Had a pretty verbose profile which dwelt extensively on me and my peculiarities and depravities. In addition, I had a multitude of images with which to display myself to any prospective liasons, in perhaps a vain misconception that I wouldn't be too visually displeasing.

However, I found my efforts to be in vain as my valiant attempts at raising the interest of any members of the opposite sex proved fruitless for the most part and an almost Sisyphean task.

Hence, upon visiting the profiles of members far more successful than I, I decided that brevity and an air of mystery might be a better strategy. So I made my profile shorter, I hid my photos apart from one which I hoped would provoke some if not intercouse then at least discourse. Unfortunately, so far no one has yet come forth with that succinct reply of "Nice shoes, want to shag?".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm the porn mag at the bottom of the pile that's stuck together

Stuck together by…..?????

Am I thinking wrongly here?

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By *ecky and justCouple over a year ago

Godalming

We hope ours isn’t too verbose but obviously too long for some hence the prologue for those who won’t read the whole thing.

I think we might be the magazine in the doctors surgery.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm the porn mag at the bottom of the pile that's stuck together

Stuck together by…..?????

Am I thinking wrongly here?

No you're thinking right, straight cock hunter magnet

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

A treatise on navel gazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A mere mention in dispatches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm the porn mag at the bottom of the pile that's stuck together

Stuck together by…..?????

Am I thinking wrongly here?

No you're thinking right, straight cock hunter magnet

I think I’m dead

!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm like a brochure in the waiting room no one reads

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By *ocopops1962Man over a year ago

Glasgow / Lindon

No War and Peace here , I’m just a pamphlet …

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Five words. Seven including header

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

I am a dot to dot.

Or sudoku.

But never a crossword

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

We are maybe one of those books you just glance at at the book store, but come back later for a better look.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One line.

Simple but effective.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm the porn mag at the bottom of the pile that's stuck together

Stuck together by…..?????

Am I thinking wrongly here?

No you're thinking right, straight cock hunter magnet

I think I’m dead

!!!"

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

"I'm the porn mag at the bottom of the pile that's stuck together

Stuck together by…..?????

Am I thinking wrongly here?

No you're thinking right, straight cock hunter magnet

I think I’m dead

!!!"
oh Mr grealish, we'd happily read you from cover to cover..

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

Mine is a character study in a psychology volume. I let other people judge which chapter I should be in.

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By *onnie 90Woman over a year ago

Leeds

My singles profile (written by me) is very matter of fact. Harsh in places but gets the point across.

I also have a couples profile with my partner, Bonnie And Clyde9070. The profile there (written by Clyde) is a monumental epic of biblical proportions. The of Ben Hur of FAB profiles. Inventive, bizarre and downright hilarious. Designed by Clyde to attract the kind of people who don't take themselves too seriously and like a good laugh.

A world apart. But opposites attract.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Erm.... i really wouldnt know how to describe mine?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I think mine has the essentials, but not sure if it seems too long to anyone.

It must do. Most messages are from men that couldn't read it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm.... i really wouldnt know how to describe mine?

I'd describe it as one of the best!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine is just a little filler to squeeze at the bottom of a page or to fill up a little corner when you've run out of pictures and important stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've mastered the art of saying loads, yet nothing at all

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By *ember101Man over a year ago

London

I’m a one page brief. Just the need to know stuff to get you talking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot of waffling and a lot of pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s gets bigger and bigger when I think of something extra Id like to add - sometimes there’s a full paragraph on please ffs don’t be just a dick pic lol - other times I add sexy stuff about what I’d like

… and then I read it again and think does anyone give a toss and delete big chunks

If there was a counter at the bottom saying how often it had been edited I’d die

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of waffling and a lot of pics "

The pics are worth the waffle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of waffling and a lot of pics "

Waffle and pics

… the perfect response for me too really

I should have responded the same as you did but I waffled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of waffling and a lot of pics

Waffle and pics

… the perfect response for me too really

I should have responded the same as you did but I waffled

Lovely waffle, and even lovelier pics.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of waffling and a lot of pics

Waffle and pics

… the perfect response for me too really

I should have responded the same as you did but I waffled

gorgeous pics

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

"Mine is just a little filler to squeeze at the bottom of a page or to fill up a little corner when you've run out of pictures and important stuff

"
a corner we'd love to head to and read more about.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot of waffling and a lot of pics

The pics are worth the waffle

Why thank you

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By *entakuruMan over a year ago

Exeter

I actually got more responses when I cut my profile right down to a couple of lines.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sherlock Holmes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A unintelligible post it note.....possibly even a doodle..

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By *ose and her beastCouple over a year ago

Watford

Tom grissham novel

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"We are maybe one of those books you just glance at at the book store, but come back later for a better look. "

I tend to keep looking so would agree

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

If fab charged by the word I'd need another mortgage

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By *irky_coupleCouple over a year ago

kirky

Decent length with a bit of padding

Did see one profile that we scrolled down and looked like it was exceptionally long. Turned out to be 3 lines of profile and the rest was every "disclaimer" that's ever been posted on here. You do get some absolute sheep on here.

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