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"Good evening stranger! Caught me as I'm going to bed. We need to have a catch up Jim and share nipple pictures sometime  good night x"
We must do that. Sweet dreams. x |
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Güten eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal sorts.
Today has been a very Sunday-y sort of Sunday. Mooched at home this morning. Went to NEXT for kid's clothes this afternoon. Discovered my child (4, nearly 5) needs age 8 for height but probably age 4 for waist. Gave up in dismay and came home to make pizza  |
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"Güten eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal sorts.
Today has been a very Sunday-y sort of Sunday. Mooched at home this morning. Went to NEXT for kid's clothes this afternoon. Discovered my child (4, nearly 5) needs age 8 for height but probably age 4 for waist. Gave up in dismay and came home to make pizza "
Mine destroys his shoes in weeks at school... Why cos he's got play footy |
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"Güten eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal sorts.
Today has been a very Sunday-y sort of Sunday. Mooched at home this morning. Went to NEXT for kid's clothes this afternoon. Discovered my child (4, nearly 5) needs age 8 for height but probably age 4 for waist. Gave up in dismay and came home to make pizza "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. Should Sunday-y be spelt Sundayey? I don't know. I was expecting to read that you had a bath and watched Bullseye. I've never thought about the difficulty of buying clothes for a tall child. |
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"Bonjour
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rolfe. Do you play golf?
No, I am leftie with no patience "
I know what you mean. It's a silly game isn't it. |
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"Güten eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal sorts.
Today has been a very Sunday-y sort of Sunday. Mooched at home this morning. Went to NEXT for kid's clothes this afternoon. Discovered my child (4, nearly 5) needs age 8 for height but probably age 4 for waist. Gave up in dismay and came home to make pizza
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. Should Sunday-y be spelt Sundayey? I don't know. I was expecting to read that you had a bath and watched Bullseye. I've never thought about the difficulty of buying clothes for a tall child. "
Should I consult Suzie Dent on the spelling question? We no longer have a bath, otherwise that'd have been my Plan B. And an observant man once commented on our daughter's height, based only on a photo..... It's really hard to find clothes for her  |
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"Bonjour
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rolfe. Do you play golf?
No, I am leftie with no patience
I know what you mean. It's a silly game isn't it."
Was a footy boy, now it's watching the boy and walking the dog |
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"Güten eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal sorts.
Today has been a very Sunday-y sort of Sunday. Mooched at home this morning. Went to NEXT for kid's clothes this afternoon. Discovered my child (4, nearly 5) needs age 8 for height but probably age 4 for waist. Gave up in dismay and came home to make pizza
Mine destroys his shoes in weeks at school... Why cos he's got play footy"
Shoes - no problem, she just covers hers in mud. The issue is her height  |
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"Güten eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal sorts.
Today has been a very Sunday-y sort of Sunday. Mooched at home this morning. Went to NEXT for kid's clothes this afternoon. Discovered my child (4, nearly 5) needs age 8 for height but probably age 4 for waist. Gave up in dismay and came home to make pizza
Mine destroys his shoes in weeks at school... Why cos he's got play footy
Shoes - no problem, she just covers hers in mud. The issue is her height "
My daughter is the other way super short |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Güten eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal sorts.
Today has been a very Sunday-y sort of Sunday. Mooched at home this morning. Went to NEXT for kid's clothes this afternoon. Discovered my child (4, nearly 5) needs age 8 for height but probably age 4 for waist. Gave up in dismay and came home to make pizza
Mine destroys his shoes in weeks at school... Why cos he's got play footy"
Boys will be boys. That's what it said on my mate's school bag that would be used for a post.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Güten eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal sorts.
Today has been a very Sunday-y sort of Sunday. Mooched at home this morning. Went to NEXT for kid's clothes this afternoon. Discovered my child (4, nearly 5) needs age 8 for height but probably age 4 for waist. Gave up in dismay and came home to make pizza
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. Should Sunday-y be spelt Sundayey? I don't know. I was expecting to read that you had a bath and watched Bullseye. I've never thought about the difficulty of buying clothes for a tall child.
Should I consult Suzie Dent on the spelling question? We no longer have a bath, otherwise that'd have been my Plan B. And an observant man once commented on our daughter's height, based only on a photo..... It's really hard to find clothes for her "
Sundayee? Yes, consult with Suzie Dent. You may have to learn how to use a sewing machine. |
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"Güten eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal sorts.
Today has been a very Sunday-y sort of Sunday. Mooched at home this morning. Went to NEXT for kid's clothes this afternoon. Discovered my child (4, nearly 5) needs age 8 for height but probably age 4 for waist. Gave up in dismay and came home to make pizza
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. Should Sunday-y be spelt Sundayey? I don't know. I was expecting to read that you had a bath and watched Bullseye. I've never thought about the difficulty of buying clothes for a tall child.
Should I consult Suzie Dent on the spelling question? We no longer have a bath, otherwise that'd have been my Plan B. And an observant man once commented on our daughter's height, based only on a photo..... It's really hard to find clothes for her
Sundayee? Yes, consult with Suzie Dent. You may have to learn how to use a sewing machine."
I said to Mr KC that I might have to do more sewing. I have my Grandma's ancient sewing machine from Hong Kong. The instructions are in Cantonese. I suppose I could get a student to translate them for me |
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"Bonjour
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rolfe. Do you play golf?
No, I am leftie with no patience
I know what you mean. It's a silly game isn't it.
Was a footy boy, now it's watching the boy and walking the dog "
I'm a walker. But not in The Walking Dead sense. |
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"Evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Am I right in thinking that the Fall Guy was on, on Sunday afternoons?
Evening Mate
Either that or a Saturday evening "
How's today been?
Have you heard the B side to The Unknown Stuntman? |
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"Evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Am I right in thinking that the Fall Guy was on, on Sunday afternoons?
Evening Mate
Either that or a Saturday evening
How's today been?
Have you heard the B side to The Unknown Stuntman?"
It's been ok as far as it goes, still no sign of meets with any localish females still
I can't recall it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Güten eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal sorts.
Today has been a very Sunday-y sort of Sunday. Mooched at home this morning. Went to NEXT for kid's clothes this afternoon. Discovered my child (4, nearly 5) needs age 8 for height but probably age 4 for waist. Gave up in dismay and came home to make pizza
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Sunshine Band. Should Sunday-y be spelt Sundayey? I don't know. I was expecting to read that you had a bath and watched Bullseye. I've never thought about the difficulty of buying clothes for a tall child.
Should I consult Suzie Dent on the spelling question? We no longer have a bath, otherwise that'd have been my Plan B. And an observant man once commented on our daughter's height, based only on a photo..... It's really hard to find clothes for her
Sundayee? Yes, consult with Suzie Dent. You may have to learn how to use a sewing machine.
I said to Mr KC that I might have to do more sewing. I have my Grandma's ancient sewing machine from Hong Kong. The instructions are in Cantonese. I suppose I could get a student to translate them for me "
Make use of your students. |
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"Hey jimbo x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. How was your Sunday? x"
It was ok thank you Jim.
My covid test was negative , and I worked.
How was yours ? X |
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well? "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling. 
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling.  But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu? |
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"Shrewsbury Town are on Match of the Day!
Nah, mighty whites were cheated will stick with con air
I think Con Air is on ITV.
Yeah "
It doesn't feel like a Sunday night film. Don't ask me why, I can't explain it. |
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"Shrewsbury Town are on Match of the Day!
Nah, mighty whites were cheated will stick with con air
I think Con Air is on ITV.
Yeah
It doesn't feel like a Sunday
night film. Don't ask me why, I can't explain it."
Put the bunny back in the box |
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"I wonder if Eric Cantona can speak Cantonese?
He can Hong Kong Phooey Kung Foo 
"When seagulls follow the trawler, they expect sardines to be thrown "
Something like that "
I heard that quote just the other day and had a little chuckle to myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Am I right in thinking that the Fall Guy was on, on Sunday afternoons?
Evening Mate
Either that or a Saturday evening
How's today been?
Have you heard the B side to The Unknown Stuntman?
It's been ok as far as it goes, still no sign of meets with any localish females still
I can't recall it"
A Swedish man told me that patience is the key.
It's an interesting song that's of its time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hey jimbo x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bella. How was your Sunday? x
It was ok thank you Jim.
My covid test was negative , and I worked.
How was yours ? X"
It's one of the few times that I like negativity. Even if you did have to work.
A lazy day for me. x |
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"I wonder if Eric Cantona can speak Cantonese?
He can Hong Kong Phooey Kung Foo
"When seagulls follow the trawler, they expect sardines to be thrown "
Something like that
I heard that quote just the other day and had a little chuckle to myself "
 spooky that, it sure was weird |
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"I wonder if Eric Cantona can speak Cantonese?
He can Hong Kong Phooey Kung Foo "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. Who have Chelsea got in the next round of the FA Cup? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shrewsbury Town are on Match of the Day!
Nah, mighty whites were cheated will stick with con air
I think Con Air is on ITV.
Yeah
It doesn't feel like a Sunday
night film. Don't ask me why, I can't explain it.
Put the bunny back in the box"
I'm guessing that's a line from the film. |
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"Evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Am I right in thinking that the Fall Guy was on, on Sunday afternoons?
Evening Mate
Either that or a Saturday evening
How's today been?
Have you heard the B side to The Unknown Stuntman?
It's been ok as far as it goes, still no sign of meets with any localish females still
I can't recall it
A Swedish man told me that patience is the key.
It's an interesting song that's of its time."
Been patient well over a year now and much longer for other stuff |
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"Shrewsbury Town are on Match of the Day!
Nah, mighty whites were cheated will stick with con air
I think Con Air is on ITV.
Yeah
It doesn't feel like a Sunday
night film. Don't ask me why, I can't explain it.
Put the bunny back in the box
I'm guessing that's a line from the film. "
Either that or I'm losing it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wonder if Eric Cantona can speak Cantonese?
He can Hong Kong Phooey Kung Foo
"When seagulls follow the trawler, they expect sardines to be thrown "
Something like that
I heard that quote just the other day and had a little chuckle to myself "
That was a great response from Eric. |
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"I wonder if Eric Cantona can speak Cantonese?
He can Hong Kong Phooey Kung Foo
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. Who have Chelsea got in the next round of the FA Cup?"
Plymouth at The Bridge but we are playing in the World Club Cup in the Middle East so not sure when they will try and sandwich it in. |
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"Hey Jim, are we sponsored by any potato based food products tonight?  "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. It's a bit of a quiet night tonight, no sponsorship. |
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"Shrewsbury Town are on Match of the Day!
Nah, mighty whites were cheated will stick with con air
I think Con Air is on ITV.
Yeah
It doesn't feel like a Sunday
night film. Don't ask me why, I can't explain it.
Put the bunny back in the box
I'm guessing that's a line from the film. "
It is Jim, it is |
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?"
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Am I right in thinking that the Fall Guy was on, on Sunday afternoons?
Evening Mate
Either that or a Saturday evening
How's today been?
Have you heard the B side to The Unknown Stuntman?
It's been ok as far as it goes, still no sign of meets with any localish females still
I can't recall it
A Swedish man told me that patience is the key.
It's an interesting song that's of its time.
Been patient well over a year now and much longer for other stuff "
It's a strange time. Keep your pecker up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shrewsbury Town are on Match of the Day!
Nah, mighty whites were cheated will stick with con air
I think Con Air is on ITV.
Yeah
It doesn't feel like a Sunday
night film. Don't ask me why, I can't explain it.
Put the bunny back in the box
I'm guessing that's a line from the film.
Either that or I'm losing it "
Haha. |
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness "
Do you have fluffy socks on too? |
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"I wonder if Eric Cantona can speak Cantonese?
Is Lionel Messi?
Is Fabian Assman a boob man?
Did Peter crouch?"
If he isn't, he will be when he sees you.
It's difficult to tell. |
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"Evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Am I right in thinking that the Fall Guy was on, on Sunday afternoons?
Evening Mate
Either that or a Saturday evening
How's today been?
Have you heard the B side to The Unknown Stuntman?
It's been ok as far as it goes, still no sign of meets with any localish females still
I can't recall it
A Swedish man told me that patience is the key.
It's an interesting song that's of its time.
Been patient well over a year now and much longer for other stuff
It's a strange time. Keep your pecker up."
Is it possible for a pecker to be up for a whole year? What's the word record for pecker-uppers?
Yours truly,
A Pecker-free person  |
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness
Do you have fluffy socks on too?"
No I like scrunching my toes against the fluffy sheets |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wonder if Eric Cantona can speak Cantonese?
He can Hong Kong Phooey Kung Foo
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. Who have Chelsea got in the next round of the FA Cup?
Plymouth at The Bridge but we are playing in the World Club Cup in the Middle East so not sure when they will try and sandwich it in. "
Haha, Plymouth beat Birmingham City. I'd forgotten about the World Club Cup. But it's not really a competition Villa or Shrewsbury are going to be playing in anytime soon. |
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"Evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Am I right in thinking that the Fall Guy was on, on Sunday afternoons?
Evening Mate
Either that or a Saturday evening
How's today been?
Have you heard the B side to The Unknown Stuntman?
It's been ok as far as it goes, still no sign of meets with any localish females still
I can't recall it
A Swedish man told me that patience is the key.
It's an interesting song that's of its time.
Been patient well over a year now and much longer for other stuff
It's a strange time. Keep your pecker up."
It sure is, easier said than done. |
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"Shrewsbury Town are on Match of the Day!
Nah, mighty whites were cheated will stick with con air
I think Con Air is on ITV.
Yeah
It doesn't feel like a Sunday
night film. Don't ask me why, I can't explain it.
Put the bunny back in the box
I'm guessing that's a line from the film.
It is Jim, it is "
I was hoping that was the case. And not some sort of euphemistic request. |
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Deår Dåndy Jim...! Good Evening to you and all the NoccyTurnals.
No gin this evening - my first day back to work tomorrow after 2½ weeks off.
I've got the blues.
And I've also forgotten my work password. |
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness "
Teddy bears, that's so cute. Fleece bedding is the way to go. I got some last year, every winter will be fleecy at bedtime. The only thing is, it's so cozy, you won't want to get out of bed in the morning. Eight pillows?! I mean, well done for having them all in matching teddy bear pillow cases. Too many pillows. |
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness
Teddy bears, that's so cute. Fleece bedding is the way to go. I got some last year, every winter will be fleecy at bedtime. The only thing is, it's so cozy, you won't want to get out of bed in the morning. Eight pillows?! I mean, well done for having them all in matching teddy bear pillow cases. Too many pillows."
They’re just pink. They don’t have teddy bears on. It’s just the name of the fleece.
8 pillows is the right amount. Plus cushions I like to feel like I’m sleeping in a cloud |
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"I wonder if Eric Cantona can speak Cantonese?
He can Hong Kong Phooey Kung Foo
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. Who have Chelsea got in the next round of the FA Cup?
Plymouth at The Bridge but we are playing in the World Club Cup in the Middle East so not sure when they will try and sandwich it in.
Haha, Plymouth beat Birmingham City. I'd forgotten about the World Club Cup. But it's not really a competition Villa or Shrewsbury are going to be playing in anytime soon."
I wish it had been cancelled again this season. I am fixture drained at the moment. My monthly diesel bill is going through the roof with games every two seconds. My car had forgotten having to trundle everywhere during the closed games. |
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"He's got the whole world in his hands
It's like being in assembly. Does this nocturnal thread deserve a gold star?"
Jim, have you not seen ConAir?! It's the creepiest rendition of the song ever recorded |
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"Güten eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal sorts.
Today has been a very Sunday-y sort of Sunday. Mooched at home this morning. Went to NEXT for kid's clothes this afternoon. Discovered my child (4, nearly 5) needs age 8 for height but probably age 4 for waist. Gave up in dismay and came home to make pizza "
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Take him to Savile Row, get it all tailor made. He'll love you forever. |
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"Güten eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal sorts.
Today has been a very Sunday-y sort of Sunday. Mooched at home this morning. Went to NEXT for kid's clothes this afternoon. Discovered my child (4, nearly 5) needs age 8 for height but probably age 4 for waist. Gave up in dismay and came home to make pizza
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Take him to Savile Row, get it all tailor made. He'll love you forever."
Are you paying, my dear man? I hope they do sparkly girls dresses (she's rather more girly than me ) |
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"Evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Am I right in thinking that the Fall Guy was on, on Sunday afternoons?
Evening Mate
Either that or a Saturday evening
How's today been?
Have you heard the B side to The Unknown Stuntman?
It's been ok as far as it goes, still no sign of meets with any localish females still
I can't recall it
A Swedish man told me that patience is the key.
It's an interesting song that's of its time.
Been patient well over a year now and much longer for other stuff
It's a strange time. Keep your pecker up.
Is it possible for a pecker to be up for a whole year? What's the word record for pecker-uppers?
Yours truly,
A Pecker-free person "
It's probably best not to be have a pecker up all the time. I think that's what Countryfile is for.
This happened.
In 2013, Gentil Ramirez Polania walked into a hospital with an inflamed, fractured, gangrenous penis. Ironically this took place in the Colombian town of Gigante. The 66-year-old wanted to impress his new girlfriend with his stamina.
Doctors had to amputate his penis to stop the gangrene from spreading. “I had bruises all over my genitals,” Polania said, and will now be unable to impress anyone. His boner lasted three days.
Watch Countryfile guys.
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"Deår Dåndy Jim...! Good Evening to you and all the NoccyTurnals.
No gin this evening - my first day back to work tomorrow after 2½ weeks off.
I've got the blues.
And I've also forgotten my work password. "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. I am a dandy Jim. I like noccyturnals. Oh man, I'm feeling your pain.
Is it 1234? |
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"Deår Dåndy Jim...! Good Evening to you and all the NoccyTurnals.
No gin this evening - my first day back to work tomorrow after 2½ weeks off.
I've got the blues.
And I've also forgotten my work password.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. I am a dandy Jim. I like noccyturnals. Oh man, I'm feeling your pain.
Is it 1234?"
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Busted!
Have you ever thought about a career in Cyber-scrooty? |
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness
Teddy bears, that's so cute. Fleece bedding is the way to go. I got some last year, every winter will be fleecy at bedtime. The only thing is, it's so cozy, you won't want to get out of bed in the morning. Eight pillows?! I mean, well done for having them all in matching teddy bear pillow cases. Too many pillows.
They’re just pink. They don’t have teddy bears on. It’s just the name of the fleece.
8 pillows is the right amount. Plus cushions I like to feel like I’m sleeping in a cloud"
Okay. And cushions. Oh my goodness. I don't know what to say. |
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"Güten eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal sorts.
Today has been a very Sunday-y sort of Sunday. Mooched at home this morning. Went to NEXT for kid's clothes this afternoon. Discovered my child (4, nearly 5) needs age 8 for height but probably age 4 for waist. Gave up in dismay and came home to make pizza
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Take him to Savile Row, get it all tailor made. He'll love you forever.
Are you paying, my dear man? I hope they do sparkly girls dresses (she's rather more girly than me )"
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I'll pay in BitchCoins. |
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"Good evening brother Jim and everyone "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brother Ash. It's good to see you man. Great draw for Kidderminster Harriers. |
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness
Teddy bears, that's so cute. Fleece bedding is the way to go. I got some last year, every winter will be fleecy at bedtime. The only thing is, it's so cozy, you won't want to get out of bed in the morning. Eight pillows?! I mean, well done for having them all in matching teddy bear pillow cases. Too many pillows.
They’re just pink. They don’t have teddy bears on. It’s just the name of the fleece.
8 pillows is the right amount. Plus cushions I like to feel like I’m sleeping in a cloud
Okay. And cushions. Oh my goodness. I don't know what to say."
I’m set to hibernate. I’m very worried I won’t get up tomorrow. This is my new forever home. |
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"I wonder if Eric Cantona can speak Cantonese?
He can Hong Kong Phooey Kung Foo
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. Who have Chelsea got in the next round of the FA Cup?
Plymouth at The Bridge but we are playing in the World Club Cup in the Middle East so not sure when they will try and sandwich it in.
Haha, Plymouth beat Birmingham City. I'd forgotten about the World Club Cup. But it's not really a competition Villa or Shrewsbury are going to be playing in anytime soon.
I wish it had been cancelled again this season. I am fixture drained at the moment. My monthly diesel bill is going through the roof with games every two seconds. My car had forgotten having to trundle everywhere during the closed games. "
Does Lee Trundle trundle? |
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"He's got the whole world in his hands
It's like being in assembly. Does this nocturnal thread deserve a gold star?
Jim, have you not seen ConAir?! It's the creepiest rendition of the song ever recorded "
I have, but I can hardly remember any of it. I'm rubbish at recalling what happened in films. |
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"Evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Am I right in thinking that the Fall Guy was on, on Sunday afternoons?
Evening Mate
Either that or a Saturday evening
How's today been?
Have you heard the B side to The Unknown Stuntman?
It's been ok as far as it goes, still no sign of meets with any localish females still
I can't recall it
A Swedish man told me that patience is the key.
It's an interesting song that's of its time.
Been patient well over a year now and much longer for other stuff
It's a strange time. Keep your pecker up.
Is it possible for a pecker to be up for a whole year? What's the word record for pecker-uppers?
Yours truly,
A Pecker-free person
It's probably best not to be have a pecker up all the time. I think that's what Countryfile is for.
This happened.
In 2013, Gentil Ramirez Polania walked into a hospital with an inflamed, fractured, gangrenous penis. Ironically this took place in the Colombian town of Gigante. The 66-year-old wanted to impress his new girlfriend with his stamina.
Doctors had to amputate his penis to stop the gangrene from spreading. “I had bruises all over my genitals,” Polania said, and will now be unable to impress anyone. His boner lasted three days.
Watch Countryfile guys.
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"Deår Dåndy Jim...! Good Evening to you and all the NoccyTurnals.
No gin this evening - my first day back to work tomorrow after 2½ weeks off.
I've got the blues.
And I've also forgotten my work password.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. I am a dandy Jim. I like noccyturnals. Oh man, I'm feeling your pain.
Is it 1234?
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Busted!
Have you ever thought about a career in Cyber-scrooty?"
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness
Teddy bears, that's so cute. Fleece bedding is the way to go. I got some last year, every winter will be fleecy at bedtime. The only thing is, it's so cozy, you won't want to get out of bed in the morning. Eight pillows?! I mean, well done for having them all in matching teddy bear pillow cases. Too many pillows.
They’re just pink. They don’t have teddy bears on. It’s just the name of the fleece.
8 pillows is the right amount. Plus cushions I like to feel like I’m sleeping in a cloud
Okay. And cushions. Oh my goodness. I don't know what to say.
I’m set to hibernate. I’m very worried I won’t get up tomorrow. This is my new forever home. "
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness
Teddy bears, that's so cute. Fleece bedding is the way to go. I got some last year, every winter will be fleecy at bedtime. The only thing is, it's so cozy, you won't want to get out of bed in the morning. Eight pillows?! I mean, well done for having them all in matching teddy bear pillow cases. Too many pillows.
They’re just pink. They don’t have teddy bears on. It’s just the name of the fleece.
8 pillows is the right amount. Plus cushions I like to feel like I’m sleeping in a cloud
Okay. And cushions. Oh my goodness. I don't know what to say.
I’m set to hibernate. I’m very worried I won’t get up tomorrow. This is my new forever home.
I'm amazed you can get in."
There is a spare space if you would like to snooze on the fluffy marshmallow cloud. My pillow spray smells lovely too.
I’m know how to cozy  |
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. How was Sunday your side of the border?
It was chilly but more peaceful than anticipated so I'm a rather happy bunny "
That'll do. You deserve a carrot. |
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness
Teddy bears, that's so cute. Fleece bedding is the way to go. I got some last year, every winter will be fleecy at bedtime. The only thing is, it's so cozy, you won't want to get out of bed in the morning. Eight pillows?! I mean, well done for having them all in matching teddy bear pillow cases. Too many pillows.
They’re just pink. They don’t have teddy bears on. It’s just the name of the fleece.
8 pillows is the right amount. Plus cushions I like to feel like I’m sleeping in a cloud
Okay. And cushions. Oh my goodness. I don't know what to say.
I’m set to hibernate. I’m very worried I won’t get up tomorrow. This is my new forever home.
I'm amazed you can get in.
There is a spare space if you would like to snooze on the fluffy marshmallow cloud. My pillow spray smells lovely too.
I’m know how to cozy "
I'm tempted to try it. |
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. How was Sunday your side of the border?
It was chilly but more peaceful than anticipated so I'm a rather happy bunny
That'll do. You deserve a carrot."
Do I really... |
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness
Teddy bears, that's so cute. Fleece bedding is the way to go. I got some last year, every winter will be fleecy at bedtime. The only thing is, it's so cozy, you won't want to get out of bed in the morning. Eight pillows?! I mean, well done for having them all in matching teddy bear pillow cases. Too many pillows.
They’re just pink. They don’t have teddy bears on. It’s just the name of the fleece.
8 pillows is the right amount. Plus cushions I like to feel like I’m sleeping in a cloud
Okay. And cushions. Oh my goodness. I don't know what to say.
I’m set to hibernate. I’m very worried I won’t get up tomorrow. This is my new forever home.
I'm amazed you can get in.
There is a spare space if you would like to snooze on the fluffy marshmallow cloud. My pillow spray smells lovely too.
I’m know how to cozy
I'm tempted to try it."
I feel like a spider in a marshmallow web luring people in.
Bring snacks. |
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. How was Sunday your side of the border?
It was chilly but more peaceful than anticipated so I'm a rather happy bunny
That'll do. You deserve a carrot.
Do I really... "
A big carrot. |
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness
Teddy bears, that's so cute. Fleece bedding is the way to go. I got some last year, every winter will be fleecy at bedtime. The only thing is, it's so cozy, you won't want to get out of bed in the morning. Eight pillows?! I mean, well done for having them all in matching teddy bear pillow cases. Too many pillows.
They’re just pink. They don’t have teddy bears on. It’s just the name of the fleece.
8 pillows is the right amount. Plus cushions I like to feel like I’m sleeping in a cloud
Okay. And cushions. Oh my goodness. I don't know what to say.
I’m set to hibernate. I’m very worried I won’t get up tomorrow. This is my new forever home.
I'm amazed you can get in.
There is a spare space if you would like to snooze on the fluffy marshmallow cloud. My pillow spray smells lovely too.
I’m know how to cozy
I'm tempted to try it.
I feel like a spider in a marshmallow web luring people in.
Bring snacks. "
I've got some mince pies. |
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"Hiiii x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. You've got legs, you know how to use them. You're gonna get me strumming. x"
I read that with the song tune x |
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness
Teddy bears, that's so cute. Fleece bedding is the way to go. I got some last year, every winter will be fleecy at bedtime. The only thing is, it's so cozy, you won't want to get out of bed in the morning. Eight pillows?! I mean, well done for having them all in matching teddy bear pillow cases. Too many pillows.
They’re just pink. They don’t have teddy bears on. It’s just the name of the fleece.
8 pillows is the right amount. Plus cushions I like to feel like I’m sleeping in a cloud
Okay. And cushions. Oh my goodness. I don't know what to say.
I’m set to hibernate. I’m very worried I won’t get up tomorrow. This is my new forever home.
I'm amazed you can get in.
There is a spare space if you would like to snooze on the fluffy marshmallow cloud. My pillow spray smells lovely too.
I’m know how to cozy
I'm tempted to try it.
I feel like a spider in a marshmallow web luring people in.
Bring snacks.
I've got some mince pies."
We can build a fort. |
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"Hiiii x
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. You've got legs, you know how to use them. You're gonna get me strumming. x
I read that with the song tune x"
I'm serenading you with rock. x |
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"Hello darlings.
Are we all well?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.
I'm good. I think the temperature outside is falling. But I'm good. How are youuuuuuuu?
Oh Jim.
I have teddy bear fleece fitted sheet, duvet cover and all 8 pillows covered it’s marshmallow pink and I’m SO cozy! I have fluffy pjs too. And a hot water bottle. I might have a hot chocolate too for maximum toastiness
Teddy bears, that's so cute. Fleece bedding is the way to go. I got some last year, every winter will be fleecy at bedtime. The only thing is, it's so cozy, you won't want to get out of bed in the morning. Eight pillows?! I mean, well done for having them all in matching teddy bear pillow cases. Too many pillows.
They’re just pink. They don’t have teddy bears on. It’s just the name of the fleece.
8 pillows is the right amount. Plus cushions I like to feel like I’m sleeping in a cloud
Okay. And cushions. Oh my goodness. I don't know what to say.
I’m set to hibernate. I’m very worried I won’t get up tomorrow. This is my new forever home.
I'm amazed you can get in.
There is a spare space if you would like to snooze on the fluffy marshmallow cloud. My pillow spray smells lovely too.
I’m know how to cozy
I'm tempted to try it.
I feel like a spider in a marshmallow web luring people in.
Bring snacks.
I've got some mince pies.
We can build a fort. "
Now all of the pillows make sense. It all makes sense now. We'll build a great fort. |
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. How was Sunday your side of the border?
It was chilly but more peaceful than anticipated so I'm a rather happy bunny
That'll do. You deserve a carrot.
Do I really...
A big carrot."
Can I exchange for other bunny things |
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. How was Sunday your side of the border?
It was chilly but more peaceful than anticipated so I'm a rather happy bunny
That'll do. You deserve a carrot.
Do I really...
A big carrot.
Can I exchange for other bunny things "
You can. |
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. How was Sunday your side of the border?
It was chilly but more peaceful than anticipated so I'm a rather happy bunny
That'll do. You deserve a carrot.
Do I really...
A big carrot.
Can I exchange for other bunny things
You can."
Do I get options or can I pick anything? |
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. How was Sunday your side of the border?
It was chilly but more peaceful than anticipated so I'm a rather happy bunny
That'll do. You deserve a carrot.
Do I really...
A big carrot.
Can I exchange for other bunny things
You can.
Do I get options or can I pick anything? "
You can choose anything. |
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tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? 
