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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment 
If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?
Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?
I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id pick Studmcmuffin and he'd be in the backseats so that he can tease me in the rear view mirror, i could then pull over as i wished and sexually abused his body *evil laughs*   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol  "
Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Id drive Obi (round the bend) he'd be locked in the backseat and subjected to continual tracks by Boyzone and Ronan Keating
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Hehe, brilliant Sassy!
Don't forget to put the screen up |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Could I get a driver for November please? I need to get down to Dorset and then up to Cumbria. I love driving but it would be good to have someone else do it this time. Julie, your most interesting driver please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol
Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger "
no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job ............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ........... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment
If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?
Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?
I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her
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No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment
If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?
Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?
I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her
No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey! "
Who are you giving that to as I drive :O
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol
Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger
no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job ............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ........... "
Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment
If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?
Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?
I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her
No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!
Who are you giving that to as I drive :O
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God, I must be doing it wrong then if you didn't even notice! *shuffles off to consult Dummies Guide to Fanny Licking*
M
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol
Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger
no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job ............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........
Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well "
how many? she asked questionally ??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol
Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger
no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job
............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........
Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well
how many? she asked questionally ?? "
Only one ! what do you think I am a slag!? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol
Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger
no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job ............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........
Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well
how many? she asked questionally ?? "
Don't know you'd have to ask him
I know he has one or two favourites that travel with him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol
Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger
no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job
............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........
Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well
how many? she asked questionally ??
Only one ! what do you think I am a slag!? "
its in the boot then .............. baa baa  |
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol
Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger
no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job
............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........
Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well
how many? she asked questionally ??
Only one ! what do you think I am a slag!?
its in the boot then .............. baa baa "
Can't put them in the boot, they eat all Ryan's cookies!! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I will volunteer to chauffeur View around (plus his laptop), I want to see if he's actually as uber chilled as he comes over on the forums or whether he types his lovely, reasoned posts while plotting world domination, chuckling evilly and sticking his tongue out at the screen whilst welcoming Newbies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol
Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger
no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job
............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........
Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well
how many? she asked questionally ??
Only one ! what do you think I am a slag!?
its in the boot then .............. baa baa
Can't put them in the boot, they eat all Ryan's cookies!! "
Good point - dont look Dave - (psst dont tell him have killed the sheep - check the halloween post) and its in the boot frozen keeping Ryans gear cool ....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol I volunteer to chauffeur minxie
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ohhhhhhhh god, someone help me ........... nother thread I am gonna die on ............. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment
If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?
Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?
I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her
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Which onesie is it? I need to know before I can decide just how horribly my retribution will be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment
If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?
Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?
I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her
Which onesie is it? I need to know before I can decide just how horribly my retribution will be "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment
If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?
Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?
I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her
No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!
Who are you giving that to as I drive :O
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You two talking to each other on here is mostest confusing! lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment
If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?
Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?
I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her
No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!
Who are you giving that to as I drive :O
You two talking to each other on here is mostest confusing! lol"
Maybe I should I get a singles profile as well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment
If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?
Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?
I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her
No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!
Who are you giving that to as I drive :O
You two talking to each other on here is mostest confusing! lol
Maybe I should I get a singles profile as well "
If you dare to get a singles profile, I will tie you up and spank you on cam.
M
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol
Ok seeing as you mentioned the kids, YOU can have them, snigger
no problem she said oh so teasingly - cos that would be like doing my job
............. welcome boys, step into my limo of ............. take ya pick ...........
Don't forget you need to fit Dave's sheep in as well
how many? she asked questionally ??
Only one ! what do you think I am a slag!?
its in the boot then .............. baa baa
Can't put them in the boot, they eat all Ryan's cookies!!
Good point - dont look Dave - (psst dont tell him have killed the sheep - check the halloween post) and its in the boot frozen keeping Ryans gear cool ....... "
Oh shit! He's gonna be rampant without his sheep....
Keep your doors locked!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment
If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?
Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?
I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her
No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!
Who are you giving that to as I drive :O
You two talking to each other on here is mostest confusing! lol
Maybe I should I get a singles profile as well
If you dare to get a singles profile, I will tie you up and spank you on cam.
M
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Promises, promises |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment
If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?
Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?
I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her
No fringe benefits indeed! What about the cunnilingus during the journey!
Who are you giving that to as I drive :O
You two talking to each other on here is mostest confusing! lol
Maybe I should I get a singles profile as well
If you dare to get a singles profile, I will tie you up and spank you on cam.
M
Promises, promises "
I will do much more to you on cam as well!
M
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"im sitting in the confused corner with kinky "
Well I can't really stop him posting
Unless we tie him up haha
Anyway, if he that shall be obeyed, yes I said that on purpose posts, he signs off M.
See easy really |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol "
Could always stick them in the back... make sure it's air tight and gas them |
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol
Could always stick them in the back... make sure it's air tight and gas them "
Laughing gas? Jez then they'd never shut up lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think u should allocate people who has to chauffeur who ............. and I pity the person that gets the kids (Ryan and Dave) together lol
Could always stick them in the back... make sure it's air tight and gas them
Laughing gas? Jez then they'd never shut up lol "
Come on did i say laughing gas and shhhh he's around so can hear |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have a horrible feeling that people don't like me on here, picture the scene, dead sheep in boot - thawing out, two dead children in the back of the car ......... this is not gonna look clever when I get stopped by the police ...... how long do I have to spend inside? ............ she said jokingly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a horrible feeling that people don't like me on here, picture the scene, dead sheep in boot - thawing out, two dead children in the back of the car ......... this is not gonna look clever when I get stopped by the police ...... how long do I have to spend inside? ............ she said jokingly "
lol
just dont give me a lift or you will have sick add to it.
You forgot the cookies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee! 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have a horrible feeling that people don't like me on here, picture the scene, dead sheep in boot - thawing out, two dead children in the back of the car ......... this is not gonna look clever when I get stopped by the police ...... how long do I have to spend inside? ............ she said jokingly
lol
just dont give me a lift or you will have sick add to it.
You forgot the cookies "
She chose not to accept cookies for fear of crashing!!!!! boom boom! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!
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For christ sake don't get in a car with anyone with stockings on...... theres a serial killer on the loose |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!
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pulls up alongside, gets out car and legs it fast leaving you with car and two very very drowsy kids in the back ............. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!
pulls up alongside, gets out car and legs it fast leaving you with car and two very very drowsy kids in the back ............. "
To late you have left finger prints every where |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have a horrible feeling that people don't like me on here, picture the scene, dead sheep in boot - thawing out, two dead children in the back of the car ......... this is not gonna look clever when I get stopped by the police ...... how long do I have to spend inside? ............ she said jokingly "
Yeah yeah, we all know how much you love men in uniform |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!
pulls up alongside, gets out car and legs it fast leaving you with car and two very very drowsy kids in the back .............
To late you have left finger prints every where"
not me I wear driving gloves lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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ure ok too cos I just (and I can't think of another word) fingered !!!! lol other people on another thread cos I didn't realise it was u I pulled up alongside - sorry MrlMissJ - oh god I am sooooo doooomed - more bloody mayhem and havoc lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"ure ok too cos I just (and I can't think of another word) fingered !!!! lol other people on another thread cos I didn't realise it was u I pulled up alongside - sorry MrlMissJ - oh god I am sooooo doooomed - more bloody mayhem and havoc lol "
Thats ok cos julie thinks their rabbits |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!
pulls up alongside, gets out car and legs it fast leaving you with car and two very very drowsy kids in the back ............. "
Well if you think I'm gettin into a vauxhall vectra, you got another thing comin!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!
For christ sake don't get in a car with anyone with stockings on...... theres a serial killer on the loose"
yeah smashed the cornflakes earlier and now going for the sugar puffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bloody chauffeur didn't turn up...........stood looking all forlorn with me Lidl carrier bag........in the rain..........cryin..............and I need a weewee!
For christ sake don't get in a car with anyone with stockings on...... theres a serial killer on the loose
yeah smashed the cornflakes earlier and now going for the sugar puffs "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Id chauffer minxie around in the boot of my car decapitated then stop at the thames and throw her in "
there appears to be rather a lot of peeps that want me DEAD !!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First meat hooks , now decapitation........there's a pattern forming here!! "
yeah and look who the common denominator is .............. me thinks she is seriously trying to do me in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i always thought it would be cool to be driven around.. now im not so sure if id trust anyone too lol "
well at least I kept that Ryan and Dave from being behind the wheel of a car .............. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!
Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!
Minxy has killed god knows who!
And Julie is just insane!!
Anyone want to share our taxi ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!
Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!
Minxy has killed god knows who!
And Julie is just insane!!
Anyone want to share our taxi ? "
I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!
Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!
Minxy has killed god knows who!
And Julie is just insane!!
Anyone want to share our taxi ? "
can I pleeeeze lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!
Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!
Minxy has killed god knows who!
And Julie is just insane!!
Anyone want to share our taxi ?
can I pleeeeze lol "
No you can walk!!!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!
Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!
Minxy has killed god knows who!
And Julie is just insane!!
Anyone want to share our taxi ?
can I pleeeeze lol
No you can walk!!!! Lol "
but I can't see where I am going as I have been decapitated ........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!
Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!
Minxy has killed god knows who!
And Julie is just insane!!
Anyone want to share our taxi ?
I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now "
And where are the said pictures ?
Have you saved all the people that diamonds and minxie had done over? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!
Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!
Minxy has killed god knows who!
And Julie is just insane!!
Anyone want to share our taxi ?
I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now
And where are the said pictures ?
Have you saved all the people that diamonds and minxie had done over? "
Are you blind |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!
Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!
Minxy has killed god knows who!
And Julie is just insane!!
Anyone want to share our taxi ?
I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now
And where are the said pictures ?
Have you saved all the people that diamonds and minxie had done over?
Are you blind "
just to put the record straight - I only did a sheep over - Diamonds killed everything else and god knows who killed Ryan and Dave ............ and thats the truth |
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"Wheres you lasso of truth!?
I accidentally left it in the taxi, that you are all sat in now "
and I can see where this one is going ............. youre the driver tooo aren't u ................. lol |
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"Wheres you lasso of truth!?
I accidentally left it in the taxi, that you are all sat in now
and I can see where this one is going ............. youre the driver tooo aren't u ................. lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wheres you lasso of truth!?
I accidentally left it in the taxi, that you are all sat in now
and I can see where this one is going ............. youre the driver tooo aren't u ................. lol
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someone had better tell Sassy as she is oblivious that she is in danger ............. |
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"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!
Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!
Minxy has killed god knows who!
And Julie is just insane!!
Anyone want to share our taxi ?
I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now
And where are the said pictures ?
Have you saved all the people that diamonds and minxie had done over?
Are you blind
just to put the record straight - I only did a sheep over - Diamonds killed everything else and god knows who killed Ryan and Dave ............ and thats the truth "
I'm not sure they got killed?! Just gassed! Oh no wait, the pigs dressed as sheep! Lol |
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"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!
Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!
Minxy has killed god knows who!
And Julie is just insane!!
Anyone want to share our taxi ?
I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now
And where are the said pictures ?
Have you saved all the people that diamonds and minxie had done over?
Are you blind
just to put the record straight - I only did a sheep over - Diamonds killed everything else and god knows who killed Ryan and Dave ............ and thats the truth
I'm not sure they got killed?! Just gassed! Oh no wait, the pigs dressed as sheep! Lol "
my hero - cum to rescue me again ........... fank u |
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"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!
Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!
Minxy has killed god knows who!
And Julie is just insane!!
Anyone want to share our taxi ?
I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now
And where are the said pictures ?
Have you saved all the people that diamonds and minxie had done over?
Are you blind
just to put the record straight - I only did a sheep over - Diamonds killed everything else and god knows who killed Ryan and Dave ............ and thats the truth
I'm not sure they got killed?! Just gassed! Oh no wait, the pigs dressed as sheep! Lol
my hero - cum to rescue me again ........... fank u "
Sssssssssh.... Julie might hear you |
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"Think I will join cute and get a taxi! Not sure I would feel very safe in the back of any of you lots cars!!
Diamonds is chopping people up and throwing them in the river!!
Minxy has killed god knows who!
And Julie is just insane!!
Anyone want to share our taxi ?
I have been out saving the world, pics to prove so you can sod your lift now
And where are the said pictures ?
Have you saved all the people that
diamonds and minxie had done over?
Are you blind "
Sorry had my blindfold still on!!
Can you come and help?
My pussy is stuck up a tree |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What happens on here when I go out to choir? It's all been murder, death and alibis. And Wonderslut has got herself a costume."
sung in her bestest voice, "say a little prayer for me" - |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment
If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?
Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?
I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her
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I think Julewonders would be my choice as well... there is an air of mystery and danger around that woman and a sense of humour |
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I'd be greedy!
I'd be the chauffeur - stretch hummer!
With Julie, Cute,Kinky, Insatiable, Aphrodite, Shhhh and MissJ in the back.
Naked. With foam.
And then drive repeatedly over some very long cattle grids!!! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"I'd be greedy!
I'd be the chauffeur - stretch hummer!
With Julie, Cute,Kinky, Insatiable, Aphrodite, Shhhh and MissJ in the back.
Naked. With foam.
And then drive repeatedly over some very long cattle grids!!! "
pervert! But I like it and we would have some fun in the back...;-) |
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"I'd be greedy!
I'd be the chauffeur - stretch hummer!
With Julie, Cute,Kinky, Insatiable, Aphrodite, Shhhh and MissJ in the back.
Naked. With foam.
And then drive repeatedly over some very long cattle grids!!! pervert! But I like it and we would have some fun in the back...;-)"
Would be better to replace the foam with cream though |
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"I'd be greedy!
I'd be the chauffeur - stretch hummer!
With Julie, Cute,Kinky, Insatiable, Aphrodite, Shhhh and MissJ in the back.
Naked. With foam.
And then drive repeatedly over some very long cattle grids!!! "
omg id have to hold my boobs to prevent the jiggle.. lol |
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"I'd be greedy!
I'd be the chauffeur - stretch hummer!
With Julie, Cute,Kinky, Insatiable, Aphrodite, Shhhh and MissJ in the back.
Naked. With foam.
And then drive repeatedly over some very long cattle grids!!!
omg id have to hold my boobs to prevent the jiggle.. lol "
That's the point of the grids!! |
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"omg id have to hold my boobs to prevent the jiggle.. lol
That's the point of the grids!! "
and i agree swap the foam for cream girls just wanna have fun |
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over a year ago
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"Cream!! He's not made of money
He's got us locked in the back of a limo, nicked all our clothes and handbags, I'm sure he'll find a few quid! "
I've still got a few cans left over from a recent photo shoot actually!
Gotta love asda putting them on special at a quid a can! |
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"Cream!! He's not made of money
He's got us locked in the back of a limo, nicked all our clothes and handbags, I'm sure he'll find a few quid!
I've still got a few cans left over from a recent photo shoot actually!
Gotta love asda putting them on special at a quid a can! "
only if its Low Fat squirty cream |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Cream!! He's not made of money
He's got us locked in the back of a limo, nicked all our clothes and handbags, I'm sure he'll find a few quid!
I've still got a few cans left over from a recent photo shoot actually!
Gotta love asda putting them on special at a quid a can!
only if its Low Fat squirty cream"
The valet clean on that car is going to cost more than the car. |
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"Cream!! He's not made of money
He's got us locked in the back of a limo, nicked all our clothes and handbags, I'm sure he'll find a few quid!
I've still got a few cans left over from a recent photo shoot actually!
Gotta love asda putting them on special at a quid a can!
only if its Low Fat squirty cream"
Anchor light!
Only the good stuff! |
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"Cream!! He's not made of money
He's got us locked in the back of a limo, nicked all our clothes and handbags, I'm sure he'll find a few quid!
I've still got a few cans left over from a recent photo shoot actually!
Gotta love asda putting them on special at a quid a can!
only if its Low Fat squirty cream
Anchor light!
Only the good stuff! "
I discoved chocolate squirts cream last Xmas......yum
Cute don't worry about the fat, we'll be working it off jiggling over all those cattle grids! Lol |
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"Cream!! He's not made of money
He's got us locked in the back of a limo, nicked all our clothes and handbags, I'm sure he'll find a few quid!
I've still got a few cans left over from a recent photo shoot actually!
Gotta love asda putting them on special at a quid a can!
only if its Low Fat squirty cream
Anchor light!
Only the good stuff!
I discoved chocolate squirts cream last Xmas......yum
Cute don't worry about the fat, we'll be working it off jiggling over all those cattle grids! Lol"
And anyway - you'll be getting covered in it - i'll be doing the eating!!! |
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And anyway - you'll be getting covered in it - i'll be doing the eating!!!
wrong you'll be driving.. us ladies will be having a blast in the back "
Cruel - sooooooooooooooooooooo cruel!  |
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And anyway - you'll be getting covered in it - i'll be doing the eating!!!
wrong you'll be driving.. us ladies will be having a blast in the back
Cruel - sooooooooooooooooooooo cruel! "
We'll save you some in a tub to take home.... See we're not that bad |
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And anyway - you'll be getting covered in it - i'll be doing the eating!!!
wrong you'll be driving.. us ladies will be having a blast in the back
Cruel - sooooooooooooooooooooo cruel!
We'll save you some in a tub to take home.... See we're not that bad "
That's me told - by the two 'straight' girls in the back! lol
You're as bad as all those 'straight' single guys! |
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And anyway - you'll be getting covered in it - i'll be doing the eating!!!
wrong you'll be driving.. us ladies will be having a blast in the back
Cruel - sooooooooooooooooooooo cruel!
We'll save you some in a tub to take home.... See we're not that bad
That's me told - by the two 'straight' girls in the back! lol
You're as bad as all those 'straight' single guys! "
I'll never knock what could happen in the heat of the moment...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So this week I am chauffeuring M to and back from work, with no fringe benefits or extra payment
If you could chauffer a forum poster for a week, who would it be and why?
Would you make them sit in the back or front seat?
I am choosing Kinky, going to make her sit in the back, the reason why, so no one can see her behind the blacked out windows in the new onesie I bought for her
I think Julewonders would be my choice as well... there is an air of mystery and danger around that woman and a sense of humour "
Ooo I like it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello, hello, hello what's going on here then 
not a lot we are all in the back of Obi's pimp mobile going over a cattle grid"
You forgot to mention naked and covered in cream!
And having just got back from asda - i'm chucking glittery sprinkles in too!
Sparkly boobs bouncing all around - the perfect sight in a rear view mirror! |
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"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl "
Me too. And no way am I going to be nekkid. Topless ok, nekkid no chance!
I'm getting corrupted by this site and its bad influences. |
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"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl
Me too. And no way am I going to be nekkid. Topless ok, nekkid no chance!
I'm getting corrupted by this site and its bad influences."
Stick with me Kinky, it's safer |
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"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl
Me too. And no way am I going to be nekkid. Topless ok, nekkid no chance!
I'm getting corrupted by this site and its bad influences.
Stick with me Kinky, it's safer"
Someone pick me off the floor - I'm struggling with a near fatal case of hysterical laughter!
Hurts.....so.....much.....sides......splitting! |
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"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl
Me too. And no way am I going to be nekkid. Topless ok, nekkid no chance!
I'm getting corrupted by this site and its bad influences.
Stick with me Kinky, it's safer
Someone pick me off the floor - I'm struggling with a near fatal case of hysterical laughter!
Hurts.....so.....much.....sides......splitting! "
Now what did I tell you about sucking on helium balloons!
Tsk! You'll never learn |
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"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl
Dragged in kickin and screamin.........I heard you from hear, poor thing! "
Thank you, at least someone is showing my sympathy |
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"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl
Dragged in kickin and screamin.........I heard you from hear, poor thing!
Thank you, at least someone is showing my sympathy "
Well I think my entrance to the forums last week consisted of a message on the bum thread, saying its all lies and don't believe what this lot say about you WW..........and I have to say, they treat you terribly!!! |
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"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl
Dragged in kickin and screamin.........I heard you from hear, poor thing!
Thank you, at least someone is showing my sympathy
Well I think my entrance to the forums last week consisted of a message on the bum thread, saying its all lies and don't believe what this lot say about you WW..........and I have to say, they treat you terribly!!! "
Don't encourage her! Sympathy is the last thing she needs!
A damn good spanking on the other hand........ |
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"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl
Dragged in kickin and screamin.........I heard you from hear, poor thing!
Thank you, at least someone is showing my sympathy
Well I think my entrance to the forums last week consisted of a message on the bum thread, saying its all lies and don't believe what this lot say about you WW..........and I have to say, they treat you terribly!!! "
Aww you are my new best friend
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"Well I think my entrance to the forums last week consisted of a message on the bum thread, saying its all lies and don't believe what this lot say about you WW..........and I have to say, they treat you terribly!!!
Don't encourage her! Sympathy is the last thing she needs!
A damn good spanking on the other hand........ "
Can I join in too, pretty please - I'll wear my velvet gloves! |
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"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl
Dragged in kickin and screamin.........I heard you from hear, poor thing!
Thank you, at least someone is showing my sympathy
Well I think my entrance to the forums last week consisted of a message on the bum thread, saying its all lies and don't believe what this lot say about you WW..........and I have to say, they treat you terribly!!!
Don't encourage her! Sympathy is the last thing she needs!
A damn good spanking on the other hand........ "
Oi leave my halo alone |
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"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl
Me too. And no way am I going to be nekkid. Topless ok, nekkid no chance!
I'm getting corrupted by this site and its bad influences.
Stick with me Kinky, it's safer
Someone pick me off the floor - I'm struggling with a near fatal case of hysterical laughter!
Hurts.....so.....much.....sides......splitting! "
Have no fear, I didn't believe her either. |
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"Oh I see I have been dragged in, but, but , but I am a good girl
Me too. And no way am I going to be nekkid. Topless ok, nekkid no chance!
I'm getting corrupted by this site and its bad influences.
Stick with me Kinky, it's safer
Someone pick me off the floor - I'm struggling with a near fatal case of hysterical laughter!
Hurts.....so.....much.....sides......splitting!
Have no fear, I didn't believe her either. "
Throws Kinky to the dogs/cats/pigs!
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