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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Best/funniest first messages lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some guy lured me in pretending to be a Ryan Reynolds lookalike

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some guy lured me in pretending to be a Ryan Reynolds lookalike"

Bit gullible aren’t you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some guy lured me in pretending to be a Ryan Reynolds lookalike

Bit gullible aren’t you "

I got the last laugh, he actually thinks I'm female....

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By *oastal1968Man over a year ago

London

"Some guy lured me in pretending to be a Ryan Reynolds lookalike"

Surely you could see if he looked like Ryan Reynolds?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Want to sit on my face and wriggle?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some guy lured me in pretending to be a Ryan Reynolds lookalike

Surely you could see if he looked like Ryan Reynolds? "

Maybe she squinted too hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some guy lured me in pretending to be a Ryan Reynolds lookalike

Bit gullible aren’t you

I got the last laugh, he actually thinks I'm female....

Does he though

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Some guy lured me in pretending to be a Ryan Reynolds lookalike"

Ryan Reynolds - pfffft. I'm twice the man he is. Literally.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some guy lured me in pretending to be a Ryan Reynolds lookalike

Bit gullible aren’t you

I got the last laugh, he actually thinks I'm female....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some guy lured me in pretending to be a Ryan Reynolds lookalike"

Did he turn out to look more like Deadpool?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some guy lured me in pretending to be a Ryan Reynolds lookalike

Did he turn out to look more like Deadpool?"

I wish

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By *ilo86Man over a year ago

North Devon

"Have you got any Scottish in you "

"No"

"Do you want some in you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some guy lured me in pretending to be a Ryan Reynolds lookalike

Did he turn out to look more like Deadpool?

I wish"

Strange fetish

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