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My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high 
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"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high
Any thoughts?!
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I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much. |
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"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high
Any thoughts?!
I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much."
What about one man three times?  |
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"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high
Any thoughts?!
I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.
What about one man three times? "
That would be like being married for six years. |
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"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high
Any thoughts?!
I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.
What about one man three times?
That would be like being married for six years."
I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful.  |
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"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high
Any thoughts?!
I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.
What about one man three times?
That would be like being married for six years.
I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful. "
In the olden days, a proliferation of public gloryholes helped this. Perhaps the government Happiness Tsar should introduce them everywhere  |
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"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high
Any thoughts?!
I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.
What about one man three times?
That would be like being married for six years.
I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful.
In the olden days, a proliferation of public gloryholes helped this. Perhaps the government Happiness Tsar should introduce them everywhere "
They probably already have them in Parliament.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taylor swift has 500 songs about guy's leaving her and none about blow jobs..
See where I'm going with this?"
She seems so nice as well to it’s hartbarkeing she deserves to be happy |
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"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high
Any thoughts?!
I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.
What about one man three times?
That would be like being married for six years.
I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful.
In the olden days, a proliferation of public gloryholes helped this. Perhaps the government Happiness Tsar should introduce them everywhere
They probably already have them in Parliament. "
Another case of ‘One rule for them and another for the rest of us…’ |
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"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high
Any thoughts?!
Do you think this would make an acceptable reason to claim carers allowance?
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"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high
Any thoughts?!
I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.
What about one man three times?
That would be like being married for six years.
I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful. "
Love your humour, profile made me laugh out loud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If anyone wants to hire free fluffer to do the job for them emmm I am not apposed
I can get my book out and schedule your husband / other appointment time in ha ha lol  |
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"They could have glory hole stations in places of work for this..."
Maybe put them alongside charging points for electric cars so that people don’t mind having to wait half an hour to get enough charge to drive another few miles.
Is they behind the 3 times a week idea? As that’s the number of times per week the average motorist would need to recharge?
Driving to Scotland from where j am would be fun, 3 or 4 blowjobs along the way. Cornwall would be a 2 blowjob run. |
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"I thought blow job's were mandatory of a morning, before we were legally allowed to leave the bed???? Is it going to be reduced to 3 days a week now  "
Unions want a reduction in early morning working |
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"What happens if you don't like blow jobs?"
I can see a secondary market developing, where those who don’t like being given blowjobs can sell their vouchers. I’m sure this will all be thrashed out in the white paper ... |
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"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high
Any thoughts?!
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What if you aren’t a husband, can us singletons demand say 1 a month from a pool of willing volunteers as a kind of mental health benefit claim |
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"I thought blow job's were mandatory of a morning, before we were legally allowed to leave the bed???? Is it going to be reduced to 3 days a week now
Unions want a reduction in early morning working"
Can I propose a compromise situation where the men go down on the ladies for the other 3 days and its literally a toss up for the 7th?? |
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"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high
Any thoughts?!
I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.
What about one man three times?
That would be like being married for six years.
I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful.
Love your humour, profile made me laugh out loud"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why three
Why not one, or two?
Easier to spread the workload evenly across the week. I think it’s quite a courteous, and considerate approach "
Surely that would 3.5 bj's a week |
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"Why three
Why not one, or two?
Easier to spread the workload evenly across the week. I think it’s quite a courteous, and considerate approach
Surely that would 3.5 bj's a week "
No. Mon, Wed,Fri.
Keeps spirits up over the week.
However, may have to change Wed to Compulsory Hump Day.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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And ..... what do women get out of this? Or is it enough that we’re improving the wellbeing of our menfolk with obligatory oral sex? Someone should send the idea off to the scriptwriters of the Handmaid’s Tale! |
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"I’m not sure that I would even want one that was compulsory. Kinda takes the fun out of things for me when something it added to the list of chores"
Which aspect of the word compulsory worries you?
The idea of being compelled to receive bj’s? Or the fact that someone else would be compelled give them?
This is still just a proposal and I’m sure they any concerns will be ironed out during the consultation process.
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"And ..... what do women get out of this? Or is it enough that we’re improving the wellbeing of our menfolk with obligatory oral sex? Someone should send the idea off to the scriptwriters of the Handmaid’s Tale!"
I didn’t see any mention of women in the original proposal. No specifics about who is giving the blowjobs. |
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By *ddaMan
over a year ago
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Regular orgasms improve everyone's mental well being so we should all be giving each other regular orgasms.
The compulsory part should be for dom/sub relationships though.
Plenty of people are willing to give oral sex readily. |
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"Why three
Why not one, or two?
Easier to spread the workload evenly across the week. I think it’s quite a courteous, and considerate approach
Surely that would 3.5 bj's a week
No. Mon, Wed,Fri.
Keeps spirits up over the week.
However, may have to change Wed to Compulsory Hump Day. "
I'll do Hump day. The men can do all the bj's.  |
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"Why three
Why not one, or two?
Easier to spread the workload evenly across the week. I think it’s quite a courteous, and considerate approach
Surely that would 3.5 bj's a week
No. Mon, Wed,Fri.
Keeps spirits up over the week.
However, may have to change Wed to Compulsory Hump Day. "
This. With the option to switch Friday for Saturday mornings |
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"What if you haven’t had your compulsory blowjobs? How would this be monitored? And what sort of penalties would be levied for non-compliance? "
You would be allocated one or two replacement jobbers. Your back pay & accrued interest would also be calculated & added to your total |
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"What if you haven’t had your compulsory blowjobs? How would this be monitored? And what sort of penalties would be levied for non-compliance?
You would be allocated one or two replacement jobbers. Your back pay & accrued interest would also be calculated & added to your total "
Like unused holidays in work? Carry a few forward?
Alternatively, if they are compulsory and people are falling behind, then perhaps enforcers can be sent out to deal with offenders, like debt collectors. People hiding at home when the blowjob enforcers arrive at the door, trying to peep out the curtains to see if they fancy the enforcer or not. |
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over a year ago
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I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable 
Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...
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"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable
Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...
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Nope it’s not just you. Functional sex is just not appealing |
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"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable
Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...
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Nope it’s not just you. Functional sex is just not appealing "
It’s more that it’s enforced! X
Fuck, got sucked in again ... pun unintended |
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"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable
Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...
X
Nope it’s not just you. Functional sex is just not appealing
It’s more that it’s enforced! X
Fuck, got sucked in again ... pun unintended "
What day of the week is it again? |
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I know, it’s just a joke. Totally get that. It could just be triggering for certain folks, but I understand that nobody means any harm.
Definitely off now |
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"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high
Any thoughts?!
I don’t think that knowing I had to blow three other men would improve my spirits much.
What about one man three times?
That would be like being married for six years.
I think it's a great idea. Get all the men sucking each other off so they are more cheerful. "
Oh yes, now you're talking  |
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"I know, it’s just a joke. Totally get that. It could just be triggering for certain folks, but I understand that nobody means any harm.
Definitely off now "
Apologies for causing you discomfort, I can see how that would be an issue for some people, I don’t think it occurred to me that compulsory may insinuate non-consensual. Definitely no harm intended (and lesson learnt) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a great idea bravo to the man ...lol. Who came up with it
Same bloke who came up with the cure for sore throats me reckons"
You can't argue with the science |
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"I know, it’s just a joke. Totally get that. It could just be triggering for certain folks, but I understand that nobody means any harm.
Definitely off now
Apologies for causing you discomfort, I can see how that would be an issue for some people, I don’t think it occurred to me that compulsory may insinuate non-consensual. Definitely no harm intended (and lesson learnt) "
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"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable
Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...
X"
Black humour. X
That's why I suggested the men should have to suck each other. |
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"My husband has just hypothesised that low mood in men could be combatted with at least three compulsory blowjobs a week, with the knowledge that another one would definitely be coming (excuse the pun) enough to keep the spirits high
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I like the way he’s thinking |
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"I thought blow job's were mandatory of a morning, before we were legally allowed to leave the bed???? Is it going to be reduced to 3 days a week now
Unions want a reduction in early morning working
Can I propose a compromise situation where the men go down on the ladies for the other 3 days and its literally a toss up for the 7th??"
For all the ladies, I did suggest parity about 2 hours ago!!!! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable
Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...
X
Black humour. X
That's why I suggested the men should have to suck each other. "
Pfffft.
That's you off my Christmas card list. |
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"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable
Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...
X
Black humour. X
That's why I suggested the men should have to suck each other.
Pfffft.
That's you off my Christmas card list. "
Hey you can suck all the cocks you like.  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"I feel like I’m in a parallel universe reading this thread, wondering if it’s really just me who finds the content and its implications very uncomfortable
Don’t mean to be a fun sponge and all, so I’ll leave you to it ...
X
Black humour. X
That's why I suggested the men should have to suck each other.
Pfffft.
That's you off my Christmas card list.
Hey you can suck all the cocks you like. "
You're all heart. |
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