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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Hi all

You know how this goes:

Say you are in on the thread and when you see someone who takes your fancy, message me with a secret message for that person.

I will then post the message for all to see. You will remain nameless unless you choose to confess. Hopefully some of you do confess!

Enjoy.

PS, any newbies to this thread, when you send me a message to post, you have to send me a photo as well...

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

In

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

In

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It's new year, so maybe new luck - I'm in.

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By *piping-hot.Man  over a year ago

Rutland - visiting Edinburgh

In

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By *he HandiemanMan  over a year ago

north west

in

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle somewhere

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In for a bit

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By *hoirCouple  over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

We're in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *ellhungvweMan  over a year ago

Cheltenham

I am in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m getting in the bath but I’m in!

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By *rouble MeWoman  over a year ago

Your Hotlist

Go then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In for a little while

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

It’s a cock fest at the minute so I’ll book mark for later

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in.....

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Confess your want to sin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in. Where's Nora?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on we're in. .

Tg x

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there

I'll play!

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm in. Where's Nora?"

I’m playing .

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Can't do any worse than earlier so I'll play then

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By *uciferLingerieMan  over a year ago

Leeds

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in. Where's Nora?

I’m playing . "

Strange not to see you hosting. X

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Cherry ....

Had enough of the Paddle yet ??  

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"I'm in. Where's Nora?

I’m playing .

Strange not to see you hosting. X"

I can’t at the moment. I have carpal tunnel. I’ll be back xx

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Please tell Kinky Angel I might just have enough chloroform left for her. Does this dishcloth smell funny to you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm in. Where's Nora?

I’m playing .

Strange not to see you hosting. X

I can’t at the moment. I have carpal tunnel. I’ll be back xx"

Wankers cramp

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We are in for some naughtiness

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

For just another girl

Seen her post on a few threads and I like how she comes across, Intelligent, funny and witty, and from what little I’ve seen of her pics she looks gorgeous too.

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Catnipkittykat - A very good reason to visit Reading .

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there


"Message for Cherry ....

Had enough of the Paddle yet ??   "

Hah! Never! Your arm will give up before me

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Diamond Cougar - Class with a capital C.

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Please tell piscean dream that oh I confess, I really want to sin....  

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

For Naughty but quite nice...

Would love to dress up and undress each other  

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Can you tell Diamond Cougar that I’d like to give her a proper bumming. So much so that the tip of my cock pokes out of her front bum and it looks like she has a willy please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For just another girl

Seen her post on a few threads and I like how she comes across, Intelligent, funny and witty, and from what little I’ve seen of her pics she looks gorgeous too."

A little is probably best, too much and you may change your mind

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Diamond Cougar - Class with a capital C.

"

Awe thank you whoever sent that xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Can you tell Diamond Cougar that I’d like to give her a proper bumming. So much so that the tip of my cock pokes out of her front bum and it looks like she has a willy please

"

Bet that was you Rex!

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Don’t forget the OP ladies!

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By *rouble MeWoman  over a year ago

Your Hotlist


"For Naughty but quite nice...

Would love to dress up and undress each other   "

Well.. who could refuse that?

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Choir

Lovely arse. I'd like to spank that at any time.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Message for Cherry ....

Had enough of the Paddle yet ??  

Hah! Never! Your arm will give up before me "

Wanna bet

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm in if I may

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For just another girl

Seen her post on a few threads and I like how she comes across, Intelligent, funny and witty, and from what little I’ve seen of her pics she looks gorgeous too.

A little is probably best, too much and you may change your mind "

Agreed

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By *uciferLingerieMan  over a year ago

Leeds


"For Naughty but quite nice...

Would love to dress up and undress each other  

Well.. who could refuse that? "

Great answer! Can't reply for filters!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ooh good game good game …as Brucie would say

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for kinky Angel

Wanna ride my face?

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Please tell Pablo diablo I have a body going spare...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for kinky Angel

Wanna ride my face? "

If I knew who you were!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please tell Pablo diablo I have a body going spare..."

If it's alive send it over

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi everyone! I’m in.

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Cherry onatop:

Cherry onatop should be on top of me!

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By *hoirCouple  over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Cherry Onatop

You're proper cute with pink hair

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By *hoirCouple  over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Message for Choir

Lovely arse. I'd like to spank that at any time.

"

Always interesting...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For just another girl

Seen her post on a few threads and I like how she comes across, Intelligent, funny and witty, and from what little I’ve seen of her pics she looks gorgeous too.

A little is probably best, too much and you may change your mind

Agreed "

This man knows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Please tell Pablo diablo I have a body going spare...

If it's alive send it over "

Oh so close....

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading


"Catnipkittykat - A very good reason to visit Reading ."

We have a gaol too.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ll be in for a little while

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Piscean_dream

You wouldn't believe the amount of pure filth I've been dreaming about you, especially lately 

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Dayna

How long are those lovely legs.

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Nora

Nora, looking forward to catching up and thank you for the school day and watch….. FOMO  

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there


"Message for Cherry onatop:

Cherry onatop should be on top of me!"

I should?

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By *herry OnatopWoman  over a year ago

Just over there


"Cherry Onatop

You're proper cute with pink hair"

Awe fanks!

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Message for Nora

Nora, looking forward to catching up and thank you for the school day and watch….. FOMO   "

.

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By *nked rascalMan  over a year ago

Burton on Trent

I’m in

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Yummycouple.

Would love to squeeze S's lovely bum.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

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Make me smile please. Needed today

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for:

Spurschick - Fab royalty

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for NotsoPosh.

I bet you are.

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Kinky Inked Bi

3 of my favourite things.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in please

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By *uddly GoblinMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Ooh this is always fun, I'm in

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for NotsoPosh.

I bet you are. "

Bet I am what? I'm in the bath if that's what you mean.....

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Dieu

Want to wing it together?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Message for Yummycouple.

Would love to squeeze S's lovely bum. "

(bends over) why not give it a slap instead.... and make it STING

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door

I'm in for a while

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Message for NotsoPosh.

I bet you are.

Bet I am what? I'm in the bath if that's what you mean..... "

Mind the toilet

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"Message for:

Spurschick - Fab royalty"

The court joker

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area


"Don’t forget the OP ladies! "

I think they have.

I'll just go sit in the corner.

On my own.

Posting messages.

To everyone else.

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham

Please count me in for a short while

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Yummycouple.

I was hoping you would say that. I would like to..

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for NotSoPosh.

I bet you are posh.

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

I'm in!

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Kinky Angel

My question goes to kinky angel, and I’d like to know which of her pics is her favourite one….or has she anything new to offer.

From a Colourful Chap.

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in xx

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Please tell piscean dream that oh I confess, I really want to sin....   "

Me too and lots

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'll play for a bit pls

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Piscean_dream

You wouldn't believe the amount of pure filth I've been dreaming about you, especially lately  "

I'm intrigued that I've entered your dreams

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Long-legged Blonde:

How long are those tasty nipples?

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Can you please tell KinkyInkedBi that she is absolutely gorgeous in body and mind, and I'm looking forward to spending time with her again.

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Lady lick

Wow you’re stunning

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Lady lick, come and lick me please, I’ll return the favour of course 

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

Mmmmm yes, hopefully.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

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"Can you please tell KinkyInkedBi that she is absolutely gorgeous in body and mind, and I'm looking forward to spending time with her again."

Thank you whoever you may be, made me smile xx

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for picean dream- I hear you are a stallion, I’d straddle you any day x

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for NotsoPosh.

I bet you are.

Bet I am what? I'm in the bath if that's what you mean.....

Mind the toilet "

It's all the way over there. Is all good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for Kinky Angel

My question goes to kinky angel, and I’d like to know which of her pics is her favourite one….or has she anything new to offer.

From a Colourful Chap."

I don't know who to reply to?

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

One for Lady Lick - That peach is made for spanking! Promise I’ll soothe it after 

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By *entative_steps7781Couple  over a year ago

Home

In

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for - _ong-leggedblonde - her 13th of December pic is absolutely exquisite, always admire it xx

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for NotSoPosh.

I bet you are posh. "

But..... I'm not!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Message for picean dream- I hear you are a stallion, I’d straddle you any day x"

This is giving false hope but I do like to be riden

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Lady Lick ...

Had to fab your new pic utterly gorgeous. And how is the Pooch ?? 

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By *aximus74Woman  over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Can you tell JustAnotherGirl that having seen a little more, I was 'not' disappointed, and can't wait till we meet in person x

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

I'll help you be postie if you want OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for Long-legged Blonde:

How long are those tasty nipples? "

Best one yet...

How long are someone's nipples?

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for kinky-inked-bi - my ultimate woman crush! I could think of some very naughty ways to make her smile 

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Can you please tell Ruby star that... she is bloody gorgeous and we would most certainly save a place for her between us  

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

KinkyInkedBi you are absolutely gorgeous on the inside, sexy as fuck on the outside, and just damn wonderful. Love you woman 

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

In please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for Long-legged Blonde:

How long are those tasty nipples?

Best one yet...

How long are someone's nipples? "

How do you measure this? how many CD’s you can stack?

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By *cplsMan  over a year ago

Nr Waltham

I'm in, for what that's worth.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

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"Message for kinky-inked-bi - my ultimate woman crush! I could think of some very naughty ways to make her smile  "

Oh my

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By *entleman JayMan  over a year ago

Wakefield

I’m in!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

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"KinkyInkedBi you are absolutely gorgeous on the inside, sexy as fuck on the outside, and just damn wonderful. Love you woman "

Thank you lovelies, certainly smiling now

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"Can you please tell Ruby star that... she is bloody gorgeous and we would most certainly save a place for her between us   "

Is that you Posh?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door


"Message for Long-legged Blonde:

How long are those tasty nipples? "

This is funny...

Never measured my nipples so can't say. Tasty they might be

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for No New Winks.

Great arse.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door


"Message for - _ong-leggedblonde - her 13th of December pic is absolutely exquisite, always admire it xx"

Thank you for your amazing compliment.

It would be nice to know who this is so I can personally thank you

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE


"Message for No New Winks.

Great arse."

Thanks.

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Please tell dancer I'd love to be her silver fox. And I'm the exact opposite of a shit kisser. X

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door


"Message for Long-legged Blonde:

How long are those tasty nipples?

Best one yet...

How long are someone's nipples?

How do you measure this? how many CD’s you can stack? "

My nipples don't stick out much so you will be lucky to shack 1 on each

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Late in

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can you please tell Ruby star that... she is bloody gorgeous and we would most certainly save a place for her between us  

Is that you Posh?"

Noooo.... not this time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Message for Long-legged Blonde:

How long are those tasty nipples?

Best one yet...

How long are someone's nipples?

How do you measure this? how many CD’s you can stack?

My nipples don't stick out much so you will be lucky to shack 1 on each "

Your nipples look great, I was just intrigued on the processes involved with nipple measuring

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"Can you please tell Ruby star that... she is bloody gorgeous and we would most certainly save a place for her between us  

Is that you Posh?

Noooo.... not this time "

Ohhhh, whoever it is feel free to say hello

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Lady Lick

Your pics are gorgeous…you are on our hotlist. Unfortunately we are too far for you but we think you are sexy 

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Shall bid adieu then....

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling


"Please tell dancer I'd love to be her silver fox. And I'm the exact opposite of a shit kisser. X"

Oh interesting xx

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Tinder and The Beard

A very attractive, deliciously sexy couple who I would love to get to know better

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Ruby Star...

Thinking of those sexy thighs sandwiching my eyes 

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

message for Lady Lick please

There was a young man from Aberystwyth,

who said to the girl he'd just kissed with,

"That hole in your crotch,

is for fucking and such,

and not just a gadget to piss with."

 

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Message for Long-legged Blonde:

How long are those tasty nipples?

Best one yet...

How long are someone's nipples?

How do you measure this? how many CD’s you can stack? "

BBQ Hula Hoops surely haha

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman  over a year ago

Next Door


"Message for Long-legged Blonde:

How long are those tasty nipples?

Best one yet...

How long are someone's nipples?

How do you measure this? how many CD’s you can stack?

BBQ Hula Hoops surely haha "

Not keen on the bbq ones or salt and vinegar. Ready salted is OK.

Could haribo rings work instead?

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

For _cpls

We still need to do that coffee even if there’s no Porsche!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Message for Long-legged Blonde:

How long are those tasty nipples?

Best one yet...

How long are someone's nipples?

How do you measure this? how many CD’s you can stack?

BBQ Hula Hoops surely haha

Not keen on the bbq ones or salt and vinegar. Ready salted is OK.

Could haribo rings work instead?"

I have a packet of those coincidentally haha

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Dancer

We’ve got the perfect dance moves - we just need you in the middle - naked 

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Can you send this to Ruby Star please

Twinkle twinkle, little star

can I fuck you in my car

up above your boobs so high

always milky never dry

let me press it don't feel shy

pull down your knickers and let me try

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By *cplsMan  over a year ago

Nr Waltham


"For _cpls

We still need to do that coffee even if there’s no Porsche!"

Haha, not difficult to guess who that may be???? I've been waiting for you to let me know when you are free, busy lady like you.

PS got another new gin...Battenburg Gin, yummy.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's new year, so maybe new luck - I'm in. "

I guess not.

I'm out.

Maybe I'll try again next year.

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area

Message for Explore me

I can think of a fair few things to do with her and that rope.

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"It's new year, so maybe new luck - I'm in.

I guess not.

I'm out.

Maybe I'll try again next year. "

Fancy a pint?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's new year, so maybe new luck - I'm in.

I guess not.

I'm out.

Maybe I'll try again next year.

Fancy a pint?"

We could have more luck in the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's new year, so maybe new luck - I'm in.

I guess not.

I'm out.

Maybe I'll try again next year. "

Right there with you mate we’ll just chat over a pint

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

(Hope I’m not too late?)

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's new year, so maybe new luck - I'm in.

I guess not.

I'm out.

Maybe I'll try again next year.

Right there with you mate we’ll just chat over a pint "

That's 3 of us.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's new year, so maybe new luck - I'm in.

I guess not.

I'm out.

Maybe I'll try again next year.

Right there with you mate we’ll just chat over a pint

That's 3 of us. "

I’ve had worse nights

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

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"It's new year, so maybe new luck - I'm in.

I guess not.

I'm out.

Maybe I'll try again next year.

Right there with you mate we’ll just chat over a pint

That's 3 of us.

I’ve had worse nights "

Come ere for a boob snuggle you lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's new year, so maybe new luck - I'm in.

I guess not.

I'm out.

Maybe I'll try again next year.

Right there with you mate we’ll just chat over a pint

That's 3 of us.

I’ve had worse nights

Come ere for a boob snuggle you lot "

Well there’s an offer I can’t refuse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in if I'm not too late

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"It's new year, so maybe new luck - I'm in.

I guess not.

I'm out.

Maybe I'll try again next year.

Right there with you mate we’ll just chat over a pint

That's 3 of us.

I’ve had worse nights

Come ere for a boob snuggle you lot "

Oh - we're taking you with us.

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By *ill74 OP   Man  over a year ago

New forest area


"It's new year, so maybe new luck - I'm in.

I guess not.

I'm out.

Maybe I'll try again next year.

Right there with you mate we’ll just chat over a pint

That's 3 of us.

I’ve had worse nights

Come ere for a boob snuggle you lot

Oh - we're taking you with us. "

Now that was worth waiting for.

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Jonny_jones - A very sexy lady asks if you would like sun lotion rubbing in so you don't burn any areas, especially the delicate areas

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Looks like you not coming to the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jonny_jones - A very sexy lady asks if you would like sun lotion rubbing in so you don't burn any areas, especially the delicate areas

.

Looks like you not coming to the pub. "

Rain check on the pub, this would actually be rather helpful

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Jonny_jones - A very sexy lady asks if you would like sun lotion rubbing in so you don't burn any areas, especially the delicate areas

.

Looks like you not coming to the pub.

Rain check on the pub, this would actually be rather helpful "

I don't blame you - she is rather pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jonny_jones - A very sexy lady asks if you would like sun lotion rubbing in so you don't burn any areas, especially the delicate areas

.

Looks like you not coming to the pub.

Rain check on the pub, this would actually be rather helpful "

Do I need to provide the sun cream or?

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle somewhere


"Jonny_jones - A very sexy lady asks if you would like sun lotion rubbing in so you don't burn any areas, especially the delicate areas

.

Looks like you not coming to the pub.

Rain check on the pub, this would actually be rather helpful

Do I need to provide the sun cream or?"

You supply the sun cream and they can fly you to Tenerife because you won’t need it here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jonny_jones - A very sexy lady asks if you would like sun lotion rubbing in so you don't burn any areas, especially the delicate areas

.

Looks like you not coming to the pub.

Rain check on the pub, this would actually be rather helpful

Do I need to provide the sun cream or?

You supply the sun cream and they can fly you to Tenerife because you won’t need it here "

Seems reasonable

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By *amie7474Man  over a year ago

stockport

I’m in

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest


"Can you please tell Ruby star that... she is bloody gorgeous and we would most certainly save a place for her between us  

Is that you Posh?"

nah I wouldn't say we're posh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dang. I never got a message

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Dang. I never got a message "

Better join us in the pub then.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Tinder and The Beard

A very attractive, deliciously sexy couple who I would love to get to know better"

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Still 3 posts left for the “pub crew” to get something.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Still 3 posts left for the “pub crew” to get something. "

If I don’t find out who’s rubbing lotion in my delicate areas then I’m back in the pub crew

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Still 3 posts left for the “pub crew” to get something.

If I don’t find out who’s rubbing lotion in my delicate areas then I’m back in the pub crew "

Maybe she'll message you herself or join us in the pub.

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