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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
I walked into a room one day and caught my grandma sucking my grandad's cock.
"That's disgusting", I thought to myself, "it should have been cremated with the rest of him".
Happy Christmas |
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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago
edinburgh |
A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you." |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok... Here's a little cheeky nightclub chat line to a lady...
You have a lot in common with my baby toe.
I'll be banging both of you on my coffee table later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Old but here goes
A husband says to his wife i bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and angry at the sametime . Wife thinks for a bit and says your cock is bigger than your dads and brothers |
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