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"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean " Use a tooth pick. | |||
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"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean " Is that why it is green? | |||
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"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean Use a tooth pick." What? And pick the cheese off like a cocktail stick? I’ll get a jar of pickles as well | |||
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"Ask the women who are sucking you to use mouth wash between cocks. " | |||
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"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean Is that why it is green?" Yes | |||
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"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean Is that why it is green? Yes " You're such a catch | |||
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"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean Is that why it is green? Yes You're such a catch" You’ll catch something if you went near it | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome)" THIS THREAD IS CODE TO SEND POSH DICK PICS. GUYS SEND THEM HER WAY | |||
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"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean Is that why it is green? Yes You're such a catch You’ll catch something if you went back near it " FIFY I know..... that's why we can never again be together darling. | |||
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"I can’t get underneath the helmet clean Use a tooth pick. What? And pick the cheese off like a cocktail stick? I’ll get a jar of pickles as well " Pineapple chunks, not pickles | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome) THIS THREAD IS CODE TO SEND POSH DICK PICS. GUYS SEND THEM HER WAY " They all know that you're the one who wants them....... preferably oozing dick pics. (If I wanted them I'd just ask ) | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome) THIS THREAD IS CODE TO SEND POSH DICK PICS. GUYS SEND THEM HER WAY " She might need advice on something | |||
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"I tried a Brillo pad on the crusty bit but he just started crying. " That explains why he looked so red raw in the pic he sent this morning..... | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome)" Just keep sticking it up the bum Rex. It'll get smelly in no time. Glad to have been of help x | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome) Just keep sticking it up the bum Rex. It'll get smelly in no time. Glad to have been of help x" He can't bend it enough to get it up his bum Granny. | |||
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"Well this thread has tickled me no end! " Mission accomplished! | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome) Just keep sticking it up the bum Rex. It'll get smelly in no time. Glad to have been of help x He can't bend it enough to get it up his bum Granny." He'll use yours. He really doesn't mind. | |||
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"Use sandpaper when wanking " Can I kiss it better for you? | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome) Just keep sticking it up the bum Rex. It'll get smelly in no time. Glad to have been of help x He can't bend it enough to get it up his bum Granny. He'll use yours. He really doesn't mind. " True story. But mine smells fresh like those clean cotton Yankee candles.... | |||
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"I tried a Brillo pad on the crusty bit but he just started crying. That explains why he looked so red raw in the pic he sent this morning....." Think he was growing the crust to make it look bigger… it’s halved in size… | |||
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"I tried a Brillo pad on the crusty bit but he just started crying. That explains why he looked so red raw in the pic he sent this morning..... Think he was growing the crust to make it look bigger… it’s halved in size… " I thought that. Maybe the crust is eating his willy? | |||
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"Once a month I get naked spray it with tfr leave a minute then jet wash works wonders unlike my cock for a week after but it's sparkling." Oh lord | |||
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"Cheese grater. Actually wincing at the thought " One of the little ones or the normal size one? | |||
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"No excuses for them, clean them" You'd think..... | |||
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"Wash it once in a while. New year is coming up. that's when I usually do mine, need it or not." On the Eve or the Day? | |||
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"Wire bush and detol" And that is always the right answer..... | |||
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"[ Crust Removed by poster at 27/12/21 13:41:05]" Good man | |||
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"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale " The mint one! | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome)" Surely people don’t let it get smelly? | |||
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"Presidential strength bleach " I use that on my eyes after seeing some of the pictures on here | |||
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"Walk away" Run. Run like the wind. | |||
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"Bleach & brillo pad" Good call. And not one of the sponge ones. | |||
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"Use sandpaper when wanking Can I kiss it better for you? " I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months | |||
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"Febreeze with Dettol " I am pretty sure there are people who do that. Without the dettol..... | |||
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"Read this as socks and was going to suggest Persil non bio. Then re read and I’ll suggest persil bio.. lots of it" I love the smell of bio washing powder.... | |||
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"If ya lad smells like Quavers, then it’s time for a wash. Ideally with a steel wool brush & copious amounts of dettol " Oooh steel wool.... good call. | |||
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" " I'm sorry. Blame Rex. He made me do it. | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome) Surely people don’t let it get smelly? " That's the dream right there.... | |||
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"I'm going to have a shower soon. Give my cock a good wash. Even under the ridge of my bellend." It must be Christmas! | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome)" Surely people don’t let it get smelly? | |||
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"A bit of Zoflora and a nail brush" A nail brush sounds like getting a bit too close..... | |||
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"Use sandpaper when wanking Can I kiss it better for you? I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months " I'm in. I'll leave the door on the latch for you | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome) Surely people don’t let it get smelly? " I'm sure you said that.... | |||
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"I sprinkle Parmesan cheese on mine to give the ladies a treat " You're too good to the ladies.... | |||
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"Sometimes it just happens. For a few days it seems to stink, I imagine like a thrush infection. Obviously normal cleaning routine, pull back the foreskin in the shower and wash all over. Nothing too strong. " Hang on. So not the steel wool brush? | |||
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"White vinegar and bicarbonate soda should do the trick.. " And a firm toothbrush to get in all the crannies? | |||
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"Rex, I'll bring my chisel when I chaperone you to the GUM clinic." You're too good to him | |||
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"Cheese grater. Actually wincing at the thought One of the little ones or the normal size one?" one of those cylinder ones so it gets all haha | |||
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"Wash it after peeing too if your with someone. Stale piss behind your foreskin can’t taste great. Some urinals have taps for this but seems less common in the U.K. " Ok.... so genuine question.... as I don't have one of my own. Doesn't the pee kinda head out in the opposite direction to the foreskin? And then excess pee gets wiped off onto the pants? As opposed to sneaking up and hiding behind the foreskin I mean | |||
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"Cheese grater. Actually wincing at the thought One of the little ones or the normal size one?one of those cylinder ones so it gets all haha" Awwww a nutmeg grater! | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome)" Good hand-wash of the meatus and foreskin. | |||
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"I sprinkle Parmesan cheese on mine to give the ladies a treat You're too good to the ladies...." Well I had to up ma game, cos the Stinking Bishop didn't go down too well | |||
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"Wash it after peeing too if your with someone. Stale piss behind your foreskin can’t taste great. Some urinals have taps for this but seems less common in the U.K. Ok.... so genuine question.... as I don't have one of my own. Doesn't the pee kinda head out in the opposite direction to the foreskin? And then excess pee gets wiped off onto the pants? As opposed to sneaking up and hiding behind the foreskin I mean " You’re half right , but if you keep it out your boxers a while after a pee & wash it and dry it the excess will have mostly finished, so your boxers stay fresher too. It can’t hurt to give it a regular wash and a bit of an airing can it ? | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome) Good hand-wash of the meatus and foreskin. " Anti bac hand wash? | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome) Surely people don’t let it get smelly? I'm sure you said that.... " Mine is always fresh & good enough to eat | |||
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"Use sandpaper when wanking Can I kiss it better for you? I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months I'm in. I'll leave the door on the latch for you " I'll be over in 10 | |||
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"I sprinkle Parmesan cheese on mine to give the ladies a treat You're too good to the ladies.... Well I had to up ma game, cos the Stinking Bishop didn't go down too well " That's my favourite | |||
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"Wash it after peeing too if your with someone. Stale piss behind your foreskin can’t taste great. Some urinals have taps for this but seems less common in the U.K. Ok.... so genuine question.... as I don't have one of my own. Doesn't the pee kinda head out in the opposite direction to the foreskin? And then excess pee gets wiped off onto the pants? As opposed to sneaking up and hiding behind the foreskin I mean You’re half right , but if you keep it out your boxers a while after a pee & wash it and dry it the excess will have mostly finished, so your boxers stay fresher too. It can’t hurt to give it a regular wash and a bit of an airing can it ? " Oh I completely agree.... I was just imagining contorting it into the pants to cause the dribble under the foreskin. I chuckled..... | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome) Surely people don’t let it get smelly? I'm sure you said that.... Mine is always fresh & good enough to eat " Eat.... or lick? One is surely frowned upon.... the other enjoyed | |||
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"Use sandpaper when wanking Can I kiss it better for you? I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months I'm in. I'll leave the door on the latch for you I'll be over in 10 " Promises promises | |||
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"Dont put clean cock in smelly fannies " I don't think Rex has that option..... | |||
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"Ask the women who are sucking you to use mouth wash between cocks. " | |||
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"Use sandpaper when wanking Can I kiss it better for you? I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months I'm in. I'll leave the door on the latch for you I'll be over in 10 Promises promises " I would be if I could be | |||
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".... Doesn't the pee kinda head out in the opposite direction to the foreskin? And then excess pee gets wiped off onto the pants? As opposed to sneaking up and hiding behind the foreskin I mean " Surely you've seen some of those foreskins that extend in what I believe is called a phimosis and only get retracted once in a blue cheesy moon? | |||
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"Are we supposed to wash it then first " And second. | |||
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"Dip it in a cup of Burberry Touch, it should be good for a good six months." Polo sport | |||
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"Sheep dip should do it " Rex tried that. The sheep got upset | |||
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"Shoot hand sanitizer at it with a water pistol " I like that idea! Or give up and use a nerf gun! | |||
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"OK, so I’ve just had a gentleman’s wash in the sink. I did however have to use my electric toothbrush to get right under the bobbies helmet " Can I come and test it out? No sticking it in my fanny though, might smell again afterwards. | |||
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"Use sandpaper when wanking Can I kiss it better for you? I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months I'm in. I'll leave the door on the latch for you I'll be over in 10 Promises promises I would be if I could be" I'll give you 15 | |||
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".... Doesn't the pee kinda head out in the opposite direction to the foreskin? And then excess pee gets wiped off onto the pants? As opposed to sneaking up and hiding behind the foreskin I mean Surely you've seen some of those foreskins that extend in what I believe is called a phimosis and only get retracted once in a blue cheesy moon?" I've never seen a foreskin | |||
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"OK, so I’ve just had a gentleman’s wash in the sink. I did however have to use my electric toothbrush to get right under the bobbies helmet " That's good. I use your electric toothbrush on the mould on your toilet. Works wonders. | |||
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"Twice a year, whether it needs it or not! " Good man! | |||
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"Are we supposed to wash it then first And second." That's what curtains are for | |||
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"Use sandpaper when wanking Can I kiss it better for you? I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months I'm in. I'll leave the door on the latch for you I'll be over in 10 Promises promises I would be if I could be I'll give you 15" My teleportation device is broken, I'll drive over in the new year | |||
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"Are we supposed to wash it then first And second. That's what curtains are for " True dat | |||
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"Use sandpaper when wanking Can I kiss it better for you? I don't have a smelly cock so don't need to use sandpaper but he does need kissing better as he's gone without for a couple of months I'm in. I'll leave the door on the latch for you I'll be over in 10 Promises promises I would be if I could be I'll give you 15 My teleportation device is broken, I'll drive over in the new year " I'm absolutely counting the days now | |||
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"Are we supposed to wash it then first And second. That's what beef curtains are for " | |||
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"Are we supposed to wash it then first And second. That's what beef curtains are for " | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome)" Use Dr Ball's Fresh Ballocks yes it is a thing lol and dose have a nise manly smell I use to fill it in to tubes... | |||
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"Always pull the four skin back and clean it well , know body loves smelling pee or fish lol " You have four skins on your cock? | |||
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"Because Rex was too scared to post it himself..... Hints and tips for the smelly cocks out there please (Rex sweetie, you're welcome) Use Dr Ball's Fresh Ballocks yes it is a thing lol and dose have a nise manly smell I use to fill it in to tubes... " Oh I so need to Google this shiz.... | |||
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"Are we supposed to wash it then first And second. That's what beef curtains are for " DEAD | |||
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"Not having a foreskin and taking a shower works for me " Can I watch? | |||
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"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice " Yes, please ask the audience with a new thread, pretty please | |||
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"My cock alway clean only way!" No mud wrestling for you! | |||
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"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice " Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too..... | |||
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"To be fair there are lots of grooming products out there for men Google below the waist as well " REX! THIS MAN IS HELPING! | |||
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"Not having a foreskin and taking a shower works for me Can I watch? " Not with the Christmas belly you can't! | |||
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"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too..... " He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice | |||
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"To be fair there are lots of grooming products out there for men Google below the waist as well REX! THIS MAN IS HELPING!" Google has blocked me | |||
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"Not having a foreskin and taking a shower works for me Can I watch? Not with the Christmas belly you can't! " Rude...... I hardly ate anything | |||
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"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too..... He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice " I’ll peg you yes | |||
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"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too..... He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice " It's ok. I told him you're not | |||
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"To be fair there are lots of grooming products out there for men Google below the waist as well REX! THIS MAN IS HELPING! Google has blocked me " Turn safe search on and off again. You're welcome. | |||
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"A mix, now pay attention, a mix of 2 parts Boiling water to 1 part deep heat, it is important to stir for at least 5 mins with ur cock. Then to dry, coat in salt. " That sounds like an excellent idea. | |||
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"You can pay circumcision - or stop the dirty granny shagging & spitting it back" Granny isn't that dirty! | |||
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"Not having a foreskin and taking a shower works for me Can I watch? Not with the Christmas belly you can't! Rude...... I hardly ate anything " | |||
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"Not so posh did you find it on Amazon I this k is £8 a Tube " Send Rex a link would you? | |||
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"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too..... He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice It's ok. I told him you're not " Cheers mate | |||
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"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too..... He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice It's ok. I told him you're not Cheers mate " I've got your back (I mean my hand is on your arse but I was being polite) | |||
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"Conversations like this make me so grateful for my circumcision haha. You have my sympathies Rex buddy." We all feel bad for Rex and his cock..... | |||
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"I just hang a magic tree off it these days and make do " Did you get one in your stocking? | |||
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"I just hang a magic tree off it these days and make do " New car smell? | |||
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"I just hang a magic tree off it these days and make do Did you get one in your stocking? " No, I got it from the car wash bloke | |||
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"I just hang a magic tree off it these days and make do New car smell?" New cock actually | |||
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"I just hang a magic tree off it these days and make do New car smell? New cock actually " But I so enjoyed the old one | |||
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"Are we supposed to wash it then first And second. That's what beef curtains are for " Hahaha | |||
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"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale " Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version. | |||
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"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version. " You live life dangerously | |||
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"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version. " What happens if you get some down your japs eye? | |||
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"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version. What happens if you get some down your japs eye? " Push a long straw in after it and suck it out | |||
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"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version. What happens if you get some down your japs eye? Push a long straw in after it and suck it out " Like you would with a snake bite? | |||
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"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version. What happens if you get some down your japs eye? Push a long straw in after it and suck it out Like you would with a snake bite? " If you're putting snakes up your willy I think you've got more things to worry about than a bit of cheese | |||
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"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version. What happens if you get some down your japs eye? Push a long straw in after it and suck it out Like you would with a snake bite? If you're putting snakes up your willy I think you've got more things to worry about than a bit of cheese " He has so many cock related things to worry about, bless him | |||
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"Original sauce shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale Extra tip to add to this - use the Mint & Tea Tree Oil version. What happens if you get some down your japs eye? Push a long straw in after it and suck it out Like you would with a snake bite? If you're putting snakes up your willy I think you've got more things to worry about than a bit of cheese " I don’t like the ‘sound’ of that | |||
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"Original sauce(sic) shower gel... that stuff could melt the plaster off a wall so it should work wonders on a problematic cheesy tale " Felt compelled to look this up to make sure we weren't getting things mixed up with tomato source or HP source or perhaps Evian water! | |||
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"I suppose you can use the same stuff that's used for a fishy minge. " Spunk? | |||
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"Phew, that’s some reading Not sure I knew it was such a hot topic being circumcised. " We like to discuss the important issues here. Also.... hello | |||
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"We like to discuss the important issues here. Also.... hello " Glad to hear it! Hello | |||
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"Christ now I’m singing smelly cocks in the style of phoebes smelly cat song… Send help." I have gin for you. That's like help..... | |||
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"I suppose you can use the same stuff that's used for a fishy minge. Spunk?" I don't think that would help | |||
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"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too..... He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice It's ok. I told him you're not Cheers mate I've got your back (I mean my hand is on your arse but I was being polite)" And very reassuring it is too | |||
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"Ah Posh you are indeed a good friend And..should I succumb to a case of a smelly vag I know where I'll come to for advice Yes. Rex knows what to do with a smelly vag too..... He already has me pegged for naive I dare not ask for his advice I’ll peg you yes " Wouldn't that give me a smelly anus! | |||
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"Christ now I’m singing smelly cocks in the style of phoebes smelly cat song… Send help." When they are done helping you please send them my way | |||
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