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over a year ago
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"It was only a dead cat 
You've still got that dead cat hanging around???
It's in the shed now 
You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat? "
I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was only a dead cat
You've still got that dead cat hanging around???
It's in the shed now
You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat?
I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer."
But you can't keep offering it to your guests as a foot warmer!! |
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Yeah, and made my excuses and left.
There's a couple round here who on arrival, the lady asks if she can use the toilet. If the toilet isn't clean then they make a Sharp exit. After hearing about them, I always make sure that the place is immaculate before arrangements are in place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was only a dead cat
You've still got that dead cat hanging around???
It's in the shed now
You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat?
I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer."
Come on, electrostatic dusters are only 5.49 online |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was only a dead cat
You've still got that dead cat hanging around???
It's in the shed now
You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat?
I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer.
But you can't keep offering it to your guests as a foot warmer!! "
Well I did 'stress' to bring their own hot water bottle.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was only a dead cat
You've still got that dead cat hanging around???
It's in the shed now
You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat?
I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer.
Come on, electrostatic dusters are only 5.49 online"
Exactly. That's a ridiculous amount of money for a Scotsman to be throwing around. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was only a dead cat
You've still got that dead cat hanging around???
It's in the shed now
You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat?
I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer.
But you can't keep offering it to your guests as a foot warmer!!
Well I did 'stress' to bring their own hot water bottle.... "
You people need Jesus, FFS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It was only a dead cat
You've still got that dead cat hanging around???
It's in the shed now
You know that you can't use a dead cat as a doormat?
I've stuffed it anyway, it's next to the killer.
But you can't keep offering it to your guests as a foot warmer!!
Well I did 'stress' to bring their own hot water bottle....
You people need Jesus, FFS "
Do you need the cat? Stroking relieves stress  |
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"Have you been on a meet and found the house to be disgusting and dirty and smelly oh my God !! We ran from that place "
YES she had cats and it just smelt of cat shit got out ASAP did not even have a cup of tea.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you been on a meet and found the house to be disgusting and dirty and smelly oh my God !! We ran from that place
YES she had cats and it just smelt of cat shit got out ASAP did not even have a cup of tea.. "
Ping me her postcode  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wonder what four in a bed meets fab looks like! Four swinging couples check out each others bedrooms and anal cavities and then come* together to discuss the findings...
Ethel cracked a tooth on Albert's knobcheese. That scored them down
Would you swing with them again?
Fuck no! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.
For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you been on a meet and found the house to be disgusting and dirty and smelly oh my God !! We ran from that place "
Yes. I now try and look at the environment of people's pictures |
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"Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.
For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet. "
I Hoover daily as have dogs! But certainly not immaculate! Used to b a clean freak! But grew out of it lifes to short! Much better things to b doing with time! My eldest daughter and granddaughters are like it with their homes now! Mrs hinch this and mrs hinch that! No doubt they will grow out of it to hopefully!  X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I went the week before Xmas it was an older women she sounded so good so I was excited to meet, I got there and the area looked a bit crappy but I was will to see past that then I knocked on the door she opened it and looked nice then she opened the door more do I could walk past her and the state of the house was horrid bags everywhere cats running about,
I said I'm sorry you seem lovely but I just can't do this and left |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've never been to someones house that was as bad as some of you have said, luckily. I have been to some that probably arent as clean as mine but as long as they are clean and the bed sheets are clean then who am I to judge?
Did have a guy come to mine who was highly allergic to cats!! He needed his inhaler |
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"Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.
For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet.
I Hoover daily as have dogs! But certainly not immaculate! Used to b a clean freak! But grew out of it lifes to short! Much better things to b doing with time! My eldest daughter and granddaughters are like it with their homes now! Mrs hinch this and mrs hinch that! No doubt they will grow out of it to hopefully! X"
Bloody mrs hinch shes a melt.
I find cleaning a wind down, its a way i relax after a busy day... hoover lines are very much needed  |
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"Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.
For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet.
I Hoover daily as have dogs! But certainly not immaculate! Used to b a clean freak! But grew out of it lifes to short! Much better things to b doing with time! My eldest daughter and granddaughters are like it with their homes now! Mrs hinch this and mrs hinch that! No doubt they will grow out of it to hopefully! X
Bloody mrs hinch shes a melt.
I find cleaning a wind down, its a way i relax after a busy day... hoover lines are very much needed "
Used to b same loved cleaning wasent a chore! Now I hate it! Have had men offer to come clean for free for favours! ha ha but no I keep with my minimum cleaning I'm happy! Dogs happy girls happy! So alls good garden on other hand spend hours out there making it look good that is a pleasure to work in x |
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"Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.
For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet. "
! U crack me up! Are you a dyson kinda guy? |
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By *aseMan
over a year ago
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"Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.
For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet.
! U crack me up! Are you a dyson kinda guy? "
Mike Dyson ?? |
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Yep ! House was filthy and she had a yellow labrador and the dog hairs were everywhere including in the cup of tea she made me! The lounge carpet had a hole in it and was covered in crisps!
Made my excuses and ran !! |
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"Its my phobia, im hoover daily and like my home immaculate kinda guy. i know i cant expect others to be OCD and even shoes left out by the front door gives me the shivers.
For that reason i always insist on a hotel meet.
! U crack me up! Are you a dyson kinda guy? "
No they dont suck hard enough
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
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Off at a bit of a tangent, this!
Just before I read this, I was thinking about someone. Well, to be honest I think of them quite a lot  .
I probably had the chance to get together with that person a few years back, but her house was incredibly messy. I remember thinking “I just couldn’t be here” - and I’m hardly the tidiest person on the planet”!
It still haunts me a bit, because I really like her  . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went for a meet when working in Manchester and when walked in thought was a cross between a crack den and a horders house, I made my excuses and left even though the young lady in question was sexy as anything I just couldn't stay in the place. |
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Really surprised at some of comments here! I get what peeps are saying but I take people for who they are not how they choose to live! For instance in the past I had a f buddy who is a army man and it showed in his house was totally immaculate! Couldnt fault it! Had another who was total opposite! He goes to alot of boot sales and hoards stuff to sell on could hardly find a space to sit! And it really was not at all clean in batroom/kitchen they both lovely fellas! But honestly felt more relaxed in the second ones home x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yup… smelled like piss and biscuits, sink full of dirty dishes, walls covered in food, toilet with a floater in…
Did you stay?"
No, made my excuses… shame really she was a nice person. I see her often and all I can picture is the floater in the loo. Put me right off her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Many people have filthy cars. Rubbish on the seats and floor.  "
I used to be guilty of this, my old car was a mobile. My new car is immaculate and won't even put my bag on the seat |
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"Many people have filthy cars. Rubbish on the seats and floor.
I used to be guilty of this, my old car was a mobile. My new car is immaculate and won't even put my bag on the seat "
Oh crikey woman!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Many people have filthy cars. Rubbish on the seats and floor.
I used to be guilty of this, my old car was a mobile. My new car is immaculate and won't even put my bag on the seat
Oh crikey woman!
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But I know what you are like for dropping chips all over the place and keep your greasy mitts off me car stereo |
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"Have you been on a meet and found the house to be disgusting and dirty and smelly oh my God !! We ran from that place "
Yep, and likewise we made our excuses and left within minutes of being there. It’s beyond us how anyone can live like that…. |
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"Dead mother in the cellar in a rocking chair. It happens. 
Is that you Norman "
That put a smile on my face today, I'm not Norman Bates by any stretch of the imagination, but I am also my mum's carer who has vascular dementia and athrites in both knees leaving her virtually wheelchair bound. That's why my wings are clipped for a bit. Many times I've said, "Tap the floor with a stick, and shout Norman!!!" It's a toss up between up to £1,500 to a granny farmer to get her old lobby a washed down, as well seeing she is fed, hydrated, medicated, never left unattended, and have adapted vehicles parked outside, etc etc etc. or organise the job myself sacrificing play days. With nurses calling every week, If I wasn't maintaining the highest level of standards of hygiene and cleanliness, they would soon slap a POVA order on us, despite me having POA over health and welfare. Obviously I don't play here, but I keep up that level at all my places. |
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"Have you been on a meet and found the house to be disgusting and dirty and smelly oh my God !! We ran from that place "
Yes got to one sluts place .she had to dogs her son had stripped down a motorcyle in the living room full oil stains on the carpet .I'm allergic to pets .it smelt awful .I said I can't go in there . fortunately her bedroom and the bathroom were clean but had they not be I'd would left but certainly worrying .turn out was her sons dogs he just moved out .
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"I have added a qualification to my profile text because of a very bad experience I had a few years ago (see my old post above) disgusting woman !!  "
Where else was she meant to keep her crisps?! |
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"I have added a qualification to my profile text because of a very bad experience I had a few years ago (see my old post above) disgusting woman !! The crisps I can tolerate (especially cheese and onion) but the cup of tea complete with dog hairs !! No!
Where else was she meant to keep her crisps?!"
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