didn't say it was contactless"
Haha always going to be contactless for someone stupid enough to offer me money |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"“How much”
Makes my blood boil
Do you take cards ?
Where do you want me to swipe that?
Phew.....at least you didn't say it was contactless
Haha always going to be contactless for someone stupid enough to offer me money "
Touche ...:0) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got really curly hair and fucking white Irish skin and it shocks me how many times I’ve been asked if there’s any black in my family
Wtf
Phrase exactly like that too
“There’s gotta be some black in your family” "
So incredibly rude |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hang on. The most annoying one was when I was pregnant. 41 weeks, huge. Someone said "Have you not had the baby yet?"
I looked at them in disbelief, at my belly and then back at them again in even more disbelief. Christ on a bike. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When on holiday with my sons a couple of years ago, I kept being asked where my husband was. Or worse where the boss was!
They seemed quite put out by the fact I'm divorced and I'm the boss |
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