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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Get out Grammy. Enjoy some fresh air. Switch off. Your deep cleaning can wait until you're back."
Yes, you'll be invigorated and in a better place, mentally, to tackle the skirting and high dusting. |
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"Get out of the house while you're young and healthy.
Unless the dust is giving you breathing problems. "
Never any dust except on the glass table ...... ( really does my swede in ) and under the bed cos I have to lift it so only do it every couple of months......
oooooo I have a desire to defluff under the bed....
Jesus  I must get out if defluffing is seductive. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Get out Grammy. Enjoy some fresh air. Switch off. Your deep cleaning can wait until you're back.
Yes, you'll be invigorated and in a better place, mentally, to tackle the skirting and high dusting."
Exactly Nanna. Exactly. |
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"Get out Grammy. Enjoy some fresh air. Switch off. Your deep cleaning can wait until you're back."
I get out a lot ..... I always say if you can get out GET OUT ..... but I seem stuck to this chair today |
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"Get out of the house while you're young and healthy.
Unless the dust is giving you breathing problems. "
I am young and healty aren't I ..... yes I am ..... Yes you are Gran.
We need to tell that to my bus pass, my senior reductions at the pool and pics and the bloody shop assistants that speak to me in patronising tones.
I'm shopping naked next week ... that'll wake them up . |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"Get out Grammy. Enjoy some fresh air. Switch off. Your deep cleaning can wait until you're back.
I get out a lot ..... I always say if you can get out GET OUT ..... but I seem stuck to this chair today"
Should probably give the chair a scrub too if it is sticky  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Get out of the house while you're young and healthy.
Unless the dust is giving you breathing problems.
Never any dust except on the glass table ...... ( really does my swede in ) and under the bed cos I have to lift it so only do it every couple of months......
oooooo I have a desire to defluff under the bed....
Jesus I must get out if defluffing is seductive."
No dust? I'm so very envious  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Get out of the house while you're young and healthy.
Unless the dust is giving you breathing problems.
I am young and healty aren't I ..... yes I am ..... Yes you are Gran.
We need to tell that to my bus pass, my senior reductions at the pool and pics and the bloody shop assistants that speak to me in patronising tones.
I'm shopping naked next week ... that'll wake them up ."
I'm told quite often I look younger than I am. I wish I felt my age though. I feel like a 90 year old some days. |
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Oh Granny I'm stuck indoors with uncooperative small people and am surrounded by housework will this spiral never end....
Going onto fab and surrounding myself in naked men sounds a much better prospect  |
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"Oh Granny I'm stuck indoors with uncooperative small people and am surrounded by housework will this spiral never end....
Going onto fab and surrounding myself in naked men sounds a much better prospect "
Yes it will end dear. Just 40 more years to go  |
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"I like wheeling my bed to the other side of my bedroom.
I never know what surprises I'll find underneath. "
I can't do that Husband ( God rest his soul but we were divorced first ) built wardrobes...... Bleedin great till you try to move the bed.
I have to unhinge it and move it half at a time. |
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"My new hoover comes today ...... so excited....
Who needs sex eh ?
Do u need a hand lifting ur bed then"
ohh yes I do......
If only there was some local sexy bloke who liked bed lifting for no reward eh ?
Where do you get one of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My new hoover comes today ...... so excited....
Who needs sex eh ?
Do u need a hand lifting ur bed then
ohh yes I do......
If only there was some local sexy bloke who liked bed lifting for no reward eh ?
Where do you get one of them. "
Im in Knowsley, doubt i be too far from you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My new hoover comes today ...... so excited....
Who needs sex eh ? "
And you get to fondle all the fresh brand spanking new knobs and extension Miss Crumpet...think about that
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"My new hoover comes today ...... so excited....
Who needs sex eh ?
And you get to fondle all the fresh brand spanking new knobs and extension Miss Crumpet...think about that
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Oh yes ! You bloody bundle of temptation you! I can smell the box as we type ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Similar muddle here.
Third option for me go back to sleep
I can't do that. Brain pings in the morning and the day starts.
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Same here. Big hero 6 is on.
I have no idea what the other 5 are about  |
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"See, now, that depends on the post clean/out satisfaction level.
I love a pristine room and I love a charity shop investigation (CSI), what about you GC, what would satisfy you the most?"
Too late now Topsy ...... too late for choice. I'm unboxing my Shark and drinking coffee.
It HAS to be a deep clean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Deep cleaning is for rainy days or after dark. If its not raining or dark go out. I suspect you have already gone "
It's scary when the sun shines. House looks good in winter gloom. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"I de frosted the fridge, and Mr muscle cleaned the oven and top 2 days before Christmas. Dose that count?
Just taken down the decs too, although left the tree for a few more days. "
Well down you.
Wet and dry vacuum cleaners are brilliant for this.
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