Imagine being the poor woman checking in to read the forum and seeing your post!!
I always feel bad for whoever's bum it shows, slightly out of focus, waddling off into the distance when they talk about obesity rates on the news... Imagine seeing your own arse on telly!!!  |
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over a year ago
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Loads of people on here brag about leaving hotel rooms in a filthy mess, squirt soaking the mattress.
Clubs are often left in a disgusting mess of wet patches and filled condoms on the floor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not sure what stains were probably just drinks and food
But did you Terry? That's what we all want to know.... you sly ol' dog you "
Added another stain  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"not sure what stains were probably just drinks and food
But did you Terry? That's what we all want to know.... you sly ol' dog you
Added another stain "
Bang on there Adler... you gotta wonder what the next man is going to do... at what point does she break them? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has everyone gone full on fucking Kim & Aggie with the "filthy house" posts.
Waiting on some nutter asking if he can wank over my skirting boards. (You could eat your dinner off them of course  ). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has everyone gone full on fucking Kim & Aggie with the "filthy house" posts.
Waiting on some nutter asking if he can wank over my skirting boards. (You could eat your dinner off them of course )."
Ya hobo your skirting boards are off the scale |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has everyone gone full on fucking Kim & Aggie with the "filthy house" posts.
Waiting on some nutter asking if he can wank over my skirting boards. (You could eat your dinner off them of course )."
Please can you send a photo of your skirting boards?
Asking for a friend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How bad was the state?
A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?
Im wondering this whilst having a critical glance about my own house. "
I'm wondering if he met me. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How bad was the state?
A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?
Im wondering this whilst having a critical glance about my own house.
I'm wondering if he met me.
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Have a check if there's a fresh stain on your bedding... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How bad was the state?
A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?
Im wondering this whilst having a critical glance about my own house.
I'm wondering if he met me.
Have a check if there's a fresh stain on your bedding... "
How will I know which one is fresh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How bad was the state?
A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?
Im wondering this whilst having a critical glance about my own house.
I'm wondering if he met me.
Have a check if there's a fresh stain on your bedding... "
Dark bedding is a must. Nobody can ever see the stains then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How bad was the state?
A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?
Im wondering this whilst having a critical glance about my own house.
I'm wondering if he met me.
Have a check if there's a fresh stain on your bedding...
How will I know which one is fresh? "
I think it's best to sniff  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How bad was the state?
A bit messy, or like a hoarder situation?
Im wondering this whilst having a critical glance about my own house.
I'm wondering if he met me.
Have a check if there's a fresh stain on your bedding...
Dark bedding is a must. Nobody can ever see the stains then"
I carry a UV light in my purse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"hoarder and never cleaning
This makes me feel a bit sad then and that she probably needs a bit of help with things. "
I know. Joking aside the poor lassie probably has issues. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Loads of people on here brag about leaving hotel rooms in a filthy mess, squirt soaking the mattress.
Clubs are often left in a disgusting mess of wet patches and filled condoms on the floor. "
Disgusting fuckers. They forget that there’s human beings having to deal with all that at the end. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi tail out of there. If she is reading this then maybe she needs to realise she’s a dirty bitch lol. Imagine her personal hygiene on 2nd thoughts don’t urgh. "
So if someones got a untidy house they must have bad personal hygeine?????? Or perhaps just a mega busy lifestyle but prefer to take great pleasure in looking their best????? |
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By *aseMan
over a year ago
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"Loads of people on here brag about leaving hotel rooms in a filthy mess, squirt soaking the mattress.
Clubs are often left in a disgusting mess of wet patches and filled condoms on the floor.
Disgusting fuckers. They forget that there’s human beings having to deal with all that at the end."
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
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"Hi tail out of there. If she is reading this then maybe she needs to realise she’s a dirty bitch lol. Imagine her personal hygiene on 2nd thoughts don’t urgh.
So if someones got a untidy house they must have bad personal hygeine?????? Or perhaps just a mega busy lifestyle but prefer to take great pleasure in looking their best????? "
There is a difference between untidy and dirty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My place is immaculate, but I fucking hate women being referred to as a dirty bitch.
Maybe she’d have cleaned if Brad Pitt was on his merry way?"
You haven't watched Mr & Mrs Smith |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My place is immaculate, but I fucking hate women being referred to as a dirty bitch.
Maybe she’d have cleaned if Brad Pitt was on his merry way?
You haven't watched Mr & Mrs Smith "
I haven’t, no  |
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I've had a meet before the house was a complete tip..but they were themselves well presented and clean.. which to me is all that counts..I actually visited them a couple of times..the house didn't get any tidier but it didn't really seem to get any messier.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi tail out of there. If she is reading this then maybe she needs to realise she’s a dirty bitch lol. Imagine her personal hygiene on 2nd thoughts don’t urgh.
So if someones got a untidy house they must have bad personal hygeine?????? Or perhaps just a mega busy lifestyle but prefer to take great pleasure in looking their best?????
There is a difference between untidy and dirty"
Well in that case we're fucked, i'm no Mrs Hinch, theres cat hair all over, a big pile of washing and i've not hoovered for a few days but I can assure you that doesn't mean I have bad personal hygeine, infact quite the opposite |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had been dating a woman. Got to the point of going back to her place. We were both super horny and a little tipsy.
Had sex on the living room floor pretty much immediately after walking in the house.
After moved upstairs and found her bed/bathroom were a mess. Cat litter in the corner with a months shit in it. Stains on towels and the bed.
Was utterly shocked.
Anyway the relationship only lasted 15 years.
In the end I couldn’t put up with the mess so chucked the cat out.
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"I had been dating a woman. Got to the point of going back to her place. We were both super horny and a little tipsy.
Had sex on the living room floor pretty much immediately after walking in the house.
After moved upstairs and found her bed/bathroom were a mess. Cat litter in the corner with a months shit in it. Stains on towels and the bed.
Was utterly shocked.
Anyway the relationship only lasted 15 years.
In the end I couldn’t put up with the mess so chucked the cat out.
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Poor pusy! X |
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I really dont get why people being so fussed? I met a guy In a tesco coffee shop clean smelt nice presentable had our coffee got pizza to cook back at his place which was not clean and very messy to say the least! But he cooked the pizza we ate it then went to his bedroom tbf think he had put new bedding on! And had a good time loo was minging! But wasent gonna catch anything god sake! Went back to his a fair few times nice bloke! Each to their own x |
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"I had been dating a woman. Got to the point of going back to her place. We were both super horny and a little tipsy.
Had sex on the living room floor pretty much immediately after walking in the house.
After moved upstairs and found her bed/bathroom were a mess. Cat litter in the corner with a months shit in it. Stains on towels and the bed.
Was utterly shocked.
Anyway the relationship only lasted 15 years.
In the end I couldn’t put up with the mess so chucked the cat out.
??"
You got rid of her cat??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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There once was a Fabber called Terry,
Who went to a meet acting merry,
But he had to confess,
That the place was a mess,
And he won’t make public her Veri! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There once was a Fabber called Terry,
Who went to a meet acting merry,
But he had to confess,
That the place was a mess,
And he won’t make public her Veri!"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had been dating a woman. Got to the point of going back to her place. We were both super horny and a little tipsy.
Had sex on the living room floor pretty much immediately after walking in the house.
After moved upstairs and found her bed/bathroom were a mess. Cat litter in the corner with a months shit in it. Stains on towels and the bed.
Was utterly shocked.
Anyway the relationship only lasted 15 years.
In the end I couldn’t put up with the mess so chucked the cat out.
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