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If I wear a face mask during sex
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"If you lay with your legs in the air for 20 minutes after you’ll get pregnant with a pangolin baby
Won’t that hurt coming out?  "
You should have thought about that before now… |
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"No idea but just don't get it in my eyes, ouch that bitch stings.
I’d of thought you’d definitely catch it if it goes in yer eyes 
Or oop yer snoz?
Ruby’s had an angry dragon before  "
Shhhhh, was hoping people wouldn't know that   |
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"No idea but just don't get it in my eyes, ouch that bitch stings.
I’d of thought you’d definitely catch it if it goes in yer eyes
Or oop yer snoz?
Ruby’s had an angry dragon before
Shhhhh, was hoping people wouldn't know that "
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted
Can you catch the virus from your own spunk?
You can only catch new variants because it mutates in your testicles  "
This must be why my balls have been itching today then |
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted
Can you catch the virus from your own spunk?
You can only catch new variants because it mutates in your testicles
This must be why my balls have been itching today then "
I'd recommend doing an LFT swab up your japs eye then |
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted
Can you catch the virus from your own spunk?
You can only catch new variants because it mutates in your testicles
This must be why my balls have been itching today then
I'd recommend doing an LFT swab up your japs eye then "
I don’t like the ‘sound’ of that |
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted
I'm having a facial next Friday. They better not use Rex's spunk
I'm sure the protein will do your face wonders  "
I’ll tell them not to take the hard bits out so it gives a real deep clean |
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted
I'm having a facial next Friday. They better not use Rex's spunk
I'm sure the protein will do your face wonders "
They'll have to mix it with someone else's as Rex only squirts enough to cover my left eyelid |
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted
I'm having a facial next Friday. They better not use Rex's spunk
I'm sure the protein will do your face wonders
I’ll tell them not to take the hard bits out so it gives a real deep clean "
I'll rub it in & exfoliate well |
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted
I'm having a facial next Friday. They better not use Rex's spunk
I'm sure the protein will do your face wonders
They'll have to mix it with someone else's as Rex only squirts enough to cover my left eyelid "
Errr, right eyelid actually  |
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"Give yourself a self-facial and mop up with the mask. Sorted
I'm having a facial next Friday. They better not use Rex's spunk
I'm sure the protein will do your face wonders
They'll have to mix it with someone else's as Rex only squirts enough to cover my left eyelid "
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"If you’ve been double penetrated and had your booster you should be fine
Everyone should at least be double penetrated!
Triple penetrated offers the best protection  "
I might try 4 just for that extra protection  |
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