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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My vagina is always creamy and I need a trip to my GP each time I have sex with strangers at the local hotdog shop
Is that because the hot dogs curdle the spray cream?"
I don't think so I think it's because I don't use protection and the gonorrhea cases are very high in my area |
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"My vagina is always creamy and I need a trip to my GP each time I have sex with strangers at the local hotdog shop
Is that because the hot dogs curdle the spray cream?
I don't think so I think it's because I don't use protection and the gonorrhea cases are very high in my area "
Is that the lemon butter cream you speak of? |
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"My vagina is always creamy and I need a trip to my GP each time I have sex with strangers at the local hotdog shop
Is that because the hot dogs curdle the spray cream?
I don't think so I think it's because I don't use protection and the gonorrhea cases are very high in my area "
Hot dog water is usually a bit salty, might not hurt (other than the sting) to splash a bit on afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aged 12 I had an argument with a 747 and won "
I feel this needs detail. I'm intrigued. 
(I reserve the right to withdraw my curiosity as Wonko posted this and frankly the answer could go anywhere) |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"I can do 60 spress ups in 35 seconds 
What's a spress up..? Because I feel like 60 press ups in 35 seconds is improbable."
Google it and it's not impossible if fit able to lift 3x over their body weight |
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"I can do 60 spress ups in 35 seconds
What's a spress up..? Because I feel like 60 press ups in 35 seconds is improbable.
Google it and it's not impossible if fit able to lift 3x over their body weight"
I never said impossible, amazing if you can! |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"I can do 60 spress ups in 35 seconds
What's a spress up..? Because I feel like 60 press ups in 35 seconds is improbable.
Google it and it's not impossible if fit able to lift 3x over their body weight
I never said impossible, amazing if you can! "
Thank you so I'm getting how many points  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was breastfed until I was 7 years old, with memory and recollection. One I don't tell that often because people automatically think babies should stop at 12 months. |
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"I drank tea and ate cake with Status Quo
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This one wins, hands down; it's got cake in it!
Thread Closed."
I can't allow that as there were no details of said cake, was it chocolate how many layers, did it have fruit too but most importantly were there tiny little cake forks involved. |
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"Aged 12 I had an argument with a 747 and won
I feel this needs detail. I'm intrigued.
(I reserve the right to withdraw my curiosity as Wonko posted this and frankly the answer could go anywhere) "
if I had to guess I’d say he lived in Lockerbie and his house was one of those that were destroyed on that tragic day |
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"I drank tea and ate cake with Status Quo
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This one wins, hands down; it's got cake in it!
Thread Closed.
I can't allow that as there were no details of said cake, was it chocolate how many layers, did it have fruit too but most importantly were there tiny little cake forks involved. "
Status Quo so they were rock cakes... |
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"I drank tea and ate cake with Status Quo
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This one wins, hands down; it's got cake in it!
Thread Closed.
I can't allow that as there were no details of said cake, was it chocolate how many layers, did it have fruit too but most importantly were there tiny little cake forks involved.
Status Quo so they were rock cakes..."
Rock cakes.... that brings back some brilliant memories, thankyou.  |
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"I drank tea and ate cake with Status Quo
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This one wins, hands down; it's got cake in it!
Thread Closed.
I can't allow that as there were no details of said cake, was it chocolate how many layers, did it have fruit too but most importantly were there tiny little cake forks involved.
Status Quo so they were rock cakes...
Rock cakes.... that brings back some brilliant memories, thankyou. "
Everyone's first cake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can’t roll my Rs
It's my favorite thing to do, admittedly only to annoy my friend who can't. "
My mum used to do it believing she was showing me how to do it, because it’s easy to see someone’s tongue banging off their front teeth isn’t it?  |
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"I drank tea and ate cake with Status Quo
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This one wins, hands down; it's got cake in it!
Thread Closed.
I can't allow that as there were no details of said cake, was it chocolate how many layers, did it have fruit too but most importantly were there tiny little cake forks involved.
Status Quo so they were rock cakes...
Rock cakes.... that brings back some brilliant memories, thankyou. "
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You're thinking of hash cakes...   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hip broke at 25 when a horse I was riding tripped & somersaulted landing on top of me. I was lucky not to have internal bleeding but my acetabulum wasn’t so lucky. |
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I managed to roll a mini no safety devices ie roll cage or harnesses 3 times and walked away with nothing but a broken collar bone
after snapping the seatbelt clip and managed to miss every other car on the road (a lesson was learnt that day minis can fly but the landings are shit so dont do it again) |
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"I fell in a ditch of nettles when I was a kid wearing nothing but shorts and also put a garden fork through my foot in the same year
Damn and I thought I had all the luck "
It was not a good year at all  |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
winchester |
"I can do 60 spress ups in 35 seconds
What's a spress up..? Because I feel like 60 press ups in 35 seconds is improbable.
Google it and it's not impossible if fit able to lift 3x over their body weight"
going to call you on that, we need a video, if you can then fair play |
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"I fell in a ditch of nettles when I was a kid wearing nothing but shorts and also put a garden fork through my foot in the same year
Damn and I thought I had all the luck
It was not a good year at all "
Nope sounds like you could have done with a do over for that one lol |
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"ive had tea with the queen, i was also in the famase pic of the guys on fire in the benniton pitstop, google it"
Was that the fuel fire one, I remember watching that happen with my grandfather scary as hell |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
winchester |
"ive had tea with the queen, i was also in the famase pic of the guys on fire in the benniton pitstop, google it
Was that the fuel fire one, I remember watching that happen with my grandfather scary as hell"
yes it wasnt fun
i was also played clay reggisoni,spelling, stunt driver in rush, infact i built alot of the cars in the film, most were replicas |
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"ive had tea with the queen, i was also in the famase pic of the guys on fire in the benniton pitstop, google it
Was that the fuel fire one, I remember watching that happen with my grandfather scary as hell
yes it wasnt fun
i was also played clay reggisoni,spelling, stunt driver in rush, infact i built alot of the cars in the film, most were replicas"
Damn I would have loved to do something like that I always wanted to continue as a mechanic but my body had other ideas sadly |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
winchester |
"ive had tea with the queen, i was also in the famase pic of the guys on fire in the benniton pitstop, google it
Was that the fuel fire one, I remember watching that happen with my grandfather scary as hell
yes it wasnt fun
i was also played clay reggisoni,spelling, stunt driver in rush, infact i built alot of the cars in the film, most were replicas
Damn I would have loved to do something like that I always wanted to continue as a mechanic but my body had other ideas sadly"
me to nowdays, but racing was fun, saw the world, my best memories are of living in america running a mosla a viper and a pork in grand am and alms as it was then, and 6 months in south africa building a 80,s toyota group c
oh and doing lemans 15 times lol
but couldnt do it now |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
winchester |
oh forgot one, at an after party in a club in estoril, attomic kitten were sponsering a team and were there, i got kerry katona to have a go on the dance pole, we were very pissed, and she was quite fit then, didnt shag her tho |
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"its a life not a job, and its hours most people dont know exist, so its a killer, but the memories last"
yeah I trained as a mech with an engine tuner working on a few race cars and loved every second of it best memory is watching an rs200 launch itself away from the yard know I built the engine, the guy that owned it was a damn maniac though lol or sitting on an rs turbo slam panel to hold it on the dyno and watching the dyno readout push up and past 600bhp also worked on a little single seater Renault with the same guy |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
winchester |
remember doing the goodwood festival, was running a really evil can am car, about 2500hp, he did the hill, and all the support guys got busses up to the top every 10 runs or so to get the cars, i get there and he says jump in, so im knelt on a passangerside holding onto the perspex screen holding my toolbox as he rolls it back down the hill, he goes fuck it, pops it into gear and jump starts this thing and tries to better his time up going down, how i stayed in the thing i dont know, i shat myself, in hindsight it was fun tho |
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"remember doing the goodwood festival, was running a really evil can am car, about 2500hp, he did the hill, and all the support guys got busses up to the top every 10 runs or so to get the cars, i get there and he says jump in, so im knelt on a passangerside holding onto the perspex screen holding my toolbox as he rolls it back down the hill, he goes fuck it, pops it into gear and jump starts this thing and tries to better his time up going down, how i stayed in the thing i dont know, i shat myself, in hindsight it was fun tho"
i would have been tricking it aswell, I was bricking it sat on the rs turbo with my arse above a fecking huge garret turbo as it spooled up looking at the wall thinking if the straps let lose I'm screwed but sometimes silly things have to be done in the name of speed  |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
winchester |
"remember doing the goodwood festival, was running a really evil can am car, about 2500hp, he did the hill, and all the support guys got busses up to the top every 10 runs or so to get the cars, i get there and he says jump in, so im knelt on a passangerside holding onto the perspex screen holding my toolbox as he rolls it back down the hill, he goes fuck it, pops it into gear and jump starts this thing and tries to better his time up going down, how i stayed in the thing i dont know, i shat myself, in hindsight it was fun tho
i would have been tricking it aswell, I was bricking it sat on the rs turbo with my arse above a fecking huge garret turbo as it spooled up looking at the wall thinking if the straps let lose I'm screwed but sometimes silly things have to be done in the name of speed "
and there was no seat on the passengerside i was litterely kneeling on the floor holding the windscreen with ne hand holding my tools with the other, no belts obviously, couldnt get away with that sort of thing now, and yes i died loads lol |
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"remember doing the goodwood festival, was running a really evil can am car, about 2500hp, he did the hill, and all the support guys got busses up to the top every 10 runs or so to get the cars, i get there and he says jump in, so im knelt on a passangerside holding onto the perspex screen holding my toolbox as he rolls it back down the hill, he goes fuck it, pops it into gear and jump starts this thing and tries to better his time up going down, how i stayed in the thing i dont know, i shat myself, in hindsight it was fun tho
i would have been tricking it aswell, I was bricking it sat on the rs turbo with my arse above a fecking huge garret turbo as it spooled up looking at the wall thinking if the straps let lose I'm screwed but sometimes silly things have to be done in the name of speed
and there was no seat on the passengerside i was litterely kneeling on the floor holding the windscreen with ne hand holding my tools with the other, no belts obviously, couldnt get away with that sort of thing now, and yes i died loads lol"
no seat sounds about right lol dont need the extra weight or the co driver so out it goes lol I would probably have still done it aswell though it's ok you had the screen to hold so it's all good and safe |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
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no seat sounds about right lol dont need the extra weight or the co driver so out it goes lol I would probably have still done it aswell though it's ok you had the screen to hold so it's all good and safe "
i got out of the car shaking still with a bit of the screen in my hand lol |
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The late Dean Ford of The Marmalade played football with me when I was a little boy, and Ken Dodd actually struck up a conversation with me at Tebay Services on the M6, about cars of all things, I have his personally autographed photo on the wall in my dining room that he gave me as we parted company. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But this time make it about you
Bonus points for details "
I was once racially abused, attacked by a lion, tasered by the police, and I died and all in the space of one month. |
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