FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Things you hate in Fab messages
Things you hate in Fab messages
Jump to: Newest in thread
Standard copy and paste messages.
People that describe themselves as professional..what is that?
Telling us about their jab status.
Hi
How are you?
What are you up to?
You free now?
I am in your area/near by.
Fancy a fuck?
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Those kind of things don’t bother me as much as requests for class A substances, or offers/requests for £ or ‘gifts’.
I’d prefer a one liner vs that any day. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.
Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.
Would you leave your husband for me.
Etc etc
 "
A week?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.
Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.
Would you leave your husband for me.
Etc etc
A week? "
No lie, to wear for a week !!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.
Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.
Would you leave your husband for me.
Etc etc
"
Any reason you picked the last 3 messages I sent you?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.
Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.
Would you leave your husband for me.
Etc etc
Any reason you picked the last 3 messages I sent you? "
Haha made me laugh xxx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.
Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.
Would you leave your husband for me.
Etc etc
A week?
No lie, to wear for a week !!!!"
Blimey, that’s unique.
I’ve got a couple of quid I found down the back of the sofa if she’s up for it though  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.
Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.
Would you leave your husband for me.
Etc etc
Any reason you picked the last 3 messages I sent you?
Haha made me laugh xxx"
I’m here all week x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Would you leave your husband for me
That's just f**king outrageous"
Tell me about it and honeslty this is just scratching the surface, give me one liners any day over this type of message xxx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I had one recently that asked if I ever had my pussy wiped with €100 note 
I just don't like the weird kind of messages in general, like why say that shit in the first message or any message actually! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.
Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.
Would you leave your husband for me.
Etc etc
Any reason you picked the last 3 messages I sent you?
Haha made me laugh xxx
I’m here all week x"
I will choose you a nice pair  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.
Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.
Would you leave your husband for me.
Etc etc
Any reason you picked the last 3 messages I sent you?
Haha made me laugh xxx
I’m here all week x
I will choose you a nice pair "
Can you make it 9 days use now the please |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Can I pay to have a night with your wife.
Can I buy your underwear but please wear it for a week.
Would you leave your husband for me.
Etc etc
Any reason you picked the last 3 messages I sent you?
Haha made me laugh xxx
I’m here all week x
I will choose you a nice pair
Can you make it 9 days use now the please "
Haha of course xxx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
People asking for pics and blocking or just not sending any back at all.
Also people that don't know how a conversation works so it just dies. So yeah pretty much 1 or 2 worded messages. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Amazing how the predictable obnoxious messages listed here are ones i steer well clear of. I keep it polite and respectful, try to appear interesting, yet, mostly get deleted and blocked... "
Same here |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Having to reply to questions that are already explained in the profile and people always assuming it's the female online or even asking who they are talking to. Why should this make any difference when your sending a message to a couples profile.!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Having to explain to men why I don't do bareback gets annoying. And bloke's asking "what are you into?". In one of my pics a bloke's sucking me off the other pic im with a woman. Take a guess you fuckin clown.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Hun and babe, but even worse, young lady, I can’t stand that.
Marry me in a first message
Crude/rude message about what they are going to do to me (I clearly get no say  )
When they send the same message over and over again
When you haven’t replied and they send “hello” or just ? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"‘Can I ask you a question?’
You just did
Should reply with "you used it already, unlucky and goodbye"  "
Ooh good idea! I usually just reply with 'you just did'
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"‘Can I ask you a question?’
You just did
Should reply with "you used it already, unlucky and goodbye"
Ooh good idea! I usually just reply with 'you just did'
Got to mix it up a little "
You're not just a pretty face |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
"99% of messages focus solely on looks. It would be so refreshing to get a message that focuses solely on my profile. Or me as a person."
This, especially at the moment, I am aware I'm a big girl, but just I've had weightloss surgery, I'm not happy with how I look, I'm actively changing it... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"99% of messages focus solely on looks. It would be so refreshing to get a message that focuses solely on my profile. Or me as a person.
This, especially at the moment, I am aware I'm a big girl, but just I've had weightloss surgery, I'm not happy with how I look, I'm actively changing it..."
All the best with it  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Those kind of things don’t bother me as much as requests for class A substances, or offers/requests for £ or ‘gifts’.
I’d prefer a one liner vs that any day."
Damn, I've never had either of those things! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Facepic and phonenumber now and we may put you on our to do list.
You won't get anywhere on here being straight. If you are prepared to play bi or guarantee a sexy lady we'll consider you.
From two extremely well verified couples last year as their introductory messages. They contacted me, not the other way around. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
When you reject them, for whatever reason, and they can't take it without trying to hurt you back. Like "I can't force you to have good taste" or "you're too big for me" (but I wasn't when you sent the first message, I guess?). |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"‘Can I ask you a question?’
You just did
Should reply with "you used it already, unlucky and goodbye"
Ooh good idea! I usually just reply with 'you just did'
Got to mix it up a little
You're not just a pretty face "
Thank you |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
People that message from 200 miles away saying they like our profile and can we accept their friends invite when they have no photos in friends (erm kind of one way viewing here lol) when we say no they say well can we send our face pics to them when they haven’t even sent theirs |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
Burnleyish (She/They) |
"When you reject them, for whatever reason, and they can't take it without trying to hurt you back. Like "I can't force you to have good taste" or "you're too big for me" (but I wasn't when you sent the first message, I guess?). "
Yesterday i got
"You're too fat for me anyway, I meant to message the person next to you" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I am now at the point where a message sent from a faceless person (ie someone without a photo) actively winds me up.
And the friend requests with zero photos and no message "
Oh, I pay no attention to those. But yeah! x |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Those kind of things don’t bother me as much as requests for class A substances, or offers/requests for £ or ‘gifts’.
I’d prefer a one liner vs that any day.
Damn, I've never had either of those things! "
Clearly not giving off the drug dealer/sugar mummy vibes |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
A 19 mile long message that consists of erotica.
I mean, I like erotica (a lot. A very lot in fact) but as an unsolicited first message I'm not a fan.
Be very different if I'd asked for it, but that's something I've never requested in a profile.
Posh |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Definitely copy and paste especially when they've messaged the exact same thing before.
Just a dick pic
Ones that just say hi
Really vulger opening messages. I know what I'm here for but I also like to be treated like a human being too |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Facepic and phonenumber now and we may put you on our to do list.
You won't get anywhere on here being straight. If you are prepared to play bi or guarantee a sexy lady we'll consider you.
From two extremely well verified couples last year as their introductory messages. They contacted me, not the other way around. "
Please tell me you weren't mature and sensible in your reply..
..and you told them to go f**k themselves with a spiked bat! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Oh and replies to forum posts via message...
Ones like:
Subject: mentioned fetish
Body: I like mentioned fetish too...
Great, good for you, post on the forum, join in that conversation "
Yes! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Facepic and phonenumber now and we may put you on our to do list.
You won't get anywhere on here being straight. If you are prepared to play bi or guarantee a sexy lady we'll consider you.
From two extremely well verified couples last year as their introductory messages. They contacted me, not the other way around.
Please tell me you weren't mature and sensible in your reply..
..and you told them to go f**k themselves with a spiked bat! "
The first one I ignored and blocked. The second one I asked if that approach worked often and the reply was yes every time. They had 100+ veries.
I told them I wasn't sorry for breaking their spotless record. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Facepic and phonenumber now and we may put you on our to do list.
You won't get anywhere on here being straight. If you are prepared to play bi or guarantee a sexy lady we'll consider you.
From two extremely well verified couples last year as their introductory messages. They contacted me, not the other way around.
Please tell me you weren't mature and sensible in your reply..
..and you told them to go f**k themselves with a spiked bat!
The first one I ignored and blocked. The second one I asked if that approach worked often and the reply was yes every time. They had 100+ veries.
I told them I wasn't sorry for breaking their spotless record. "
sensible..but suitably bitchy at the same time |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Ever since I blocked all single men I don’t get messages, although I have to admit an annoyance in discovering I have a message, only to find out it’s from site admin letting me know my site supporter subscription is up  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"The ones that tell me how beautiful I am.
Without a face pic visible on my profile
Absolutely this one. It’s always made me wonder! "
You do look amazing in latex though! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Can I fuck your wife
Are all three holes on the menu
Can I fist her
I'm in your area I'm hard now
I was d*unk that night if for only one night forgiven"
Gracias. I am forever in your debt!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Any message containing mmmmm (cringe).
Any message which tells me they are open minded and/or experimenting (like I need to he here to broaden your narrow little mind ffs). |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I had one recently that asked if I ever had my pussy wiped with €100 note
I just don't like the weird kind of messages in general, like why say that shit in the first message or any message actually!"
You should have said you don’t go lower than gold bullion bars….you don’t do cheapskates. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *4G-GBBukCouple
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"wow your (sic) so sexy" then the following being "oh sexy couple" by a straight guy who has clearly not bothered to read the profile, and is shocked when a bloke actually replies
"I'm a plumber, if you let me ride your missus bareback, I'll maintain your boiler for a year"
"Fancy joining me for some cheeky lines and a drink"
"Can you meet in an hour"
"Hi X"
Selection of some recent messages, but we don't do drugs, we both work more than is healthy, E isn't a prostitute for a boiler of all things and we clearly say we won't meet with little notice. Don't be that guy |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
Ginge xx
