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Right, that’s it, I’m off….
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That was nice and speedy Keyser.
My kinda guy 
In n out. Boom! Done.
Do you put the kettle on after?
Of course
Washed hands first though I hope?"
Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"That was nice and speedy Keyser.
My kinda guy
In n out. Boom! Done.
Do you put the kettle on after?
Of course
Washed hands first though I hope?
Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am? "
Dammit.
I'm out  |
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"That was nice and speedy Keyser.
My kinda guy
In n out. Boom! Done.
Do you put the kettle on after?
Of course
Washed hands first though I hope?
Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?
Dammit.
I'm out "
Not enough of a deviant for you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you talk us through it please.
What lube did you use?
Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.
Ooh nice. One or two hands?"
Always my left.
I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"That was nice and speedy Keyser.
My kinda guy
In n out. Boom! Done.
Do you put the kettle on after?
Of course
Washed hands first though I hope?
Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?
Dammit.
I'm out
Not enough of a deviant for you? "
You know it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That was nice and speedy Keyser.
My kinda guy
In n out. Boom! Done.
Do you put the kettle on after?
Of course
Washed hands first though I hope?
Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?
Dammit.
I'm out "
Shiiit! Just when I thought you were warming to me |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Can you talk us through it please.
What lube did you use?
Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.
Ooh nice. One or two hands?
Always my left.
I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger. "
Can you get a good rhythm with your weak hand?
Also, do you make weird faces while you stroke? |
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"That was nice and speedy Keyser.
My kinda guy
In n out. Boom! Done.
Do you put the kettle on after?
Of course
Washed hands first though I hope?
Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?
Dammit.
I'm out
Not enough of a deviant for you?
You know it "
I do.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you talk us through it please.
What lube did you use?
Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.
Ooh nice. One or two hands?
Always my left.
I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger.
Can you get a good rhythm with your weak hand?
Also, do you make weird faces while you stroke?"
I may occasionally pout.  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Can you talk us through it please.
What lube did you use?
Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.
Ooh nice. One or two hands?
Always my left.
I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger.
Can you get a good rhythm with your weak hand?
Also, do you make weird faces while you stroke?
I may occasionally pout. "
And make weird noises? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"That was nice and speedy Keyser.
My kinda guy
In n out. Boom! Done.
Do you put the kettle on after?
Of course
Washed hands first though I hope?
Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?
Dammit.
I'm out
Shiiit! Just when I thought you were warming to me "
I'd warmed. I was all hot n shiz. And then you washed your hands before boiling the kettle  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That was nice and speedy Keyser.
My kinda guy
In n out. Boom! Done.
Do you put the kettle on after?
Of course
Washed hands first though I hope?
Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?
Dammit.
I'm out
Shiiit! Just when I thought you were warming to me
I'd warmed. I was all hot n shiz. And then you washed your hands before boiling the kettle "
How can I persuade you to reignite the passion? If I were to put the milk in before the tea bag? |
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"Can you talk us through it please.
What lube did you use?
Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.
Ooh nice. One or two hands?
Always my left.
I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger.
Can you get a good rhythm with your weak hand?
Also, do you make weird faces while you stroke?
I may occasionally pout. "
How do you know?
Do you wank in front of a mirror?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you talk us through it please.
What lube did you use?
Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.
Ooh nice. One or two hands?
Always my left.
I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger.
Can you get a good rhythm with your weak hand?
Also, do you make weird faces while you stroke?
I may occasionally pout.
How do you know?
Do you wank in front of a mirror?? "
And tell myself “damn you’re good” |
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"Can you talk us through it please.
What lube did you use?
Warm coconut oil, just a little to help things along.
Ooh nice. One or two hands?
Always my left.
I’m a righty, so using my left feels like it’s being done by a stranger.
Can you get a good rhythm with your weak hand?
Also, do you make weird faces while you stroke?
I may occasionally pout.
How do you know?
Do you wank in front of a mirror??
And tell myself “damn you’re good” "
Or "You're the best" |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"That was nice and speedy Keyser.
My kinda guy
In n out. Boom! Done.
Do you put the kettle on after?
Of course
Washed hands first though I hope?
Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?
Dammit.
I'm out
Shiiit! Just when I thought you were warming to me
I'd warmed. I was all hot n shiz. And then you washed your hands before boiling the kettle
How can I persuade you to reignite the passion? If I were to put the milk in before the tea bag? "
Tea bag? Tea bag?
Why would you need a tea bag? I'm not ill enough for tea. Coffee, man. Coffee.
This is not going well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That was nice and speedy Keyser.
My kinda guy
In n out. Boom! Done.
Do you put the kettle on after?
Of course
Washed hands first though I hope?
Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?
Dammit.
I'm out
Shiiit! Just when I thought you were warming to me
I'd warmed. I was all hot n shiz. And then you washed your hands before boiling the kettle
How can I persuade you to reignite the passion? If I were to put the milk in before the tea bag?
Tea bag? Tea bag?
Why would you need a tea bag? I'm not ill enough for tea. Coffee, man. Coffee.
This is not going well "
Dammit, well, can I just stick to “FAF?” |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"That was nice and speedy Keyser.
My kinda guy
In n out. Boom! Done.
Do you put the kettle on after?
Of course
Washed hands first though I hope?
Naturally. What kind of deviant do you think I am?
Dammit.
I'm out
Shiiit! Just when I thought you were warming to me
I'd warmed. I was all hot n shiz. And then you washed your hands before boiling the kettle
How can I persuade you to reignite the passion? If I were to put the milk in before the tea bag?
Tea bag? Tea bag?
Why would you need a tea bag? I'm not ill enough for tea. Coffee, man. Coffee.
This is not going well
Dammit, well, can I just stick to “FAF?” "
Ok.
I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.
I named it the Vin Diesel.
It was Fast and Furious.
One sec, I have to imagine this.
Do you have a beard?"
I do, yes. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.
I named it the Vin Diesel.
It was Fast and Furious.
One sec, I have to imagine this.
Do you have a beard?
I do, yes."
Right. That helps.
Squirter or oozer? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.
I named it the Vin Diesel.
It was Fast and Furious.
One sec, I have to imagine this.
Do you have a beard?
I do, yes.
Right. That helps.
Squirter or oozer?"
A combination of the 2. A powerful start, a gentle ending. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.
I named it the Vin Diesel.
It was Fast and Furious.
One sec, I have to imagine this.
Do you have a beard?
I do, yes.
Right. That helps.
Squirter or oozer?
A combination of the 2. A powerful start, a gentle ending. "
Ok. I just need to know if your toes curl and I'm all set. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.
I named it the Vin Diesel.
It was Fast and Furious.
One sec, I have to imagine this.
Do you have a beard?
I do, yes.
Right. That helps.
Squirter or oozer?
A combination of the 2. A powerful start, a gentle ending.
Ok. I just need to know if your toes curl and I'm all set."
I can’t say I’ve noticed, I shall have to report back after the next one.  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.
I named it the Vin Diesel.
It was Fast and Furious.
One sec, I have to imagine this.
Do you have a beard?
I do, yes.
Right. That helps.
Squirter or oozer?
A combination of the 2. A powerful start, a gentle ending.
Ok. I just need to know if your toes curl and I'm all set. I can’t say I’ve noticed, I shall have to report back after the next one. "
I'll pretend they do for this wank.
Cheers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.
I named it the Vin Diesel.
It was Fast and Furious.
One sec, I have to imagine this.
Do you have a beard?
I do, yes.
Right. That helps.
Squirter or oozer?
A combination of the 2. A powerful start, a gentle ending.
Ok. I just need to know if your toes curl and I'm all set. I can’t say I’ve noticed, I shall have to report back after the next one.
I'll pretend they do for this wank.
Cheers "
Tune in next time for more ‘keyser does wanking’ |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I'm still waiting for the blow by blow account of the wank.
I named it the Vin Diesel.
It was Fast and Furious.
One sec, I have to imagine this.
Do you have a beard?
I do, yes.
Right. That helps.
Squirter or oozer?
A combination of the 2. A powerful start, a gentle ending.
Ok. I just need to know if your toes curl and I'm all set. I can’t say I’ve noticed, I shall have to report back after the next one.
I'll pretend they do for this wank.
Cheers
Tune in next time for more ‘keyser does wanking’ "
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