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"Message me, I won't \ don't bite.....unless you want me to..."  | |||
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"NO single men " If we want one, we'll find you | |||
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"10000000% straight and straighter than a roman road and no one is straighter than hubby but we have loads of gay friends" Did u copy n paste that off my profile lmao | |||
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"10000000% straight and straighter than a roman road and no one is straighter than hubby but we have loads of gay friends Did u copy n paste that off my profile lmao "are you?  | |||
"any rants in capitals" NO SINGLE MEN  | |||
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"Naff off Ryan " Thanks, off to add that line, smashing idea  | |||
"any rants in capitals" WE WILL BLOCK YOU  | |||
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"Anything that refers to Shades of Grey!
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instant turn off, and "believers" in Mr Grey need to have a word with themselves, I mean really! | |||
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"Anything that refers to Shades of Grey!
instant turn off, and "believers" in Mr Grey need to have a word with themselves, I mean really!" | |||
"any rants in capitals WE WILL BLOCK YOU "WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!! | |||
"Sydney bloody university....." You beat me to it | |||
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"any rants in capitals WE WILL BLOCK YOU
WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!! "I feel a tune coming on lol | |||
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"any rants in capitals WE WILL BLOCK YOU
WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!! "Oh no, have a ruddy tune stuck in my head now  lol x | |||
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"Anything that refers to Shades of Grey!
"Me too! Makes me want to run and hide from the wannabe dom!! | |||
"any rants in capitals WE WILL BLOCK YOU
WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!!
I feel a tune coming on lol "Not just me then? lol | |||
"No blacks/asians/jews/7th Day Adventists/TVs/CDs/Bi/straight/gay/ single guys/timewasters/picture collectors (delete as appropriate)... followed by or preceded by "no offence" "Saw one the other day that went on to add DVD'S! | |||
"any rants in capitals WE WILL BLOCK YOU
WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!!
Oh no, have a ruddy tune stuck in my head now lol x"Least that's better than 'let's go fly a kite'! Lol | |||
"One we really like to see is, saw the other day: I am a professional photographer in my spare time "Hey obi is a nice guy! | |||
"All messages must contain face pics and the secret word that's hidden in our profile! "liken to Mr Grey fans, shove this one up ur arse too! secret word! it isn't word-search, its contact us only if you've read EVERY word! behave! | |||
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"One we really like to see is, saw the other day: I am a professional photographer in my spare time
Hey obi is a nice guy! "Haha! | |||
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"any rants in capitals WE WILL BLOCK YOU
WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!!
Oh no, have a ruddy tune stuck in my head now lol x
Least that's better than 'let's go fly a kite'! Lol "FFS! You've only gone and stuck that one in my poor brain lol | |||
"I am VWE (look at pics), erm nope you're not mate "Pmsl!!! That 9/10 we get!! | |||
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"No blacks/asians/jews/7th Day Adventists/TVs/CDs/Bi/straight/gay/ single guys/timewasters/picture collectors (delete as appropriate)... followed by or preceded by "no offence" "racist pigs! | |||
"any rants in capitals WE WILL BLOCK YOU
WE WILL WE WILL block you!!!!
Oh no, have a ruddy tune stuck in my head now lol x
Least that's better than 'let's go fly a kite'! Lol
My bad! Lol
FFS! You've only gone and stuck that one in my poor brain lol" | |||
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"Anything on my profile... (Feeble attempt to get profile _iewed) "Hey it worked...love your profile, if you can get me a meet with Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub, I'll forever be in your debt - love a man in uniform | |||
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"Able to play again now my relapsed arse and blue waffle have been successfully treated "Stop quoting from my bloody profile, you!  | |||
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"Let me light your fire , its worried me a bit reading that , lol "How could he know that you like an open log fire...? | |||
"Let me light your fire , its worried me a bit reading that , lol "Don't forget to take an extinguisher lol | |||
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"Let me light your fire , its worried me a bit reading that , lol How could he know that you like an open log fire...? "lol he was saying i think he was hot stuff m | |||
heinz beans perhaps | |||
"Let me light your fire , its worried me a bit reading that , lol
Don't forget to take an extinguisher lol "lol love it xx | |||
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"I am what it says on the tin ..
heinz beans perhaps"Ronseal??? I need my fence sorting... What's his profile name lol | |||
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"Able to play again now my relapsed arse and blue waffle have been successfully treated
Stop quoting from my bloody profile, you! "I am just glad you are better and back obviously your back! | |||
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"Will try anything once "That's always good to know!! | |||
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"Able to play again now my relapsed arse and blue waffle have been successfully treated
Stop quoting from my bloody profile, you!
I am just glad you are better and back obviously your back! "Well there's still the ringworm and the scabies to clear up, but I'm ok for shagging | |||
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"No blacks/asians/jews/7th Day Adventists/TVs/CDs/Bi/straight/gay/ single guys/timewasters/picture collectors (delete as appropriate)... followed by or preceded by "no offence" "You forgot "Jehovahs witnesses". Dave | |||
"Will try anything once "*holds hands up* pretty sure that's on ours! Lol but I stand by it! | |||
"Able to play again now my relapsed arse and blue waffle have been successfully treated
Stop quoting from my bloody profile, you!
I am just glad you are better and back obviously your back!
Well there's still the ringworm and the scabies to clear up, but I'm ok for shagging "cool, will be round in 5 mins. Is it OK to use germalene as lube... just in case like | |||
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"Able to play again now my relapsed arse and blue waffle have been successfully treated
Stop quoting from my bloody profile, you!
I am just glad you are better and back obviously your back!
Well there's still the ringworm and the scabies to clear up, but I'm ok for shagging
cool, will be round in 5 mins. Is it OK to use germalene as lube... just in case like "Yeah, or I've got industrial sized tubs of Savlon...see you soon big boy | |||
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"Able to play again now my relapsed arse and blue waffle have been successfully treated
Stop quoting from my bloody profile, you!
I am just glad you are better and back obviously your back!
Well there's still the ringworm and the scabies to clear up, but I'm ok for shagging
cool, will be round in 5 mins. Is it OK to use germalene as lube... just in case like
Yeah, or I've got industrial sized tubs of Savlon...see you soon big boy "get pre-greased... I sent got long! | |||
"Type such and such in the first line of your message so we know you have read all our profile. " lol i would never mail them ,lol or back if read that . | |||
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""Breathe through my ears" Gets me because it means he is not listening!!!!!!!!! "Brilliant. | |||
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"Sydney bloody university....." I changed it on mine to confuse people and those who read it all way through always comment | |||
"I am what it says on the tin ..
heinz beans perhaps"maybe its Spam lol wow got to the end of the thread and not one bit about mine lol .............. | |||
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"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming. In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females? "It doesn't work for me... It puts me off seeing that written on a profile *shudders*  | |||
"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming. In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females?
It doesn't work for me... It puts me off seeing that written on a profile
*shudders* "I always imagine they are after someone who cums rice pudding !! | |||
"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming. In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females?
It doesn't work for me... It puts me off seeing that written on a profile *shudders* "I always imagine the 'heavy cummer, repeaters' to be overweight, telling the same stories over and over until they cum. | |||
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"Do not send winks we just delete them. *5 minutes later said person/couple send a wink* Or If we wink at you, it means we like you. " ooohh i had one of those. lol 'we wink if we like the look of you' in their profile it said 'anyone that winks or send messages will be blocked' we never did meet them! Lol | |||
"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming. In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females?
It doesn't work for me... It puts me off seeing that written on a profile *shudders*
I always imagine the 'heavy cummer, repeaters' to be overweight, telling the same stories over and over until they cum." I imagine the same! | |||
"Off topic! But what is a heavy cummer? " A guy that cums a lot in one go lol | |||
"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming. In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females?
It doesn't work for me... It puts me off seeing that written on a profile
*shudders*
I always imagine they are after someone who cums rice pudding !! "eww, that's just given me visions of cottage cheese | |||
"Off topic! But what is a heavy cummer? A guy that cums a lot in one go lol" Right so it's not that his cum is heavy then lol......... | |||
"Off topic! But what is a heavy cummer? A guy that cums a lot in one go lol Right so it's not that his cum is heavy then lol......... "Perhaps it is. Maybe they feel a lot lighter after they have cum... | |||
"Off topic! But what is a heavy cummer? A guy that cums a lot in one go lol Right so it's not that his cum is heavy then lol......... "Pmsl | |||
"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming. In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females? "No! The repeating I don't mind, although it makes me think of burping, but "heavy cummer" does put me off. Some guys taste foul, so the last thing you'd want is a huge quantity!! | |||
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"I am what it says on the tin ..
heinz beans perhaps"Ronsea, does exactly what it says on the tin...... Not | |||
"I am what it says on the tin ..
heinz beans perhaps"Ronsea, does exactly what it says on the tin...... Not Ronseal even | |||
"Sydney bloody university....." so glad I missed that bandwagon | |||
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"Off topic! But what is a heavy cummer? A guy that cums a lot in one go lol Right so it's not that his cum is heavy then lol......... " I'll ask our next meet if he's carrying a heavy load ...don't want any damage doing | |||
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"Hilarious thread, keep 'em coming. In couple adds when I see..."heavy cummer & repeater" it just sounds like industrial machinery. Does this crass waffle appeal to any females?
It doesn't work for me... It puts me off seeing that written on a profile
*shudders*
I always imagine they are after someone who cums rice pudding !! eww, that's just given me visions of cottage cheese "BOAK! lol | |||
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"Meets 18 - 99" So ageist too the 100 club lol | |||
"am leaving the site in 7 days, 23 hours & 15 minutes.. " 5....4...3....2....1......gone | |||
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"no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys why not just click the filter......" Because they wouldn't get the mountains of messages every day and they wouldn't be able to reply saying, 'you haven't read our profile have you' to them and then start threads entitled 'Rant' on the forum | |||
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"Can't accommodate ,can't travel. " Lol | |||
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"I love to lick pussy for hours and hours.... " That's a coincidence, so do I | |||
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"MESSAGES WITHOUT FACE PICS WILL BE DELETED!" yea by people with no pics | |||
"anything with a pulse..... on 2 legs tho.." Haahaahaahaa! | |||
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" I always imagine the 'heavy cummer, repeaters' to be overweight, telling the same stories over and over until they cum." PMSL... though I don't think that's the image they're trying to portray | |||
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"no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys no single guys, no single guys, no single guys why not just click the filter...... Because they wouldn't get the mountains of messages every day and they wouldn't be able to reply saying, 'you haven't read our profile have you' to them and then start threads entitled 'Rant' on the forum " | |||
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"Love the ones that start: *UPDATE* 4 or so updates later and get to the main body of the profile which completely contradicts the updates "Why not just delete and amend? Strange | |||
"Love the ones that start: *UPDATE* 4 or so updates later and get to the main body of the profile which completely contradicts the updates
Why not just delete and amend? Strange "I don't know, and because they don't put dates on the updates, you've not a scooby how old the updates are | |||
"Love the ones that start: *UPDATE* 4 or so updates later and get to the main body of the profile which completely contradicts the updates
Why not just delete and amend? Strange "Another strange one we have seen, was Single Guys - MUST BE 5ft5 11 inches ONLY! Lol | |||
"Love the ones that start: *UPDATE* 4 or so updates later and get to the main body of the profile which completely contradicts the updates
Why not just delete and amend? Strange
Another strange one we have seen, was
Single Guys - MUST BE 5ft5 11 inches ONLY!
Lol"Well... at least they know what they want | |||
