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Was told by a friend that he used vicks.deep heat and toothpaste as lube for a wank… sounds weird.. has any other males or females used somthing unusual for lubrication? |
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"Was told by a friend that he used vicks.deep heat and toothpaste as lube for a wank… sounds weird.. has any other males or females used somthing unusual for lubrication? "
Used Vicks in my earlier years and won't do it again!!!
Recommend a toothpaste blowie to ANYONE! Feels amazing! |
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I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.
In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing |
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I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.
In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing "
That could make a decent margarine ad? |
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I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.
In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing
That could make a decent margarine ad?"
indeed "forgot to top up the lube stash, use utterly butterly" |
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I nipped for a wank at work and with all this covid there's loads of alcohol gel kicking about, so I grabbed a handful..... and spent the next hour wishing I hadnt!!!!! |
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I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.
In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing "
I hope you said "I can't believe it's not KY Jelly" |
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I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.
In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing
I hope you said "I can't believe it's not KY Jelly""
I was 19, unfortunately I hadn't the presence of mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.
In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing
I hope you said "I can't believe it's not KY Jelly"
I was 19, unfortunately I hadn't the presence of mind "
I hope you saved it to butter your toast in the morning. |
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I once had a woman slather my member in I can't believe it's not butter. She had no lube and wanted to try anal.
In my defence I was young and she was 12 years my senior. I figured she knew what she was doing
I hope you said "I can't believe it's not KY Jelly"
I was 19, unfortunately I hadn't the presence of mind
I hope you saved it to butter your toast in the morning. "
Definitely, waste not want not  |
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"In my 20s, very d*unk, met a bloke in a bar in Spain and went back to his place. He didn't have any lube, so we ended up using olive oil "
Since it was my first time we used Extra Virgin. |
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why would anyone use deep heat hand sanitiser or swarfega ouch i would rather go at it without haha