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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

With a new year approaching what are you all "looking for"

I've made a "to do" list do you guys have anything you particularly are looking for, looking to try etc?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Normal decent guys would be nice.

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

"Normal decent guys would be nice. "

We do exist in fab, just in short supply lol

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By *parrow77Man over a year ago

cheshire

Someone who clicks with hopefully nice lady for chats, fun and if lucky some dates.

First be nice get chats and replies lol

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By *parrow77Man over a year ago

cheshire

"Normal decent guys would be nice. "

Waves one here but shame so far away

There are decent but understand ladies get so many messages the nice ones get missed sometimes also

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

Agree with the above, know a few woman in the "real world" on here and have shown me there messages there really are some quite frankly, fruit cakes, on this site

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By *ltrMan over a year ago

sheffield

My son to move back out and i can get my house and lifr back

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

"My son to move back out and i can get my house and lifr back

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just hoping for a year of enjoying meeting people and cavorting- being able to interact in person the whole year would do, but that looks unlikely already and the year hasn't even started yet!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice. "

You lost me at normal..

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

"I'm just hoping for a year of enjoying meeting people and cavorting- being able to interact in person the whole year would do, but that looks unlikely already and the year hasn't even started yet!!!!"

Yeah we really need this virus to fuck off, or at least have the regulations that allow us a decent ammount of time to get o. With the filth we all love haha

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By *aretobareCouple over a year ago

Central Portugal

We would love to have a few naughty individuals and couples for group fun at our beautiful farm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lots off things

People to talk to

People to date

People for just friendship

People for fb or fwb

Also people to just scratch that ich and have mindless one night stands with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

You lost me at normal..

I've lost a lot at normal...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am looking for someone regular, to enjoy naughtiness on my own and to also join me with my boyfriend. Happy for a male, female or both.

NBVN x

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

"We would love to have a few naughty individuals and couples for group fun at our beautiful farm.

That's another on to my list, a great group orgy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

You lost me at normal..

I've lost a lot at normal..."

Well that's a shame. They do say all the good ones are taken....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

You lost me at normal..

I've lost a lot at normal...

Well that's a shame. They do say all the good ones are taken...."

That explains why I'm still single then.

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

"I am looking for someone regular, to enjoy naughtiness on my own and to also join me with my boyfriend. Happy for a male, female or both.

NBVN x"

Filling out application form. As we speak lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice. "

All normal decent humans to the front of the que .

I belive be normal n decent firstly. The. You will attract similar.

Hope they exist on Fab.??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

We do exist in fab, just in short supply lol"

Spot on mate. We'll said.

Shame many cannot see or even pursue that avenue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some one or couple who want fun without the drama

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By *innocentMan over a year ago

Littlehampton

More videos of dogs enjoying their first ever puppaccino

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

All normal decent humans to the front of the que .

I belive be normal n decent firstly. The. You will attract similar.

Hope they exist on Fab.?? "

I think we do, just drown our by the abusive weirdos sadly

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

"More videos of dogs enjoying their first ever puppaccino "

Haha haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a normal decent guy but that doesn’t seem to be enough around here!

I’m looking for a good connection for good times…..harder than it seems

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've changed tack slightly, I was lucky enough to find the things I need (new job & home) a bit before Christmas, now it's just about discovery. It'll be what I stumble across not seek out.

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By *arkus1812Man over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Two replacement Knee Joints and my Heart to start working normally.

A big ask I know, but if you do not ask you do not get.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Agree with the above, know a few woman in the "real world" on here and have shown me there messages there really are some quite frankly, fruit

.l cakes, on this site "

Yes and they ruin for all the good ones. ..normally they say ladies are good judge of character!

So the numbers don't add up!!

I send messages. Ways polite no rude pics,not crass words.

We can't all be other people's types of fancey!

But I think there is a very shallow trend,of judgement of people from the Book cover angle!

Really nobody's got time for anyone ,it's a fast food culture,and sex n links are the same.

"Feed my ego crap"

2022. Here we come!

Who is renewing their memberships??

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

"Two replacement Knee Joints and my Heart to start working normally.

A big ask I know, but if you do not ask you do not get."

Ah dude wishing you the best my man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

You lost me at normal..

I've lost a lot at normal...

Well that's a shame. They do say all the good ones are taken....

That explains why I'm still single then.

He's out there somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peace and goodwill to all…

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By *parrow77Man over a year ago

cheshire

"Two replacement Knee Joints and my Heart to start working normally.

A big ask I know, but if you do not ask you do not get."

Fingers crossed for you. knees change everything I had repair yrs ago and life changed but still struggle but better than was.

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By *limfitladMan over a year ago

Dublin

What am I looking for on fab?

Inspiration. Guidance. Luck.

Cause what I've been trying so far ain't working.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Connect with someone who isn't a million miles from me and who is available evenings for regular FWB arrangement.

Profiles who's age preference don't end at 55.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

You lost me at normal..

I've lost a lot at normal...

Well that's a shame. They do say all the good ones are taken....

That explains why I'm still single then.

We most choose to be single. We attract what we are within. But we cannot see ourselves. Yet we look outwards and shift and point the finger.

Just my opinion and observation over time experience of life and people of all walks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We would love to have a few naughty individuals and couples for group fun at our beautiful farm.

Just asking. What's your non liking of asians?? Above all else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

We do exist in fab, just in short supply lol"

I don’t like the word ‘short’ I can’t help my height,….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To get to know some sexy peeps that aren’t a million miles away so we could actually literally meet one day, or two…and there’s also a good number

…. Also 4

So I do have a looking for type thing, it just varies with my moods and whom I talk to.

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By *uitednbooted2Man over a year ago

Berkshire

A vivacious funny slightly bonkers single lady who can meet once a month to explore some sexual fantasies and adventures together.

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By *ugsly95Man over a year ago

Ashbourne

Looking to expand my circle of naughty friends which currently consist's of just me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

All normal decent humans to the front of the que .

I belive be normal n decent firstly. The. You will attract similar.

Hope they exist on Fab.??

I think we do, just drown our by the abusive weirdos sadly "

We won't shake them off. They will come harder in 2022.

Uphill struggle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What am I looking for on fab?

Inspiration. Guidance. Luck.

Cause what I've been trying so far ain't working.

Look within oneself! It's never external

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

You lost me at normal..

I've lost a lot at normal...

Well that's a shame. They do say all the good ones are taken....

That explains why I'm still single then.

We most choose to be single. We attract what we are within. But we cannot see ourselves. Yet we look outwards and shift and point the finger.

Just my opinion and observation over time experience of life and people of all walks. "

Thanks but I'm actually happy being single!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

We do exist in fab, just in short supply lol

I don’t like the word ‘short’ I can’t help my height,….

As long as your mind and heart ain't short. The rest is trivial.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

We do exist in fab, just in short supply lol

I don’t like the word ‘short’ I can’t help my height,….

As long as your mind and heart ain't short. The rest is trivial. "

Oh your good, why was I paying 40quid an hour to watch her shake her head and say we can adress that next week…?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A single fella that gets on with my husband to hang out with us both, I would also like them to plot naughty things to do to me together

it will never happen but its a nice thought.

Also cake, I always want cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A single fella that gets on with my husband to hang out with us both, I would also like them to plot naughty things to do to me together

it will never happen but its a nice thought.

Also cake, I always want cake

Plotting between the guys is so what I want, I adore surprises and the thought of my bf arranging for me to go to my lover.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

You lost me at normal..

I've lost a lot at normal...

Well that's a shame. They do say all the good ones are taken....

That explains why I'm still single then.

We most choose to be single. We attract what we are within. But we cannot see ourselves. Yet we look outwards and shift and point the finger.

Just my opinion and observation over time experience of life and people of all walks.

Thanks but I'm actually happy being single!"

Cool as a cucumber. Inner peace is best. Be the boss of your own destiny!

Seeking people and no drama fun n pleasure is so so really elusive.

We yearn desire need want, both sexes.

But it's a huge power-struggle!!

More negatives,than positives!

Any real life facts experiences on this matter?

How were people meeting Before the internet/ mobile phones/website/dating apps etc etc.

I've personally had the best meets fre style flowing face to face. Chat ups in. Person. Than ever over texts/pics .or any app.

Because the real you can shine,talk,chat,Body language,eye contact and much more.

How can you ascertain that from just a profile/pics. Plus many get lost with the sea of messages and many profiles to feast your eyes on

. A very shallow Judgemental false reality we are living now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’re wanting to try a few different clubs around the country.

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By *parrow77Man over a year ago

cheshire

"A single fella that gets on with my husband to hang out with us both, I would also like them to plot naughty things to do to me together

it will never happen but its a nice thought.

Also cake, I always want cake

Sound like perfect couple both fun and interesting and up for naughtiness

Oh and cake always good and I’ll make sure have some for you

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Not anything in particular. I'd just like to say yes a bit more to things rather than shying away and saying no because a small voice says there's no reason they'd find you attractive (like 5% of the time but that's enough). So being a bit more of a yes woman and going for that coffee/lunch/drink/sexy times without politely, in a very British way not setting things in concrete.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple over a year ago

SW Scotland

"With a new year approaching what are you all "looking for"

I've made a "to do" list do you guys have anything you particularly are looking for, looking to try etc? "

We’ve ticked a big one off this year by finding a couple we get on amazing with, downside is they’re four hours away.

Think next is a female close by for Mrs to be able to have solo meets with.

Definitely more club visits though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A single fella that gets on with my husband to hang out with us both, I would also like them to plot naughty things to do to me together

it will never happen but its a nice thought.

Also cake, I always want cake

Why won't it happen??

You have time commodity and component that requires for any play to happen.

Have you both not found any connection of any sort from fab??

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Have a few on fucket list apart from that a real local fwb is my biggest wish someone can do "normal" stuff no commitment team up with other couples etc., club buddy that kinda thing dont think I shall ever find that tbh x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not anything in particular. I'd just like to say yes a bit more to things rather than shying away and saying no because a small voice says there's no reason they'd find you attractive (like 5% of the time but that's enough). So being a bit more of a yes woman and going for that coffee/lunch/drink/sexy times without politely, in a very British way not setting things in concrete."

Food for thought!! Have they not found you attractive?

I worry more of judgements of the Book cover! Than the contents themselves..

On here and many other Internet pages..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i'm looking for people who don't ask 'what are you looking for', reading profiles usually precludes this question

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By *ogglesMan over a year ago

essex and norfolk

A nice couple who I could become friends with that are looking for a honest reliable guy like me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i'm looking for people who don't ask 'what are you looking for', reading profiles usually precludes this question "

We’d like this as well

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

To find a single guy we can meet regularly to build a connection.

Then myself and the guy can arrange sexy surprises for C. She loves sexy surprises and not knowing what’s going to happen…I have plenty of ideas, just finding a local(ish) decent guy who we get on with is hard!

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By *randmrsmanchesterCouple over a year ago

Manchester

More free time (childcare) to be able to meet and attend clubs ect

A single bi female wouldn't go a miss, even better if it could be a regular solo meet for mrs

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

I'm going to look for a relationship with a fellow woman. Ms

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Food for thought!! Have they not found you attractive?

I worry more of judgements of the Book cover! Than the contents themselves..

On here and many other Internet pages.. "

No, they do.

It's more self doubt. I'll do more things in the new year I'm sure of it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

You lost me at normal..

I've lost a lot at normal...

Well that's a shame. They do say all the good ones are taken...."

Yep sorry about that, not! Girls got to do what a girls go to do

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By *stbury DavenportMan over a year ago

Nottingham

I am looking for people who are as interested in having a good time with me as I am in having one with them.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Peace and goodwill to all…

...and cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Peace and goodwill to all…

...and cake

I have the cake!

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By *rixieMeWoman over a year ago

Farfarfar away

"More videos of dogs enjoying their first ever puppaccino "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

You lost me at normal..

I've lost a lot at normal...

Well that's a shame. They do say all the good ones are taken....

That explains why I'm still single then.

We most choose to be single. We attract what we are within. But we cannot see ourselves. Yet we look outwards and shift and point the finger.

Just my opinion and observation over time experience of life and people of all walks.

Thanks but I'm actually happy being single!

Cool as a cucumber. Inner peace is best. Be the boss of your own destiny!

Seeking people and no drama fun n pleasure is so so really elusive.

We yearn desire need want, both sexes.

But it's a huge power-struggle!!

More negatives,than positives!

Any real life facts experiences on this matter?

How were people meeting Before the internet/ mobile phones/website/dating apps etc etc.

I've personally had the best meets fre style flowing face to face. Chat ups in. Person. Than ever over texts/pics .or any app.

Because the real you can shine,talk,chat,Body language,eye contact and much more.

How can you ascertain that from just a profile/pics. Plus many get lost with the sea of messages and many profiles to feast your eyes on

. A very shallow Judgemental false reality we are living now.

I judge pictures, i want sex with hot guys, I'm shallow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Two replacement Knee Joints and my Heart to start working normally.

A big ask I know, but if you do not ask you do not get."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Peace and goodwill to all…

...and cake

Piece of cake! Done!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

You lost me at normal..

I've lost a lot at normal...

Well that's a shame. They do say all the good ones are taken....

That explains why I'm still single then.

We most choose to be single. We attract what we are within. But we cannot see ourselves. Yet we look outwards and shift and point the finger.

Just my opinion and observation over time experience of life and people of all walks.

Thanks but I'm actually happy being single!

Cool as a cucumber. Inner peace is best. Be the boss of your own destiny!

Seeking people and no drama fun n pleasure is so so really elusive.

We yearn desire need want, both sexes.

But it's a huge power-struggle!!

More negatives,than positives!

Any real life facts experiences on this matter?

How were people meeting Before the internet/ mobile phones/website/dating apps etc etc.

I've personally had the best meets fre style flowing face to face. Chat ups in. Person. Than ever over texts/pics .or any app.

Because the real you can shine,talk,chat,Body language,eye contact and much more.

How can you ascertain that from just a profile/pics. Plus many get lost with the sea of messages and many profiles to feast your eyes on

. A very shallow Judgemental false reality we are living now.

I judge pictures, i want sex with hot guys, I'm shallow

Many say it's a preference and a choice!

Only you know if you are shallow.

How we are and what we become. It Al stems from childhood. The journey to now.

Yet hate/jealousy/envey we control from ourselves. But most feel entitlement!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

You lost me at normal..

I've lost a lot at normal...

Well that's a shame. They do say all the good ones are taken....

That explains why I'm still single then.

We most choose to be single. We attract what we are within. But we cannot see ourselves. Yet we look outwards and shift and point the finger.

Just my opinion and observation over time experience of life and people of all walks.

Thanks but I'm actually happy being single!

Cool as a cucumber. Inner peace is best. Be the boss of your own destiny!

Seeking people and no drama fun n pleasure is so so really elusive.

We yearn desire need want, both sexes.

But it's a huge power-struggle!!

More negatives,than positives!

Any real life facts experiences on this matter?

How were people meeting Before the internet/ mobile phones/website/dating apps etc etc.

I've personally had the best meets fre style flowing face to face. Chat ups in. Person. Than ever over texts/pics .or any app.

Because the real you can shine,talk,chat,Body language,eye contact and much more.

How can you ascertain that from just a profile/pics. Plus many get lost with the sea of messages and many profiles to feast your eyes on

. A very shallow Judgemental false reality we are living now.

I judge pictures, i want sex with hot guys, I'm shallow

Just stop beating around the bush, keep it simple and say what you really want!! :-

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

My car keys atm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A single fella that gets on with my husband to hang out with us both, I would also like them to plot naughty things to do to me together

it will never happen but its a nice thought.

Also cake, I always want cake

Plotting between the guys is so what I want, I adore surprises and the thought of my bf arranging for me to go to my lover.

NBVN x"

Cracking outlook!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone attentive, consistent and thoughtful..

can't complain so far. May it lasts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Food for thought!! Have they not found you attractive?

I worry more of judgements of the Book cover! Than the contents themselves..

On here and many other Internet pages..

No, they do.

It's more self doubt. I'll do more things in the new year I'm sure of it."

Cool

Only you know best of yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

You lost me at normal..

I've lost a lot at normal...

Well that's a shame. They do say all the good ones are taken....

That explains why I'm still single then.

We most choose to be single. We attract what we are within. But we cannot see ourselves. Yet we look outwards and shift and point the finger.

Just my opinion and observation over time experience of life and people of all walks.

Thanks but I'm actually happy being single!

Cool as a cucumber. Inner peace is best. Be the boss of your own destiny!

Seeking people and no drama fun n pleasure is so so really elusive.

We yearn desire need want, both sexes.

But it's a huge power-struggle!!

More negatives,than positives!

Any real life facts experiences on this matter?

How were people meeting Before the internet/ mobile phones/website/dating apps etc etc.

I've personally had the best meets fre style flowing face to face. Chat ups in. Person. Than ever over texts/pics .or any app.

Because the real you can shine,talk,chat,Body language,eye contact and much more.

How can you ascertain that from just a profile/pics. Plus many get lost with the sea of messages and many profiles to feast your eyes on

. A very shallow Judgemental false reality we are living now.

I judge pictures, i want sex with hot guys, I'm shallow

Many say it's a preference and a choice!

Only you know if you are shallow.

How we are and what we become. It Al stems from childhood. The journey to now.

Yet hate/jealousy/envey we control from ourselves. But most feel entitlement!! "

That's far too deep for this time of day.

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

A female fwb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My car keys atm"

Keys are in the Swingers bowl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice. "

Me too. But I hate to tell ya, even the total queerhawks will describe themselves as normal

Normalcy does appear to be subjective.

Queerhawk is one of my favourite Celtic words and it means weirdo, in case anyone’s wondering!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

A fairly local male fwb to enjoy a few times a month.

Also a female to have fun with, on a one on one bases or if she is part of a couple then the 3 or 4 have occasional fun Also

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

Me too. But I hate to tell ya, even the total queerhawks will describe themselves as normal

Normalcy does appear to be subjective.

Queerhawk is one of my favourite Celtic words and it means weirdo, in case anyone’s wondering!

I'm pinching that word!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like to meet someone funny, incredibly sarcastic with one of those cheeky glints in their eye that shines off and tells me underneath that angelic but incredible smile there is a wonderfully naughty and intelligent brain.

Too much to ask?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

Me too. But I hate to tell ya, even the total queerhawks will describe themselves as normal

Normalcy does appear to be subjective.

Queerhawk is one of my favourite Celtic words and it means weirdo, in case anyone’s wondering!

I'm pinching that word! "

I should add that I’ve only ever heard it in Glasgow. Mostly by my own family

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like to meet someone funny, incredibly sarcastic with one of those cheeky glints in their eye that shines off and tells me underneath that angelic but incredible smile there is a wonderfully naughty and intelligent brain.

Too much to ask?

Well considering you’ve just described me, I don’t think so ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

Me too. But I hate to tell ya, even the total queerhawks will describe themselves as normal

Normalcy does appear to be subjective.

Queerhawk is one of my favourite Celtic words and it means weirdo, in case anyone’s wondering!

I'm pinching that word!

I should add that I’ve only ever heard it in Glasgow. Mostly by my own family

I'll confuse the folk of Yorkshire with it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too much to ask?

Well considering you’ve just described me, I don’t think so ...

Haha! Well hello there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

Me too. But I hate to tell ya, even the total queerhawks will describe themselves as normal

Normalcy does appear to be subjective.

Queerhawk is one of my favourite Celtic words and it means weirdo, in case anyone’s wondering!

I'm pinching that word!

I should add that I’ve only ever heard it in Glasgow. Mostly by my own family

I'll confuse the folk of Yorkshire with it! "

Love that! x

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'm starting with Emotional Intelligence first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Genuinely looking for someone to give me a chance. It's honestly so hard on here for me. And I know why, because of the desperate Asians on here who have given themselves a bad name. But I'm not Asian and that's hard to explain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone without any hidden bullshit or agendas lol someone who has the same needs and a personality .

Not much to ask for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Authenticity, openness and honesty.

Connection and chemistry, and as Compersion said, emotional intelligence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm starting with Emotional Intelligence first "

Incredibly important to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d love to find/meet a man who wants ME!

Where I’m his 1st choice not the 2nd or his back up plan or kept on the back burner or somewhere to empty his sack (too much to ask?)

What can I say I’ve been told to just write “fussy” on my profile

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Just group socials for me this year I think. I’m quite content with how other things are at the moment and not really actively looking to meet anyone new, unless someone comes along and totally blows me away. Definitely going to make a big effort with the social side x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d love to find/meet a man who wants ME!

Where I’m his 1st choice not the 2nd or his back up plan or kept on the back burner or somewhere to empty his sack (too much to ask?)

What can I say I’ve been told to just write “fussy” on my profile

I totally get this. And it’s not being fussy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d love to find/meet a man who wants ME!

Where I’m his 1st choice not the 2nd or his back up plan or kept on the back burner or somewhere to empty his sack (too much to ask?)

What can I say I’ve been told to just write “fussy” on my profile

I totally get this. And it’s not being fussy!"

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Respectful and can hold a decent conversation, someone who is self aware and shows empathy. He also needs to have humour

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Someone with big tits

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Nothing specific, just that chemistry and interest in them where they plague your mind a bit, but not too much too quick,,slow burning as you get to know them is better.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A meet would be a start..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for friends, playmates and new fun experiences really x

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By *olarbear73Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m looking for a Blonde, a Red Head, a Brunette or a dark haired women, in no particular order. To spend quality time with in the bedroom, kitchen, car, forest.. wherever really.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Someone who shares the same love of Lego as I do!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Genuinely looking for someone to give me a chance. It's honestly so hard on here for me. And I know why, because of the desperate Asians on here who have given themselves a bad name. But I'm not Asian and that's hard to explain. "

Nah it's probably just that you're a man. Trillions of men on here and only a handful of women.

You have a lovely smile.

(Don't panic, I'm not chatting you up x)

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

To continue our journey

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

Me too. But I hate to tell ya, even the total queerhawks will describe themselves as normal

Normalcy does appear to be subjective.

Queerhawk is one of my favourite Celtic words and it means weirdo, in case anyone’s wondering!

Yes this is true because they think they are normal lol

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

"A female fwb

If you find one let me know lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone with big tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm looking for the keys to my shed, buggered if I can find them anywhere...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone who shares the same love of Lego as I do!"

I love Lego!!

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By *tagmeupMan over a year ago

wirral

Id like to partner up as a couple. Am looking to date atm but i cant do vanilla. Also a big fan of mfm threesomes and moresomes so if i could find a fwb or more thats interested send me a message.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

Get back into meeting people socially again to start with. Have one planned with a lovely couple in the new year and go from there.

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

"Someone who shares the same love of Lego as I do!

I love Lego!!

And me

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

A local fwb is proving really difficult to find.

Go to a few clubs.

Be brave and drive to Wales on my own and visit a friend there.

Enjoy single life and being me again.

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By *tagmeupMan over a year ago

wirral

"We would love to have a few naughty individuals and couples for group fun at our beautiful farm.

Well i would certainly love a couple of days in such sexy company and more than serious to book a flight x

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By *tagmeupMan over a year ago

wirral

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

You lost me at normal..

I've lost a lot at normal...

Well that's a shame. They do say all the good ones are taken....

Or too far away

That explains why I'm still single then.

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By *oon999Man over a year ago

essex

"Normal decent guys would be nice. "

Normal decent woman would be nice that replies to messages

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By *andering Welsh Guy OP Man over a year ago

All over the place

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

Normal decent woman would be nice that replies to messages

Does that exist?? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

Normal decent woman would be nice that replies to messages

Does that exist?? Haha"

Lol It don't exist ,if it did we would not be here debating..

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By *tagmeupMan over a year ago

wirral

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Id just like to meet a funny sexy female who wants to have sex with me !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

Normal decent woman would be nice that replies to messages

Does that exist?? Haha"

I know of a few.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

Normal decent woman would be nice that replies to messages

Hahaha

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By *urora1912Woman over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

Normal decent woman would be nice that replies to messages

Does that exist?? Haha"

I do

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By *tagmeupMan over a year ago

wirral

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By *hagTonightMan over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I would like to find someone regular for hot sex few times a week, the more the better and on the weekend we would cuddle up on the sofa to watch a movie and munching on some haribos, not just sex, I also want to go out with you on walks, holding hands and kissing and go and take a coffee sometimes too

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By *oon999Man over a year ago

essex

"Normal decent guys would be nice.

Normal decent woman would be nice that replies to messages

Does that exist?? Haha

I know of a few.

They are a rare breed but when they are found it makes the waiting worthwhile

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"Id just like to meet a funny sexy female who wants to have sex with me ! "

I find a sense of humour is a prerequisite for a lady to have sex with me

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"A fairly local male fwb to enjoy a few times a month.

Also a female to have fun with, on a one on one bases or if she is part of a couple then the 3 or 4 have occasional fun Also

I forgot to add they must be respectful and must have a good sense of humour.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

A tall, dark-haired Welshman with a hairy chest.

Now, where would I find one of them I wonder.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finding a gf for the Mrs so she can explore that side of herself without any pressure.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A female friend with benefits for enjoyable time together with lots of sexiness involved.

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"A fairly local male fwb to enjoy a few times a month.

Also a female to have fun with, on a one on one bases or if she is part of a couple then the 3 or 4 have occasional fun Also

I forgot to add they must be respectful and must have a good sense of humour."

Or at least think they are funny ?

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By *rPeachyMan over a year ago

Bristol

Big knockers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of thier women...

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

For my plan to come together…. And I’m sure the two of them will ensure it does!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone who shares the same love of Lego as I do!

I love Lego!!

I spent a fair bit of Christmas building lego with my grandson. I can see why it's addictive, and not just for kids..

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

From fab nothing.. got my friends and I’m off to the dark side to go dating

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"From fab nothing.. got my friends and I’m off to the dark side to go dating

If I meet anyone from a dating site we both do bdsm test dot org on the first date , oh look I’m 79% non monogamous, and a your a rope bunny ! that sorts out the compatible ones very quickly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmf for me this coming year. It's time to do something about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hi. Looking for a fwb to swing with. Socials. Club visits. Someone who is wanting the same. Very difficult to find on here.

Don't think I will find one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a few on fucket list apart from that a real local fwb is my biggest wish someone can do "normal" stuff no commitment team up with other couples etc., club buddy that kinda thing dont think I shall ever find that tbh x"

I like this too

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"My car keys atm

Keys are in the Swingers bowl

You were right.

Found the bowl in the pampas grass on the drive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm looking for a woman or another cd tv for a lesbian fun relationship

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

A local special friend with benefits would be nice.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Sounds lame, but connections. Where two people are on the same wavelength and ready to share a good time. I don't overthink it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"From fab nothing.. got my friends and I’m off to the dark side to go dating

If I meet anyone from a dating site we both do bdsm test dot org on the first date , oh look I’m 79% non monogamous, and a your a rope bunny ! that sorts out the compatible ones very quickly "

On some of them I've seen guys post their results as a photo. Maybe I should too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sounds lame, but connections. Where two people are on the same wavelength and ready to share a good time. I don't overthink it. "

I've only ever looked for connection. Whereas 99% of men messaging me are looking for "fun"

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

People that say they want to meet me to actually do it and not just say they want to.

Would be nice to meet local people and build connections in person.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like minded woman who doesnt take life seriously, up for fwb scenario or even a couple who want a 3rd

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

People that give me the horn to actually fancy me too would be nice.

And if the miracle happens and they do, then for them to tell me.

But even then I wouldn't believe them*. So hey ho.

I'll find something realistic to want. Like a dragon.

*there are one or two exceptions to this rule cos they've been telling me for long enough that I've started to believe them

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Something casual. With strings. And a marriage certificate with both our names on. Shared mortgage. Bitter divorce.

Casual.

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By *agertha73Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

"Something casual. With strings. And a marriage certificate with both our names on. Shared mortgage. Bitter divorce.

Casual. "

Haha .. What would serious look like!?

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

"Something casual. With strings. And a marriage certificate with both our names on. Shared mortgage. Bitter divorce.

Casual. "

If only you were closer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like some coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A nice woman who isn’t crazy

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"A fairly local male fwb to enjoy a few times a month.

Also a female to have fun with, on a one on one bases or if she is part of a couple then the 3 or 4 have occasional fun Also

I forgot to add they must be respectful and must have a good sense of humour.

Or at least think they are funny ?"

Or buy him a joke book as a belated Xmas pressie

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Something casual. With strings. And a marriage certificate with both our names on. Shared mortgage. Bitter divorce.

Casual. "

Erase everything but the casual part and I'm in

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Just good old fashioned fun and friendships

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"People that give me the horn to actually fancy me too would be nice.

And if the miracle happens and they do, then for them to tell me.

But even then I wouldn't believe them*. So hey ho.

I'll find something realistic to want. Like a dragon.

*there are one or two exceptions to this rule cos they've been telling me for long enough that I've started to believe them

There's loads of dragons, I see people sticking them inside themselves daily

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By *leecouple101Couple over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

Genuine couples would be good, there are some out there and on our friends list but a few more would be nice. not neccasarily too local but those we could have semi regular fun with.

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Get back into dating. Not been easy for the last year or so.

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"A fairly local male fwb to enjoy a few times a month.

Also a female to have fun with, on a one on one bases or if she is part of a couple then the 3 or 4 have occasional fun Also

I forgot to add they must be respectful and must have a good sense of humour."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just good old fashioned fun and friendships

Nailed it.

*that wasn’t a verification

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"People that give me the horn to actually fancy me too would be nice.

And if the miracle happens and they do, then for them to tell me.

But even then I wouldn't believe them*. So hey ho.

I'll find something realistic to want. Like a dragon.

*there are one or two exceptions to this rule cos they've been telling me for long enough that I've started to believe them

There's loads of dragons, I see people sticking them inside themselves daily

You weren't meant to share that. That was between us

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"People that give me the horn to actually fancy me too would be nice.

And if the miracle happens and they do, then for them to tell me.

But even then I wouldn't believe them*. So hey ho.

I'll find something realistic to want. Like a dragon.

*there are one or two exceptions to this rule cos they've been telling me for long enough that I've started to believe them

There's loads of dragons, I see people sticking them inside themselves daily

You weren't meant to share that. That was between us

Opps sorry, do I not mention the bed post either?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"People that give me the horn to actually fancy me too would be nice.

And if the miracle happens and they do, then for them to tell me.

But even then I wouldn't believe them*. So hey ho.

I'll find something realistic to want. Like a dragon.

*there are one or two exceptions to this rule cos they've been telling me for long enough that I've started to believe them

There's loads of dragons, I see people sticking them inside themselves daily

You weren't meant to share that. That was between us

Opps sorry, do I not mention the bed post either?

Nah. That's on pornhub already.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"People that give me the horn to actually fancy me too would be nice.

And if the miracle happens and they do, then for them to tell me.

But even then I wouldn't believe them*. So hey ho.

I'll find something realistic to want. Like a dragon.

*there are one or two exceptions to this rule cos they've been telling me for long enough that I've started to believe them

There's loads of dragons, I see people sticking them inside themselves daily

You weren't meant to share that. That was between us

Opps sorry, do I not mention the bed post either?

Nah. That's on pornhub already."

I was a bit worried then after saying that

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"People that give me the horn to actually fancy me too would be nice.

And if the miracle happens and they do, then for them to tell me.

But even then I wouldn't believe them*. So hey ho.

I'll find something realistic to want. Like a dragon.

*there are one or two exceptions to this rule cos they've been telling me for long enough that I've started to believe them

There's loads of dragons, I see people sticking them inside themselves daily

You weren't meant to share that. That was between us

Opps sorry, do I not mention the bed post either?

Nah. That's on pornhub already.

I was a bit worried then after saying that

And then you searched the hub.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I have been very lucky during 2021 and I'm hoping it will continue through 2022 too. As far as my needs are concerned, I am very, very happy and this fine lady can experiment on me as much as she likes, especially as it makes her happy too. I have been blessed with so many new experiences

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"People that give me the horn to actually fancy me too would be nice.

And if the miracle happens and they do, then for them to tell me.

But even then I wouldn't believe them*. So hey ho.

I'll find something realistic to want. Like a dragon.

*there are one or two exceptions to this rule cos they've been telling me for long enough that I've started to believe them

There's loads of dragons, I see people sticking them inside themselves daily

You weren't meant to share that. That was between us

Opps sorry, do I not mention the bed post either?

Nah. That's on pornhub already.

I was a bit worried then after saying that

And then you searched the hub....."

Completed it already

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"People that give me the horn to actually fancy me too would be nice.

And if the miracle happens and they do, then for them to tell me.

But even then I wouldn't believe them*. So hey ho.

I'll find something realistic to want. Like a dragon.

*there are one or two exceptions to this rule cos they've been telling me for long enough that I've started to believe them

There's loads of dragons, I see people sticking them inside themselves daily

You weren't meant to share that. That was between us

Opps sorry, do I not mention the bed post either?

Nah. That's on pornhub already.

I was a bit worried then after saying that

And then you searched the hub.....

Completed it already

I'll put a new one on

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"People that give me the horn to actually fancy me too would be nice.

And if the miracle happens and they do, then for them to tell me.

But even then I wouldn't believe them*. So hey ho.

I'll find something realistic to want. Like a dragon.

*there are one or two exceptions to this rule cos they've been telling me for long enough that I've started to believe them

There's loads of dragons, I see people sticking them inside themselves daily

You weren't meant to share that. That was between us

Opps sorry, do I not mention the bed post either?

Nah. That's on pornhub already.

I was a bit worried then after saying that

And then you searched the hub.....

Completed it already

I'll put a new one on

I should put my eruption vids on there

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"People that give me the horn to actually fancy me too would be nice.

And if the miracle happens and they do, then for them to tell me.

But even then I wouldn't believe them*. So hey ho.

I'll find something realistic to want. Like a dragon.

*there are one or two exceptions to this rule cos they've been telling me for long enough that I've started to believe them

There's loads of dragons, I see people sticking them inside themselves daily

You weren't meant to share that. That was between us

Opps sorry, do I not mention the bed post either?

Nah. That's on pornhub already.

I was a bit worried then after saying that

And then you searched the hub.....

Completed it already

I'll put a new one on

I should put my eruption vids on there

Yes! Yes you should!

Erm.... that was a bit enthusiastic. Sorry. I mean, you know. If you wanna

Now.... back to the thread.

I'm looking for PD's eruption vids apparently.

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