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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just heard a new one which tickled me.

Careful folks it’s windy out there, my friend got hit by a flying power tool. He said everything was fine and then …..

Bosch

Haha.

So come on let’s hear your best dad jokes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I put this one on earlier, but people didn’t get it

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

"Just heard a new one which tickled me.

Careful folks it’s windy out there, my friend got hit by a flying power tool. He said everything was fine and then …..

Bosch

Haha.

So come on let’s hear your best dad jokes. "

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

Man - I've a gambling addiction, can you help me?

Doctor - you bet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I put this one on earlier, but people didn’t get it

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether."

Eye sea watt ewe did their

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I put this one on earlier, but people didn’t get it

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether."

I don’t know weather to laugh or cry

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I put this one on earlier, but people didn’t get it

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just splashed ketchup in my eye...I now have heinzsight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What’s the difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

The people from Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but the people from Abu Dhabi do!

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman over a year ago

Here and There

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just asked my wife if she'd pull my boxers off before sex. I'm still sitting in my underwear but my dogs look happy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

2 Chinese dudes break into a distillery. One says to the other "is this whiskey?"

The other responds, " yeah but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The local ice rink owner let me have a shot in his rink for 5p.

What a cheap skate.

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By *lairekTV/TS over a year ago

Manchester

Overheard at the Olympics.

"Are you a pole vaulter?"

"No, I'm German, but how did you know I was called Walter?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you hear about the army officer that mistook a tanks cannon for a gloryhole?

It was a major cockup.

Yeah poor I know, but just made it up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "hi, the names Bond."

She says "don't tell me, your first name is James?"

"No" he replies, " its Uni, I'm here to fill your cracks in"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a modest insect?

A Humblebee

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By *andsome HandMan over a year ago

roundabout

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?

Well, I can't marmalade my cock up her ass.

Though I guess that's not really a dad joke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Vin Diesel eats two meals a day.

Breakfast and breakfurious.

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