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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hello fabsters, hows your monday been? Mines been.. well bloody frustrating.

Ive taken a rare day off and thought ill catch up with afew bits that need doing,

Job 1, mow the lawn... sat on the mower... wont start

.. fail

Job 2, take the cossie a run out blow the cobwebs off, wash it and put it away... first bit great, gets the jetwash out put the hose in and the bloody things leaking out of every orifice

.. fail

Job 3, vacuum the leaves off my drive... stone flys up the spout and breaks it.

.. fail

Job 4, replace the lights on my gate, garage, porch from chavy bright white to warm white bulbs... now the gates wont shut and camera wont work

..fail

Ive given up on today.

Hows your daybeen?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh OP, that does sound a disastrous day

I'm not laughing, honestly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t try having a wank then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kinda almost sounds like an episode from Fawlty Towers, mr G

Sorry it has been a frustrating one !

Mine has been an expensive Monday *cries in spanish*

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By *ima7893Man over a year ago

Cardiff

What’s the weather like in Derbyshire then with all your outside jobs - if you tried to do that here you would drown!!

I’ve had a day off - a wank and porn is on the cards x

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Don’t try having a wank then

This made me laugh more than it should, have images of a backfiring cock

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By *ima7893Man over a year ago

Cardiff

What’s been expensive??

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

My day was fine, but I'm tired.

You should hire a handyman.

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

I’d go back to bed if that was my day, I’ve just had normal chores no dramas thankfully

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By *ottom charlieMan over a year ago

washington

"Hello fabsters, hows your monday been? Mines been.. well bloody frustrating.

Ive taken a rare day off and thought ill catch up with afew bits that need doing,

Job 1, mow the lawn... sat on the mower... wont start

.. fail

Job 2, take the cossie a run out blow the cobwebs off, wash it and put it away... first bit great, gets the jetwash out put the hose in and the bloody things leaking out of every orifice

.. fail

Job 3, vacuum the leaves off my drive... stone flys up the spout and breaks it.

.. fail

Job 4, replace the lights on my gate, garage, porch from chavy bright white to warm white bulbs... now the gates wont shut and camera wont work

..fail

Ive given up on today.

Hows your daybeen?

"
for heavens sake do not decide to watch porn and have a wank lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don’t try having a wank then

I know i might pull my helmet off