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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Quick thingymetig lets make our escape and shut the door  "
Trips Ryan up on the way out of the door, wrestles him to the floor, ties him up to a chair, gagged and blindfolded and now with a mega speaker he can hear us EVEN CLEARER  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Quick thingymetig lets make our escape and shut the door
Trips Ryan up on the way out of the door, wrestles him to the floor, ties him up to a chair, gagged and blindfolded and now with a mega speaker he can hear us EVEN CLEARER "
Oh its a wrestling outfit lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*hides in the corner and watches!!  "
Thank fuck! Someone sensible!
Save me Obi, they are all ganging up on me, in the wrong sense as well, flutters eyelashes, flashes some leg & bum.....
Oh hang on, you're a staff member!
Right get me the fuck out of here, or else you're fired!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr brother is called Dave, this is wrong on so many levels 
Is he a bloody nice guy too?
Erm yes but not in that sense you sicko 
What sense you retard? "
Big toes haha |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*hides in the corner and watches!!
Thank fuck! Someone sensible!
Save me Obi, they are all ganging up on me, in the wrong sense as well, flutters eyelashes, flashes some leg & bum.....
Oh hang on, you're a staff member!
Right get me the fuck out of here, or else you're fired!! "
Obi a staff member!!!! Jesus talk about putting the lunatics in charge of the asylum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped "
"sneaks up behind*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*hides in the corner and watches!!
Thank fuck! Someone sensible!
Save me Obi, they are all ganging up on me, in the wrong sense as well, flutters eyelashes, flashes some leg & bum.....
Oh hang on, you're a staff member!
Right get me the fuck out of here, or else you're fired!!
Obi a staff member!!!! Jesus talk about putting the lunatics in charge of the asylum! "
Rather him than you
Btw M just text me, to say that you've stretched the frilly pants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped
"sneaks up behind*
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You wouldn't be able to sneak up on an artillery barrage !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped "
Can I come with you?  please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped
Can I come with you? please "
NO! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped "
Sod off then, i think we've the makings of a dammed good party Julie, Tigerella, Miss J, Minxie and myself and the guys being Dave, 'M', Mr L, Obi..
Just chuck us in some vodka, and im sure we'll have a blast
Adios Ryan ya miserable fucker lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can feel a hulk moment coming on!!
Is it 6.45 yet???
Oi that's my child hood programme!! Yours must of been the magic roundabout or something ? "
Actually it was Bagpuss
No 6.45 is when M is home with wine, and sanity I hope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped
Can I come with you? please
NO! "
Oh why not?? I have been a good girl all day! Even offered to share my banana with dave  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped
Sod off then, i think we've the makings of a dammed good party Julie, Tigerella, Miss J, Minxie and myself and the guys being Dave, 'M', Mr L, Obi..
Just chuck us in some vodka, and im sure we'll have a blast
Adios Ryan ya miserable fucker lol "
Loving the way you've turned this around Sassy...shit why didn't I think of that!
Make mine a stiff one
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped
Can I come with you? please
NO!
Oh why not?? I have been a good girl all day! Even offered to share my banana with dave "
Lobs Miss J at Dave...problem solved |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped
Sod off then, i think we've the makings of a dammed good party Julie, Tigerella, Miss J, Minxie and myself and
the guys being Dave, 'M', Mr L, Obi..
Just chuck us in some vodka, and im sure we'll have a blast
Adios Ryan ya miserable fucker lol "
Yeah do one bag head! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped
Sod off then, i think we've the makings of a dammed good party Julie, Tigerella, Miss J, Minxie and myself and the guys being Dave, 'M', Mr L, Obi..
Just chuck us in some vodka, and im sure we'll have a blast
Adios Ryan ya miserable fucker lol
Loving the way you've turned this around Sassy...shit why didn't I think of that!
Make mine a stiff one
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whey hey a party !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped
Can I come with you? please
NO!
Oh why not?? I have been a good girl
all day! Even offered to share my banana with dave
Lobs Miss J at Dave...problem solved "
Ooouuuccchh that hurt!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"thank god you got Obi that itunes voucher on the other thread though Julie so now we've decent music to party too
woooop wooop! "
Hurry up M or else the door will be permanently locked and you'll be left with Ryan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped
Can I come with you? please
NO!
Oh why not?? I have been a good girl
all day! Even offered to share my banana with dave
Lobs Miss J at Dave...problem solved :-
Ooouuuccchh that hurt!! "
Sorry it will go down in a minute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i request that M makes a stop at KFC before he gets here.. im in the mood for some fried chicken lol "
No problem! He is also bringing pizza for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i request that M makes a stop at KFC before he gets here.. im in the mood for some fried chicken lol "
And I bet it's me that gets left with the greasy box !! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i request that M makes a stop at KFC before he gets here.. im in the mood for some fried chicken lol
No problem! He is also bringing pizza for me "
Perks of the job??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i request that M makes a stop at KFC before he gets here.. im in the mood for some fried chicken lol
And I bet it's me that gets left with the greasy box !! Lol"
oh dave that is such a predictable comment from you lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped
Can I come with you? please
NO!
Oh why not?? I have been a good girl
all day! Even offered to share my banana with dave O:-
Lobs Miss J at Dave...problem solved :-
Ooouuuccchh that hurt!!
Sorry it will go down in a minute"
A minute? ? As quick as that hey! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i request that M makes a stop at KFC before he gets here.. im in the mood for some fried chicken lol
And I bet it's me that gets left with the greasy box !! Lol
oh dave that is such a predictable comment from you lol xxx"
Oh come on it's the only time I'm not a dissappointment !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can i request that M makes a stop at KFC before he gets here.. im in the mood for some fried chicken lol
No problem! He is also bringing pizza for me
Perks of the job???"
Being married to me, yes of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oi ya fud faces.... keep the boice down. some of us are trying to nap......
and RYAN is going to be a GRANDAD. "
Does that mean your going to be a grandma? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oi ya fud faces.... keep the boice down. some of us are trying to nap......
and RYAN is going to be a GRANDAD. "
Hey once you're in, you are not allowed out |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"oi ya fud faces.... keep the boice down. some of us are trying to nap......
and RYAN is going to be a GRANDAD.
Does that mean your going to be a grandma? "
no I am only adoptive mum.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right then, M here now. What's going on here.
Dave - you are the knicker wearer, not me.
Julie & I are about to enjoy a delicious BBQ pizza with some lovely wine, followed by hot sex.
So there.
M
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"Right then, M here now. What's going on here.
Dave - you are the knicker wearer, not me.
Julie & I are about to enjoy a delicious BBQ pizza with some lovely wine, followed by hot sex.
So there.
M
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If you could make sure you stay in this cell whilst you have your sex. Don't worry about the window lickers drooling in the corner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right then, M here now. What's going on here.
Dave - you are the knicker wearer, not me.
Julie & I are about to enjoy a delicious BBQ pizza with some lovely wine, followed by hot sex.
So there.
M
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May the force be with you! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped "
I burnt the burger, its in the dog!! |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Right got the lot of ya all together. Triple padlocks have been added to this padded cell. Harmony has been restored to the forums.
Im off for a burger. Catch you all later. I trust you wont have escaped
I burnt the burger, its in the dog!! "
Fantastic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a birthday suit onesie!! Does that count? 
Hmmm maybe I will need to approve it 1st"
Fucksake!!! Rules rules rules, thats all it is with you!! oh alrighty then *sighs*  |
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By *Ryan- OP Man
over a year ago
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"I've got a birthday suit onesie!! Does that count?
Hmmm maybe I will need to approve it 1st
Fucksake!!! Rules rules rules, thats all it is with you!! oh alrighty then *sighs* "
Hurry whilst its half time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am NEVER wearing one, and no one can make me
Unless we can find a crotchless WW one - failing that, patent office, here I come!!! "
Nope not even a WW crotch or not
I am not a baby
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thread is especially for you two to get it out of your system. So that us mature serious posters can talk seriously on the other threads.
Don't come out until you can behave "
Er... who's Dave & Julie? Is this an Ali G Tribute thread? Do we have to belong to the Staines Massive to post on it, in which case, I'm not, so sorry.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread is especially for you two to get it out of your system. So that us mature serious posters can talk seriously on the other threads.
Don't come out until you can behave
Er... who's Dave & Julie? Is this an Ali G Tribute thread? Do we have to belong to the Staines Massive to post on it, in which case, I'm not, so sorry. "
Tsk everyone knows me Julie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am NEVER wearing one, and no one can make me
Unless we can find a crotchless WW one - failing that, patent office, here I come!!!
Nope not even a WW crotch or not
I am not a baby
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That sounded so Kevin and Perry!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread is especially for you two to get it out of your system. So that us mature serious posters can talk seriously on the other threads.
Don't come out until you can behave
Er... who's Dave & Julie? Is this an Ali G Tribute thread? Do we have to belong to the Staines Massive to post on it, in which case, I'm not, so sorry.
Tsk everyone knows me Julie"
Do they??? Is that the new name for pussy these days?? I'm sooo outta touch.. geddit.. hehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can feel a hulk moment coming on!!
I could save ya ................
Waiting ! "
Sorry got very very delayed - am here now ............... (if that helps !!! lol) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread is especially for you two to get it out of your system. So that us mature serious posters can talk seriously on the other threads.
Don't come out until you can behave
Er... who's Dave & Julie? Is this an Ali G Tribute thread? Do we have to belong to the Staines Massive to post on it, in which case, I'm not, so sorry.
Tsk everyone knows me Julie
Do they??? Is that the new name for pussy these days?? I'm sooo outta touch.. geddit.. hehehe "
Outta Mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread is especially for you two to get it out of your system. So that us mature serious posters can talk seriously on the other threads.
Don't come out until you can behave
Er... who's Dave & Julie? Is this an Ali G Tribute thread? Do we have to belong to the Staines Massive to post on it, in which case, I'm not, so sorry. "
Oh and how could you forget chasing me down the M1 with your bits hanging out the car window |
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