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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago
manchester |
So… obviously this god like creature is the ultimate prize here right?!?
But how does one seduce him without laughing?!? Has anyone achieved it?!? How did you manage it..
It’s been the cause of my stress for many weeks and I desperately need some advice on how to approach this… all advice welcome.
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
Ok. So.
This is foolproof.
Put on a pair of earmuffs.
That way you can't hear his comedy genius.
And wear the turkey hat. Just boil wash it first. You're welcome.
Also...... I'd better be bridesmaid at the wedding ffs.
Posh  |
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Seduce them with food then,
Food of the gods was always with wine,
So put the wine into the food instead if they wont drink it.
Then you can entense and entwine them with your loverly lady like figure.
Make them laugh and smile as you stroke your loverly fingers down there torso.
But dont forget to keep plying that god with all your wordly goods, food, body and soul.
Until at last you can have them all to yourself, melt into them.
Open yourself to them, Cream them for all the delights that they offer you.
until at last you finaly succumb to them. |
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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago
manchester |
"Ok. So.
This is foolproof.
Put on a pair of earmuffs.
That way you can't hear his comedy genius.
And wear the turkey hat. Just boil wash it first. You're welcome.
Also...... I'd better be bridesmaid at the wedding ffs.
Posh "
Dashes off to Amazon for sexy earmuffs… genius…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you figure it out, let me know please. I really want to ride him like a horse into the night but he seems pretty stand offish. It's frustrating. Please just let me mount you Rex. My one wish!  |
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By *affron40 OP Woman
over a year ago
manchester |
"Seduce them with food then,
Food of the gods was always with wine,
So put the wine into the food instead if they wont drink it.
Then you can entense and entwine them with your loverly lady like figure.
Make them laugh and smile as you stroke your loverly fingers down there torso.
But dont forget to keep plying that god with all your wordly goods, food, body and soul.
Until at last you can have them all to yourself, melt into them.
Open yourself to them, Cream them for all the delights that they offer you.
until at last you finaly succumb to them. "
So sedate him and cover him in cake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I believe you'll need to bleach ya starfish for starters 
He promised to wax it for me
Just put some lipstick on it 
It’ll look like a hairy man with lippy on then!!  "
Now you're talking his language!! |
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