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Hey folks
I’d love to hear about your kinks - weird, wonderful, mainstream, niche, funny or filthy.
No kink shaming please or you’ll be tied up with stockings, thrown into a paddling pool filled with custard and wanked over by a squirrel on a unicycle. You’d like that wouldn’t you, you pervs?
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I’ll fess up first.
There’s a weird thing that turns me on loads…
I love being edged while something complicated is explained to me (atoms, how a computer works, binary code, whatever) and being made to answer questions about the topic while trying not to cum!
I love the serious tone, the immense challenge of trying to concentrate and be coherent, the power game… Fun and nerdy!!! |
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"Hey folks
I’d love to hear about your kinks - weird, wonderful, mainstream, niche, funny or filthy.
No kink shaming please or you’ll be tied up with stockings, thrown into a paddling pool filled with custard and wanked over by a squirrel on a unicycle. You’d like that wouldn’t you, you pervs?
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But but, I've never told anyone about the squirrel  |
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"I’ll fess up first.
There’s a weird thing that turns me on loads…
I love being edged while something complicated is explained to me (atoms, how a computer works, binary code, whatever) and being made to answer questions about the topic while trying not to cum!
I love the serious tone, the immense challenge of trying to concentrate and be coherent, the power game… Fun and nerdy!!! "
That is absolute class - I'm definitely giving that a go!! I like the idea of that being a 3some thing - can come round to ours, bring your quiz book and glasses - condoms??? No you'll not be needing them Magnus....you're in the corner fact checking and asking the questions. Quality! |
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That is absolute class - I'm definitely giving that a go!! I like the idea of that being a 3some thing - can come round to ours, bring your quiz book and glasses - condoms??? No you'll not be needing them Magnus....you're in the corner fact checking and asking the questions. Quality!"
I thank you.
Reminds me of a nerdy joke…
- Where does a pedant get water?
- From a “Well, actually” |
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"Always wanted to try WAM/sploshing but never found a lady who wants to indulge "
I’m not sure what WAM is. Sploshing is messy food play right?
I can imaging it’s a sensual experience (and a bugger to clean up!). X |
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I would just like to give a warning to all fellow wankers out there. A few years ago while working and set off by a customer flopping her huge boobs on my knees (it may have been an innocent innocent action however the fact she wriggled them for 10 seconds or so suggested otherwise)
I was overcome with the urge to masturbate. I was at work on my own and thought it would be a good idea to use 5w30 fully synthetic engine oil as a lubricant for my circumcised cock. It all went very well until the following morning I woke up with burning urine containing blood. 2 days later I was in icu with sepsis and on a drip. Of course I had the dilemma of confessing to the doctor in the hope of enabling a quicker recovery or hiding my shame and extending my stay.
Needless to say however, let this be a warning to all you beautiful souls. Do not use engine oil as a lube. It is poisonous to the human body.
So I have proved it. Not only am I a wanker, I appear to be a stupid one as well.
Peace and love |
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It's funny. What you consider kinky is only kinky until you start doing it all the time. When I was young the very thought of rimming was kinky, now its just part of everyday sex. I still find pegging kinky so a room full of strap on wielding ladies queuing up to pummel me seems kinky, but I'd be more than happy to normalise it!!!! |
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I would just like to give a warning to all fellow wankers out there. A few years ago while working and set off by a customer flopping her huge boobs on my knees (it may have been an innocent innocent action however the fact she wriggled them for 10 seconds or so suggested otherwise)
I was overcome with the urge to masturbate. I was at work on my own and thought it would be a good idea to use 5w30 fully synthetic engine oil as a lubricant for my circumcised cock. It all went very well until the following morning I woke up with burning urine containing blood. 2 days later I was in icu with sepsis and on a drip. Of course I had the dilemma of confessing to the doctor in the hope of enabling a quicker recovery or hiding my shame and extending my stay.
Needless to say however, let this be a warning to all you beautiful souls. Do not use engine oil as a lube. It is poisonous to the human body.
So I have proved it. Not only am I a wanker, I appear to be a stupid one as well.
Peace and love |
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"It's funny. What you consider kinky is only kinky until you start doing it all the time. When I was young the very thought of rimming was kinky, now its just part of everyday sex. I still find pegging kinky so a room full of strap on wielding ladies queuing up to pummel me seems kinky, but I'd be more than happy to normalise it!!!!"
I agree with this. I’ve occasionally heard myself say “we had vanilla sex” when I mean “I fucked a man I can’t name, in an open room in a club, while being watched by a dozen wanking guys”!
Good luck with the room full of strap ons! |
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"I would just like to give a warning to all fellow wankers out there. A few years ago while working and set off by a customer flopping her huge boobs on my knees (it may have been an innocent innocent action however the fact she wriggled them for 10 seconds or so suggested otherwise)
I was overcome with the urge to masturbate. I was at work on my own and thought it would be a good idea to use 5w30 fully synthetic engine oil as a lubricant for my circumcised cock. It all went very well until the following morning I woke up with burning urine containing blood. 2 days later I was in icu with sepsis and on a drip. Of course I had the dilemma of confessing to the doctor in the hope of enabling a quicker recovery or hiding my shame and extending my stay.
Needless to say however, let this be a warning to all you beautiful souls. Do not use engine oil as a lube. It is poisonous to the human body.
So I have proved it. Not only am I a wanker, I appear to be a stupid one as well.
Peace and love "
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That is absolute class - I'm definitely giving that a go!! I like the idea of that being a 3some thing - can come round to ours, bring your quiz book and glasses - condoms??? No you'll not be needing them Magnus....you're in the corner fact checking and asking the questions. Quality!
I thank you.
Reminds me of a nerdy joke…
- Where does a pedant get water?
- From a “Well, actually”"
 You are on form for 8.30 on a Saturday morning! Cracking me up you are!   |
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That is absolute class - I'm definitely giving that a go!! I like the idea of that being a 3some thing - can come round to ours, bring your quiz book and glasses - condoms??? No you'll not be needing them Magnus....you're in the corner fact checking and asking the questions. Quality!
I thank you.
Reminds me of a nerdy joke…
- Where does a pedant get water?
- From a “Well, actually”
You are on form for 8.30 on a Saturday morning! Cracking me up you are! "
Ha ha. Thanks.  |
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"Hey folks
I’d love to hear about your kinks - weird, wonderful, mainstream, niche, funny or filthy.
No kink shaming please or you’ll be tied up with stockings, thrown into a paddling pool filled with custard and wanked over by a squirrel on a unicycle. You’d like that wouldn’t you, you pervs?
"
Winston likes me "dress up" for attention when we're out in a vanilla environment.
He loves that other guys look, but obviously can't touch. And the way they try to discreetly look, pretending they're not.
It's exciting, cheeky, daring, liberating and powerful..... Does any of that make sense?
One our favourite outfits is a sheer dress with a spiders web pattern, that I wore with bright red underwear.
Cant wait for Halloween this year.
Lady Astor |
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Also, the have a woman Dom/lead me. Never been on the flip side to really experience it. The Dom ladies I've met have found my nurture side too strong and the balance of D/s always slides to M/f.
That's amazing that I earn that trust but frustrating if you want to experience and learn from the other side too |
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"So many now, but I guess my main one is Ddlg. Something I’d previously said wasn’t for me.
Kinky interests definitely evolve. "
And it’s a fascinating journey isn’t it. |
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"To watch K have a blindfolded anonymous hotel meet where she is pleasured by a couple, especially want to see her fucklicked by the couple."
That’s hot. The thought of anonymous stuff can definitely be a turn on. |
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"Hey folks
I’d love to hear about your kinks - weird, wonderful, mainstream, niche, funny or filthy.
No kink shaming please or you’ll be tied up with stockings, thrown into a paddling pool filled with custard and wanked over by a squirrel on a unicycle. You’d like that wouldn’t you, you pervs?
Winston likes me "dress up" for attention when we're out in a vanilla environment.
He loves that other guys look, but obviously can't touch. And the way they try to discreetly look, pretending they're not.
It's exciting, cheeky, daring, liberating and powerful..... Does any of that make sense?
One our favourite outfits is a sheer dress with a spiders web pattern, that I wore with bright red underwear.
Cant wait for Halloween this year.
Lady Astor "
Yes I understand that. There’s power in expressing your sexuality. |
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"Hey folks
I’d love to hear about your kinks - weird, wonderful, mainstream, niche, funny or filthy.
No kink shaming please or you’ll be tied up with stockings, thrown into a paddling pool filled with custard and wanked over by a squirrel on a unicycle. You’d like that wouldn’t you, you pervs?
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Squirrel Nutkin reporting for duty |
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I loves to lick her pussy and make her horny while she sleeps....the day begins with sex..
I love to grab her from behind during she showers and wanna insert my dick inside her and we shall both shower together
Next i wanna kiss her while fucking her harder and wanna make her breatheless !
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"Hey folks
I’d love to hear about your kinks - weird, wonderful, mainstream, niche, funny or filthy.
No kink shaming please or you’ll be tied up with stockings, thrown into a paddling pool filled with custard and wanked over by a squirrel on a unicycle. You’d like that wouldn’t you, you pervs?
Winston likes me "dress up" for attention when we're out in a vanilla environment.
He loves that other guys look, but obviously can't touch. And the way they try to discreetly look, pretending they're not.
It's exciting, cheeky, daring, liberating and powerful..... Does any of that make sense?
One our favourite outfits is a sheer dress with a spiders web pattern, that I wore with bright red underwear.
Cant wait for Halloween this year.
Lady Astor
Yes I understand that. There’s power in expressing your sexuality. "
Winston gives me a strength, a confidence, a power I never knew I had. Incredible.
Lady Astor |
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I've got another that just came to prominence lately - I've probably been watching too much porn during the lockdowns. I never dreamed I would be into watersports, but I now am really drawn to having a lady piss on my hard on whilst I'm sitting on a toilet. |
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"Also, the have a woman Dom/lead me. Never been on the flip side to really experience it. The Dom ladies I've met have found my nurture side too strong and the balance of D/s always slides to M/f.
That's amazing that I earn that trust but frustrating if you want to experience and learn from the other side too "
I recognise this. I often find that men who switch, prefer me to Top. I enjoy both but I don’t usually like to switch mid-session. It’s a head fuck to start to feel floaty then suddenly take on the responsibility of Topping. |
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Wax play is a favourite of mine
However a Shibari interest that is now leading to fruition with a new partner is leading to exciting depths. The kink is fun but when you find the right partner it becomes amazing  |
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"Wax play is a favourite of mine
However a Shibari interest that is now leading to fruition with a new partner is leading to exciting depths. The kink is fun but when you find the right partner it becomes amazing "
I think Shibari is beautiful, but I can’t imagine the aches and pains after some of those positions! I don’t think I’m fit enough  |
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By *sylockeWoman
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"I would just like to give a warning to all fellow wankers out there. A few years ago while working and set off by a customer flopping her huge boobs on my knees (it may have been an innocent innocent action however the fact she wriggled them for 10 seconds or so suggested otherwise)
I was overcome with the urge to masturbate. I was at work on my own and thought it would be a good idea to use 5w30 fully synthetic engine oil as a lubricant for my circumcised cock. It all went very well until the following morning I woke up with burning urine containing blood. 2 days later I was in icu with sepsis and on a drip. Of course I had the dilemma of confessing to the doctor in the hope of enabling a quicker recovery or hiding my shame and extending my stay.
Needless to say however, let this be a warning to all you beautiful souls. Do not use engine oil as a lube. It is poisonous to the human body.
So I have proved it. Not only am I a wanker, I appear to be a stupid one as well.
Peace and love "
I’m impressed and scared. |
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"Wax play is a favourite of mine
However a Shibari interest that is now leading to fruition with a new partner is leading to exciting depths. The kink is fun but when you find the right partner it becomes amazing
I think Shibari is beautiful, but I can’t imagine the aches and pains after some of those positions! I don’t think I’m fit enough "
This made me chuckle!
“Shibari for the Not-Very-Bendy”! |
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"Wax play is a favourite of mine
However a Shibari interest that is now leading to fruition with a new partner is leading to exciting depths. The kink is fun but when you find the right partner it becomes amazing
I think Shibari is beautiful, but I can’t imagine the aches and pains after some of those positions! I don’t think I’m fit enough
This made me chuckle!
“Shibari for the Not-Very-Bendy”!"
I like that, I think I could title a workshop out of that one 
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I once had a regular man on here. He was fairly kinky. One day I turned up at his and he had a large inflatable pool set up in his lounge. On the outside towels were laid out.
We had arranged to do some naked, oiled up, wrestling. It wasn’t something I had done before but I got the gist of it pretty quickly.
We had lots of slippery fun and I won. I got him in a bowling ball grip with my middle finger up his arse and the rest of my fingers splayed over his arse cheeks.
He loved it.
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"I once had a regular man on here. He was fairly kinky. One day I turned up at his and he had a large inflatable pool set up in his lounge. On the outside towels were laid out.
We had arranged to do some naked, oiled up, wrestling. It wasn’t something I had done before but I got the gist of it pretty quickly.
We had lots of slippery fun and I won. I got him in a bowling ball grip with my middle finger up his arse and the rest of my fingers splayed over his arse cheeks.
He loved it.
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That’s an awesome story!!! |
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Nice thread! I would like to share my dream fantasy.
Two women, myself and a strong bull.
While the bull fucks one woman and gives her orgasm after orgasm, the other woman pegs me hard while forcing me to watch the bull in action. The one pegging me humiliates me verbally telling me how useless I am with my cock and asking me to learn how to satisfy women by watching the bull.
The women switch places with the bull and me. They serve the bull while I serve the women. Of course, it all ends up with creampie cleanup. |
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Kinkiest stuff I have done? Went to a femdom party where my hands and legs were tied and I lay on the floor. No one gave much heed to me. People were enjoying the party. Some women randomly trampled over me. Some kicked and teased my cock and balls with heels. One lady spit her drink right on my face. For some reason, I loved that spitting part  |
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"I once had a regular man on here. He was fairly kinky. One day I turned up at his and he had a large inflatable pool set up in his lounge. On the outside towels were laid out.
We had arranged to do some naked, oiled up, wrestling. It wasn’t something I had done before but I got the gist of it pretty quickly.
We had lots of slippery fun and I won. I got him in a bowling ball grip with my middle finger up his arse and the rest of my fingers splayed over his arse cheeks.
He loved it.
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Right, that's the kids now paddling pool-less, I'll have to tell them their mother took it when they left!!! That sounds like fantastic fun, now on the bucket list. |
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