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over a year ago
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"Off shopping shortly!
Anyone want anything?
All requests no matter how big or small will be met.
Oh and M's paying but don't tell him  "
I've got a better idea. I'm going too, and I'm going to get Julie to flash me in the supermarket while I take a picture.
M
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"x1 big titted blonde please
x2 if its buy one get one free"
Not sure they sell them at Waitrose 
Can you suggest another shop I could try?
But seeing as I am going to AS for some of the ladies you can have a blow up one |
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"x1 big titted blonde please
x2 if its buy one get one free
Not sure they sell them at Waitrose
Can you suggest another shop I could try?
But seeing as I am going to AS for some of the ladies you can have a blow up one "
story of my life, i end up with a girl full of more hot air than me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A wand from love honey ta
Are they one of those big things with a round bit in the end?
mains powered toy!! "
So when the street lights dim in Devon I know what's happened! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Off shopping shortly!
Anyone want anything?
All requests no matter how big or small will be met.
Oh and M's paying but don't tell him
I've got a better idea. I'm going too, and I'm going to get Julie to flash me in the supermarket while I take a picture.
M
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You wont!! Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like a slut, please. I've heard there'll be a wonderful one in a shop near you very soon.
Failing that I'll settle for some chocolate. Do you deliver or can I have your address so that I can collect? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cake !
Mmmmm chocolate cake oh oh hot chocolate fudge cake with fresh cream mmmm 
well thats one way to give a man a hard on lol"
Really wow obi I need to check that out please , in the name of research of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fags dont forget the fags!!!
breath spray for dave!!
No need I'll be having a kebab for that!!
phwoarrr what a man!! Lol"
That right there is the smell of desire me lady! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A wasp please!
Saw a lovely looking one in a shop window yesterday!!  "
Will that be a live one or a dead one? Believe you can get both from some higher class shops  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd like a slut, please. I've heard there'll be a wonderful one in a shop near you very soon.
Failing that I'll settle for some chocolate. Do you deliver or can I have your address so that I can collect?"
Delivery is no problem |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some travel insurance, a bottle of vodka, a Chinese takeaway and I hot man to spend the evening with x"
Can do all but the last, as you'll have to share with me
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Home now, and sorry we didn't get time to do home deliveries but we got everything we could...so it's a collect your stuff party tonight at ours
Weekend starts now!! Cheers everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Home now, and sorry we didn't get time to do home deliveries but we got everything we could...so it's a collect your stuff party tonight at ours
Weekend starts now!! Cheers everyone "
Cheers ears! |
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"Home now, and sorry we didn't get time to do home deliveries but we got everything we could...so it's a collect your stuff party tonight at ours
Weekend starts now!! Cheers everyone
Cheers ears!"
Oh no...I see you have beer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Home now, and sorry we didn't get time to do home deliveries but we got everything we could...so it's a collect your stuff party tonight at ours
Weekend starts now!! Cheers everyone
Cheers ears!
Oh no...I see you have beer "
And what do you mean by that?  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Home now, and sorry we didn't get time to do home deliveries but we got everything we could...so it's a collect your stuff party tonight at ours
Weekend starts now!! Cheers everyone
Cheers ears!"
Have you seriously gone out in a bright pink shirt in daylight ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some travel insurance, a bottle of vodka, a Chinese takeaway and I hot man to spend the evening with x hello my names wing - Wong Williams ! Lol 
Jesus ! One pint and your anyone's  two pints your everyone's three pints your comatose
You worry about your own show!!
I'm surprised you can afford a beer you
haven't done a stitch of work all week "
Minions my dear man minions!! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Some travel insurance, a bottle of vodka, a Chinese takeaway and I hot man to spend the evening with x hello my names wing - Wong Williams ! Lol
Jesus ! One pint and your anyone's two pints your everyone's three pints your comatose
You worry about your own show!!
I'm surprised you can afford a beer you
haven't done a stitch of work all week
Minions my dear man minions!! "
You sell stationery ! There is a big eraser mounted on the roof of your Ford KA ! You are the minion |
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