Christmas jokes

By *wist my nipples OP Couple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

You know, the proper corny cracker ones!

How does Frosty the snowman get to work?

He rides his icicle.

Go!

Mrs TMN x

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Why did the red nosed reindeer help the old lady cross the road.

It would have been Rudolf him not too

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why was Santa feeling unwell?

He had tinselitis!!

By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Pulled a cracker today...she helped me cook dinner.

By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Why was the turkey in a pop group?

Because he was the only one with drumsticks