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All I want for Christmas..... is a Quickie from you gents!
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
You may have noticed it is Christmas. Well. Technically the Eve of Christmas. And as it is the most festive and giving time of year...... my perverts* and I have a big request. The biggest. The most important of the year.
It is, as they say, the most wonderful night of the year, so before Santa confirms I'm on the naughty list, why don't you come and fill our stockings - my perverts* and I are depending on you...
We need our bells jingling boys..... we need you to help us get our tinsel in a tangle and give us a damn hard time 
So........ provide us with the peen. Come at us with cock. Whap your wangs out for the wanton women. Turn us into hot hot hot Ho Ho Hos......
Christmas Cock is absolutely encouraged..... wrap it ready for gifting, make those baubles bounce as we imagine climbing your tree..... or just give us a damn fine candy cane to suck on as we warm your chestnuts before the heat of our open fires 
Gentlemen of the lounge... for this one night... gimme yer cocks. Stick em up as your profile pictures..... just don't slip them into our Christmas Eve boxes unless you've got plenty of goodies. Give me something to lust after before a bearded man sneaks into my bedroom and fills my stockings to the brim.....
Christmas cocks tonight if you would please gentlemen... all the cocks 
*damn autocarrot. Obviously perverts should read ladies  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"
I am here for the Christmas cock!
Thanks OP
I wish you were Santa! "
Oooooh I'm just about to take a pic you might appreciate.....
I knew you would be here for the winter Wiener  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?
Opening chapter....
It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding "
So much typing when “show us your nob”
Would suffice! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*  "
Oi!
I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper
Sit with me |
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"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?
Opening chapter....
It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding
So much typing when “show us your nob”
Would suffice!"
So much typing when you should be changing your profile pic Hahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*
Oi!
I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper
Sit with me "
Budge up  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?
Opening chapter....
It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding
So much typing when “show us your nob”
Would suffice!"
Sam.
Show us your nob.
Please. Now. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*
Oi!
I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper
Sit with me
Budge up "
Nah. My lap will do |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"“Wang ahoy!!”
Good lord Devon.
You are remarkably accommodating kind sir
I aim to please, I often miss, thank the gods for curtains (you can make up your own jokes) "
I'm sure if I tried hard I could think of something pervy about aiming for curtains.....  |
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"
I am here for the Christmas cock!
Thanks OP
I wish you were Santa!
Oooooh I'm just about to take a pic you might appreciate.....
I knew you would be here for the winter Wiener "
Winter wiener tastes better! I’m going for a nose at your pics  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?
Opening chapter....
It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding
So much typing when “show us your nob”
Would suffice!
Sam.
Show us your nob.
Please. Now. "
Better. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"
I am here for the Christmas cock!
Thanks OP
I wish you were Santa!
Oooooh I'm just about to take a pic you might appreciate.....
I knew you would be here for the winter Wiener
Winter wiener tastes better! I’m going for a nose at your pics "
I've not done it yet.... gimme a chance! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?
Opening chapter....
It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding
So much typing when “show us your nob”
Would suffice!
Sam.
Show us your nob.
Please. Now.
Better."
Thank you Samuel.
You're a gentleman. With a delightful willy |
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"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?
Opening chapter....
It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding
So much typing when “show us your nob”
Would suffice!
Sam.
Show us your nob.
Please. Now.
Better."
On behalf of all women, yes! Better. |
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"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*
Oi!
I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper
Sit with me "
I have gin and snacks….May I join you 
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Christ!!! Nearly had my eye out!!!! "
That'll happen when you sit in the front row..... just sit up straighter and open your mouth.
I'll demonstrate.
You're welcome |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*
Oi!
I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper
Sit with me
I have gin and snacks….May I join you
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Even without the booze n nibbles.... come along lady! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?
Opening chapter....
It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding
So much typing when “show us your nob”
Would suffice!
Sam.
Show us your nob.
Please. Now.
Better.
Thank you Samuel.
You're a gentleman. With a delightful willy "
Thank you ma’am. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?
Opening chapter....
It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding
So much typing when “show us your nob”
Would suffice!
Sam.
Show us your nob.
Please. Now.
Better.
On behalf of all women, yes! Better. "
I’m not sure they’ll all share in your joy but I’m more than happy with your show of enthusiasm |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Could you just give me the gist of that opening chapter?
Opening chapter....
It's Dec 24th and I'm being demanding
So much typing when “show us your nob”
Would suffice!
Sam.
Show us your nob.
Please. Now.
Better.
Thank you Samuel.
You're a gentleman. With a delightful willy
Thank you ma’am."
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Aren't some things better staying wrapped?
Hell no...... some things should be gifted once a year
Fine. But I ain't gift wrapping it!"
I'll take it all as it is then |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oh Posh I love it when you get demanding…sits and waits for wangs!
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I'm loving the Winter Wang....
The Christmas Cock
Matterhorn's well hung balls.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, fuck me!
Was that quick enough?
Um...... too quick for me 
Do me again "
That's fine by me!
Fuck me!
Now lets undress.
Fuck me again!
Is that better? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well, fuck me!
Was that quick enough?
Um...... too quick for me
Do me again
That's fine by me!
Fuck me!
Now lets undress.
Fuck me again!
Is that better?"
Ooh. 3 for 1.... |
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"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*
Oi!
I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper
Sit with me "
Oooooo can I also sit with you ladies? hehe very festive and pleasurable pics here |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh you dirty bitch.... *loiters in background*
Oi!
I showered. I got nekkid. I got wet. I got really, really dirty again. And then I dried off and I'm now wearing Christmas stockings and a Christmas jumper
Sit with me
Oooooo can I also sit with you ladies? hehe very festive and pleasurable pics here "
You can indeed..... but I'm now out of the Christmas jumper and just in the festive bra and stockings..... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Excuse me. Did someone say there would be a shortage of pigs in blankets come chrimbo?
Nope. I said bring your sausage to my blanket....
Do you fancy a portion of stuffing? "
I do like a firm stuffing..... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well seeing as you asked so eloquently.
I am very eloquent.....
And I do enjoy your ruler
It’s a depth gauge "
Even better...... there's a depth I've needed gauging..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well seeing as you asked so eloquently.
I am very eloquent.....
And I do enjoy your ruler
It’s a depth gauge
Even better...... there's a depth I've needed gauging....."
Will it hurt if I put it in? |
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Actually OP I have just read your profile (actually I got a taxi driver that read it to me as things are a little bit blurry round here)
Apparently it says you won’t toast your waffle in public, so I am retracting my wang |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well seeing as you asked so eloquently.
I am very eloquent.....
And I do enjoy your ruler
It’s a depth gauge
Even better...... there's a depth I've needed gauging.....
Will it hurt if I put it in? "
Not if I relax..... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Actually OP I have just read your profile (actually I got a taxi driver that read it to me as things are a little bit blurry round here)
Apparently it says you won’t toast your waffle in public, so I am retracting my wang "
Eh?
Reading my profile? What on earth would you do that for?
Also there is Christmas small print...... |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
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"Good lord OP! 
Well... Happy to oblige!
Winter Wang you say?... Wang like...
^ this?
Holy Christmas Cock.....
Just exactly like that "
Splendid... sorry about the quality of the pic - it's a bit cold, and he's a grower not a shower... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Got one coming 
Is it coming here?
Please?
It is here
But it isn't here..... I'm seeing a problem
That pesky stupid Bristol Channel again
Yeah and screw swimming it this time of year "
I need a damn boat. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Good lord OP!
Well... Happy to oblige!
Winter Wang you say?... Wang like...
^ this?
Holy Christmas Cock.....
Just exactly like that
Splendid... sorry about the quality of the pic - it's a bit cold, and he's a grower not a shower... "
Um...... sweetie.....
I don't think it will come as a massive surprise to anyone when I say.....
I know and I know how to make him grow too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well seeing as you asked so eloquently.
I am very eloquent.....
And I do enjoy your ruler
It’s a depth gauge
Even better...... there's a depth I've needed gauging.....
Will it hurt if I put it in?
Not if I relax..... "
Hop on board |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well seeing as you asked so eloquently.
I am very eloquent.....
And I do enjoy your ruler
It’s a depth gauge
Even better...... there's a depth I've needed gauging.....
Will it hurt if I put it in?
Not if I relax.....
Hop on board "
Ok |
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"Got one coming
Is it coming here?
Please?
It is here
But it isn't here..... I'm seeing a problem
That pesky stupid Bristol Channel again
Yeah and screw swimming it this time of year
I need a damn boat. "
Someone must have one you can borrow |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Got one coming
Is it coming here?
Please?
It is here
But it isn't here..... I'm seeing a problem
That pesky stupid Bristol Channel again
Yeah and screw swimming it this time of year
I need a damn boat.
Someone must have one you can borrow "
Currently they're all out of the bloody water......  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"For a short time I shall make my picture public.
10.
9.
8.
7.
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Times up.
Merry christmas folks  "
Awwww man! It did make a happy Christmas Eve though.
Thank you kindly |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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Tease
I’ll change it in a minute
I'm waiting very patiently.....
Sorry to keep you waiting "
Well...... it was well worth the wait. You really pulled that out of the box |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"And…..I’m spent.
Awwwwww KS.....
Was it as good for you as it was for me?
It was most pleasant, and didn’t hurt a bit. "
That's exactly what I would say about it! Excellent news.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm offended by this thread, Posh.
Mainly by the fact that you didn't tell me about it "
Erm..... but...... I bloody did!
You were too busy whopping the girls out as I recall |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm offended by this thread, Posh.
Mainly by the fact that you didn't tell me about it
I am offended too. Us men aren't just pieces of meat here for your amusement "
Erm.... funny story.....
You're really good at being objectified..... |
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"I'm offended by this thread, Posh.
Mainly by the fact that you didn't tell me about it
Erm..... but...... I bloody did!
You were too busy whopping the girls out as I recall "
They get restless when they're cooped up..... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm offended by this thread, Posh.
Mainly by the fact that you didn't tell me about it
Erm..... but...... I bloody did!
You were too busy whopping the girls out as I recall
They get restless when they're cooped up..... "
I've noticed!! Set them freeeeee! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Late to the party but thought I'd drop by. Merry Christmas everyone!
Hey stranger.... and Merry Christmas to you too
Merry Christmas beautiful "
And a Merry Christmas to you too! |
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