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 tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?  Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls  and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
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"I'm your Huckleberry! °•.and a very good evening Jím &C°." Damn you, Nerø, damn you to hell *shakes fist* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and fellow nocturnalites. Today has been VERY long. My assistant called in sick (*more fist shaking*) so it was Mega Manic Monday. I finished work at 8pm. I'm very weary now  | |||
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I'm working, getting ahead of the week. Off to bed shortly though. I just need carried up the stairs. | |||
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"I'm your Huckleberry! °•.and a very good evening Jím &C°." Get Finn! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! What a way to end a day. ¹stface | |||
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"I'm your Huckleberry! °•.and a very good evening Jím &C°. Damn you, Nerø, damn you to hell *shakes fist*" • KC, may you be damned on my epididymis!  | |||
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"Hello Jim!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the of course, Moonlight Band. How was manic Monday? | |||
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"Hello Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the of course, Moonlight Band. How was manic Monday?" See above Jim, see above | |||
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"Evening all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Harboy. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. All of my love, all of my kissin' You don't know what you've been a-missin' Harboy, when you're with me, Harboy The world can see that you were meant for me All of my life I've been a-waitin' Tonight there'll be no hesitatin' Harboy, when you're with me, Harboy The world can see that you were meant for me Smileyface | |||
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"Hello folks" • Wotcha Tall Guy, Jím's asking if your bum's free in Dumfries? | |||
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"Good evening sexy fabsters "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. In the pink, and making me wink.  | |||
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"Hello folks • Wotcha Tall Guy, Jím's asking if your bum's free in Dumfries?" Lol oh im expensive me | |||
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"Hi stud "Hey, Handsome. | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Harboy. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. All of my love, all of my kissin' You don't know what you've been a-missin' Harboy, when you're with me, Harboy The world can see that you were meant for me All of my life I've been a-waitin' Tonight there'll be no hesitatin' Harboy, when you're with me, Harboy The world can see that you were meant for me Smileyface" These are not the right words
Our daughter insists on listening to the actual song every time I take her in the car and she knows ALLLLLL the words. And all the words to Peggy Sue. I'm secretly very proud  | |||
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"Heeeey handsome
I'm working, getting ahead of the week. Off to bed shortly though. I just need carried up the stairs. "• I have an arboretum just for you my sylvan pixie. Zzzzzzz | |||
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"I'm your Huckleberry! °•.and a very good evening Jím &C°. Damn you, Nerø, damn you to hell *shakes fist* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and fellow nocturnalites. Today has been VERY long. My assistant called in sick (*more fist shaking*) so it was Mega Manic Monday. I finished work at 8pm. I'm very weary now "I thought your first post was rather concise. But you were competing for that coveted first post. And I can only admire that sort of effort after such a long day. | |||
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"Heeeey handsome
I'm working, getting ahead of the week. Off to bed shortly though. I just need carried up the stairs. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree. *flexes biceps in preparation* | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, how's yer pet snail? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. He's good, but a little bit lonely. He'll appreciate you asking after him. | |||
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"Hello folks" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Happy Monday. Smileyface | |||
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"Hello Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the of course, Moonlight Band. How was manic Monday? See above Jim, see above "I've responded a vouz above. | |||
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"Hello folks Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Happy Monday. Smileyface " Evening Jim Happy Monday, nah Last night here for few days, taking time away to get my head right | |||
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"I'm your Huckleberry! °•.and a very good evening Jím &C°. Get Finn! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! What a way to end a day. ¹stface" • Absolutely. First day back at work after the Christmas break. Friday is the Bank Social London...and I've got my dancing shØes! | |||
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"Evening everyone Miss Pc"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, Miss PC. How are things up the road in the Chester? | |||
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"Hello folks • Wotcha Tall Guy, Jím's asking if your bum's free in Dumfries? Lol oh im expensive me "But oh so worth it. | |||
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"I'm your Huckleberry! °•.and a very good evening Jím &C°. Damn you, Nerø, damn you to hell *shakes fist* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and fellow nocturnalites. Today has been VERY long. My assistant called in sick (*more fist shaking*) so it was Mega Manic Monday. I finished work at 8pm. I'm very weary now
I thought your first post was rather concise. But you were competing for that coveted first post. And I can only admire that sort of effort after such a long day."I'm trying to get all filled up, Jim. My loyalty card... | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Harboy. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. All of my love, all of my kissin' You don't know what you've been a-missin' Harboy, when you're with me, Harboy The world can see that you were meant for me All of my life I've been a-waitin' Tonight there'll be no hesitatin' Harboy, when you're with me, Harboy The world can see that you were meant for me Smileyface These are not the right words
Our daughter insists on listening to the actual song every time I take her in the car and she knows ALLLLLL the words. And all the words to Peggy Sue. I'm secretly very proud "It's the right words the way I sing it. That's awesome. You've gotta record one one those renditions. | |||
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"Hello folks • Wotcha Tall Guy, Jím's asking if your bum's free in Dumfries? Lol oh im expensive me
But oh so worth it." probably lol | |||
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"Good evening everybody "° Good evening Princess. I've been looking at your 30th Feb 2020 photo. It's rhapsody in red. | |||
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"Heeeey handsome
I'm working, getting ahead of the week. Off to bed shortly though. I just need carried up the stairs.
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I have an arboretum just for you my sylvan pixie. Zzzzzzz"Is it pierced? | |||
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"Heeeey handsome
I'm working, getting ahead of the week. Off to bed shortly though. I just need carried up the stairs.
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I have an arboretum just for you my sylvan pixie. Zzzzzzz"You are oh so kind | |||
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"Heeeey handsome
I'm working, getting ahead of the week. Off to bed shortly though. I just need carried up the stairs.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree. *flexes biceps in preparation*"You'll maybe need to take out some life insurance | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Harboy. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. All of my love, all of my kissin' You don't know what you've been a-missin' Harboy, when you're with me, Harboy The world can see that you were meant for me All of my life I've been a-waitin' Tonight there'll be no hesitatin' Harboy, when you're with me, Harboy The world can see that you were meant for me Smileyface These are not the right words
Our daughter insists on listening to the actual song every time I take her in the car and she knows ALLLLLL the words. And all the words to Peggy Sue. I'm secretly very proud
It's the right words the way I sing it.
That's awesome. You've gotta record one one those renditions."I'll record it Jim. I'll record it. The bestest was when my Dad and her were singing Buddy Holly songs together. Buddy is in Dad's long term memory, so...... | |||
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"Hey up, Jim of Jims " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. When did you last have to deal with a ninny? | |||
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"Hello folks Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Happy Monday. Smileyface Evening Jim Happy Monday, nah Last night here for few days, taking time away to get my head right" A break is no bad thing. | |||
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"I'm your Huckleberry! °•.and a very good evening Jím &C°. Get Finn! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! What a way to end a day. ¹stface • Absolutely. First day back at work after the Christmas break. Friday is the Bank Social London...and I've got my dancing shØes!" You are the dancing queen. | |||
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"Hello folks Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Happy Monday. Smileyface Evening Jim Happy Monday, nah Last night here for few days, taking time away to get my head right A break is no bad thing." For me I need to big time | |||
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"Good evening everybody
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Good evening Princess. I've been looking at your 30th Feb 2020 photo. It's rhapsody in red. "I haven't been here that long,... yet  | |||
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"Good evening everybody "You've inspired me to do, I don't know why, a Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers style greeting for you. G, g good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. G' g good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. | |||
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"I'm your Huckleberry! °•.and a very good evening Jím &C°. Damn you, Nerø, damn you to hell *shakes fist* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and fellow nocturnalites. Today has been VERY long. My assistant called in sick (*more fist shaking*) so it was Mega Manic Monday. I finished work at 8pm. I'm very weary now
I thought your first post was rather concise. But you were competing for that coveted first post. And I can only admire that sort of effort after such a long day.
I'm trying to get all filled up, Jim. My loyalty card..." | |||
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"Heeeey handsome
I'm working, getting ahead of the week. Off to bed shortly though. I just need carried up the stairs.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Appletree. *flexes biceps in preparation*
You'll maybe need to take out some life insurance "What are you going to do me? | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Harboy. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. All of my love, all of my kissin' You don't know what you've been a-missin' Harboy, when you're with me, Harboy The world can see that you were meant for me All of my life I've been a-waitin' Tonight there'll be no hesitatin' Harboy, when you're with me, Harboy The world can see that you were meant for me Smileyface These are not the right words
Our daughter insists on listening to the actual song every time I take her in the car and she knows ALLLLLL the words. And all the words to Peggy Sue. I'm secretly very proud
It's the right words the way I sing it.
That's awesome. You've gotta record one one those renditions.
I'll record it Jim. I'll record it. The bestest was when my Dad and her were singing Buddy Holly songs together. Buddy is in Dad's long term memory, so...... " | |||
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"Hey up, Jim of Jims
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. When did you last have to deal with a ninny?"• @Jím: take a look at Minnie's 10th Jan Cock photo, and give it a fab. It's a proper rooster I tell thee. | |||
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"What's your dad's favourite song?" My Dad's is probably something by Ella Fitzgerald. But he can sing along to stuff from the 50s, maybe 60s. I'm not sure he can remember much more recent stuff. | |||
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"Does Princess know who Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers are?" I don't but I went and found out and I can dig it | |||
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"Does Princess know who Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers are? I don't but I went and found out and I can dig it " I used to fucking love that Jive Bunny shit when I was ten, eleven years old. | |||
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"I've lost Minnie. How the flip have I lost Minnie? I'm going to scroll right back up to top. And scroll back down again." It's a long scroll back up Jim but worth it | |||
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"Does Princess know who Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers are? I don't but I went and found out and I can dig it
I used to fucking love that Jive Bunny shit when I was ten, eleven years old."The wedding reception DJ classic | |||
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"I found Minnie's cock." • ...yes, but did you find Minnie?!?? We're all worried!  | |||
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"I found Minnie's cock. • ...yes, but did you find Minnie?!?? We're all worried! "I found all of Minnie. | |||
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"I found Minnie's cock." Minnie has a cock now? She's spending too long on tumblr | |||
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hahaaaaa. Nope. 
Hi Jim you’re very perky with your hive bunnying tonight | |||
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"I found Minnie's cock. Minnie has a cock now? She's spending too long on tumblr" A pandemic does things to people. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Choir. | |||
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"I arrived before the midnight hour … that’s not like me. Maybe I’m planning an early night? hahaaaaa. Nope.
Hi Jim you’re very perky with your hive bunnying tonight "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. You've arrived, maybe you're already in bed. I know what you mean. I'm perky and jivin'. But it's still a quiet nocturnal thread. Can you think of something you to attract more noccyturnallers? Other than your presence of course. That goes without saying. | |||
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"I arrived before the midnight hour … that’s not like me. Maybe I’m planning an early night? hahaaaaa. Nope.
Hi Jim you’re very perky with your hive bunnying tonight
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. You've arrived, maybe you're already in bed.
I know what you mean. I'm perky and jivin'. But it's still a quiet nocturnal thread. Can you think of something you to attract more noccyturnallers? Other than your presence of course. That goes without saying."It’s only early in nocturnal land though right? … there’ll be more along soon I’m sure - carry on dancing about though - I’m imagining you jiving in the kitchen with your socks on so you can slide around the floor | |||
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave "Ooh hello | |||
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"hive
hive ?? "Hive ho, hive ho. It's nocturnalling we go. | |||
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"hive
hive ?? "• She's got the hives. She needs antihistamine from my Aunty Histamine. | |||
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave "• But it's a wheelchair! It's, umm, got wheels...  | |||
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"I arrived before the midnight hour … that’s not like me. Maybe I’m planning an early night? hahaaaaa. Nope.
Hi Jim you’re very perky with your hive bunnying tonight
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. You've arrived, maybe you're already in bed.
I know what you mean. I'm perky and jivin'. But it's still a quiet nocturnal thread. Can you think of something you to attract more noccyturnallers? Other than your presence of course. That goes without saying.
It’s only early in nocturnal land though right? … there’ll be more along soon I’m sure - carry on dancing about though - I’m imagining you jiving in the kitchen with your socks on so you can slide around the floor "It's early for you, it's early for me. I don't think it's going to get busier as the night goes on. And that's okay. Sock sliding away. | |||
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave "Haha. | |||
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"hive
hive ??
Hive ho, hive ho. It's nocturnalling we go."Oh dear lol. | |||
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"Evening all. Is a crash helmet required this evening? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jay. It's silly and safe as usual. We only have a peculiar nocturnal thread once every couple of years. So we're not due another one until 2024. | |||
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave
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But it's a wheelchair! It's, umm, got wheels... "The brakes are on and I'm all tied up! I don't know how else you'd explain my perpetual wittering on this nocturnal nonsense | |||
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She's got the hives. She needs antihistamine from my Aunty Histamine."Do what I please, gonna spread the disease, because I wanna Gonna call all the shots for the no's and the not's, because I wanna Yeah | |||
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave
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But it's a wheelchair! It's, umm, got wheels... "Clamps. | |||
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"hive
hive ??
Hive ho, hive ho. It's nocturnalling we go.
Oh dear lol."Look, I'm doing my best here. I can only work with what I'm given. | |||
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"Evening all. Is a crash helmet required this evening? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jay. It's silly and safe as usual. We only have a peculiar nocturnal thread once every couple of years. So we're not due another one until 2024. " I will take a year out in 24 for my 30th, hhhmmmmm | |||
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave
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But it's a wheelchair! It's, umm, got wheels...
Clamps."Both or just one? the idea of only being able to go round in a circle is equally amusing and cruel. | |||
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave
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But it's a wheelchair! It's, umm, got wheels...
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"Good evening sexy fabsters
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. In the pink, and making me wink. "You utter winker
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave
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But it's a wheelchair! It's, umm, got wheels...
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Both or just one? the idea of only being able to go round in a circle is equally amusing and cruel."One is funnier. | |||
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"hive
hive ??
Hive ho, hive ho. It's nocturnalling we go.
Oh dear lol.
Look, I'm doing my best here. I can only work with what I'm given.
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"Has anyone seen the red bull soap box race shows on tv?" I was going to say I've never seen the energy drink box race. But I have seen it, I've been on Fab for years watching the box race. | |||
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave
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But it's a wheelchair! It's, umm, got wheels...
Clamps.
Both or just one? the idea of only being able to go round in a circle is equally amusing and cruel.
One is funnier."Could you switch the clamps round periodically so I don't get "wanker's arm" please, Jim? | |||
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"Good evening sexy fabsters
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. In the pink, and making me wink.
You utter winker
I think you'll find I'm in the red and heading to bed " | |||
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave
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But it's a wheelchair! It's, umm, got wheels...
Clamps.
Both or just one? the idea of only being able to go round in a circle is equally amusing and cruel.
One is funnier.
Could you switch the clamps round periodically so I don't get "wanker's arm" please, Jim?"Would you like some water too? | |||
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"hive
hive ??
Hive ho, hive ho. It's nocturnalling we go.
Oh dear lol.
Look, I'm doing my best here. I can only work with what I'm given.
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave
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But it's a wheelchair! It's, umm, got wheels...
Clamps.
Both or just one? the idea of only being able to go round in a circle is equally amusing and cruel.
One is funnier.
Could you switch the clamps round periodically so I don't get "wanker's arm" please, Jim?
Would you like some water too?"You tryin' to get me wet? | |||
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"hive
hive ??
Hive ho, hive ho. It's nocturnalling we go.
Oh dear lol.
Look, I'm doing my best here. I can only work with what I'm given.
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave
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But it's a wheelchair! It's, umm, got wheels...
Clamps.
Both or just one? the idea of only being able to go round in a circle is equally amusing and cruel.
One is funnier.
Could you switch the clamps round periodically so I don't get "wanker's arm" please, Jim?
Would you like some water too?
You tryin' to get me wet? "Maybe I am. | |||
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave
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But it's a wheelchair! It's, umm, got wheels...
Clamps.
Both or just one? the idea of only being able to go round in a circle is equally amusing and cruel.
One is funnier.
Could you switch the clamps round periodically so I don't get "wanker's arm" please, Jim?
Would you like some water too?
You tryin' to get me wet?
Maybe I am."Did you drop the water bottle | |||
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"hive
hive ??
Hive ho, hive ho. It's nocturnalling we go.
Oh dear lol.
Look, I'm doing my best here. I can only work with what I'm given.
Lol work with me if like "https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6Wq8 | |||
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"I'm still here. But that's because Jim chained me to a chair some months ago, so I can't leave
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But it's a wheelchair! It's, umm, got wheels...
Clamps.
Both or just one? the idea of only being able to go round in a circle is equally amusing and cruel.
One is funnier.
Could you switch the clamps round periodically so I don't get "wanker's arm" please, Jim?
Would you like some water too?
You tryin' to get me wet?
Maybe I am.
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"hive
hive ??
Hive ho, hive ho. It's nocturnalling we go.
Oh dear lol.
Look, I'm doing my best here. I can only work with what I'm given.
Lol work with me if like
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6Wq8"Not what I had in mind lol | |||
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"hive
hive ??
Hive ho, hive ho. It's nocturnalling we go.
Oh dear lol.
Look, I'm doing my best here. I can only work with what I'm given.
Its beeecause it was a typo
You're my typo. "
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"This has been one eclectic bonkers Nocturnal thread this evening. Love it!" Very much so | |||
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"Well good evening all "Evening Woody | |||
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"Hello Tall, you all good?! " I'm not too bad thanks, hows yaself | |||
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"hive
hive ??
Hive ho, hive ho. It's nocturnalling we go.
Oh dear lol.
Look, I'm doing my best here. I can only work with what I'm given.
Lol work with me if like
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6Wq8
Not what I had in mind lol"Oh. | |||
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"hive
hive ??
Hive ho, hive ho. It's nocturnalling we go.
Oh dear lol.
Look, I'm doing my best here. I can only work with what I'm given.
Lol work with me if like
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6Wq8
Not what I had in mind lol
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"This has been one eclectic bonkers Nocturnal thread this evening. Love it!" I'd now or curtsey, but I can't. I'm fucking clamped | |||
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"hive
hive ??
Hive ho, hive ho. It's nocturnalling we go.
Oh dear lol.
Look, I'm doing my best here. I can only work with what I'm given.
Its beeecause it was a typo
You're my typo.
you missed my best joke though "I always notice your pollination. | |||
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"Hey" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Easy in your baseball cap. | |||
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"Hello Tall, you all good?! I'm not too bad thanks, hows yaself " I’m all good thanks, least Monday is over | |||
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"Hello Tall, you all good?! I'm not too bad thanks, hows yaself I’m all good thanks, least Monday is over "Thats good Oh very much so | |||
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"This has been one eclectic bonkers Nocturnal thread this evening. Love it! I'd now or curtsey, but I can't. I'm fucking clamped "• Do a "now"; ignore the curtsey. P.S. I love your Flying Jacket - very aero'. | |||
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"This has been one eclectic bonkers Nocturnal thread this evening. Love it! I'd now or curtsey, but I can't. I'm fucking clamped
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Do a "now"; ignore the curtsey.
P.S. I love your Flying Jacket - very aero'."Fucking autocarrot! *Bow. I meant BOW
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"I've got my digital wristwatch and odd trainers. That can only mean one thing. It's the midnight hour." I can't check my wristwatch unfortunately. | |||
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"I've got my digital wristwatch and odd trainers. That can only mean one thing. It's the midnight hour." But why are they odd is the question? | |||
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"I've got my digital wristwatch and odd trainers. That can only mean one thing. It's the midnight hour. I can't check my wristwatch unfortunately. " It's ¹²:¹³ am. | |||
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"I've got my digital wristwatch and odd trainers. That can only mean one thing. It's the midnight hour. But why are they odd is the question? " They're odd because I have two pairs of the same trainers in different colours. And because I wanted to do something different, and I hadn't done a photo of me wearing one red trainer and one blue trainer. | |||
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"I've got my digital wristwatch and odd trainers. That can only mean one thing. It's the midnight hour. But why are they odd is the question? They're odd because I have two pairs of the same trainers in different colours. And because I wanted to do something different, and I hadn't done a photo of me wearing one red trainer and one blue trainer. " It's rather fun. | |||
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"I've got my digital wristwatch and odd trainers. That can only mean one thing. It's the midnight hour. But why are they odd is the question? They're odd because I have two pairs of the same trainers in different colours. And because I wanted to do something different, and I hadn't done a photo of me wearing one red trainer and one blue trainer. It's rather fun." Such fun! | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play." • alt-J "hard drive gold". | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play." Screeeeches in with London grammar | |||
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"Bollocks " ^ Do your test tickle? | |||
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"I've got my digital wristwatch and odd trainers. That can only mean one thing. It's the midnight hour. I can't check my wristwatch unfortunately. It's ¹²:¹³ am." Thank you. The fact my wrists are bound prevented me from reading my own watch | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. • alt-J "hard drive gold"." New music?!! Thankyou. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. • alt-J "hard drive gold". New music?!! Thankyou. " • I love alt-J | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. • alt-J "hard drive gold"." I'm simply going to search for alt-J, and press play. Hey, you've won Jim's Spotify Surprise, and you're tonight's ¹st poster. You've had a good nocturnal thread. | |||
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"Bollocks " Potty mouth. | |||
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"Bollocks Potty mouth."  it just slipped out | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. • alt-J "hard drive gold". I'm simply going to search for alt-J, and press play. Hey, you've won Jim's Spotify Surprise, and you're tonight's ¹st poster. You've had a good nocturnal thread." • Thanks brØther Jím. See you next year? | |||
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"Bollocks Potty mouth. it just slipped out "Slip it back in, quick. I think Jim likes a good T-bagging | |||
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"Bollocks Potty mouth. it just slipped out
Slip it back in, quick. I think Jim likes a good T-bagging "Oh err misses lol | |||
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"Bollocks Potty mouth. it just slipped out "What Mrs KC said. | |||
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"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play. • alt-J "hard drive gold". I'm simply going to search for alt-J, and press play. Hey, you've won Jim's Spotify Surprise, and you're tonight's ¹st poster. You've had a good nocturnal thread. • Thanks brØther Jím. See you next year?" Same place, same day. | |||
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"Bollocks Potty mouth. it just slipped out
What Mrs KC said."^^^He likes his balls sucked. In a Wetherspoons In Worcester | |||
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"On this day 1838 the first public demonstration of telegraph messages were sent using dots and dashes at Speedwell Ironworks in Morristown, New Jersey. They were sent by Samuel Morse and Alfred Vail. -.-. --- --- .-.. ..-. .- -.-. - -... .- -... -.--" Agreed. | |||
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"Bollocks Potty mouth. it just slipped out
What Mrs KC said.
^^^He likes his balls sucked.
In a Wetherspoons
In Worcester
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"On this day 1838 the first public demonstration of telegraph messages were sent using dots and dashes at Speedwell Ironworks in Morristown, New Jersey. They were sent by Samuel Morse and Alfred Vail. -.-. --- --- .-.. ..-. .- -.-. - -... .- -... -.-- Agreed. "  | |||
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"I've just been asked if I'll go #2 on someone..... " | |||
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"Jim, on this ball sucking bombshell, it's time for me to retire to the Wetherspoons of sleep. Perhaps T-bagging will be in my dreams. Green T-bagging, hopefully "Salty dreams. x | |||
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"I've just been asked if I'll go #2 on someone.....
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"Howdy ya'll, cowboys will play the san Francisco 49 ers sunday afternoon in a wild card game, win or go home" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Do you fancy your chances against the 49ers? Aston Villa lost, undeservedly to Manchester United in the FA Cup tonight. A little bit disappointing. | |||
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"I've just been asked if I'll go #2 on someone.....
I was feeling quite giggly now I'm just shocked... "All things must pass. | |||
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"I've just been asked if I'll go #2 on someone.....
I was feeling quite giggly now I'm just shocked...
All things must pass. "Nooo I want to go back being a bouncy bunny not a deer caught in the headlights (the saddest face). | |||
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"I've just been asked if I'll go #2 on someone.....
I was feeling quite giggly now I'm just shocked...
All things must pass.
Nooo I want to go back being a bouncy bunny not a deer caught in the headlights (the saddest face). "Awww bless ya, im sure you be a bouncy bunny soon | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, cowboys will play the san Francisco 49 ers sunday afternoon in a wild card game, win or go home Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. Do you fancy your chances against the 49ers? Aston Villa lost, undeservedly to Manchester United in the FA Cup tonight. A little bit disappointing." "they" say we are a three point favorite, i hope we are | |||
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"I've just been asked if I'll go #2 on someone.....
I was feeling quite giggly now I'm just shocked...
All things must pass.
Nooo I want to go back being a bouncy bunny not a deer caught in the headlights (the saddest face). "I just coughed on my fruit pastille reading that lol. Poor girl hope your OK after that? | |||
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