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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? "
Hopefully donated towards the cost of a new mammogram machine!
Current mammogram machines can cost up to £400,000 we believe
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring? "
I do feel we need a definitive code. It is imperative that men are not permitted to take this into their own hands. I would go so far as to say that for the code to be conclusive a committee should be formed to explore all length and girth measurements and agree a standard, final, measurement that all men can easily understand and implement. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?
Donuts. Everyone knows that"
We both know that doughnuts, whilst delicious, are not firm enough to withstand the forceful treatment that some men may employ in order to fiddle the measurements. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?
Donuts. Everyone knows that
We both know that doughnuts, whilst delicious, are not firm enough to withstand the forceful treatment that some men may employ in order to fiddle the measurements."
Mine were 10 days old how firm do they need to be? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?
Yes but not for you Dave, big fat N/A for you
Harsh lol surely there must be some comparable??"
He's in a meeting this afternoon, hoping to get away with it ssshhhh |
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"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?
Yes but not for you Dave, big fat N/A for you
Harsh lol surely there must be some comparable??
He's in a meeting this afternoon, hoping to get away with it ssshhhh "
Zipped! Lol but I don't have high hopes for you lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?
Yes but not for you Dave, big fat N/A for you
Harsh lol surely there must be some comparable??
He's in a meeting this afternoon, hoping to get away with it ssshhhh "
Get away with what knobhead? |
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"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?
Yes but not for you Dave, big fat N/A for you
Harsh lol surely there must be some comparable??
He's in a meeting this afternoon, hoping to get away with it ssshhhh
Get away with what knobhead? "
Hahaha......busted lol |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?
I do feel we need a definitive code. It is imperative that men are not permitted to take this into their own hands. I would go so far as to say that for the code to be conclusive a committee should be formed to explore all length and girth measurements and agree a standard, final, measurement that all men can easily understand and implement."
Oh jeez, a committee??? A body of people that takes minutes and wastes hours, we'll never get a definitive answer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?
Yes but not for you Dave, big fat N/A for you
Harsh lol surely there must be some comparable??
He's in a meeting this afternoon, hoping to get away with it ssshhhh
Get away with what knobhead? "
Bloody hell, M has been on the forums again Dave!
Thought you had him under control
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"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?
I do feel we need a definitive code. It is imperative that men are not permitted to take this into their own hands. I would go so far as to say that for the code to be conclusive a committee should be formed to explore all length and girth measurements and agree a standard, final, measurement that all men can easily understand and implement.
Oh jeez, a committee??? A body of people that takes minutes and wastes hours, we'll never get a definitive answer "
But think of the fun to be had coming to the conclusion that we would indeed never agree! Lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Exactly how do you measure a cock ? Is there a British code of measuring?
I do feel we need a definitive code. It is imperative that men are not permitted to take this into their own hands. I would go so far as to say that for the code to be conclusive a committee should be formed to explore all length and girth measurements and agree a standard, final, measurement that all men can easily understand and implement.
Oh jeez, a committee??? A body of people that takes minutes and wastes hours, we'll never get a definitive answer "
If I'd said it was a party and not a committee you'd be head of the planning group. |
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