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By *ai24Man
over a year ago
Hull |
I’d like to say ‘for petes sake’ but I think ‘you’re bare jarring fam’ is actually thrown around a lot these days.
I’m lead to believe this translates to ‘you’re talking a lot of bollocks family member’….. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sugar
Honey
Ice
Tea
Or when it might rain you say "dont know if its gonna piss or shit "
Ice tea? This isn’t British
Separate words mate x"
Ice then? British word? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sugar
Honey
Ice
Tea
Or when it might rain you say "dont know if its gonna piss or shit "
Ice tea? This isn’t British
Separate words mate x
Ice then? British word?"
Mans that ultimate British word…sugar |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Corona virus, lockdown 
How original
As is that answer sir 
It’s a statement, not an answer
Potato potato it's all the same to me "
Heck, you should of listened at school |
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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago
Milton Keynes |
Got loads of these
Was you born in a barn
Got to drop the kids at the pool
Got a turtle edd
That looks fine can’t see it from my house
I’m off down the frog and toad to the battle cruiser for a pigs ear
I’m just off for an ertha kitt
It was the dog not me
Cor it’s brass monkeys out here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d like to say ‘for petes sake’ but I think ‘you’re bare jarring fam’ is actually thrown around a lot these days.
I’m lead to believe this translates to ‘you’re talking a lot of bollocks family member’….."
My youngest son says that to me. He says jarring actually means I'm annoying .
He receives a thick ear in response. He's an adult, talking chav language and is far too loud whilst gaming on his computer and headset. So a thick ear is justified lol. |
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"I’d like to say ‘for petes sake’ but I think ‘you’re bare jarring fam’ is actually thrown around a lot these days.
I’m lead to believe this translates to ‘you’re talking a lot of bollocks family member’…..
My youngest son says that to me. He says jarring actually means I'm annoying .
He receives a thick ear in response. He's an adult, talking chav language and is far too loud whilst gaming on his computer and headset. So a thick ear is justified lol. "
slipped a thick ear in there aswell   |
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"I’d like to say ‘for petes sake’ but I think ‘you’re bare jarring fam’ is actually thrown around a lot these days.
I’m lead to believe this translates to ‘you’re talking a lot of bollocks family member’…..
My youngest son says that to me. He says jarring actually means I'm annoying .
He receives a thick ear in response. He's an adult, talking chav language and is far too loud whilst gaming on his computer and headset. So a thick ear is justified lol. "
I think this is a sign I'm getting older because I've never heard jarring used in the context in my life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d like to say ‘for petes sake’ but I think ‘you’re bare jarring fam’ is actually thrown around a lot these days.
I’m lead to believe this translates to ‘you’re talking a lot of bollocks family member’…..
My youngest son says that to me. He says jarring actually means I'm annoying .
He receives a thick ear in response. He's an adult, talking chav language and is far too loud whilst gaming on his computer and headset. So a thick ear is justified lol.
I think this is a sign I'm getting older because I've never heard jarring used in the context in my life "
Lol I had to ask him for a translation. Totally regretted asking  . If I shout at him, he tells me to stop barking!  . This doesn't mean he's calling me a dog. Apparently, it's a new word for shouting! Any more of that and he can move out lol. Youth of today, I utterly despair! |
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"I’d like to say ‘for petes sake’ but I think ‘you’re bare jarring fam’ is actually thrown around a lot these days.
I’m lead to believe this translates to ‘you’re talking a lot of bollocks family member’…..
My youngest son says that to me. He says jarring actually means I'm annoying .
He receives a thick ear in response. He's an adult, talking chav language and is far too loud whilst gaming on his computer and headset. So a thick ear is justified lol.
I think this is a sign I'm getting older because I've never heard jarring used in the context in my life
Lol I had to ask him for a translation. Totally regretted asking . If I shout at him, he tells me to stop barking! . This doesn't mean he's calling me a dog. Apparently, it's a new word for shouting! Any more of that and he can move out lol. Youth of today, I utterly despair! "
Another British saying: they don't know they're born |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got loads of these
Was you born in a barn
Got to drop the kids at the pool
Got a turtle edd
That looks fine can’t see it from my house
I’m off down the frog and toad to the battle cruiser for a pigs ear
I’m just off for an ertha kitt
It was the dog not me
Cor it’s brass monkeys out here "
I'm not British can I have a translation please?! |
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"“Brexit means getting our sovereignty back!”
BOLLOX!
We had sovereignty all the time by power of veto!
Brexit means that you and your following generations will be forever under the US thumb.
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Haha yeah if we are lucky at the moment I don't think we have any serious trade deals do we ? Haven't looked it up in ages. |
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By *ipOmenMan
over a year ago
Coventry |
Hmmm I have a few so here goes!
* you can't educate pork..
* oh God no not that person, they are a gnaws
* peice of cake
* don't slam the door.. in other words phook off..
* it's just not true what people say about you...lmao
* here's 50p now go and start a paper round...in other words phook off..
* if you have managed to get someone really angry and they pull you the vexed face whilst angrily saying er excuse me! as if to say that you are being rude .. at which point don't apologise or accept their being offended and simply stare into their eyes and then say..you are excused! In other words phook off.. |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
He's a right "Del Boy!"
"What a wanker!"
"What a Plonker!"
He's a Jaffer (seedless)
Bullshit y'are (insert their name) = you are full of lies/fibs. Picked that up in Huddersfield...
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