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"I will crowdfund you 
Such a useful way of sponging ..... I'll have a washing machine and tumble drier please.
What sob story are you using ? "
I meant i will crowdfund your legal costs  |
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"In a gesture towards lowering your greenhouse gas emissions, I think you should replace it with a mangle. "
Why bother with a mangle when you can beat stuff against rocks.....
( btw mangles dry, they don't wash ) |
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"I will crowdfund you
Such a useful way of sponging ..... I'll have a washing machine and tumble drier please.
What sob story are you using ?
I meant i will crowdfund your legal costs "
I won't need legal costs. I have a posh sounding last name and will have all old women on the jury. |
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Bet it still works better than a mangle and at least you have water, some people have to walk miles for drinking water uphill both ways and wash their socks in their own piss whilst trying not to let their salt tears drip into their mouths unless it makes them thirstier….
(* in case it’s not obvious, this post was brought to you by that one poster who always manages to take offence at something and isn’t afraid to run their mouth off) |
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"Bet it still works better than a mangle and at least you have water, some people have to walk miles for drinking water uphill both ways and wash their socks in their own piss whilst trying not to let their salt tears drip into their mouths unless it makes them thirstier….
(* in case it’s not obvious, this post was brought to you by that one poster who always manages to take offence at something and isn’t afraid to run their mouth off)"
I was hoping for a vid along the lines of Poor Granny has to Carry all her laundry to the washerette, passing jeering youths who grab at her bloomers.... |
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"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river."
Mine has been playing up since last week (not Ariston but LG). Do you think we can get a 2-for-1 on river disposal and go halves on the crowdfunding |
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"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river.
Mine has been playing up since last week (not Ariston but LG). Do you think we can get a 2-for-1 on river disposal and go halves on the crowdfunding "
What's in it for me ?
Mine's a Siemens if we are comparing. Never broken down in it's life .... but then .....
Why should I let a lie come in the way of me getting money ? |
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"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river.
Mine has been playing up since last week (not Ariston but LG). Do you think we can get a 2-for-1 on river disposal and go halves on the crowdfunding
What's in it for me ?
Mine's a Siemens if we are comparing. Never broken down in it's life .... but then .....
Why should I let a lie come in the way of me getting money ?"
That warm fuzzy feeling of helping someone in need of course  |
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I'm just impressed you've got an Ariston - I haven't heard of them since the Ariston, and on, and on, and on adverts from the late 80's. Turns out it wasn't just a sales gimmick!!!! |
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"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river.
Mine has been playing up since last week (not Ariston but LG). Do you think we can get a 2-for-1 on river disposal and go halves on the crowdfunding
What's in it for me ?
Mine's a Siemens if we are comparing. Never broken down in it's life .... but then .....
Why should I let a lie come in the way of me getting money ?"
Don't like Siemens - stains |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will crowdfund you
Such a useful way of sponging ..... I'll have a washing machine and tumble drier please.
What sob story are you using ?
I meant i will crowdfund your legal costs
I won't need legal costs. I have a posh sounding last name and will have all old women on the jury."
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"In a gesture towards lowering your greenhouse gas emissions, I think you should replace it with a mangle.
Why bother with a mangle when you can beat stuff against rocks.....
( btw mangles dry, they don't wash ) "
I bow to your greater knowledge on the subject, I’m not old enough to remember these things |
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Usually, when white goods play up here, I give it a wee kick, but washing machines tend to respond better by putting a brick in the drum.
You can thank me later |
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"I'm just impressed you've got an Ariston - I haven't heard of them since the Ariston, and on, and on, and on adverts from the late 80's. Turns out it wasn't just a sales gimmick!!!!"
I lied. The name just suited my purpose |
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"If my washing machine keeps playing up , It's going in the river.
Mine has been playing up since last week (not Ariston but LG). Do you think we can get a 2-for-1 on river disposal and go halves on the crowdfunding
What's in it for me ?
Mine's a Siemens if we are comparing. Never broken down in it's life .... but then .....
Why should I let a lie come in the way of me getting money ?
That warm fuzzy feeling of helping someone in need of course "
Oh yeah, emotions |
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"In a gesture towards lowering your greenhouse gas emissions, I think you should replace it with a mangle.
Why bother with a mangle when you can beat stuff against rocks.....
( btw mangles dry, they don't wash )
I bow to your greater knowledge on the subject, I’m not old enough to remember these things "
You look it though and appearances count xx |
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"I'm just impressed you've got an Ariston - I haven't heard of them since the Ariston, and on, and on, and on adverts from the late 80's. Turns out it wasn't just a sales gimmick!!!!
I lied. The name just suited my purpose"
Haha, like your style - at least it made me reminisce a bit! |
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