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over a year ago
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"Yey go piggies....  "
Steady on Allsports - it's an as yet undisclosed fact that a savage pack of killer hogs roams the KT postcode at night looking for tasty residents.
I saw them in Dallas Fried Chicken the other day, refusing to eat the disgusting slop that hed been served.
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"*hides from cats incase they are hungry*  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Snatch springs to mind!
Go 'Brick Top' !!!! 
Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*hides from cats incase they are hungry*
http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/02/14/19/49/1j/po78tiapgk1ogiq.jpg?imageId=23099185"
I'm not looking, it might be scary |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yey go piggies....
Steady on Allsports - it's an as yet undisclosed fact that a savage pack of killer hogs roams the KT postcode at night looking for tasty residents.
I saw them in Dallas Fried Chicken the other day, refusing to eat the disgusting slop that hed been served.
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bugger you found out their mine |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"*hides from cats incase they are hungry*
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I'm not looking, it might be scary "
I'm not looking either. I do have a slight fear that if I die the cat will start eating me.
Julie, that's a perfect bridge you are sporting there. I'll have to try yoga with heels now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*hides from cats incase they are hungry*
http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/02/14/19/49/1j/po78tiapgk1ogiq.jpg?imageId=23099185
I'm not looking, it might be scary
I'm not looking either. I do have a slight fear that if I die the cat will start eating me.
Julie, that's a perfect bridge you are sporting there. I'll have to try yoga with heels now."
Thanks, got bored of my bum  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"*hides from cats incase they are hungry*
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I'm not looking, it might be scary
I'm not looking either. I do have a slight fear that if I die the cat will start eating me.
Julie, that's a perfect bridge you are sporting there. I'll have to try yoga with heels now."
I've just looked, it's actually quite funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"*hides from cats incase they are hungry*
http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/02/14/19/49/1j/po78tiapgk1ogiq.jpg?imageId=23099185
I'm not looking, it might be scary
I'm not looking either. I do have a slight fear that if I die the cat will start eating me.
Julie, that's a perfect bridge you are sporting there. I'll have to try yoga with heels now.
I've just looked, it's actually quite funny "
My pose or the film  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've had a couple of pigs wanting to gobble me. You can't be too careful
That's no way to refer to Dave's sister
Joking aside not much goes on in Daves land !"
In his land? Didnt think he was on the same planet |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"*hides from cats incase they are hungry*
http://ugc-01.cafemomstatic.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2012/02/14/19/49/1j/po78tiapgk1ogiq.jpg?imageId=23099185
I'm not looking, it might be scary
I'm not looking either. I do have a slight fear that if I die the cat will start eating me.
Julie, that's a perfect bridge you are sporting there. I'll have to try yoga with heels now.
I've just looked, it's actually quite funny
My pose or the film "
The link of course, your pose is gorgeously lascivious Julie  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I've had a couple of pigs wanting to gobble me. You can't be too careful
That's no way to refer to Dave's sister
Joking aside not much goes on in Daves land !
In his land? Didnt think he was on the same planet "
Well sheepville |
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