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Sparkles Bar is Open for NYE
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What ya all having?
Clothing optional
Pole in the corner
Jukebox is full.
Snacks available
Soft drinks for the drivers.
This bar wench is unwell so mines an OJ.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bringing cakes,
Lemon drizzle, chocolate and a Vicki sandwich.
Please can I have a glass of white wine?"
You can have the bottle m’lady. Sauvignon Blanc or Chardonnay? X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there a ball pit?! 
There’s anything you wish for in sparkles bar x
I wish for a giant ball pit pretty please
And darts."
There’s defo darts it’s a proper pub this. Haha x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...and a twister mat ...gotta have a twister mat 
Naked twister!!!!!
...exactly and seems some above are ready for action in their birthday suit already "
Can I be the one spinning the little wheel thingy? |
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"Bringing cakes,
Lemon drizzle, chocolate and a Vicki sandwich.
Please can I have a glass of white wine?
You can have the bottle m’lady. Sauvignon Blanc or Chardonnay? X "
Sauvignon please.
And get well soon |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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...and a twister mat ...gotta have a twister mat
Naked twister!!!!!
...exactly and seems some above are ready for action in their birthday suit already
Can I be the one spinning the little wheel thingy? "
...yes that, and looking after the baby oil so there's no cheating when it starts!
Bottle of Prosecco in the meantime please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwwh, I'll have a vodka and fresh orange please, and a hot toddy for the bar wench 
Oh I don’t have flu but thank you. Vodka coming up. X "
Well I hope you feel better soon, after a couple more of these vodkas, I may end up on the pole, so that might perk you up x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Awwwh, I'll have a vodka and fresh orange please, and a hot toddy for the bar wench
Oh I don’t have flu but thank you. Vodka coming up. X
Well I hope you feel better soon, after a couple more of these vodkas, I may end up on the pole, so that might perk you up x"
Now that I’d love to see x |
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Good evening one and all. As it's early I'll have a pepsi max
Hope you all don't mind swept-back brown hair and a geeky smile. Heading over to the Jukebox to select some 80s tracks.
Ordering pizza in a few minutes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sparkly one id like a espresso martini please and whatever you would like...
Also why am i the only one in a santa thong 
Did no one get the fancy dress memo?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whats the dress code? Just got out the bath and deciding what to wear to bring the new year in  i've got a pretty flouncy dress that I might give a whirl.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have a double jd and the Pepsi alternative please and I'll remove one item of clothing each hour so I'm naked for midnight "
Oooh yes please. Xx |
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I think we should dress up as Bavarian bar maids for your birthday. Just saying 
Please can I have a Jamesons on ice? To start. Followed by two shots of tequila. Followed by multiple spiced rum and Diet Cokes. Then another tequila before my last drink, a pint of staropramen, Then I’ll go throw up, and that can be followed by cheese chips and gravy?
No wonder I’m single! |
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"I think we should dress up as Bavarian bar maids for your birthday. Just saying
Please can I have a Jamesons on ice? To start. Followed by two shots of tequila. Followed by multiple spiced rum and Diet Cokes. Then another tequila before my last drink, a pint of staropramen, Then I’ll go throw up, and that can be followed by cheese chips and gravy?
No wonder I’m single! "
Ahh but what about those cheesey chips and gravy again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whisky or rum any brand, and the DJ needs to be playing lots of Prince, Da La Soul, House of Pain, Stevie Wonder, Fleetwood Mac, The Doors, Bowie, 10cc and REO Speedwagon... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think we should dress up as Bavarian bar maids for your birthday. Just saying
Please can I have a Jamesons on ice? To start. Followed by two shots of tequila. Followed by multiple spiced rum and Diet Cokes. Then another tequila before my last drink, a pint of staropramen, Then I’ll go throw up, and that can be followed by cheese chips and gravy?
No wonder I’m single! "
Hahahaha omg. Can you imagine!
And that sounds like a fab night out tbh. Can’t wait for Bristol.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just to inform you, the pole is no longer in the corner, it is right here between my legs.
And I'll have a white russian please. "
Are you short sighted? Either way, I'll go first. |
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"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...
This was my trail of thought ….
I have big jugs but no outfit
You say that like it's a bad thing. Naked it is! "
Bit nippy to be parading about nude  |
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"Just to inform you, the pole is no longer in the corner, it is right here between my legs.
And I'll have a white russian please.
Are you short sighted? Either way, I'll go first. "
I never remember which way short and long sighted work. Either way, I didn't say it was a big pole. But jump on it. |
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"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...
This was my trail of thought ….
I have big jugs but no outfit
You say that like it's a bad thing. Naked it is!
Bit nippy to be parading about nude "
Sparkle, fire up the heaters. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...
This was my trail of thought ….
I have big jugs but no outfit
You say that like it's a bad thing. Naked it is!
Bit nippy to be parading about nude
Sparkle, fire up the heaters. "
Heating is on. Gas heaters in the smoking area and outside. Should be toasty!
Log burner on in the lounge.
Xx |
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"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...
This was my trail of thought ….
I have big jugs but no outfit
You say that like it's a bad thing. Naked it is!
Bit nippy to be parading about nude
Sparkle, fire up the heaters.
Heating is on. Gas heaters in the smoking area and outside. Should be toasty!
Log burner on in the lounge.
Xx "
Darn it, no wiggle room to not being naked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...
This was my trail of thought ….
I have big jugs but no outfit
You say that like it's a bad thing. Naked it is!
Bit nippy to be parading about nude
Sparkle, fire up the heaters.
Heating is on. Gas heaters in the smoking area and outside. Should be toasty!
Log burner on in the lounge.
Xx
Darn it, no wiggle room to not being naked "
Failing that come here for a naked boob cwtch. X |
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"Bavarian marmaids definitely. With big jugs ...
This was my trail of thought ….
I have big jugs but no outfit
You say that like it's a bad thing. Naked it is!
Bit nippy to be parading about nude
Sparkle, fire up the heaters.
Heating is on. Gas heaters in the smoking area and outside. Should be toasty!
Log burner on in the lounge.
Xx
Darn it, no wiggle room to not being naked
Failing that come here for a naked boob cwtch. X"
Now there's an offer I can't refuse x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just to inform you, the pole is no longer in the corner, it is right here between my legs.
And I'll have a white russian please.
Are you short sighted? Either way, I'll go first.
I never remember which way short and long sighted work. Either way, I didn't say it was a big pole. But jump on it. "
Don't worry, I wear glasses and I had to Google it. Jump and I'll probably snap it.. let me lower myself on carefully. |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"Rarely drink, but I’ll have a pale ale (blame the nerves).
One sip and the waffing commences
Waffling on what subject? "
Highbrow, lowbrow, utter filth and all points in between. Waffling is good for yhe soul |
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"Rarely drink, but I’ll have a pale ale (blame the nerves).
One sip and the waffing commences
Waffling on what subject?
Highbrow, lowbrow, utter filth and all points in between. Waffling is good for yhe soul "
Agreed but you must have a waffling specialist subject, everyone does |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"Rarely drink, but I’ll have a pale ale (blame the nerves).
One sip and the waffing commences
Waffling on what subject?
Highbrow, lowbrow, utter filth and all points in between. Waffling is good for yhe soul
Agreed but you must have a waffling specialist subject, everyone does "
The wild landscapes of Wales probably. Closely followed by obscure soul records and the joys to be found in the less obvious bits of the female form . |
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"Rarely drink, but I’ll have a pale ale (blame the nerves).
One sip and the waffing commences
Waffling on what subject?
Highbrow, lowbrow, utter filth and all points in between. Waffling is good for yhe soul
Agreed but you must have a waffling specialist subject, everyone does
The wild landscapes of Wales probably. Closely followed by obscure soul records and the joys to be found in the less obvious bits of the female form ."
www I like Welsh landscape, preselli hills being my favourite. |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"Rarely drink, but I’ll have a pale ale (blame the nerves).
One sip and the waffing commences
Waffling on what subject?
Highbrow, lowbrow, utter filth and all points in between. Waffling is good for yhe soul
Agreed but you must have a waffling specialist subject, everyone does
The wild landscapes of Wales probably. Closely followed by obscure soul records and the joys to be found in the less obvious bits of the female form .
www I like Welsh landscape, preselli hills being my favourite. "
I’m at my happiest when in wild places in wild weather.
I adore those hills - I’ve walked much higher and much more remote, but they are the most special place to me. There’s definitely a sense of history and mystery there. Go there all the time (from North Pembs originally).
This here bar is a nice place to be too, though . |
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I'll bring a barrel of Old Speckled Hen for the beer drinkers and a dozen bottles of Chardonnay for the wine drinkers. Plus to add to the cake being brought in, I'll bring a large Christmas cake and a large can of squirty cream. Creamy fun anyone 
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I’ve got a couple of boxes of mince pies and a full Christmas cake left if anyone is still hungry, and still a few pints left in the keg, and plenty of JD, Vodka and for some reason 3 bottles of Baileys ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shots then ...
...no, wait ... dry January 
That officially starts on the 2nd....in my house
Haha isn't that technically cheating "
Its 'Real Politic' applied to emptying a cupboard......also its good for the environment to get rid of leftovers.....we dont want to just throw them away |
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