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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Housework is very dangerous... I've just splashed bleach in my eye.. .. let this man's foray into domestic duties be a lesson to you ..don't do it we re not designed to do it... 
Any nurses wishing to administer first aid please phone as I'm struggling to read messages .
Any other ladies offering assistance my back doors open please start in the kitchen..help yourself to coffee and biscuits.. .ta..  |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Nice try
Maybe if you'd been using two hands and concentrating it'd not have happened
See men can't multi task  "
No offers from the nurses ,, must be the nhs cutbacks I've read about... 
Thanks for your concern ladies..
I'm happy to confirm my sight is returning (boy it does sting )
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Nice try
Maybe if you'd been using two hands and concentrating it'd not have happened
See men can't multi task
No offers from the nurses ,, must be the nhs cutbacks I've read about...
Thanks for your concern ladies..
I'm happy to confirm my sight is returning (boy it does sting )
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OK, if you'd done a full Risk Assessment and worn all the PPE, this problem would not have occurred!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice try
Maybe if you'd been using two hands and concentrating it'd not have happened
See men can't multi task
No offers from the nurses ,, must be the nhs cutbacks I've read about...
Thanks for your concern ladies..
I'm happy to confirm my sight is returning (boy it does sting )
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If ya like i can poke ya in the other one and the first wont hurt so much |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice try
Maybe if you'd been using two hands and concentrating it'd not have happened
See men can't multi task
No offers from the nurses ,, must be the nhs cutbacks I've read about...
Thanks for your concern ladies..
I'm happy to confirm my sight is returning (boy it does sting )
If ya like i can poke ya in the other one and the first wont hurt so much "
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
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Any other ladies offering assistance my back doors open please start in the kitchen..help yourself to coffee and biscuits.. .ta..
Just lubing up my strapon and coming to bash in your back doors, brace yourself sunshine
I didn't think a suppository was the correct way to treat an eye.. . I thought irrigation .. oh well ...You're the nurse... "
It's a bit of both...my strapon will make your eyes water, thus flushing out the bleach...if you want an irrigation, I'll bring me hosepipe and give you a colonic afterwards as well...I'm just too generous with my nursing skills sometimes |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
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Any other ladies offering assistance my back doors open please start in the kitchen..help yourself to coffee and biscuits.. .ta..
Just lubing up my strapon and coming to bash in your back doors, brace yourself sunshine
I didn't think a suppository was the correct way to treat an eye.. . I thought irrigation .. oh well ...You're the nurse...
It's a bit of both...my strapon will make your eyes water, thus flushing out the bleach...if you want an irrigation, I'll bring me hosepipe and give you a colonic afterwards as well...I'm just too generous with my nursing skills sometimes "
In my best Kenneth Williams voice...... Ooooh matron,.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any other ladies offering assistance my back doors open please start in the kitchen..help yourself to coffee and biscuits.. .ta..
Just lubing up my strapon and coming to bash in your back doors, brace yourself sunshine
I didn't think a suppository was the correct way to treat an eye.. . I thought irrigation .. oh well ...You're the nurse...
It's a bit of both...my strapon will make your eyes water, thus flushing out the bleach...if you want an irrigation, I'll bring me hosepipe and give you a colonic afterwards as well...I'm just too generous with my nursing skills sometimes "
Such filth on this forum!
Take it to swingers chat.
Seeing as I am on my own I dont really mind doing it. Cooking, cleaning and washing clothes is not hard.
A lot of men just know their women will do it for them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice try
Maybe if you'd been using two hands and concentrating it'd not have happened
See men can't multi task "
That's boll***s. Hang on... phone. Back - where was I. Oh yes - men and multi tasking. I completely disagre....excuse me a second, just having a quicke sarnie. WAIT, someone wants to talk to me.
Anyway, as I said - men are most excellent at multitasking
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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Any other ladies offering assistance my back doors open please start in the kitchen..help yourself to coffee and biscuits.. .ta.. "
You want your ring bleaching too! Very porn star ish |
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