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The late late nocturnal thread ©™

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prepping for bed sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Prepping for bed sir "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pond. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Can you tell us about your bedtime preparation?

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman over a year ago

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Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening Jimbo!! And other late night hoomans.

I'm quite tired so not sure how long I'll last but I had to say HELLO.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good Eveeeeeeing forum

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Good evening darlings!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Good eveeeeeening Jim. Good evening pj masks.

I am also in the tired club. I'll probably fall asleep this tonight's nocturnal best be interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and noswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaith, Princess. It's good to see you tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening darlings! "

Good evening to you my dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jimbo!! And other late night hoomans.

I'm quite tired so not sure how long I'll last but I had to say HELLO. "

I have to say, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon.

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By *Booboo-Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

Evening folks.

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By *ssexSwitchMan over a year ago

hornchurch

Good evening everyone. Hope we are all ok

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

Broken screen, sorry about that.

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

Evening Jim. And evening everyone above and below. Just settled into bed and watching some Korean woman on twitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jimbo!! And other late night hoomans.

I'm quite tired so not sure how long I'll last but I had to say HELLO. "

Good evening to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Prepping for bed sir

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pond. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Can you tell us about your bedtime preparation?"

Dog and cat - teeth brushed and off to bed

Same for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeing forum

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Do you like Annie Lennox's Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening darlings! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

How are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeing forum

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Do you like Annie Lennox's Why?"

Yes don't mind it pal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eveeeeeening Jim. Good evening pj masks.

I am also in the tired club. I'll probably fall asleep this tonight's nocturnal best be interesting

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mag. Don't put all the pressure of interest and entertainment on me. Feel free to add something.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jimbo!! And other late night hoomans.

I'm quite tired so not sure how long I'll last but I had to say HELLO.

I have to say, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon.

My phone always corrects evening to eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

I blame you for that Jim with your catchy eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening greetings!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jimbo!! And other late night hoomans.

I'm quite tired so not sure how long I'll last but I had to say HELLO.

Good evening to you

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening TallGuy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening folks.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bobbo. Do you enjoy yo-yoing a yo-yo?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eveeeeeening Jim. Good evening pj masks.

I am also in the tired club. I'll probably fall asleep this tonight's nocturnal best be interesting

I love sleeping

it's like I'm dead for a few hours and got no worries.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jimbo!! And other late night hoomans.

I'm quite tired so not sure how long I'll last but I had to say HELLO.

Good evening to you

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening TallGuy

Hows ya day been? Hope you don't fall asleep too early

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening everyone. Hope we are all ok"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, EssexSwitch. What's your favourite switch to switch?

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By *ssexSwitchMan over a year ago

hornchurch

"Good evening everyone. Hope we are all ok

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, EssexSwitch. What's your favourite switch to switch?"

I do love me a light switch lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. And evening everyone above and below. Just settled into bed and watching some Korean woman on twitch "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Russle. Is she a gamer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening

How is everyone? Hope ya good

Im canny awake even though i woke up at 3.30am for work (finished at 130pm)

Watching traffic cops currently and browsing the forum and pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jimbo!! And other late night hoomans.

I'm quite tired so not sure how long I'll last but I had to say HELLO.

Good evening to you

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening TallGuy

Hows ya day been? Hope you don't fall asleep too early

I have had better days!!! But maybe tomorrow will be better.

I do hope you had a nice day? Because everyone deserves a nice day.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman over a year ago

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"Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and noswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaith, Princess. It's good to see you tonight."

And isn't it a delightful sight

hiding was fun but not as fun as causing mischief.

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"Evening Jim. And evening everyone above and below. Just settled into bed and watching some Korean woman on twitch

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Russle. Is she a gamer?"

IRL stream today but does gaming sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Prepping for bed sir

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pond. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! Can you tell us about your bedtime preparation?

Dog and cat - teeth brushed and off to bed

Same for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeing forum

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Do you like Annie Lennox's Why?

Yes don't mind it pal"

I know what you mean.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Good eveeeeeening Jim. Good evening pj masks.

I am also in the tired club. I'll probably fall asleep this tonight's nocturnal best be interesting

I love sleeping

it's like I'm dead for a few hours and got no worries.

"
I hate it, it's so boring, there's much more interesting things I could be doing.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman over a year ago

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"Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

Broken screen, sorry about that. "

How did you break it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening Jimbo!! And other late night hoomans.

I'm quite tired so not sure how long I'll last but I had to say HELLO.

I have to say, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon.

My phone always corrects evening to eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening

I blame you for that Jim with your catchy eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening greetings!"

Hahahaha. It's so much more fun than a plain boring evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eveeeeeening Jim. Good evening pj masks.

I am also in the tired club. I'll probably fall asleep this tonight's nocturnal best be interesting

I love sleeping

it's like I'm dead for a few hours and got no worries.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eveeeeeening Jim. Good evening pj masks.

I am also in the tired club. I'll probably fall asleep this tonight's nocturnal best be interesting

I love sleeping

it's like I'm dead for a few hours and got no worries.

I hate it, it's so boring, there's much more interesting things I could be doing. "

There's two types of people when it comes to sleeping! But you are right but sleeping just feels so damn good but only if it is temporary because I'm not ready for permanent sleep just yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening everyone. Hope we are all ok

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, EssexSwitch. What's your favourite switch to switch?

I do love me a light switch lol"

It's like magic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good eveeeeeening Jim. Good evening pj masks.

I am also in the tired club. I'll probably fall asleep this tonight's nocturnal best be interesting

I love sleeping

it's like I'm dead for a few hours and got no worries.

Please come to my funeral when I'm next sleeping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening

How is everyone? Hope ya good

Im canny awake even though i woke up at 3.30am for work (finished at 130pm)

Watching traffic cops currently and browsing the forum and pics"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Henry. You've been awake for aaaaaaaaaages.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Good evening darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

How are you doing?"

I’m ok thank you Jim. Im going back to civilisation tomorrow. I am pretty sure this has been k*dnap. I was meant to leave on the 28th December

Are you well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eveeeeeening Jim. Good evening pj masks.

I am also in the tired club. I'll probably fall asleep this tonight's nocturnal best be interesting

I love sleeping

it's like I'm dead for a few hours and got no worries.

Please come to my funeral when I'm next sleeping. "

I'll show you my respect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good evening Jimbo!! And other late night hoomans.

I'm quite tired so not sure how long I'll last but I had to say HELLO.

Good evening to you

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening TallGuy

Hows ya day been? Hope you don't fall asleep too early

I have had better days!!! But maybe tomorrow will be better.

I do hope you had a nice day? Because everyone deserves a nice day."

Awww ill keep my fingers crossed for you

Today been ok thanks. Your not wrong there we all do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeing forum

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Do you like Annie Lennox's Why?

Yes don't mind it pal

I know what you mean."

Can get to you at times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and noswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaith, Princess. It's good to see you tonight.

And isn't it a delightful sight

hiding was fun but not as fun as causing mischief. "

It really is a delightful sight.

Naughty girl!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"Good eveeeeeening Jim. Good evening pj masks.

I am also in the tired club. I'll probably fall asleep this tonight's nocturnal best be interesting

I love sleeping

it's like I'm dead for a few hours and got no worries.

I hate it, it's so boring, there's much more interesting things I could be doing.

There's two types of people when it comes to sleeping! But you are right but sleeping just feels so damn good but only if it is temporary because I'm not ready for permanent sleep just yet."

Oh yes we certainly don't want that, we all need a little LBC kookiness in our lives.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. And evening everyone above and below. Just settled into bed and watching some Korean woman on twitch

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Russle. Is she a gamer?

IRL stream today but does gaming sometimes "

I like IRL.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shrop-shire.

Today has been a very work sort of day. I spent most of it with my best work mate, sitting in a meeting booth with stuff on a big screen and having a right old irreverent laugh. I wish all work days could be so unencumbered by other people interrupting and by other people's meetings and shizz. We sang silly songs and showed each other Christmas holiday pics while making a timetable and other such romantic things, then we rang Mr KC at the end of the day and laughed hysterically down the phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening darlings!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie darling.

How are you doing?

I’m ok thank you Jim. Im going back to civilisation tomorrow. I am pretty sure this has been k*dnap. I was meant to leave on the 28th December

Are you well?

You're still there?!!!

I'm a little bit sluggish after all that Christmassing, but I'm okay.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeing forum

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Do you like Annie Lennox's Why?

Yes don't mind it pal

I know what you mean.

Can get to you at times."

Annie's a good singer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim……

Not sure I know you

However. That said

Good fucking evening bro x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeing forum

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Do you like Annie Lennox's Why?

Yes don't mind it pal

I know what you mean.

Can get to you at times.

Annie's a good singer."

I meant can make ya cry

Very good singer

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman over a year ago

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"Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and noswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaith, Princess. It's good to see you tonight.

And isn't it a delightful sight

hiding was fun but not as fun as causing mischief.

It really is a delightful sight.

Naughty girl!"

Tonight it's my goal to be incredibly naughty that's just good encouragement

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By *oah VailMan over a year ago

Dover

Hello fellow night owls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shrop-shire.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. It's about time someone addressed me by my correct title. A meeting booth? Like in the Rovers Return?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twit taroo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim……

Not sure I know you

However. That said

Good fucking evening bro x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jake. You know me now. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shrop-shire.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. It's about time someone addressed me by my correct title. A meeting booth? Like in the Rovers Return?"

Hmmmmm. A little bit like one of those booths. Similar idea, but within a coffee bar/reception area and with a big screen at one end for showing presentations. It was a bit chilly so I was a gent and gave my coat to my colleague so he could put it over his knees like a Grandad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Jake. He's got a nice red coat.

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By *winfrozrMan over a year ago

Carnoustie

Eeeeevening all

First one of the year for me

So, happy new year all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeing forum

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Do you like Annie Lennox's Why?

Yes don't mind it pal

I know what you mean.

Can get to you at times.

Annie's a good singer.

I meant can make ya cry

Very good singer"

I understood you. Born on Christmas Day Annie Lennox.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good evening and probably good night.. Just finished first half of my sleep shift, now for the sleep part.. x

Jake's coat is lovely and red.. and fluffy..

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By *andaloriansCouple over a year ago

Malvern

Good eeeeevening all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Everyone say hello to Jake. He's got a nice red coat."

Nocturnal greetings, Jake! *Waves*

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

Jimbuston, happy new year (I know I’m late, but first 2022 visit to your thread), how are you? Great pics as always in my friend updates

I’m sat drinking a lovely red and binge watching stay close on Netflix, with my teeny feline companion.

There are things I would rather be doing but a second Covid diagnosis for someone significant prevents this

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and noswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaith, Princess. It's good to see you tonight.

And isn't it a delightful sight

hiding was fun but not as fun as causing mischief.

It really is a delightful sight.

Naughty girl!

Tonight it's my goal to be incredibly naughty that's just good encouragement

What you gonna do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeing forum

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Do you like Annie Lennox's Why?

Yes don't mind it pal

I know what you mean.

Can get to you at times.

Annie's a good singer.

I meant can make ya cry

Very good singer

I understood you. Born on Christmas Day Annie Lennox.

That she was mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello fellow night owls.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cas. Welcome to this nonsense that I call The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Cas. I've nicknamed him Cas.

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By *asha86Couple over a year ago

walsall

Evening all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and welcome, Matt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Twit taroo "

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

It's close to the midnight hour my venerable flower, Jím!!

Gøød Evening one and all.

I'm still waiting for KC & The Cumshine Band to share their holiday photos via Microsoft OneDrive...

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman over a year ago

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"Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and noswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaith, Princess. It's good to see you tonight.

And isn't it a delightful sight

hiding was fun but not as fun as causing mischief.

It really is a delightful sight.

Naughty girl!

Tonight it's my goal to be incredibly naughty that's just good encouragement

What you gonna do?"

I might take some more pictures and perv on other people's pictures then it's time for a bubble bath and possibly more perving while I'm there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Sir Jim of the Shrop-shire.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. It's about time someone addressed me by my correct title. A meeting booth? Like in the Rovers Return?

You are a gent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eeeeevening all

First one of the year for me

So, happy new year all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening for the first time this year in twenty twenty two, Twinfrozr. Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good evening and probably good night.. Just finished first half of my sleep shift, now for the sleep part.. x

Jake's coat is lovely and red.. and fluffy.. "

It's a lovely coat. Sleep well. x

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By *uscle88Man over a year ago

Potters Bar

Evening forum how’s everyones evening Going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good eeeeevening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all the way down the river to you, Pandalorians. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Greetings late crew. Im setting my scene for you all, sat in the van in a cold dark care home car park. Drinking a cuppa with Martha and the Muffins Echo Beech on the radio...... completely professional work based scenario for clarification

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"It's close to the midnight hour my venerable flower, Jím!!

Gøød Evening one and all.

I'm still waiting for KC & The Cumshine Band to share their holiday photos via Microsoft OneDrive..."

Would you like the geological ones in a separate folder or the same one as me in a swimsuit?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Greetings late crew. Im setting my scene for you all, sat in the van in a cold dark care home car park. Drinking a cuppa with Martha and the Muffins Echo Beech on the radio...... completely professional work based scenario for clarification

I'm naked in the bathroom. Safe working

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jimbuston, happy new year (I know I’m late, but first 2022 visit to your thread), how are you? Great pics as always in my friend updates

I’m sat drinking a lovely red and binge watching stay close on Netflix, with my teeny feline companion.

There are things I would rather be doing but a second Covid diagnosis for someone significant prevents this

You've got me started. Happy first good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening of the year, Mac. Thank you very much, I try. I'm not feeling as January as I usually do. That can only be a good thing.

Flippin' heck. I'm so fed up of this pandemic.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"It's close to the midnight hour my venerable flower, Jím!!

Gøød Evening one and all.

I'm still waiting for KC & The Cumshine Band to share their holiday photos via Microsoft OneDrive...

Would you like the geological ones in a separate folder or the same one as me in a swimsuit?

•

I want the Plate Tectonics first, followed by the one of you in a swimsuit without the swimsuit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Very close, Nero.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Now?!?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"It's close to the midnight hour my venerable flower, Jím!!

Gøød Evening one and all.

I'm still waiting for KC & The Cumshine Band to share their holiday photos via Microsoft OneDrive...

Would you like the geological ones in a separate folder or the same one as me in a swimsuit?

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I want the Plate Tectonics first, followed by the one of you in a swimsuit without the swimsuit."

Hmmmm. You might have to settle for the cleavage first, and the ancient lava flows. Then we'll see about the swimsuit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeing forum

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Do you like Annie Lennox's Why?

Yes don't mind it pal

I know what you mean.

Can get to you at times.

Annie's a good singer.

I meant can make ya cry

Very good singer

I understood you. Born on Christmas Day Annie Lennox.

That she was mate"

I didn't hear this song last month.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdzo_vPnhio

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening all!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tasha. Happy Saturday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeing forum

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Do you like Annie Lennox's Why?

Yes don't mind it pal

I know what you mean.

Can get to you at times.

Annie's a good singer.

I meant can make ya cry

Very good singer

I understood you. Born on Christmas Day Annie Lennox.

That she was mate

I didn't hear this song last month.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdzo_vPnhio

Nor mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It's close to the midnight hour my venerable flower, Jím!!

Gøød Evening one and all.

I'm still waiting for KC & The Cumshine Band to share their holiday photos via Microsoft OneDrive..."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero.

I'm so venerable.

I hope you get some photos soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and noswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaith, Princess. It's good to see you tonight.

And isn't it a delightful sight

hiding was fun but not as fun as causing mischief.

It really is a delightful sight.

Naughty girl!

Tonight it's my goal to be incredibly naughty that's just good encouragement

What you gonna do?

I might take some more pictures and perv on other people's pictures then it's time for a bubble bath and possibly more perving while I'm there. "

Send me some photos.

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By *oah VailMan over a year ago

Dover

"Everyone say hello to Cas. I've nicknamed him Cas."

Thanks for the welcome.

I answer to most things; except “stop thief”, which generally makes me speed up…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now?!?"

It the midnight hour! I've done my avatar and everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening forum how’s everyones evening Going?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Reilly. What do you recommend highly?

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"It's close to the midnight hour my venerable flower, Jím!!

Gøød Evening one and all.

I'm still waiting for KC & The Cumshine Band to share their holiday photos via Microsoft OneDrive...

Would you like the geological ones in a separate folder or the same one as me in a swimsuit?

•

I want the Plate Tectonics first, followed by the one of you in a swimsuit without the swimsuit.

Hmmmm. You might have to settle for the cleavage first, and the ancient lava flows. Then we'll see about the swimsuit

•

I'll perch on your cleavage.

As long as the swimsuit is opaque...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Northernengineer. First of all, welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Second of all, thank you for your professional work.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your week?

I see you're taking "time" to "watch" what's going on in here!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Northernengineer. He's listening to Martha and the Muffins in a van.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eveeeeeeing forum

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tall Guy. Do you like Annie Lennox's Why?

Yes don't mind it pal

I know what you mean.

Can get to you at times.

Annie's a good singer.

I meant can make ya cry

Very good singer

I understood you. Born on Christmas Day Annie Lennox.

That she was mate

I didn't hear this song last month.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdzo_vPnhio

Nor mate"

Fair do's.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Everyone say hello to Jake. He's got a nice red coat."

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Hello Jake with the bright red coat...and skinny jeans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Cas. I've nicknamed him Cas.

Thanks for the welcome.

I answer to most things; except “stop thief”, which generally makes me speed up…

You're very welcome.

I bet you've never been caught.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your week?

I see you're taking "time" to "watch" what's going on in here!!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A little bit sluggish. I blame all of the Christmas indulgence. How was your week?

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont thank me and I apologise for misleading you with my usage of the term ‘work’. I meant work as in keeping Gaffa and Sydney employed down at Tettley Tea. The most work i get up to is standing, looking, tutting and deep inhaling whilst shaking my head at broken stuff......in a professional manner

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your week?

I see you're taking "time" to "watch" what's going on in here!!"

•

He's attending the Timex Social Club in Geneva next week. He's quick on his dancing feet; he's got Swiss Movement.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dont thank me and I apologise for misleading you with my usage of the term ‘work’. I meant work as in keeping Gaffa and Sydney employed down at Tettley Tea. The most work i get up to is standing, looking, tutting and deep inhaling whilst shaking my head at broken stuff......in a professional manner "

And a little education on forum threads for myself....... Reply with quite or it looks weird and random

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

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In essence: he's an engineer from up North. That's all he had to say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nero did me twice.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman over a year ago

.•°°

"Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and noswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaith, Princess. It's good to see you tonight.

And isn't it a delightful sight

hiding was fun but not as fun as causing mischief.

It really is a delightful sight.

Naughty girl!

Tonight it's my goal to be incredibly naughty that's just good encouragement

What you gonna do?

I might take some more pictures and perv on other people's pictures then it's time for a bubble bath and possibly more perving while I'm there.

Send me some photos."

Hmmm maaabey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don't know what Northernengineer is doing, but he's here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and noswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaith, Princess. It's good to see you tonight.

And isn't it a delightful sight

hiding was fun but not as fun as causing mischief.

It really is a delightful sight.

Naughty girl!

Tonight it's my goal to be incredibly naughty that's just good encouragement

What you gonna do?

I might take some more pictures and perv on other people's pictures then it's time for a bubble bath and possibly more perving while I'm there.

Send me some photos.

Hmmm maaabey

Tease.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your week?

I see you're taking "time" to "watch" what's going on in here!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A little bit sluggish. I blame all of the Christmas indulgence. How was your week?

Yes!"

A steady week for me. Helped out with extra shifts at the charity shop - those were unexpectedly busy, but very enjoyable.

Relaxed yesterday with a Club visit & enjoyed myself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your week?

I see you're taking "time" to "watch" what's going on in here!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A little bit sluggish. I blame all of the Christmas indulgence. How was your week?

Yes!

A steady week for me. Helped out with extra shifts at the charity shop - those were unexpectedly busy, but very enjoyable.

Relaxed yesterday with a Club visit & enjoyed myself!

Busy in the first week of January is good.

You were busy.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22Woman over a year ago

.•°°

"Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and noswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaith, Princess. It's good to see you tonight.

And isn't it a delightful sight

hiding was fun but not as fun as causing mischief.

It really is a delightful sight.

Naughty girl!

Tonight it's my goal to be incredibly naughty that's just good encouragement

What you gonna do?

I might take some more pictures and perv on other people's pictures then it's time for a bubble bath and possibly more perving while I'm there.

Send me some photos.

Hmmm maaabey

Tease."

100% how else do you get put in your place if you're not causing some mischief.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Noswaith dda Jim... noswaith dda pawb....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and noswaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaith, Princess. It's good to see you tonight.

And isn't it a delightful sight

hiding was fun but not as fun as causing mischief.

It really is a delightful sight.

Naughty girl!

Tonight it's my goal to be incredibly naughty that's just good encouragement

What you gonna do?

I might take some more pictures and perv on other people's pictures then it's time for a bubble bath and possibly more perving while I'm there.

Send me some photos.

Hmmm maaabey

Tease.

100% how else do you get put in your place if you're not causing some mischief."

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By *ENGUYMan over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your week?

I see you're taking "time" to "watch" what's going on in here!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A little bit sluggish. I blame all of the Christmas indulgence. How was your week?

Yes!

A steady week for me. Helped out with extra shifts at the charity shop - those were unexpectedly busy, but very enjoyable.

Relaxed yesterday with a Club visit & enjoyed myself!

Busy in the first week of January is good.

You were busy."

I'm back in this morning at 10am & will hear what the group's senior managers are planning for the shop this year??

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"It's close to the midnight hour my venerable flower, Jím!!

Gøød Evening one and all.

I'm still waiting for KC & The Cumshine Band to share their holiday photos via Microsoft OneDrive...

Would you like the geological ones in a separate folder or the same one as me in a swimsuit?

•

I want the Plate Tectonics first, followed by the one of you in a swimsuit without the swimsuit.

Hmmmm. You might have to settle for the cleavage first, and the ancient lava flows. Then we'll see about the swimsuit

•

I'll perch on your cleavage.

As long as the swimsuit is opaque...

Mr KC enjoys photographing cleavage when we're on holiday. And faults. And intrusions. Etc

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play."

The Offspring

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How was your week?

I see you're taking "time" to "watch" what's going on in here!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. A little bit sluggish. I blame all of the Christmas indulgence. How was your week?

Yes!

A steady week for me. Helped out with extra shifts at the charity shop - those were unexpectedly busy, but very enjoyable.

Relaxed yesterday with a Club visit & enjoyed myself!

Busy in the first week of January is good.

You were busy.

I'm back in this morning at 10am & will hear what the group's senior managers are planning for the shop this year??"

Exciting stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

The Offspring "

There was me thinking nobody was playing.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening Jim. Its been a productive day in the LornAsh household.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Its been a productive day in the LornAsh household.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. What have you and Ash achieved on Friday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I wasn't expecting a ballad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface"

Good evening, newbie to the forums so just spending the evening getting used to it… also a little perving on the side to ha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to the act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

The Offspring

There was me thinking nobody was playing."

You can play with me, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Its been a productive day in the LornAsh household.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. What have you and Ash achieved on Friday?"

Lots and lots of wedding planning.

It's all coming together very nicely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Good evening, newbie to the forums so just spending the evening getting used to it… also a little perving on the side to ha "

Welcome to the forums.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I wasn't expecting a ballad."

Gone Away (the piano version)?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Good evening, newbie to the forums so just spending the evening getting used to it… also a little perving on the side to ha "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tats. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. If you'd like any advice from an awesome forum thread legend, just ask me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wasn't expecting a ballad.

Gone Away (the piano version)?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Good evening, newbie to the forums so just spending the evening getting used to it… also a little perving on the side to ha

Welcome to the forums.

Thank you

still wrapping my head around them but I think I’m learning quickly haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Gone away. ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 08/01/22 00:47:16]"

If at first you don't succeed...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Good evening, newbie to the forums so just spending the evening getting used to it… also a little perving on the side to ha

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tats. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. If you'd like any advice from an awesome forum thread legend, just ask me."

I might just hold you to that pal, can never go wrong with good advice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Evening Jim. Its been a productive day in the LornAsh household.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. What have you and Ash achieved on Friday?

Lots and lots of wedding planning.

It's all coming together very nicely

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"[Removed by poster at 08/01/22 00:47:16]

If at first you don't succeed..."

Turn the volume up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Tats in Wigan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 08/01/22 00:47:16]

If at first you don't succeed...

Turn the volume up? "

All the way.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"[Removed by poster at 08/01/22 00:47:16]

If at first you don't succeed...

Turn the volume up?

All the way."

To 11 \m/

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1835 US national debt was $0 for the first and only time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 08/01/22 00:47:16]

If at first you don't succeed...

Turn the volume up?

All the way.

To 11 \m/"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1942 Stephen Hawking was born.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"On this day 1835 US national debt was $0 for the first and only time."

Did someone drop the abacus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1947 David Bowie was born.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"On this day 1835 US national debt was $0 for the first and only time.

Did someone drop the abacus? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1935 Elvis Presley was born.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Tats. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. If you'd like any advice from an awesome forum thread legend, just ask me."

His threads are legendary...and so is his needlework.

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By *heOriginalLoisWoman over a year ago

London

Jim I thought I should report that I have safely dispatched the bins to the end of the driveway.

Hope you have been having a blast nocturnalising with the nocturnal crew

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'll perch on your cleavage.

As long as the swimsuit is opaque...

Mr KC enjoys photographing cleavage when we're on holiday. And faults. And intrusions. Etc

•

Has Mr. KC been to Calafornicate? There's plenty of crevices and cleavages there. But San Andreas wasn't his fault.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

New York, “the city that never sleeps,” is known as one of the free, fun capitals of the world where almost anything goes. It’s a good job, then, that the city authorities turn a blind eye to a number of restrictive laws that are still on the Statute Book of the “Big Apple”. On this day 1902, for instance, the New York State Legislature outlawed flirting in public.

The new law, which technically still exists, prohibited men turning around on a street and “looking at a woman in that way”. Offenders could be fined $25. Those that went on to commit a second flirting offence would be ordered to wear a pair of horse blinders whenever they stepped out on the streets.

Of course, one thing leads to another, as the puritan authorities must have been aware. Because in New York adultery is a crime. Section 255.17 of the state penal law introduced on September 1st, 1907, states: “A person is guilty of adultery when he engages in sexual intercourse with another person at a time when he has a living spouse, or the other person has a living spouse.” Adultery is a class B misdemeanor which is punishable by up to 90 days in jail or a $500 fine.

Although it is rarely enforced, about a dozen people have been charged under the adultery law since the 1970s. Other bizarre laws still on the Statute Book in New York mean that it is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body-hugging clothing”. And citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.

Other states in the US have their share of strange, unrepealed laws. In Florida, women can be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. And unmarried women in Florida are breaking the law if they go parachuting on a Sunday.

In Indiana, people are not allowed to go to a cinema or a theatre or ride in a public streetcar if they have eaten garlic less than four hours earlier.

In Iowa, it is an offence for a kiss to last more than five minutes and in Massachusetts, snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are locked shut.

Men who feel they need a drink after reading all these restrictions could be unlucky if they live in Pennsylvania. There, an old law decrees that no man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife. . .

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Jim I thought I should report that I have safely dispatched the bins to the end of the driveway.

Hope you have been having a blast nocturnalising with the nocturnal crew

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In your case it's "nocturnal-eyes": you could sink a battleship with those eyes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Jim I thought I should report that I have safely dispatched the bins to the end of the driveway.

Hope you have been having a blast nocturnalising with the nocturnal crew

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. Bins plural, it must be recycling tomorrow. You'll be able to sleep well tonight in the knowledge the bins are safely dispatched at the end of the drive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm pretty fly for a white guy.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nick. You devil.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1904 Pope Pius X banned low cut dresses in the presence of churchmen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1978 Harvey Milk became the first openly gay person elected to public office in California.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'm pretty fly for a white guy."

Yeah! Play the field, keep it real

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I'll perch on your cleavage.

As long as the swimsuit is opaque...

Mr KC enjoys photographing cleavage when we're on holiday. And faults. And intrusions. Etc

•

Has Mr. KC been to Calafornicate? There's plenty of crevices and cleavages there. But San Andreas wasn't his fault."

Negative but he'd like to go and check out the geo stuff over there I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

On this day 1992 George H. W. Bush vomited on the Japanese prime minister's lap.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple over a year ago

here & there

Having a little peak at the forums tonight instead of being on camera as its too cold to not be tucked under my duvet

Mrs x

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On this day 2020 Justin Bieber revealed he has Lyme disease.

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"Having a little peak at the forums tonight instead of being on camera as its too cold to not be tucked under my duvet

Mrs x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sweet. Bed is a good place to be. x

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On this day 2020 the Duke and Duchess of Sussex announced they are stepping back as "senior" royals.

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On this day 2021 Twitter banned Donald Trump permanently due to the risk of further incitement of violence.

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"Having a little peak at the forums tonight instead of being on camera as its too cold to not be tucked under my duvet

Mrs x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sweet. Bed is a good place to be. x"

Indeed especially as my bolier has decided to turn itself off and no mr to keep me warm

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