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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello fabsters, hows your monday been? Mines been.. well bloody frustrating.
Ive taken a rare day off and thought ill catch up with afew bits that need doing,
Job 1, mow the lawn... sat on the mower... wont start  .. fail
Job 2, take the cossie a run out blow the cobwebs off, wash it and put it away... first bit great, gets the jetwash out put the hose in and the bloody things leaking out of every orifice .. fail
Job 3, vacuum the leaves off my drive... stone flys up the spout and breaks it. .. fail
Job 4, replace the lights on my gate, garage, porch from chavy bright white to warm white bulbs... now the gates wont shut and camera wont work ..fail
Ive given up on today.
Hows your daybeen?  |
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"Hello fabsters, hows your monday been? Mines been.. well bloody frustrating.
Ive taken a rare day off and thought ill catch up with afew bits that need doing,
Job 1, mow the lawn... sat on the mower... wont start .. fail
Job 2, take the cossie a run out blow the cobwebs off, wash it and put it away... first bit great, gets the jetwash out put the hose in and the bloody things leaking out of every orifice .. fail
Job 3, vacuum the leaves off my drive... stone flys up the spout and breaks it. .. fail
Job 4, replace the lights on my gate, garage, porch from chavy bright white to warm white bulbs... now the gates wont shut and camera wont work ..fail
Ive given up on today.
Hows your daybeen? "
for heavens sake do not decide to watch porn and have a wank lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What’s the weather like in Derbyshire then with all your outside jobs - if you tried to do that here you would drown!!
I’ve had a day off - a wank and porn is on the cards x"
Its been ok tbh, i have a feeling a monsoons on the way now though |
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I'm not laughing, honestly 
Hope your day has improved OP!