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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There’s a number of straight men willing to suck my penis.
There’s a couple of ladies who want their site supports pass buying for them.
There’s a whole raft of offers for me to ‘cum n go’
A couple who appear to be obsessed with their local club.
Oh and there’s a couple of women I could fuck if I fab their photo’s.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual
That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too  "
It's ok I did it earlier this week  |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
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"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual
That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too
It's ok I did it earlier this week "
Did it work though?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual
That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too
It's ok I did it earlier this week
Did it work though? "
Of course it bloody didn't!! Mine says I am not meeting. I quite like this as it means if they message asking to meet I have a get-out clause right there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual
That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too "
I know your not meeting but..........
Sorry couldnt help my self |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual
That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too
I know your not meeting but..........
Sorry couldnt help my self"
And that's exactly what all the other guys wrote! It's quite relaxing tbh. |
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People seem to be quite chipper on mine, which is nice to see. Lot's of couples and ladies looking for NYE plans, a lady who seems to think it might be her birthday and a rather gorgeous looking lady adding pics of her deep-throating a rabbit - glorious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual
That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too
I know your not meeting but..........
Sorry couldnt help my self
And that's exactly what all the other guys wrote! It's quite relaxing tbh. "
i bet. Would do my head in. Some right plant pots on here. |
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"People seem to be quite chipper on mine, which is nice to see. Lot's of couples and ladies looking for NYE plans, a lady who seems to think it might be her birthday and a rather gorgeous looking lady adding pics of her deep-throating a rabbit - glorious."
I totally just had a hideous image in my head of a woman and a fluffy bunny and wondered how it had got past the mods until I remembered the name of a popular sex toy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Always makes me chuckle
One wants two BBC but must be vaccinated
Another unexpected pregnancy!!! I wonder if she knows who the father is!!! "
The Father quote.....
excellent  
I'm sure the lady in question is very happy with her news....would she advertise if she wasn't, I'll have a think about it... congrats to her... |
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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago
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"People seem to be quite chipper on mine, which is nice to see. Lot's of couples and ladies looking for NYE plans, a lady who seems to think it might be her birthday and a rather gorgeous looking lady adding pics of her deep-throating a rabbit - glorious."
She's not sure when her birthday is! |
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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Always makes me chuckle
One wants two BBC but must be vaccinated
Another unexpected pregnancy!!! I wonder if she knows who the father is!!!
The Father quote.....
excellent
I'm sure the lady in question is very happy with her news....would she advertise if she wasn't, I'll have a think about it... congrats to her..."
She also said she's not meeting for awhile! How good this news is I'm not sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual
That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too
I know your not meeting but..........
Sorry couldnt help my self
And that's exactly what all the other guys wrote! It's quite relaxing tbh. i bet. Would do my head in. Some right plant pots on here."
Plant pots? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual
That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too
I know your not meeting but..........
Sorry couldnt help my self
And that's exactly what all the other guys wrote! It's quite relaxing tbh. i bet. Would do my head in. Some right plant pots on here.
Plant pots? "
idiots. |
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A couple with just a headless female are looking for exceptionally attractive people.
Someone with actual current covid has 2 offers to still meet because they've been double jabbed so it's fine.
Someone just wants their dick sucked. Presumably their partner is busy.
And someone else is looking for business ideas.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hu9 club spamming the shit out of it as usual
That’s mainly all I can see in mine too. Some ranty bird moaning about people not reading profiles before messaging too
I know your not meeting but..........
Sorry couldnt help my self
And that's exactly what all the other guys wrote! It's quite relaxing tbh. i bet. Would do my head in. Some right plant pots on here.
Plant pots? idiots."
I hadn't heard that one. Love it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A couple with just a headless female are looking for exceptionally attractive people.
Someone with actual current covid has 2 offers to still meet because they've been double jabbed so it's fine.
Someone just wants their dick sucked. Presumably their partner is busy.
And someone else is looking for business ideas.
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Someone with Covid is advertising that they're meeting? |
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"A few people looking for hogmanay plans.
1 woman has had a good time with her wand this morning.
1 chap has tied his wife up and is looking for opinions on what to do first. Go for a pint man!! "
The guy with the tied up wife is now looking to meet today alone. I'm left thinking he's tied his Mrs up and f'ed off out looking for a meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One woman is always moaning about men, in a really mean way.
Fuck knows why any man wants to fuck a miserable cow like that."
There’s one of those on everyone’s local updates. I often think to myself that if your experience is so miserable that you need to complain continuously.
Just hit the UNLOS sequence. |
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"One woman is always moaning about men, in a really mean way.
Fuck knows why any man wants to fuck a miserable cow like that.
There’s one of those on everyone’s local updates. I often think to myself that if your experience is so miserable that you need to complain continuously.
Just hit the UNLOS sequence. "
or just block 'em  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One man is offering to pleasure clits discreetly while another very hopeful sounding one is after either one or two women to join him. "
I’ll pleasure two clits, discretely if strictly necessary, if one is yours |
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"One man is offering to pleasure clits discreetly while another very hopeful sounding one is after either one or two women to join him.
I’ll pleasure two clits, discretely if strictly necessary, if one is yours "
You smooth talker you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone asking if anyone is DTF (whatever that is???)
Others “wanna meet”
One guy wants to bump into someone on a walk in some woods"
DTF "down to fuck" |
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"A couple with just a headless female are looking for exceptionally attractive people.
Someone with actual current covid has 2 offers to still meet because they've been double jabbed so it's fine.
Someone just wants their dick sucked. Presumably their partner is busy.
And someone else is looking for business ideas.
Someone with Covid is advertising that they're meeting? "
No the lady with covid wasn't meeting but 2 desperados were begging her to still meet them because they've been double jabbed so they'll be ok. |
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"Someone asking if anyone is DTF (whatever that is???)
Others “wanna meet”
One guy wants to bump into someone on a walk in some woods
DTF "down to fuck""
Yes. They're obviously not a jersey shore fan. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My locals? I’m alright if I want my cock sucked by a guy…because they like sucking straight cock.
Well, it bends a little to the left so I can’t call them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is in my local updates :
Any women in/near Warminster this evening up for taking my hard cock in a hole or 3??
I can already hear some ladies grabbing for their car key's.! |
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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Oooh new in…
“ Walk in dump your load up me , leave .”
Wow classy m or f?
It’s a man. No surprises
Those types of update genuinely make me gip "
this is why I have filters on to remove this crap |
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Someone is either looking for a BBC or breeding. No colours stipulated for the breeding so roll up roll up.
Conveniently, the bi male half of a couple is available now but alas, the lady is not.
Do you want to bend me over? No not me, a young local lady.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A couple with just a headless female are looking for exceptionally attractive people.
Someone with actual current covid has 2 offers to still meet because they've been double jabbed so it's fine.
Someone just wants their dick sucked. Presumably their partner is busy.
And someone else is looking for business ideas.
Someone with Covid is advertising that they're meeting?
No the lady with covid wasn't meeting but 2 desperados were begging her to still meet them because they've been double jabbed so they'll be ok. "
JFC  |
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"Someone asking if anyone is DTF (whatever that is???)
Others “wanna meet”
One guy wants to bump into someone on a walk in some woods
DTF "down to fuck""
Thank you, never heard that one before, I’m not quite down with the kids these days! |
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There appears to be an influx of visitors to Worcester all wanting fun in their hotel rooms.
The usual disappointed comments about nobody ever meeting.
And a surprising number of foof pics including one of a lady who has an innovative place to store a bottle of gin. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New in....
Drum roll....
Face fucking, fisting and ropework... He's asking if anyone is interested??
Anyone??
All at the same time, that’s some talent. "
Britain's Got Talent watch this space... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There appears to be an influx of visitors to Worcester all wanting fun in their hotel rooms.
The usual disappointed comments about nobody ever meeting.
And a surprising number of foof pics including one of a lady who has an innovative place to store a bottle of gin. "
Maybe her recycling bin is full?? |
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"There appears to be an influx of visitors to Worcester all wanting fun in their hotel rooms.
The usual disappointed comments about nobody ever meeting.
And a surprising number of foof pics including one of a lady who has an innovative place to store a bottle of gin.
Maybe her recycling bin is full?? "
That would explain it |
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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago
Shipley |
"There appears to be an influx of visitors to Worcester all wanting fun in their hotel rooms.
The usual disappointed comments about nobody ever meeting.
And a surprising number of foof pics including one of a lady who has an innovative place to store a bottle of gin.
Maybe her recycling bin is full??
That would explain it "
Lol
This thread has been so entertaining!!! |
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All class around here .. how am I spending the evening alone with all this to choose from?
"Need to shoot my load in some older pussy"
"So many rude twats on here. Its unreal"
"Anyone fancy letting me watch them fuck there mrs while I wank off"
"Funeral over, sad times...now time to arrange some new year fun!" |
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Some very nice photos, some photos that look like they're of chopped ham and mayonnaise, and a lot of unicorn hunting. A few cryptic messages about how certain people are going to be in for the time of their lives and announcements about New Year's parties that sound great but don't include the likes of me. Pretty standard stuff really. |
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"A couple with just a headless female are looking for exceptionally attractive people.
Someone with actual current covid has 2 offers to still meet because they've been double jabbed so it's fine.
Someone just wants their dick sucked. Presumably their partner is busy.
And someone else is looking for business ideas.
Someone with Covid is advertising that they're meeting?
No the lady with covid wasn't meeting but 2 desperados were begging her to still meet them because they've been double jabbed so they'll be ok.
JFC "
Does ^^^he have a status update?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone wants to end the year with a bang so all his holes are available to be used
Being a bloke, I'd have thought 'all' his holes would be two
Unless we're counting earholes, belly button, nostrils and japs eye? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone wants to end the year with a bang so all his holes are available to be used
Being a bloke, I'd have thought 'all' his holes would be two
Unless we're counting earholes, belly button, nostrils and japs eye? "
Maybe he can't spell 'both'. |
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One who needs to shoot his load in some older pussy.
One who has had enough fuckwits for one year.
One who wants to know who wants licking out
LOTS of willies
People looking for party invites.
And another truckload of new members |
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The offer of watching a guy wank in his work's disabled toilet.
A guy advertising an orgy/porn shoot.
A guy at the local airport in only a pair of knickers.
...then I found some decent pics - and realised I'd moved on to our Hotlist Updates
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"People seem to be quite chipper on mine, which is nice to see. Lot's of couples and ladies looking for NYE plans, a lady who seems to think it might be her birthday and a rather gorgeous looking lady adding pics of her deep-throating a rabbit - glorious.
I totally just had a hideous image in my head of a woman and a fluffy bunny and wondered how it had got past the mods until I remembered the name of a popular sex toy "
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning...
So today we have
"Looking to unload early Friday morning"....
(Wonder what he delivers?)
"Really want a pussy to wet my beard"
"Free now for a nice quick pussy service"..
(Maybe he's a freelance vet?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone is missing the feel of a good woman.
Someone is very very horny today and is looking for available mouths. (Nice, lol)
Someone has a free house for a few days and wants to arrange an orgy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just in on mine..
Enjoying the plug up my ass
Someone booked a hotel for tonight and wants young meat. Think she might be leaving it a bit late! "
Lol. I think she will get offers. |
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By *d4fun73 OP Man
over a year ago
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"I don't look.
But I can guarantee it will be a mixture of blank avatar profiles wanting to meet tonight.
Or cock pic avatars needing to be sucked tonight.  "
Your mission should you accept it, go have a look and report back! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
Quite a lot of bored people
A party that finished early and was 'disappointing' so need cheering up!??
One guy wanting to be sucked dry at midnight (critical timing!)
A couple who didn't make it to a club as missus is poorly but he can still play 
And a guy waiting in a layby
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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• A lass looking to suck a dick
• someone not meeting
• someone asking “Black or Red?”
• someone in a bath with 420
• someone drinking alone
• many good wishes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well today locally we have two unhappy with the "Rona", two available ALL day, several looking for playmates and a naturist searching for fellow nekkid peeps.
NEWSFLASH no dick pics |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Someone is off the the bi-directing room, someone is rewriting their profile, and one person put this as their status
The glossy porn mags were always more expensive but every now and again it was nice to splash out on one.
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"Someone is off the the bi-directing room, someone is rewriting their profile, and one person put this as their status
The glossy porn mags were always more expensive but every now and again it was nice to splash out on one.
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Splash out, or splash ON?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone is off the the bi-directing room, someone is rewriting their profile, and one person put this as their status
The glossy porn mags were always more expensive but every now and again it was nice to splash out on one.
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I'm surprised you're not in a coma reading that dross!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of guys needing fun - just call it sex ffs!
Couples seeking unicorns - they don’t exist.
A few acting like the world had ended because local club has closed tonight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone is off the the bi-directing room, someone is rewriting their profile, and one person put this as their status
The glossy porn mags were always more expensive but every now and again it was nice to splash out on one.
I'm surprised you're not in a coma reading that dross!!"
It’s pretty boring down my way |
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Nothing much on my local updates. A few nice photos from a local lady who seems to have new pics every couple of days, looks to have a very healthy sex life. Someone else asking for tributes. That's it really. |
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"This one is worrying.
Someone wants picking up and dropping off with snow and displaying their number!!!!!
It's cold enough for snow here actually "
Lol not sure they meant that kind! It's melted here lol |
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