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By *onguester OP   Man  over a year ago

street

I really find it awesome how many ladies all of a sudden loose there inibithions...they suddenly become wild.. and forget there McDonald food... but guess eat to their own or each to their own..lol happy New year

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I …. agree?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll take a big Mac please.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

Erm can you please explain your OP please? Very very confused

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By *oeBiggs321Man  over a year ago

Reading

What just happened.. all of a sudden I fancy chicken nuggets?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

I like big baps and I cannot lie

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Off again!

Thrown granade buggers off!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you read the replies to your last thread OP?

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Here we go again...

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham

Huh? Am I missing something?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone care to attempt a deciphering job on this?

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By *onguester OP   Man  over a year ago

street

Why are there so many people don't care about how they look...lol... just being honest..

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Anyone care to attempt a deciphering job on this?"

Maybe it's a thread on if you go to McDonald's which size meal do you have?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I ordered 3 burgers at mcdonalds today. A small, medium and large one. They were delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why are there so many people don't care about how they look...lol... just being honest.."

Actually I’d say you’re being unkind and inflammatory, to deliberately upset people.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why are there so many people don't care about how they look...lol... just being honest.."

Pot, kettle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why are there so many people don't care about how they look...lol... just being honest.."

Why are there men of a certain age who can't post on Fab without insulting women, Gary? Huh?

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By *yrdsisWoman  over a year ago

Gleam Street

Never eaten a mcdonalds in my life.. always go for a burger king personally... on the bus journey home...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anyone care to attempt a deciphering job on this?"

Green arrow this guy. He's got form.!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok, time to put your internet away fella.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just ignore him and don't take the bait.

Just not worth it x

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Why are there so many people don't care about how they look...lol... just being honest.."

Why are there people who don't care about upsetting others?

Adding "lol.....just being honest....." does not stop what you are saying nasty

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham

I think the OP is perhaps just seeking attention.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP didn't you put up a thread about ladies shapes before?? You were insulting if I remember correctly.

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"Anyone care to attempt a deciphering job on this?

Green arrow this guy. He's got form.!"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want a f’kin Big Mac now though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want a f’kin Big Mac now though. "

Same!

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"I'll take a big Mac please. "

Hell yes and with extra cheese

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really find it awesome how many ladies all of a sudden loose there inibithions...they suddenly become wild.. and forget there McDonald food... but guess eat to their own or each to their own..lol happy New year

"

Possibly the most random post. Can you translate it ? I’ve read it twice

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By *yrdsisWoman  over a year ago

Gleam Street

Never eaten one... now yes too!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want a f’kin Big Mac now though.

Same!"

Another McDonald’s run? 99p triple cheeseburger on the app today if anybody fancies it. That's a little too much meat and not enough filling for my liking.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m going for a wank.

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Confusing thread of the day

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"I want a f’kin Big Mac now though.

Same!

Another McDonald’s run? 99p triple cheeseburger on the app today if anybody fancies it. That's a little too much meat and not enough filling for my liking. "

Can I have an apple pie

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge? "

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why are there so many people don't care about how they look...lol... just being honest.."

Why do you care how others look? What has it actually got to do with you? Stop judging people and putting others down, do something productive instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge? "

Ah it’s code! I’ll add. McDonalds fly fly Lindbergh north one sector quadrant pyjamas ladder.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you."

Wonder how fast it will fly, when carrying a McDonald's?

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I want a f’kin Big Mac now though.

Same!

Another McDonald’s run? 99p triple cheeseburger on the app today if anybody fancies it. That's a little too much meat and not enough filling for my liking. "

Want me to send some special sauce over?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you."

But now I would be a ladened sparrow and I am going to have to calculate the drag coefficient and the effect of weight on beats per second. How heavy is the McDonalds?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you."

Love the outfit, you look great

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want a f’kin Big Mac now though.

Same!

Another McDonald’s run? 99p triple cheeseburger on the app today if anybody fancies it. That's a little too much meat and not enough filling for my liking.

Can I have an apple pie"

Is that a euphemism or do you actually want an apple pie? Just checking

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By *un_SizeWoman  over a year ago

edinburgh

Well that was an embarrassing little outburst.

Let me clear a couple of things up for you:

A) it’s not your business what anyone eats.

B) it’s not your business to comment negatively on anyone’s appearance. Nobody, (other than yourself apparently) appointed you to comment negatively on any woman’s body.

C) I suggest you address whatever it is about yourself or your current circumstances which causes you to go out of your way to project such negativity onto others. What you wrote says a lot more about you than anyone else, whether they eat McDonalds or not. This one is definitely very much about you.

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Does anyone know what this post is about???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I want a f’kin Big Mac now though.

Same!

Another McDonald’s run? 99p triple cheeseburger on the app today if anybody fancies it. That's a little too much meat and not enough filling for my liking.

Want me to send some special sauce over? "

No, you can just come and squirt it over instead

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Second thoughts, I’m rather hungry. Better make it 2 Big Macs. I’ll stack em into a Giant Mac.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Does anyone know what this post is about??? "

I suspect this

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1250167

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle

? Confused . Com

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham


"Why are there so many people don't care about how they look...lol... just being honest.."

Alright adonis

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"I want a f’kin Big Mac now though.

Same!

Another McDonald’s run? 99p triple cheeseburger on the app today if anybody fancies it. That's a little too much meat and not enough filling for my liking.

Can I have an apple pie

Is that a euphemism or do you actually want an apple pie? Just checking "

A actual apple pie, I thought you were going... you can add a creme egg mcflurry if you are as I've got the munchies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why are there so many people don't care about how they look...lol... just being honest.."
your a bit rude ain't ya..how do you know that they don't care how they look. Maybe that's the best they can manage . We ain't all blessed with good looks or fantastic bodies or full heads of hair you know...??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why are there so many people don't care about how they look...lol... just being honest..

Alright adonis "

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I want a f’kin Big Mac now though.

Same!

Another McDonald’s run? 99p triple cheeseburger on the app today if anybody fancies it. That's a little too much meat and not enough filling for my liking.

Want me to send some special sauce over?

No, you can just come and squirt it over instead "

I think you missed the word "me" in that sentence

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

[Removed by poster at 03/01/22 21:32:56]

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you.

But now I would be a ladened sparrow and I am going to have to calculate the drag coefficient and the effect of weight on beats per second. How heavy is the McDonalds? "

Which would be the lightest burger I wonder, we could go for that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP, your posts show you're ugly on the inside.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I really don't know why you've got such an obsession with McDonald's.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Let's role play

I'll be burger king, you be McDonalds.

I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really find it awesome how many ladies all of a sudden loose there inibithions...they suddenly become wild.. and forget there McDonald food... but guess eat to their own or each to their own..lol happy New year

I get it... you mean they forget their lose their inhibitions, forget their Macdonald food and become wild because you have driven them to becoming so aroused? "

You’ve cracked the code!!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge? "

What about a swallow laden with a McDonald's super duper mega meal?*

*Can you tell I have no idea about McDonald's?!?!

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Second thoughts, I’m rather hungry. Better make it 2 Big Macs. I’ll stack em into a Giant Mac. "

That is an impressive burger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gary's back

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria

Burger King

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By *all Guy 00Man  over a year ago

Dumfries


"I want a f’kin Big Mac now though.

Same!

Another McDonald’s run? 99p triple cheeseburger on the app today if anybody fancies it. That's a little too much meat and not enough filling for my liking.

Can I have an apple pie

Is that a euphemism or do you actually want an apple pie? Just checking

A actual apple pie, I thought you were going... you can add a creme egg mcflurry if you are as I've got the munchies"

Mmmm I like pie

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By *phroditeWoman  over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I really find it awesome how many ladies all of a sudden loose there inibithions...they suddenly become wild.. and forget there McDonald food... but guess eat to their own or each to their own..lol happy New year

"

I get it... you mean they forget lose their inhibitions, forget their Macdonald food and become wild because you have driven them to becoming so aroused? Is that what you meant, OP?

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you.

Love the outfit, you look great "

.

Thank you

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By *olden RatioWoman  over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

I'll have a large dominoes pizza please, and I'm not sharing.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

Actually.... I think this guy has a mcdonalds fetish and just wants us all to tell him our favourite orders!

I'll have a big mac, large fries and chocolate milkshake to dip my fries in to please, op

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By *toC Thats MeWoman  over a year ago

Sheffield

I remember his previous body shaming posts

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

OP you can obviously post whatever the heck you want.

But it's clear that nobody else really wants you bring others down the way you do. How many more of these types of threads are you going to start? They all end the same, talking about McDonald's which I doubt is your intention.

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Do you ever post anything positive OP?

Almost every thread you post has derogatory comments towards women and their size or weight.

It’s not really the spirit of Fab is it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Let's role play

I'll be burger king, you be McDonalds.

I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it"

I love that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Deja vu with another obnoxious post.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP you can obviously post whatever the heck you want.

But it's clear that nobody else really wants you bring others down the way you do. How many more of these types of threads are you going to start? They all end the same, talking about McDonald's which I doubt is your intention. "

Now that’s a weird fetish. It’s probably stemming from a deep need to understand how the firmness of the chip, the straw, the burger buns maintain such sprightliness when other things closer to home go limp so very quickly.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"I want a f’kin Big Mac now though.

Same!

Another McDonald’s run? 99p triple cheeseburger on the app today if anybody fancies it. That's a little too much meat and not enough filling for my liking.

Can I have an apple pie

Is that a euphemism or do you actually want an apple pie? Just checking

A actual apple pie, I thought you were going... you can add a creme egg mcflurry if you are as I've got the munchies

Mmmm I like pie "

No cream on it though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I want a Macdonald's now, damn you

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Doubling down.

Troll?

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By *onguester OP   Man  over a year ago

street

Lol enjoy your new year...got you chatting... enjoy your days and nights...ohhh and don't forget... keep fit and healthy...lol...

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Think that's enough fab for one day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go to bed Gary, your repetitive threads about womens size and McDonald’s are boring as hell.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll have a large dominoes pizza please, and I'm not sharing. "

Now THATS an offensive post.

Blocked and reported.

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By *un_SizeWoman  over a year ago

edinburgh

Also, ’their’ is posessive. So it would be their inhibitions not ’there’ inhibitions.

You’re welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol enjoy your new year...got you chatting... enjoy your days and nights...ohhh and don't forget... keep fit and healthy...lol..."

Are you going back under your bridge until you decide to have another go at women and their size?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who knew Max Headroom worked at McDonalds?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple  over a year ago

Merseyside

Just makes no sense probably better to not write anything OP

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Why are there so many people don't care about how they look...lol... just being honest.."

Because I don't care that people like you have terrible opinions of fat people like me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol enjoy your new year...got you chatting... enjoy your days and nights...ohhh and don't forget... keep fit and healthy...lol...

Are you going back under your bridge until you decide to have another go at women and their size? "

He's got a shift at McDonald's he can't be late for.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol enjoy your new year...got you chatting... enjoy your days and nights...ohhh and don't forget... keep fit and healthy...lol..."

It’s pretty boring though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go to bed Gary, your repetitive threads about womens size and McDonald’s are boring as hell."

Agreed. It’s always the ones who can’t spell and also can’t communicate a thought think they are so original. Gary I’m sorry I even read the first thread point.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Who knew Max Headroom worked at McDonalds? "

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle

OP are you fit and healthy? Don't be getting a high blood pressure, Especially with all that negative energy eating you inside.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I really find it awesome how many ladies all of a sudden loose there inibithions...they suddenly become wild.. and forget there McDonald food... but guess eat to their own or each to their own..lol happy New year

"

Gary, you’d find Twitter much more your style

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is this like what McDonald’s do I prefer? Small medium or large?

Well, the large drink is a joke, we all know that’s just medium in a bigger cup with more ice.

The large fries are the same, medium fries in a bigger box.

So I order medium. Good value too.

But I am a KFC fan, I prefer the breast

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lol enjoy your new year...got you chatting... enjoy your days and nights...ohhh and don't forget... keep fit and healthy...lol...

Are you going back under your bridge until you decide to have another go at women and their size?

He's got a shift at McDonald's he can't be late for. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whos Gary?? Missed all this post

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you.

But now I would be a ladened sparrow and I am going to have to calculate the drag coefficient and the effect of weight on beats per second. How heavy is the McDonalds?

Which would be the lightest burger I wonder, we could go for that."

Okay a big mac weighs 240g on average (depending on how heavy on the special source you have been). A European sparrow weighs about 20g.

So let’s just say the sparrow was able to lift 12 times it’s body weight but would expend more energy to do so, this would mean converting velocity into lift (to maintain height), thus I propose that we reduce wing beats per second by a third (to 8 bps) to take into account beats designed for lift not thrust (slower and with more arc) and reduce the velocity by two thirds (to maintain altitude) say 0.25mps

So we get 8 x 0.25 say 2metres per second or

4.47mph for a swallow carrying a Big Mac, long story short, how do you feel about a cold Big Mac?

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Is this like what McDonald’s do I prefer? Small medium or large?

Well, the large drink is a joke, we all know that’s just medium in a bigger cup with more ice.

The large fries are the same, medium fries in a bigger box.

So I order medium. Good value too.

But I am a KFC fan, I prefer the breast "

Ooooh a lush fillet tower meal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whos Gary?? Missed all this post "

The latest bit of the world's longest 'can't get laid so trying to insult women without doing enough to get banned'tantrum.

Must be lonely.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this like what McDonald’s do I prefer? Small medium or large?

Well, the large drink is a joke, we all know that’s just medium in a bigger cup with more ice.

The large fries are the same, medium fries in a bigger box.

So I order medium. Good value too.

But I am a KFC fan, I prefer the breast

Ooooh a lush fillet tower meal "

Yes the food in KFC smacks the ass of A McChicken sandwich.

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"OP are you fit and healthy? Don't be getting a high blood pressure, Especially with all that negative energy eating you inside. "

He's probably too busy wanking with a big mac to reply now

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By *un_SizeWoman  over a year ago

edinburgh

Precisely that.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Whos Gary?? Missed all this post

The latest bit of the world's longest 'can't get laid so trying to insult women without doing enough to get banned'tantrum.

Must be lonely.

"

Repetitive offenders have found themselves in trouble in the past.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Is this like what McDonald’s do I prefer? Small medium or large?

Well, the large drink is a joke, we all know that’s just medium in a bigger cup with more ice.

The large fries are the same, medium fries in a bigger box.

So I order medium. Good value too.

But I am a KFC fan, I prefer the breast

Ooooh a lush fillet tower meal

Yes the food in KFC smacks the ass of A McChicken sandwich. "

The chicken burger from a mcchicken burger in the middle of a double cheeseburger is an experience though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Whos Gary?? Missed all this post

The latest bit of the world's longest 'can't get laid so trying to insult women without doing enough to get banned'tantrum. Sounds like hes got issues

Must be lonely.

Repetitive offenders have found themselves in trouble in the past.

"

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By *all Guy 00Man  over a year ago

Dumfries


"I want a f’kin Big Mac now though.

Same!

Another McDonald’s run? 99p triple cheeseburger on the app today if anybody fancies it. That's a little too much meat and not enough filling for my liking.

Can I have an apple pie

Is that a euphemism or do you actually want an apple pie? Just checking

A actual apple pie, I thought you were going... you can add a creme egg mcflurry if you are as I've got the munchies

Mmmm I like pie

No cream on it though "

Oh save that for somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

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By *azorRay666Man  over a year ago

Esher

To quote Blackadder, wibble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thought he was off only fools and horses haha

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle


"OP are you fit and healthy? Don't be getting a high blood pressure, Especially with all that negative energy eating you inside.

He's probably too busy wanking with a big mac to reply now "

Aww bless him! Hope he's not cum in the McFlurry

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly "

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this like what McDonald’s do I prefer? Small medium or large?

Well, the large drink is a joke, we all know that’s just medium in a bigger cup with more ice.

The large fries are the same, medium fries in a bigger box.

So I order medium. Good value too.

But I am a KFC fan, I prefer the breast

Ooooh a lush fillet tower meal

Yes the food in KFC smacks the ass of A McChicken sandwich.

The chicken burger from a mcchicken burger in the middle of a double cheeseburger is an experience though "

Sounds hot. I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it "

But who’s Gary?

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you.

But now I would be a ladened sparrow and I am going to have to calculate the drag coefficient and the effect of weight on beats per second. How heavy is the McDonalds?

Which would be the lightest burger I wonder, we could go for that.

Okay a big mac weighs 240g on average (depending on how heavy on the special source you have been). A European sparrow weighs about 20g.

So let’s just say the sparrow was able to lift 12 times it’s body weight but would expend more energy to do so, this would mean converting velocity into lift (to maintain height), thus I propose that we reduce wing beats per second by a third (to 8 bps) to take into account beats designed for lift not thrust (slower and with more arc) and reduce the velocity by two thirds (to maintain altitude) say 0.25mps

So we get 8 x 0.25 say 2metres per second or

4.47mph for a swallow carrying a Big Mac, long story short, how do you feel about a cold Big Mac? "

I'm very impressed by the thought you've put into this actually. You obviously have brain power, it's strange isn't it how some people have intelligence and some people, well let's just say some people lack a little, and not just in the brain department either I should imagine.

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By *onguester OP   Man  over a year ago

street

Amazing how.people get so defensive for being told the truth..sad life's.... lol no worries to me everything sweet... enjoy

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Is this like what McDonald’s do I prefer? Small medium or large?

Well, the large drink is a joke, we all know that’s just medium in a bigger cup with more ice.

The large fries are the same, medium fries in a bigger box.

So I order medium. Good value too.

But I am a KFC fan, I prefer the breast

Ooooh a lush fillet tower meal

Yes the food in KFC smacks the ass of A McChicken sandwich.

The chicken burger from a mcchicken burger in the middle of a double cheeseburger is an experience though

Sounds hot. I’m in "

Its a date

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you.

But now I would be a ladened sparrow and I am going to have to calculate the drag coefficient and the effect of weight on beats per second. How heavy is the McDonalds?

Which would be the lightest burger I wonder, we could go for that.

Okay a big mac weighs 240g on average (depending on how heavy on the special source you have been). A European sparrow weighs about 20g.

So let’s just say the sparrow was able to lift 12 times it’s body weight but would expend more energy to do so, this would mean converting velocity into lift (to maintain height), thus I propose that we reduce wing beats per second by a third (to 8 bps) to take into account beats designed for lift not thrust (slower and with more arc) and reduce the velocity by two thirds (to maintain altitude) say 0.25mps

So we get 8 x 0.25 say 2metres per second or

4.47mph for a swallow carrying a Big Mac, long story short, how do you feel about a cold Big Mac? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it "

Life is nothing without a sausage and egg McMuffin or the dash to try and get one just before 11

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh and my buns are in better shape than Gary’s I’d wager.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it

Life is nothing without a sausage and egg McMuffin or the dash to try and get one just before 11 "

Maybe McDonald's is the new cake on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it

Life is nothing without a sausage and egg McMuffin or the dash to try and get one just before 11 "

Truth right there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it

Life is nothing without a sausage and egg McMuffin or the dash to try and get one just before 11

Maybe McDonald's is the new cake on the forum "

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it

Life is nothing without a sausage and egg McMuffin or the dash to try and get one just before 11

Truth right there "

I have never had a McDonald's breakfast ever

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By *MrandMrsRedxCouple  over a year ago

Wiltshire

Is this dude still going?!

Mrs

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it

Life is nothing without a sausage and egg McMuffin or the dash to try and get one just before 11

Maybe McDonald's is the new cake on the forum "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it

Life is nothing without a sausage and egg McMuffin or the dash to try and get one just before 11

Truth right there

I have never had a McDonald's breakfast ever "

Please have a sausage and egg McMuffin and report back.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you.

But now I would be a ladened sparrow and I am going to have to calculate the drag coefficient and the effect of weight on beats per second. How heavy is the McDonalds?

Which would be the lightest burger I wonder, we could go for that.

Okay a big mac weighs 240g on average (depending on how heavy on the special source you have been). A European sparrow weighs about 20g.

So let’s just say the sparrow was able to lift 12 times it’s body weight but would expend more energy to do so, this would mean converting velocity into lift (to maintain height), thus I propose that we reduce wing beats per second by a third (to 8 bps) to take into account beats designed for lift not thrust (slower and with more arc) and reduce the velocity by two thirds (to maintain altitude) say 0.25mps

So we get 8 x 0.25 say 2metres per second or

4.47mph for a swallow carrying a Big Mac, long story short, how do you feel about a cold Big Mac?

"

Okay if the thought of a cold Big Mac is unpalatable we could add a small deliveroo thermal bag, but I will need to recalculate the impact of additional weight and the potential benefits of thermal lift.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and my buns are in better shape than Gary’s I’d wager. "
I'd agree

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

I really find it aweless how one man suddenly becomes feral with his grammar (grandma?) but still remembers to offend women in Burger King. {Insert polite season's greetings to absolve oneself}

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple  over a year ago

Maidstone


"Amazing how.people get so defensive for being told the truth..sad life's.... lol no worries to me everything sweet... enjoy"

Sweet? What like a McDonald’s apple pie? Mmmm

Sorry, us fatties get so easily distracted. Barely gives me time to have sex in between all this eating but I still reckon I get it more than you OP.

Lou x

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"OP are you fit and healthy? Don't be getting a high blood pressure, Especially with all that negative energy eating you inside.

He's probably too busy wanking with a big mac to reply now Aww bless him! Hope he's not cum in the McFlurry "

I think sue is working tonight and giving him a prostate massage so it's possible

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Is this dude still going?!

Mrs"

Yep, but have to comment on the colour of your hair, it's amazing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh and my buns are in better shape than Gary’s I’d wager. I'd agree "

Danke sweet cheeks x back at ya

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it

Life is nothing without a sausage and egg McMuffin or the dash to try and get one just before 11

Truth right there

I have never had a McDonald's breakfast ever "

If you're really good I'll treat you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Amazing how.people get so defensive for being told the truth..sad life's.... lol no worries to me everything sweet... enjoy"
Gary ya wee charmer you, you need a Glasgow kiss ..

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By *MrandMrsRedxCouple  over a year ago

Wiltshire


"Is this dude still going?!

Mrs

Yep, but have to comment on the colour of your hair, it's amazing "

Thank you darling!

Loving yours too!

Mrs x

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it

Life is nothing without a sausage and egg McMuffin or the dash to try and get one just before 11

Truth right there

I have never had a McDonald's breakfast ever

If you're really good I'll treat you "

I'm always good, except when I'm bad but I'm good at that too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you.

But now I would be a ladened sparrow and I am going to have to calculate the drag coefficient and the effect of weight on beats per second. How heavy is the McDonalds?

Which would be the lightest burger I wonder, we could go for that.

Okay a big mac weighs 240g on average (depending on how heavy on the special source you have been). A European sparrow weighs about 20g.

So let’s just say the sparrow was able to lift 12 times it’s body weight but would expend more energy to do so, this would mean converting velocity into lift (to maintain height), thus I propose that we reduce wing beats per second by a third (to 8 bps) to take into account beats designed for lift not thrust (slower and with more arc) and reduce the velocity by two thirds (to maintain altitude) say 0.25mps

So we get 8 x 0.25 say 2metres per second or

4.47mph for a swallow carrying a Big Mac, long story short, how do you feel about a cold Big Mac?

Okay if the thought of a cold Big Mac is unpalatable we could add a small deliveroo thermal bag, but I will need to recalculate the impact of additional weight and the potential benefits of thermal lift. "

My head hurts, Devon

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you.

But now I would be a ladened sparrow and I am going to have to calculate the drag coefficient and the effect of weight on beats per second. How heavy is the McDonalds?

Which would be the lightest burger I wonder, we could go for that.

Okay a big mac weighs 240g on average (depending on how heavy on the special source you have been). A European sparrow weighs about 20g.

So let’s just say the sparrow was able to lift 12 times it’s body weight but would expend more energy to do so, this would mean converting velocity into lift (to maintain height), thus I propose that we reduce wing beats per second by a third (to 8 bps) to take into account beats designed for lift not thrust (slower and with more arc) and reduce the velocity by two thirds (to maintain altitude) say 0.25mps

So we get 8 x 0.25 say 2metres per second or

4.47mph for a swallow carrying a Big Mac, long story short, how do you feel about a cold Big Mac?

Okay if the thought of a cold Big Mac is unpalatable we could add a small deliveroo thermal bag, but I will need to recalculate the impact of additional weight and the potential benefits of thermal lift. "

As long as it doesn't 'deliverpoo' as it does it's deliveroo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this like what McDonald’s do I prefer? Small medium or large?

Well, the large drink is a joke, we all know that’s just medium in a bigger cup with more ice.

The large fries are the same, medium fries in a bigger box.

So I order medium. Good value too.

But I am a KFC fan, I prefer the breast

Ooooh a lush fillet tower meal

Yes the food in KFC smacks the ass of A McChicken sandwich.

The chicken burger from a mcchicken burger in the middle of a double cheeseburger is an experience though

Sounds hot. I’m in

Its a date "

. I’ll get you one when I’m in Hampshire. Let me just check where that is…………

I’ve just seen and decided I’ll get you a Deliveroo.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle


"OP are you fit and healthy? Don't be getting a high blood pressure, Especially with all that negative energy eating you inside.

He's probably too busy wanking with a big mac to reply now Aww bless him! Hope he's not cum in the McFlurry

I think sue is working tonight and giving him a prostate massage so it's possible "

Each to their own! If that's her thing and all that jazz

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By *all Guy 00Man  over a year ago

Dumfries

In the words of Tyson Fury

"Oh shut up ya big dosser "

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Is this like what McDonald’s do I prefer? Small medium or large?

Well, the large drink is a joke, we all know that’s just medium in a bigger cup with more ice.

The large fries are the same, medium fries in a bigger box.

So I order medium. Good value too.

But I am a KFC fan, I prefer the breast

Ooooh a lush fillet tower meal

Yes the food in KFC smacks the ass of A McChicken sandwich.

The chicken burger from a mcchicken burger in the middle of a double cheeseburger is an experience though

Sounds hot. I’m in

Its a date

. I’ll get you one when I’m in Hampshire. Let me just check where that is…………

I’ve just seen and decided I’ll get you a Deliveroo.

"

Can I just have a voucher, fake cheese is not nice cold

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" OP didn't you put up a thread about ladies shapes before?? You were insulting if I remember correctly."

I do remember that one...not very accepting if you ask me

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you.

But now I would be a ladened sparrow and I am going to have to calculate the drag coefficient and the effect of weight on beats per second. How heavy is the McDonalds?

Which would be the lightest burger I wonder, we could go for that.

Okay a big mac weighs 240g on average (depending on how heavy on the special source you have been). A European sparrow weighs about 20g.

So let’s just say the sparrow was able to lift 12 times it’s body weight but would expend more energy to do so, this would mean converting velocity into lift (to maintain height), thus I propose that we reduce wing beats per second by a third (to 8 bps) to take into account beats designed for lift not thrust (slower and with more arc) and reduce the velocity by two thirds (to maintain altitude) say 0.25mps

So we get 8 x 0.25 say 2metres per second or

4.47mph for a swallow carrying a Big Mac, long story short, how do you feel about a cold Big Mac?

Okay if the thought of a cold Big Mac is unpalatable we could add a small deliveroo thermal bag, but I will need to recalculate the impact of additional weight and the potential benefits of thermal lift.

As long as it doesn't 'deliverpoo' as it does it's deliveroo"

If we could convert the sparrow into a small hot air balloon I could calculate the benefits of the thermalphysical calculations easier but then we would lose the benefits of wing beats and be at the mercy of windspeed

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you.

But now I would be a ladened sparrow and I am going to have to calculate the drag coefficient and the effect of weight on beats per second. How heavy is the McDonalds?

Which would be the lightest burger I wonder, we could go for that.

Okay a big mac weighs 240g on average (depending on how heavy on the special source you have been). A European sparrow weighs about 20g.

So let’s just say the sparrow was able to lift 12 times it’s body weight but would expend more energy to do so, this would mean converting velocity into lift (to maintain height), thus I propose that we reduce wing beats per second by a third (to 8 bps) to take into account beats designed for lift not thrust (slower and with more arc) and reduce the velocity by two thirds (to maintain altitude) say 0.25mps

So we get 8 x 0.25 say 2metres per second or

4.47mph for a swallow carrying a Big Mac, long story short, how do you feel about a cold Big Mac?

Okay if the thought of a cold Big Mac is unpalatable we could add a small deliveroo thermal bag, but I will need to recalculate the impact of additional weight and the potential benefits of thermal lift.

As long as it doesn't 'deliverpoo' as it does it's deliveroo"

This made me laugh far too much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Amazing how.people get so defensive for being told the truth..sad life's.... lol no worries to me everything sweet... enjoy"

Weren’t you on a bbw thread saying how hot larger ladies are?

Aww someone has really hurt you haven’t they? Did they decline your advances honey bun?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is this like what McDonald’s do I prefer? Small medium or large?

Well, the large drink is a joke, we all know that’s just medium in a bigger cup with more ice.

The large fries are the same, medium fries in a bigger box.

So I order medium. Good value too.

But I am a KFC fan, I prefer the breast

Ooooh a lush fillet tower meal

Yes the food in KFC smacks the ass of A McChicken sandwich.

The chicken burger from a mcchicken burger in the middle of a double cheeseburger is an experience though

Sounds hot. I’m in

Its a date

. I’ll get you one when I’m in Hampshire. Let me just check where that is…………

I’ve just seen and decided I’ll get you a Deliveroo.

Can I just have a voucher, fake cheese is not nice cold "

Microwave? Im sure there’s a YouTube video where someone shows how to heat up a McDonald’s. (So I heard )

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"Is this like what McDonald’s do I prefer? Small medium or large?

Well, the large drink is a joke, we all know that’s just medium in a bigger cup with more ice.

The large fries are the same, medium fries in a bigger box.

So I order medium. Good value too.

But I am a KFC fan, I prefer the breast

Ooooh a lush fillet tower meal

Yes the food in KFC smacks the ass of A McChicken sandwich.

The chicken burger from a mcchicken burger in the middle of a double cheeseburger is an experience though

Sounds hot. I’m in

Its a date

. I’ll get you one when I’m in Hampshire. Let me just check where that is…………

I’ve just seen and decided I’ll get you a Deliveroo.

Can I just have a voucher, fake cheese is not nice cold

Microwave? Im sure there’s a YouTube video where someone shows how to heat up a McDonald’s. (So I heard ) "

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it

Life is nothing without a sausage and egg McMuffin or the dash to try and get one just before 11

Truth right there

I have never had a McDonald's breakfast ever

If you're really good I'll treat you

I'm always good, except when I'm bad but I'm good at that too "

Well you show me how good you're at being bad and I'll give you some sausage in a muffin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Amazing how.people get so defensive for being told the truth..sad life's.... lol no worries to me everything sweet... enjoy

Weren’t you on a bbw thread saying how hot larger ladies are?

Aww someone has really hurt you haven’t they? Did they decline your advances honey bun? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

OP I love food far more than I will ever love your opinion so your words are meaningless.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it

Life is nothing without a sausage and egg McMuffin or the dash to try and get one just before 11

Truth right there

I have never had a McDonald's breakfast ever

If you're really good I'll treat you

I'm always good, except when I'm bad but I'm good at that too

Well you show me how good you're at being bad and I'll give you some sausage in a muffin "

Cheeky

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"OP are you fit and healthy? Don't be getting a high blood pressure, Especially with all that negative energy eating you inside.

He's probably too busy wanking with a big mac to reply now Aww bless him! Hope he's not cum in the McFlurry

I think sue is working tonight and giving him a prostate massage so it's possible Each to their own! If that's her thing and all that jazz "

You meant jizz I think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All this is jolly japes but I still ain’t got my Giant Mac.

Now your corrupting shit with talk of McFlurrys and Apple pies. Bastards the lot of ya!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"Gary's the only person I'm aware of that can fill a thread so quickly

It's because I love McDonald's so much as do most of the forum by the looks of it

Life is nothing without a sausage and egg McMuffin or the dash to try and get one just before 11

Truth right there

I have never had a McDonald's breakfast ever

If you're really good I'll treat you

I'm always good, except when I'm bad but I'm good at that too

Well you show me how good you're at being bad and I'll give you some sausage in a muffin

Cheeky "

You know it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Sounds hot. I’m in

Its a date

. I’ll get you one when I’m in Hampshire. Let me just check where that is…………

I’ve just seen and decided I’ll get you a Deliveroo.

Can I just have a voucher, fake cheese is not nice cold

Microwave? Im sure there’s a YouTube video where someone shows how to heat up a McDonald’s. (So I heard )

"

Try it, you’ll be love’in it.

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"The airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow is 9 metres per second or 20.1 mph (this assumes a European barn swallow and that each flap of a wing propels it forward 0.75m and assume 12 wing beats per second)

Now I have answered your question, can I cross the bridge?

Only if you bring a McDonald's with you.

But now I would be a ladened sparrow and I am going to have to calculate the drag coefficient and the effect of weight on beats per second. How heavy is the McDonalds?

Which would be the lightest burger I wonder, we could go for that.

Okay a big mac weighs 240g on average (depending on how heavy on the special source you have been). A European sparrow weighs about 20g.

So let’s just say the sparrow was able to lift 12 times it’s body weight but would expend more energy to do so, this would mean converting velocity into lift (to maintain height), thus I propose that we reduce wing beats per second by a third (to 8 bps) to take into account beats designed for lift not thrust (slower and with more arc) and reduce the velocity by two thirds (to maintain altitude) say 0.25mps

So we get 8 x 0.25 say 2metres per second or

4.47mph for a swallow carrying a Big Mac, long story short, how do you feel about a cold Big Mac?

Okay if the thought of a cold Big Mac is unpalatable we could add a small deliveroo thermal bag, but I will need to recalculate the impact of additional weight and the potential benefits of thermal lift.

As long as it doesn't 'deliverpoo' as it does it's deliveroo

This made me laugh far too much "

Pleased it made you smile

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"OP I love food far more than I will ever love your opinion so your words are meaningless.

"

Especially with his grammar

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By *xydadbodMan  over a year ago

Milton keynes

I fancy a large banana milkshake now

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"All this is jolly japes but I still ain’t got my Giant Mac.

Now your corrupting shit with talk of McFlurrys and Apple pies. Bastards the lot of ya! "

Have you ever dipped an apple pie slice in a mcflurry...

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle


"All this is jolly japes but I still ain’t got my Giant Mac.

Now your corrupting shit with talk of McFlurrys and Apple pies. Bastards the lot of ya! "

Casually eats food

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP I love food far more than I will ever love your opinion so your words are meaningless.

Especially with his grammar "

Absolutely

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By *nlyfun3Woman  over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

Ooo McDonald's. Monday is barging day if you have the app. Triple cheese burger today for 99p.

Oh and BTW OP great teeth, some people don't look after theirs, I don't know why they don't. It makes sense doesn't it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All this is jolly japes but I still ain’t got my Giant Mac.

Now your corrupting shit with talk of McFlurrys and Apple pies. Bastards the lot of ya!

Have you ever dipped an apple pie slice in a mcflurry..."

Oh no you didn’t go there.

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By *uby StarCouple  over a year ago

Durham


"I fancy a large banana milkshake now "

Banana, well that's one of your 5 a day, good and healthy

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By *ear in the chairMan  over a year ago

Godstone

Why is anyone feeding the keyboard warrior troll who'd not have the balls to say what he says face to face?

Just wondering

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Id love a big mac now

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

I prefer KFC......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All this is jolly japes but I still ain’t got my Giant Mac.

Now your corrupting shit with talk of McFlurrys and Apple pies. Bastards the lot of ya! Casually eats food "

There’s no middle finger emojii so swap the thumb for it.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Why is anyone feeding the keyboard warrior troll who'd not have the balls to say what he says face to face?

Just wondering "

Because then this thread will disappear, and not be bumped at a random time

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By *toC Thats MeWoman  over a year ago

Sheffield


"

Have you ever dipped an apple pie slice in a mcflurry..."

Game changer

Or a shot or 2 of espresso, pour into a vanilla milkshake and mix well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s over in 5…..

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"I prefer KFC...... "
well to be honest I much prefer supermacs but i doubt many on here know what it is

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Fin

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours


"All this is jolly japes but I still ain’t got my Giant Mac.

Now your corrupting shit with talk of McFlurrys and Apple pies. Bastards the lot of ya! Casually eats food

There’s no middle finger emojii so swap the thumb for it. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I cannot be arsed with these kind of threads, total nonsense

NBVN x

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle


"All this is jolly japes but I still ain’t got my Giant Mac.

Now your corrupting shit with talk of McFlurrys and Apple pies. Bastards the lot of ya! Casually eats food

There’s no middle finger emojii so swap the thumb for it. "

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By *ust PeachyWoman  over a year ago

Prestonish


"Why are there so many people don't care about how they look...lol... just being honest.."

Oh I SEE! Well Gary - I’m not slim but I can’t abide Macdonalds. I also eat relatively healthily and walk the dog for at least an hour a day.

Curious to know what makes you so amazing that you can look down on the rest of us.

Also worth bearing in mind that men don’t get pregnant, men don’t give birth and suffer the after effects, men don’t breastfeed and suffer the after effects, and men don’t have the menopause and suffer the after effects - all of which applies to me and many, many other ladies on here!

With an attitude like yours op - if you genuinely believe it’s appropriate and ‘funny’ to ridicule the people you’re supposed to be seeking - I honestly don’t know why you’re on the site. It clearly isn’t to make friends either!!

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By *xydadbodMan  over a year ago

Milton keynes


"I fancy a large banana milkshake now

Banana, well that's one of your 5 a day, good and healthy "

In that case, shall I go for a banana and strawberry mix and make it two then, I'll add an apple pie, thats 3, a big tasty which has tomatoes so that's 4 lol and.. yeah go on then.. I'll have a carrot stick bag too haha

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