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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Has anybody regretted accommodating somebody at their home? I have once but was my fault for being too keen, she ended up ordering takeaway for herself without me knowing and sat and ate it in front of me, didn’t even offer me a chip  |
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"Has anybody regretted accommodating somebody at their home? I have once but was my fault for being too keen, she ended up ordering takeaway for herself without me knowing and sat and ate it in front of me, didn’t even offer me a chip "
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"Has anybody regretted accommodating somebody at their home? I have once but was my fault for being too keen, she ended up ordering takeaway for herself without me knowing and sat and ate it in front of me, didn’t even offer me a chip "
Classic !, a good time otherwise though ?. Can't say we've had trouble accommodating though as very choosy who we invite back. Just one couple that turned out to be a single guy using a girl as bait grrrr |
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I once told a guy he could come to mine for a meet but never suggested he stay the night. He turned up with a case of beer and a change of clothes.
I had to point out I didn't want him there when my son came home from work in the morning and told him he would have to not drink and drive home after any fun. He wasn't impressed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I laugh now at the time I was fuming, they were Black Country chips as well the best kind, double battered and orange. "
I'd probably have found her rude tbh but it's funny how you tell it. Did you ask her to leave or watch her eat the chips haha sorry |
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I did meet one guy on another site who turned up half-cut with a carrier bag full of cans of lager. Every time he opened one it was all over my carpet and I ended up having to have the carpet cleaned afterwards because I couldn't get the smell out.
He took it well when I ushered him out without either of us getting our ends away, fair play. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anybody regretted accommodating somebody at their home? I have once but was my fault for being too keen, she ended up ordering takeaway for herself without me knowing and sat and ate it in front of me, didn’t even offer me a chip "
How rude! I hope she took her rubbish home with her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I laugh now at the time I was fuming, they were Black Country chips as well the best kind, double battered and orange.
I'd probably have found her rude tbh but it's funny how you tell it. Did you ask her to leave or watch her eat the chips haha sorry "
Sat and watched her eat like a twat, didn’t have the heart back then to just say get up and leave. Tried to give her very disappointing sex though to show her how I felt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I laugh now at the time I was fuming, they were Black Country chips as well the best kind, double battered and orange.
I'd probably have found her rude tbh but it's funny how you tell it. Did you ask her to leave or watch her eat the chips haha sorry
Sat and watched her eat like a twat, didn’t have the heart back then to just say get up and leave. Tried to give her very disappointing sex though to show her how I felt. "
I bet she loved it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has anybody regretted accommodating somebody at their home? I have once but was my fault for being too keen, she ended up ordering takeaway for herself without me knowing and sat and ate it in front of me, didn’t even offer me a chip "
This has made my night  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"did you offer her anything to eat OP (no not that!)
maybe she was hangry....
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I didn’t have chance to offer her anything to eat, she had it all planned in the taxi basically food arrived 5 mins after she did. Like a takeaway ninja |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I laugh now at the time I was fuming, they were Black Country chips as well the best kind, double battered and orange.
I'd probably have found her rude tbh but it's funny how you tell it. Did you ask her to leave or watch her eat the chips haha sorry
Sat and watched her eat like a twat, didn’t have the heart back then to just say get up and leave. Tried to give her very disappointing sex though to show her how I felt. "
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"I laugh now at the time I was fuming, they were Black Country chips as well the best kind, double battered and orange.
I'd probably have found her rude tbh but it's funny how you tell it. Did you ask her to leave or watch her eat the chips haha sorry
Sat and watched her eat like a twat, didn’t have the heart back then to just say get up and leave. Tried to give her very disappointing sex though to show her how I felt. "
. Take it you didn't invite her around for a chance? |
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"I laugh now at the time I was fuming, they were Black Country chips as well the best kind, double battered and orange.
I'd probably have found her rude tbh but it's funny how you tell it. Did you ask her to leave or watch her eat the chips haha sorry
Sat and watched her eat like a twat, didn’t have the heart back then to just say get up and leave. Tried to give her very disappointing sex though to show her how I felt. . Take it you didn't invite her around for a chance?"
*A second chance |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I laugh now at the time I was fuming, they were Black Country chips as well the best kind, double battered and orange.
I'd probably have found her rude tbh but it's funny how you tell it. Did you ask her to leave or watch her eat the chips haha sorry
Sat and watched her eat like a twat, didn’t have the heart back then to just say get up and leave. Tried to give her very disappointing sex though to show her how I felt. . Take it you didn't invite her around for a chance?
*A second chance"
No way, she ended up coming to my work place and threatening to have me stabbed because I refused a second meet. I was honest and polite as possible but she saw my work badge and found me. |
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
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Blokes and their bowels put me off accomodating.
I have essential oil reeds fragrancing my bathroom constantly.
There is also a can of air freshener, a window and an extractor fan. And a brush.
But still get left with debris cos they didnt flush properly or use any of the above.
Revolting. |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
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"I laugh now at the time I was fuming, they were Black Country chips as well the best kind, double battered and orange.
I'd probably have found her rude tbh but it's funny how you tell it. Did you ask her to leave or watch her eat the chips haha sorry
Sat and watched her eat like a twat, didn’t have the heart back then to just say get up and leave. Tried to give her very disappointing sex though to show her how I felt. "
thats the way to tell her lol |
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"Has anybody regretted accommodating somebody at their home? I have once but was my fault for being too keen, she ended up ordering takeaway for herself without me knowing and sat and ate it in front of me, didn’t even offer me a chip "
I just can’t!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"did you offer her anything to eat OP (no not that!)
maybe she was hangry....
I didn’t have chance to offer her anything to eat, she had it all planned in the taxi basically food arrived 5 mins after she did. Like a takeaway ninja "
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By *issme39Woman
over a year ago
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"did you offer her anything to eat OP (no not that!)
maybe she was hangry....
I didn’t have chance to offer her anything to eat, she had it all planned in the taxi basically food arrived 5 mins after she did. Like a takeaway ninja "
I am howling at this
" takeaway ninja" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Quality banter. Thinking about the waiting time for take away, was this a fuck n go situation and was there an after care package available "
No after care package, I gave her disappointing sex, lay there like eel out of water. I showed her. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If we ever meet I'll order after the sex to make sure it's not disappointing, I will also order you some chips haha "
It’s only polite! If we ever meet I’ll make it worth your while, you’d need the takeaway for energy after anyways. |
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"Quality banter. Thinking about the waiting time for take away, was this a fuck n go situation and was there an after care package available
No after care package, I gave her disappointing sex, lay there like eel out of water. I showed her. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If we ever meet I'll order after the sex to make sure it's not disappointing, I will also order you some chips haha
It’s only polite! If we ever meet I’ll make it worth your while, you’d need the takeaway for energy after anyways."
Is that so? |
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