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Besg place to be naughty at Alton Towers
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over a year ago
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Just enjoy each other's company, have a flirt and exchange glances as you are flung through twists and loops on rollercoasters but don't risk anything in public as children will be everywhere and cameras.
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"So where’s the best and most thrilling place you can realistically have some naughty fun as a couple at Alton Towers?   "
Everyone's wagging their little fingers at you...I should too I suppose, but that did put a smile on my face
But behave yourselves!!..ahem |
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"Haha, a lot of morally correct people on here for a hypothetical post. Let’s imagine it’s Alton Towers but only grown ups can attend!"
Not morally correct just common sense really. We have children and regularly go to Alton Towers and if we seen 2 adults fucking in the bushes or wherever we’d want them jailed. |
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"Haha, a lot of morally correct people on here for a hypothetical post. Let’s imagine it’s Alton Towers but only grown ups can attend!"
Do you have kids?
You are absolutely vile to do anything sex related where kids are around. Go to a Swingers club. |
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"Haha, a lot of morally correct people on here for a hypothetical post. Let’s imagine it’s Alton Towers but only grown ups can attend!
Not morally correct just common sense really. We have children and regularly go to Alton Towers and if we seen 2 adults fucking in the bushes or wherever we’d want them jailed."
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"Do people still flash their tits for the cameras on rides? Nobody seemed to worry about children being present when that happened last I was there."
Did you not worry about any children around when adults were getting naked? |
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"Haha, a lot of morally correct people on here for a hypothetical post. Let’s imagine it’s Alton Towers but only grown ups can attend!"
Still a no, it's a theme park not a naturist venue, not everyone will want to your bits |
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"So where’s the best and most thrilling place you can realistically have some naughty fun as a couple at Alton Towers? "
A few years ago, the forums tried to organise a big social at Alton Towers, someone told the National Press and it was all over the papers... claiming that we were all perverts and planning a huge orgy... it got cancelled  |
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"So where’s the best and most thrilling place you can realistically have some naughty fun as a couple at Alton Towers?
A few years ago, the forums tried to organise a big social at Alton Towers, someone told the National Press and it was all over the papers... claiming that we were all perverts and planning a huge orgy... it got cancelled "
I heard they do a naturist weekend at one of the hotels or water parks. But you’d need to put your bits away to go in the theme park. |
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The absolute best place to have sex at Alton Towers (and i speak from experience)
Is in your room at the Alton Towers Hotel with the door tightly closed & locked and the curtains closed.
This applies in reality and hypothetically with or without children & families in the park. |
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"The absolute best place to have sex at Alton Towers (and i speak from experience)
Is in your room at the Alton Towers Hotel with the door tightly closed & locked and the curtains closed.
This applies in reality and hypothetically with or without children & families in the park."
That’s so fucking hot! I’m booking tickets right now!
Tell me it was under the covers too! Tell me you turned the light off! Fuck!!!!!!!
Bastard! The parks shut for the winter! |
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"The absolute best place to have sex at Alton Towers (and i speak from experience)
Is in your room at the Alton Towers Hotel with the door tightly closed & locked and the curtains closed.
This applies in reality and hypothetically with or without children & families in the park.
That’s so fucking hot! I’m booking tickets right now!
Tell me it was under the covers too! Tell me you turned the light off! Fuck!!!!!!!
Bastard! The parks shut for the winter!"
No problem, you can book for later in the year with any of the online holiday booking agents.... or even at your local high street travel agent
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The absolute best place to have sex at Alton Towers (and i speak from experience)
Is in your room at the Alton Towers Hotel with the door tightly closed & locked and the curtains closed.
This applies in reality and hypothetically with or without children & families in the park.
That’s so fucking hot! I’m booking tickets right now!
Tell me it was under the covers too! Tell me you turned the light off! Fuck!!!!!!!
Bastard! The parks shut for the winter!"
You're soooo lucky you didn't say Legoland...
That's firing squad material right there |
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