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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Until I can have alcohol again.
What shall I have?Sex on the beach followed by a long screw against the wall. Or......A beer. 
I'll skip the beer."
I love beer....cant beat a cold one after a cocophony of naughtiness. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I dont drink much but when i do of late my drink of choice is gin, lime and topped up with lemonade very thirst quenching"
You keep saying you don't drink much  Perhaps I should try gin without all the other cocktail stuff. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Until I can have alcohol again.
What shall I have?Sex on the beach followed by a long screw against the wall. Or......A beer.
I'll skip the beer.I love beer....cant beat a cold one after a cocophony of naughtiness. "
Oktoberfest this weekend? Have an Erdbier for me. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Until I can have alcohol again.
What shall I have?Sex on the beach followed by a long screw against the wall. Or......A beer.
I'll skip the beer.I love beer....cant beat a cold one after a cocophony of naughtiness.
Oktoberfest this weekend? Have an Erdbier for me."
Will do.....i may have two... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A huge margarita.
That's a good idea. There is a great pub in Hampstead where I had the best margerita ever."
The best margaritas I had were in New York. They were ennnnormous! The glasses took two hands to lift. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"A huge margarita.
That's a good idea. There is a great pub in Hampstead where I had the best margerita ever.
The best margaritas I had were in New York. They were ennnnormous! The glasses took two hands to lift."
I'd better renew my passport. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"You can't beat a good pint of lager or a yard if available
I'm only 5' - I'm not sure I could fit a yard of anything into me."
Course you could. You just need to know how to handle the ball at the bottom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Until I can have alcohol again.
What shall I have?"
Why so long??
And vodka should be your drink, always vodka, never anything else but vodka. If thats not to your taste, might i suggest you have vodka instead . . . . Mmmmmmmm vodka, i love vodka mmmmmmmmmmmmm 
Ps you'll be whinging your tits off if you choose diamonds drink  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Until I can have alcohol again.
What shall I have?
Why so long??
And vodka should be your drink, always vodka, never anything else but vodka. If thats not to your taste, might i suggest you have vodka instead . . . . Mmmmmmmm vodka, i love vodka mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ps you'll be whinging your tits off if you choose diamonds drink "
Vodka is a little... erm... dangerous for me. I lose all inhibitions and do some rather foolish things when I've had vodka. But I do love a Cosmopolitan.
I've been alcohol free for just over 3 months. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You can't beat a good pint of lager or a yard if available
I'm only 5' - I'm not sure I could fit a yard of anything into me.
Course you could. You just need to know how to handle the ball at the bottom"
Bottoms have balls? What have you been drinking? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vodka is a little... erm... dangerous for me. I lose all inhibitions and do some rather foolish things when I've had vodka. But I do love a Cosmopolitan.
I've been alcohol free for just over 3 months."
All the more reason for drinking vodka
Have you set yourself a challenge to not drink for so long? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"You can't beat a good pint of lager or a yard if available
I'm only 5' - I'm not sure I could fit a yard of anything into me.
Course you could. You just need to know how to handle the ball at the bottom
Bottoms have balls? What have you been drinking?"
More of a bowl than a ball really. I haven't had a drink for a week. I noticed the seed of a belly starting to develop  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can't beat a good pint of lager or a yard if available
I'm only 5' - I'm not sure I could fit a yard of anything into me.
Course you could. You just need to know how to handle the ball at the bottom"
Just give it a gentle twist! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"You can't beat a good pint of lager or a yard if available
I'm only 5' - I'm not sure I could fit a yard of anything into me.
Course you could. You just need to know how to handle the ball at the bottom
Just give it a gentle twist! "
Correct David  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can't beat a good pint of lager or a yard if available
I'm only 5' - I'm not sure I could fit a yard of anything into me.
Course you could. You just need to know how to handle the ball at the bottom
Just give it a gentle twist!
Correct David "
Try doing it with strongbow very tricky  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"You can't beat a good pint of lager or a yard if available
I'm only 5' - I'm not sure I could fit a yard of anything into me.
Course you could. You just need to know how to handle the ball at the bottom
Just give it a gentle twist!
Correct David
Try doing it with strongbow very tricky "
Wouldn't even attempt it. Hard enough with lager as its so gassy. I love Cider but it makes me fall over lol. Ripped my bag last time |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You can't beat a good pint of lager or a yard if available
I'm only 5' - I'm not sure I could fit a yard of anything into me.
Course you could. You just need to know how to handle the ball at the bottom
Just give it a gentle twist!
Correct David
Try doing it with strongbow very tricky
Wouldn't even attempt it. Hard enough with lager as its so gassy. I love Cider but it makes me fall over lol. Ripped my bag last time "
I hope that last line is a strongbow arrow joke and not referring to any other sort of bag  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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Vodka is a little... erm... dangerous for me. I lose all inhibitions and do some rather foolish things when I've had vodka. But I do love a Cosmopolitan.
I've been alcohol free for just over 3 months.
All the more reason for drinking vodka
Have you set yourself a challenge to not drink for so long?"
No. I've been a little poorly this year. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"You can't beat a good pint of lager or a yard if available
I'm only 5' - I'm not sure I could fit a yard of anything into me.
Course you could. You just need to know how to handle the ball at the bottom
Just give it a gentle twist!
Correct David
Try doing it with strongbow very tricky
Wouldn't even attempt it. Hard enough with lager as its so gassy. I love Cider but it makes me fall over lol. Ripped my bag last time
I hope that last line is a strongbow arrow joke and not referring to any other sort of bag "
My head bag |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can't beat a good pint of lager or a yard if available
I'm only 5' - I'm not sure I could fit a yard of anything into me.
Course you could. You just need to know how to handle the ball at the bottom
Just give it a gentle twist!
Correct David
Try doing it with strongbow very tricky
Wouldn't even attempt it. Hard enough with lager as its so gassy. I love Cider but it makes me fall over lol. Ripped my bag last time "
Doing yards was a common thing at bar nights when I was at university.
The guy who did the yard of chilli is the one that I remember most!
Ah, happy days  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"You can't beat a good pint of lager or a yard if available
I'm only 5' - I'm not sure I could fit a yard of anything into me.
Course you could. You just need to know how to handle the ball at the bottom
Just give it a gentle twist!
Correct David
Try doing it with strongbow very tricky
Wouldn't even attempt it. Hard enough with lager as its so gassy. I love Cider but it makes me fall over lol. Ripped my bag last time
Doing yards was a common thing at bar nights when I was at university.
The guy who did the yard of chilli is the one that I remember most!
Ah, happy days "
A yard of CHILLI? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You can't beat a good pint of lager or a yard if available
I'm only 5' - I'm not sure I could fit a yard of anything into me.
Course you could. You just need to know how to handle the ball at the bottom
Just give it a gentle twist!
Correct David
Try doing it with strongbow very tricky
Wouldn't even attempt it. Hard enough with lager as its so gassy. I love Cider but it makes me fall over lol. Ripped my bag last time
Doing yards was a common thing at bar nights when I was at university.
The guy who did the yard of chilli is the one that I remember most!
Ah, happy days
A yard of CHILLI?"
Yes, chilli con carne. Sans rice, obviously!
It was hysterical. The funniest part was that when he got down to the bulb, the chilli was reluctant to come out, so a couple of pints of beer were added in order to wash it out!
Fucking awesome barnight, that one!! |
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