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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Kill your victim above?? Either with a sexual act or by pure violence..
Completely meant in jest with no actual harm intended but figured since its the month that Halloween is in we could have some fun..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can i just stick an axe through the back of his head "
Bloody Hell. If you're going to brutally slay me at least have the decency to ask properly. I.e. "Can I just stick an axe through the back of YOUR head?"
That would give me a splitting headache |
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"can i just stick an axe through the back of his head
Bloody Hell. If you're going to brutally slay me at least have the decency to ask properly. I.e. "Can I just stick an axe through the back of YOUR head?"
That would give me a splitting headache"
Please can i stick an axe through the back of your head please and poke your eyeballs out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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id get you d*unk, lure you back to my hotel room, slowly undress and dance for you... tie your hands and blindfold you.. push you face down on the bed then using a scythe stab you in the back |
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"stick a spear up his arse till it came out his mouth
Great minds! Lol  ha just for that i will burn your eyeballs and cut your tongue out, then put it down your throat until you choke"
You'll find that hard with a broom up you're arse!!! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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replicate the "revenge" scene from The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, and then use the tazer on the metal butt plug just in case i didnt kick it in hard enough mwwwaaahhaaahhaaa
MDM x |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Loving all these ideas, my cellar's getting a bit full and it's costing me a fortune to feed my previous meets...this gives me some new and imaginative methods to dispose of them once I've sucked them dry |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Loving all these ideas, my cellar's getting a bit full and it's costing me a fortune to feed my previous meets...this gives me some new and imaginative methods to dispose of them once I've sucked them dry
Don't forget to invest in a couple of pigs! Lol
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Damn good idea...
**checks when next Auction is so can purchase Pinky and Perky** |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do they have to be killed ????? like dead !!!!! ???? 
That's just cruel, torturing and keeping them alive, how long do you plan on letting them suffer?lol "
well depends wot they did or didnt do ............. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slit her throat and hang her upside down on a meat hook"
harsh thats the last time I'm nice to u lol I will come and haunt u ........... (where's the ghosty smiley)  |
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"Slit her throat and hang her upside down on a meat hook
harsh thats the last time I'm nice to u lol I will come and haunt u ........... (where's the ghosty smiley) "
lol im getting more violent as the thread goes on lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slit her throat and hang her upside down on a meat hook
harsh thats the last time I'm nice to u lol I will come and haunt u ........... (where's the ghosty smiley)
lol im getting more violent as the thread goes on lol"
I'm ok now u have already killed me - very nastily lol |
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"Slit her throat and hang her upside down on a meat hook
harsh thats the last time I'm nice to u lol I will come and haunt u ........... (where's the ghosty smiley)
lol im getting more violent as the thread goes on lol
I'm ok now u have already killed me - very nastily lol "
Its a ploy if i kill all the women i can have the men to myself, well the ones i havent killed lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Attack with outboard motor
is that a vibrating version? 
Be lots of noise vibrations and enough horsepower to do the job but not to quickly  "
who asked for quick? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"inverted bear trap thats sewn into his jaw.. snap your fucking head off in other words
Very nice
Rip throat out with a pirate hook "
sit on your face and drown you in cum! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
You're a scary lot. CuteNSassy keep sitting on people and drowning them. Way too much slashing, and chopping up going on.
What's wrong with just giving people a gentle lethal injection and letting them go to sleep? |
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"You're a scary lot. CuteNSassy keep sitting on people and drowning them. Way too much slashing, and chopping up going on.
What's wrong with just giving people a gentle lethal injection and letting them go to sleep? "
Oh ok... I'll be nice..
Injected with 2 syringes of snake venom... to make it look like an accident  |
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"You're a scary lot. CuteNSassy keep sitting on people and drowning them. Way too much slashing, and chopping up going on.
What's wrong with just giving people a gentle lethal injection and letting them go to sleep? "
OK, one lethal injection coming up.
Now, where would you like it!
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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umm need to adress this issue one and for all... I would take one of you at random on a camping trip in the mountians, set the tent up near the edge of a steep cliff, get you very d*unk, then advance on you with a big knife. you would step backwards to save your self... and ...... no evidence I did a thing.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" umm need to adress this issue one and for all... I would take one of you at random on a camping trip in the mountians, set the tent up near the edge of a steep cliff, get you very d*unk, then advance on you with a big knife. you would step backwards to save your self... and ...... no evidence I did a thing....
U forget I have been killed so many times today on here that I now have angels wings and can fly ............
thats ok I'll just wait until your halo slips down and chokes you.. "
think it might be a little lacklustre and dented by now lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can i just stick an axe through the back of his head
Bloody Hell. If you're going to brutally slay me at least have the decency to ask properly. I.e. "Can I just stick an axe through the back of YOUR head?"
That would give me a splitting headache"
quite right! AND she didn't say please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Death by tickling
How did you know I'm ticklish!!?? 
Everyone is ticklish, you just have to find the right spot.
Mine begins with G!! "
Pah !!! Doesn't exists! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Death by tickling
How did you know I'm ticklish!!??
Everyone is ticklish, you just have to find the right spot.
Mine begins with G!!
Pah !!! Doesn't exists! "
you need to practice more then young'un!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Death by tickling
How did you know I'm ticklish!!??
Everyone is ticklish, you just have to find the right spot.
Mine begins with G!!
Pah !!! Doesn't exists!
you need to practice more then
young'un!!
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Need some one to draw me a frigging map!! |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"Death by tickling
How did you know I'm ticklish!!??
Everyone is ticklish, you just have to find the right spot.
Mine begins with G!! "
Does that mean instead moaning in pleasure that you laugh hysterically? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine begins with G!!
Pah !!! Doesn't exists!
you need to practice more then
young'un!!
Need some one to draw me a frigging map!! "
I'm a cartographer in my spare time! |
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"Death by tickling
How did you know I'm ticklish!!??
Everyone is ticklish, you just have to find the right spot.
Mine begins with G!!
Pah !!! Doesn't exists!
you need to practice more then
young'un!!
Need some one to draw me a frigging map!! "
Jez, don't go around advertising that Dave!!!! Lol |
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"Mine begins with G!!
Pah !!! Doesn't exists!
you need to practice more then
young'un!!
Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!
I'm a cartographer in my spare time! "
Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine begins with G!!
Pah !!! Doesn't exists!
you need to practice more then
young'un!!
Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!
I'm a cartographer in my spare time!
Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol "
well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction in 10 mins!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine begins with G!!
Pah !!! Doesn't exists!
you need to practice more then
young'un!!
Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!
I'm a cartographer in my spare time!
Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol "
well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction in 10 mins!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine begins with G!!
Pah !!! Doesn't exists!
you need to practice more then
young'un!!
Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!
I'm a cartographer in my spare time!
Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol
well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction in 10 mins!! "
50p, a paper clip, a biro lid, three pubes and half a pack of love hearts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine begins with G!!
Pah !!! Doesn't exists!
you need to practice more then
young'un!!
Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!
I'm a cartographer in my spare time! $-
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Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol
well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction
in 10 mins!! "
I graciously accept! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine begins with G!!
Pah !!! Doesn't exists!
you need to practice more then
young'un!!
Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!
I'm a cartographer in my spare time!
Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol "
a darkened, misty woods scene. tie them both to opposite trees where they could see each other, biting her thighs with my vampish teeth trickling her blood to stain her stockings pink making her watch me suck him hard, drooling my bloodied saliva over every inch, then I back onto him. killing them with my lust for a kinky fuck! which later, turns her on lots, they all live happily ever after wanking over that night x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine begins with G!!
Pah !!! Doesn't exists!
you need to practice more then
young'un!!
Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!
I'm a cartographer in my spare time!
Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol
well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction in 10 mins!!
50p, a paper clip, a biro lid, three pubes and half a pack of love hearts?"
Amazing what some people have in their pockets!!
I'll raise the 50p to a quid, an old tube ticket and an empty zippo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't worry Julie aka WW will save you all from death Come and jump in my taxi
*says in evil laugh with cunning plan* "
You're gonna drive straight at a petrol tanker and jump out before it hits arn't you?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't worry Julie aka WW will save you all from death Come and jump in my taxi
*says in evil laugh with cunning plan*
You're gonna drive straight at a petrol tanker and jump out before it hits arn't you? "
Now there's an idea, thanks!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't worry Julie aka WW will save you all from death Come and jump in my taxi
*says in evil laugh with cunning plan*
You're gonna drive straight at a petrol tanker and jump out before it hits arn't you?
Now there's an idea, thanks!!! "
Shame the tanker is filled with foam and as you leap from the driver seat you get mowed by a snowplough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine begins with G!!
Pah !!! Doesn't exists!
you need to practice more then
young'un!!
Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!
I'm a cartographer in my spare time!
Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol
well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction in 10 mins!!
50p, a paper clip, a biro lid, three pubes and half a pack of love hearts?
Amazing what some people have in their pockets!!
I'll raise the 50p to a quid, an old tube ticket and an empty zippo! "
I'm gonna have to run classes at this rate!! And get you, proud owner of an empty zippo - no bic lighters for Obi!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine begins with G!!
Pah !!! Doesn't exists!
you need to practice more then
young'un!!
Need some one to draw me a frigging map!!
I'm a cartographer in my spare time!
Quick slip him on quick!.... A map i mean lol
well, my offer to teach young Dave the art of G-spotting, has yet to be accepted or declined - it goes to auction in 10 mins!!
50p, a paper clip, a biro lid, three pubes and half a pack of love hearts?
Amazing what some people have in their pockets!!
I'll raise the 50p to a quid, an old tube ticket and an empty zippo!
I'm gonna have to run classes at this rate!! And get you, proud owner of an empty zippo - no bic lighters for Obi!! "
Well think of the fun you could have if everyone was having a look for it........form a queue folks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well think of the fun you could have if everyone was having a look for it........form a queue folks "
I won't be giving any clues at the start of class, I'll just let you know if you're getting warmer - then the teaching begins - unless anyone finds it!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are we bidding on??
Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night
Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!
Do you take plastic? "
I'll do it for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are we bidding on??
Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night
Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!
Do you take plastic?
I'll do it for that "
BOGOF? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are we bidding on??
Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night
Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!
Do you take plastic?
I'll do it for that
BOGOF? "
Bog off yourself, no bj then |
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Chop his bollocks of and stuff them up his nose then slit all the way down his penis with a stanley knife. Then chop it of completely and stick it down his throat then he will slowly choke to death |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well think of the fun you could have if everyone was having a look for it........form a queue folks
I won't be giving any clues at the start of class, I'll just let you know if you're getting warmer - then the teaching begins - unless anyone finds it!!! "
In which case it would be class dismissed and time to get the cleaners in?
"What are we bidding on??
Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night
Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!
Do you take plastic?
I'll do it for that "
Well this has went off on a tangent, unless you are going to slit his throat with his own credit card?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are we bidding on??
Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night
Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!
Do you take plastic?
I'll do it for that
BOGOF? "
The entrepeneur in me has upped the anti to BEGOF...........I'll be a millionaire yet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well think of the fun you could have if everyone was having a look for it........form a queue folks
I won't be giving any clues at the start of class, I'll just let you know if you're getting warmer - then the teaching begins - unless anyone finds it!!!
In which case it would be class dismissed and time to get the cleaners in?
What are we bidding on??
Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night
Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!
Do you take plastic?
I'll do it for that
Well this has went off on a tangent, unless you are going to slit his throat with his own credit card??"
You are full of great ideas
However nope can't damage a credit card, that's sacrilege  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chop his bollocks of and stuff them up his nose then slit all the way down his penis with a stanley knife. Then chop it of completely and stick it down his throat then he will slowly choke to death"
Scared |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well think of the fun you could have if everyone was having a look for it........form a queue folks
I won't be giving any clues at the start of class, I'll just let you know if you're getting warmer - then the teaching begins - unless anyone finds it!!!
In which case it would be class dismissed and time to get the cleaners in?
What are we bidding on??
Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night
Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!
Do you take plastic?
I'll do it for that
Well this has went off on a tangent, unless you are going to slit his throat with his own credit card??
You are full of great ideas
However nope can't damage a credit card, that's sacrilege "
Well to be fair, if it was anything like mine it would snap before you got through the first layer of tissue anyway lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Chop his bollocks of and stuff them up his nose then slit all the way down his penis with a stanley knife. Then chop it of completely and stick it down his throat then he will slowly choke to death
Scared "
Scared? My 'old man' has just gone into permanent hiding!!!
Someone's been watching too many Vietnam war films methinks!! |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
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"Well think of the fun you could have if everyone was having a look for it........form a queue folks
I won't be giving any clues at the start of class, I'll just let you know if you're getting warmer - then the teaching begins - unless anyone finds it!!! "
I've found it already, no classes needed for me! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are we bidding on??
Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night
Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!
Do you take plastic? "
Yeah plastic will do fine!! How many do you want?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What are we bidding on??
Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night
Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!
Do you take plastic?
Yeah plastic will do fine!! How many do you want?? "
Are they cheaper if you bulk buy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wheres my map!! * thumps hand on table ! "
Any more tantrums from you young'un and you'll go to the back of the queue - or worse still, flung back in that car with the shigs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What are we bidding on??
Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night
Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!
Do you take plastic?
Yeah plastic will do fine!! How many do you want??
Are they cheaper if you bulk buy? :-
p"
Yeah 10 for the price of 5 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are we bidding on??
Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night
Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!
Do you take plastic?
Yeah plastic will do fine!! How many do you want??
Are they cheaper if you bulk buy? :-
p
Yeah 10 for the price of 5 "
Do they all have to be taken at the same time?
Not sure i'd survive 10 in a row! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are we bidding on??
Apparently I was giving away BJs for 50p last night
Shit - only got 35p in shrapnel on me!
Do you take plastic?
Yeah plastic will do fine!! How many do you want??
Are they cheaper if you bulk buy? :-
p
Yeah 10 for the price of 5
Do they all have to be taken at the same time?
Not sure i'd survive 10 in a row! "
But what a way to go! |
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