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Which of you Santas? Or should I call the the police??

By *litteasingMan OP Man over a year ago

Thereabouts

My kids kept out carrots and milk outside the door for Santa. But, me the Santa was at work. But on my return in the early hours of this morning, I found no carrots or milk. So, which of you Santas did this? Confess now or I am calling the police...

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

If it was cravendale milk blame the cats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do love a carrot

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By *litteasingMan OP Man over a year ago

Thereabouts

"If it was cravendale milk blame the cats"

Is that the here favourite?

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By *litteasingMan OP Man over a year ago

Thereabouts

"I do love a carrot"
any particular size?

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Sorry, no offence was meant.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Errrrrr obviously it was the REAL Santa. I hope you are not suggesting that

might be fictitious?!

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

What sort of container was the milk in ? Was it stolen or left empty ?

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By *litteasingMan OP Man over a year ago

Thereabouts

"Sorry, no offence was meant.

I knew it!!! That was you! You shouldn't have finished it all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Errrrrr obviously it was the REAL Santa. I hope you are not suggesting that

might be fictitious?!

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By *litteasingMan OP Man over a year ago

Thereabouts

"Errrrrr obviously it was the REAL Santa. I hope you are not suggesting that

might be fictitious?!

How dare I make such a suggestion?

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By *litteasingMan OP Man over a year ago

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"What sort of container was the milk in ? Was it stolen or left empty ? "

Looks like another had it before me (the Santa that got the gifts )

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