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"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.
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Oh no you didn’t!!
I see your Jaffa cake and I raise you. Is a mini cheddar a crisp or a cracker or other? |
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Answer 1: yes bald people do get dandruff. Sometimes it can be the cause.
Answer 2: Guide dogs, the dog are trained to poop at home. But I believe they have an exception.
Question: What will happen once registration plates go past 91? |
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"Answer 1: yes bald people do get dandruff. Sometimes it can be the cause.
Answer 2: Guide dogs, the dog are trained to poop at home. But I believe they have an exception.
Question: What will happen once registration plates go past 91?"
They'll change the format again. |
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"If Cinderella’s slipper was the perfect fit why did it fall off?"
More importantly why did Prince Charming recognise the size of her foot and not her without make up on. |
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"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.
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An actual answer
upon going stale, a Jaffa cake goes hard like a cake rather than soft like a biscuit. Consequently, a tribunal decided that in fact, the humble Jaffa Cake is a cake |
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"If your nose runs and your feet smell , are you built upside down?"
No, you're just a grubby git that doesn't own a tissue or a bar of soap for your feet  |
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"Why do people eat Olives ??  "
Because it reminds them of the men that don't pull the foreskin right back and the end of the willy ends up looking like a stuffed olive..... |
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"Why do people eat Olives ??
Because it reminds them of the men that don't pull the foreskin right back and the end of the willy ends up looking like a stuffed olive....."
 that’s olives ruined for me |
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"Why do people eat Olives ??
Because it reminds them of the men that don't pull the foreskin right back and the end of the willy ends up looking like a stuffed olive.....
that’s olives ruined for me "
Love them. Especially in a Martini. |
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"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.
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It’s a cake. A biscuit goes soft when stale but a cake goes hard. You can thank Stephen Fry for that useless piece of information. |
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"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.
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An actual answer
upon going stale, a Jaffa cake goes hard like a cake rather than soft like a biscuit. Consequently, a tribunal decided that in fact, the humble Jaffa Cake is a cake "
This ^^^
It was something to do with a biscuit tax. |
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"Answer 1: yes bald people do get dandruff. Sometimes it can be the cause.
Answer 2: Guide dogs, the dog are trained to poop at home. But I believe they have an exception.
Question: What will happen once registration plates go past 91?"
They’ll change the format. So used to be 1 letter, 3 numbers then three letters.
Something else before that but I’m too young to know.
Now it’s 2 letters, 2 numbers and 3 letters
So they will likely do some other configuration. |
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"Is a "jaffa cake" a cake or a biscuit.
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Because I have no sense of humour, don't know the Jaffa cake discussion.
Biscuits a double baked, where as the Jaffa cake is not so it is more definitely a cake  |
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"Why do they have windows in aeroplane toilets?"
At a guess it's because it's easier and quicker for the machine that makes holes in metal frame not to be programmed where they think the toilet might be placed (and therefore 'skip' the process). |
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