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Pilsbury doe boy is no more

By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Apparently he died of a yeast infection and pokes to the belly.His wife play, Kids John dough jane Dough and dill dough plus they have one in the oven. Service will be held at 3 50 for 20 mins.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who’s gonna be the breadwinner of the family now?

Will someone think of the children!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

His kids are going to have to prove themselves now.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple over a year ago

Fucksville

I'm dying

watching this thread with interest as I'm shit at puns.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I heard he had a Donut Resuscitate order in place

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I heard he had a Donut Resuscitate order in place"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Don't Rye for me, Argentina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't Rye for me, Argentina

Followed by the heat is on

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Doctors said he had a kingsmill 50/50 chance of survival.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Reports say his beneficiaries will each get a fair slice of the pie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He did look a bit pasty the last time I saw him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He was bagel for attention

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The coroners report suggested he just roll-ed over and died.

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man over a year ago

Brandon

I hope he had all of his loved ones around him in his hour of knead

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

He deserved butter - but was now toast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The family have requested that instead of sending flours, please doughnate to your favourite charity.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Fears of a ménage à trois knead to be considered - rumours of a Pillsbury sandwich persist with Mr, Mrs and their neighbour, Mr Warburton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dead? Oh no! I totally loafed him

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I'm putting together a collection for the family, it's the yeast we can do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He was a great man, second to naan.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

There were suggestions he was murdered, but when questioned by the police, the accused said, "he didn't do muffin".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just really reminds you to appreciate life before 'scone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His last words before his breath gave out……”oh crumbs”

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By *i015Man over a year ago

Millbrook, Southampton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently he died of a yeast infection and pokes to the belly.His wife play, Kids John dough jane Dough and dill dough plus they have one in the oven. Service will be held at 3 50 for 20 mins.

May he rest in pies.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

That's a real "pain" in the arse.. gone too soon.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South

I love these breads, we knead more of them on the forum!

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport