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Had a pretty verbose profile which dwelt extensively on me and my peculiarities and depravities. In addition, I had a multitude of images with which to display myself to any prospective liasons, in perhaps a vain misconception that I wouldn't be too visually displeasing.
However, I found my efforts to be in vain as my valiant attempts at raising the interest of any members of the opposite sex proved fruitless for the most part and an almost Sisyphean task.
Hence, upon visiting the profiles of members far more successful than I, I decided that brevity and an air of mystery might be a better strategy. So I made my profile shorter, I hid my photos apart from one which I hoped would provoke some if not intercouse then at least discourse. Unfortunately, so far no one has yet come forth with that succinct reply of "Nice shoes, want to shag?". |
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over a year ago
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"I'm the porn mag at the bottom of the pile that's stuck together 
Stuck together by…..????? 
Am I thinking wrongly here?
No you're thinking right, straight cock hunter magnet "
I think I’m dead
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"I'm the porn mag at the bottom of the pile that's stuck together
Stuck together by…..?????
Am I thinking wrongly here?
No you're thinking right, straight cock hunter magnet
I think I’m dead
!!!"
oh Mr grealish, we'd happily read you from cover to cover..  |
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My singles profile (written by me) is very matter of fact. Harsh in places but gets the point across.
I also have a couples profile with my partner, Bonnie And Clyde9070. The profile there (written by Clyde) is a monumental epic of biblical proportions. The of Ben Hur of FAB profiles. Inventive, bizarre and downright hilarious. Designed by Clyde to attract the kind of people who don't take themselves too seriously and like a good laugh.
A world apart. But opposites attract. |
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over a year ago
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It’s gets bigger and bigger when I think of something extra Id like to add - sometimes there’s a full paragraph on please ffs don’t be just a dick pic lol - other times I add sexy stuff about what I’d like 
… and then I read it again and think does anyone give a toss and delete big chunks 
If there was a counter at the bottom saying how often it had been edited I’d die x |
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over a year ago
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"A lot of waffling and a lot of pics "
Waffle and pics  … the perfect response for me too really 
I should have responded the same as you did but I waffled |
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"A lot of waffling and a lot of pics
Waffle and pics … the perfect response for me too really
I should have responded the same as you did but I waffled "
Lovely waffle, and even lovelier pics. |
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"Mine is just a little filler to squeeze at the bottom of a page or to fill up a little corner when you've run out of pictures and important stuff  "
a corner we'd love to head to and read more about. |
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Decent length with a bit of padding
Did see one profile that we scrolled down and looked like it was exceptionally long. Turned out to be 3 lines of profile and the rest was every "disclaimer" that's ever been posted on here. You do get some absolute sheep on here. |
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