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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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He asked me to somehow give him motivation to start the list of jobs I set out for him today. I thought perfect, I'll stand at the top of the stairs and flash my boobs - that'll make him hurry up so we can have some lunchtime sex.
Turns out it make him gag and nearly throw up.
My boobs aren't that bad, are they? Or maybe it was the angle... He was at the bottom of the stairs and I was at the top...
*before anyone takes it too seriously I also gag when he put his penis in my mouth*.   |
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"He asked me to somehow give him motivation to start the list of jobs I set out for him today. I thought perfect, I'll stand at the top of the stairs and flash my boobs - that'll make him hurry up so we can have some lunchtime sex.
Turns out it make him gag and nearly throw up.
My boobs aren't that bad, are they? Or maybe it was the angle... He was at the bottom of the stairs and I was at the top...
*before anyone takes it too seriously I also gag when he put his penis in my mouth*. "
I'd wager he had stomach issues and unrelated to your flashing. You best flash me just to be sure |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"He's just bullshitting so you'll feel sorry for him and give him booby love. Don't fall for it! No boobs till all the chores are done properly. "
Noted. No boobs until jobs are done to a high standard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He’s doing that old ‘do a job badly enough, and I’ll never get asked again’ thing. Well I’m not falling for it (again), the sex was great but I’m not bringing the carpet washer up next time… |
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over a year ago
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"I just skimmed through the OP and all I seen was boobs, gag, boobs, bottom, gag, penis.
Whatever the post was about it sounds like a lot of fun  "
I'll show you what it was about tonight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just skimmed through the OP and all I seen was boobs, gag, boobs, bottom, gag, penis.
Whatever the post was about it sounds like a lot of fun
I'll show you what it was about tonight "
I’ve just read it properly. Am I going to have to build an IKEA flat pack coffee table to see a boob? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just skimmed through the OP and all I seen was boobs, gag, boobs, bottom, gag, penis.
Whatever the post was about it sounds like a lot of fun
I'll show you what it was about tonight
I’ve just read it properly. Am I going to have to build an IKEA flat pack coffee table to see a boob? "
Jesus no, all ikea flatpack is left to the Norwegian herself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just skimmed through the OP and all I seen was boobs, gag, boobs, bottom, gag, penis.
Whatever the post was about it sounds like a lot of fun
I'll show you what it was about tonight
I’ve just read it properly. Am I going to have to build an IKEA flat pack coffee table to see a boob?
Jesus no, all ikea flatpack is left to the Norwegian herself. "
Thank god for that. I hate flat pack |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just skimmed through the OP and all I seen was boobs, gag, boobs, bottom, gag, penis.
Whatever the post was about it sounds like a lot of fun
I'll show you what it was about tonight
I’ve just read it properly. Am I going to have to build an IKEA flat pack coffee table to see a boob?
Jesus no, all ikea flatpack is left to the Norwegian herself. "
Just tried to translate something to Norwegian on Google to say something funny and found out a boob is called a pupper |
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